Chapter 69 Unscrupulous calculation
Little bone does not argue with them, but bows his head and thinks hard about how to hook up this fierce tiger. After thinking for a long time, there is still no proper way.
He doesn't have Lishan's three-shot archery skills, let alone the martial arts that can kill the tiger. I'm afraid that Xue Yueer alone is not the opponent of the tiger. For this fierce and cunning beast, Xiaoguding can't play any role in psychological interference. Except for traps, close combat can't help.
After thinking for a while and without any results, Xiaoguding said, "Let's find out if there are any fresh marks of this tiger first. Maybe there will be a way."
Xue Yueer took Xiaoguding's hand and asked worriedly, "Is it too dangerous for you to hunt this tiger by yourself?"
Xiao Guding patted her hand and said, "Brother Xiao, after all, this beast is a beast. No matter how cunning it is, it is instinctive and can't compare with us. Don't worry, I will definitely think of a good way then."
Old Hu nodded and said with satisfaction, "You stubborn boy, although you are slippery and bold, you must be able to really clean up this big bug. The fat man is really looking forward to how you little devil will hunt it. There must be a trap.
Xiao Guding smiled and said, "That's for sure. Do you really want us to fight with it? We are not sure how to fight it. Maybe it won't feel good to let it grab one or two claws. What's more afraid is that he was careless and scratched by it.
Xue Yueer was scared by him, "Gu Di, let's not try it, okay? If you really want to be scratched by it, it's hard to look at even if you die.
Xiaogu Ding smiled and said, "It won't be ugly. If you are scratched by it for a few holes, you will definitely go back to eat and chew it. At that time, I'm afraid there will only be only the bone shelf, which is white and clean. How can you feel ugly."
Xue Yueer blocked her ears and said, "Stop talking, it's disgusting!"
Old Hu laughed.
Xiao Guding said again, "It's getting late. Let's go clean up the firewood and roast meat and have a good rest when we are full."
Xue Yueer covered her ears and shook her head, objected to Xiaoguding, and made old Hu laugh so hard.
Xiao Guding had to eat and sleep. Xue Yueer blushed and loosened her hand covering her ears, but said, "Isn't there a tiger next to me? I dare not hunt birds and beasts alone."
Little bone Ding said helplessly, "Don't worry, there will definitely be no one around here, but I'm afraid it's a little far away from here."
Xue Yueer still shook her head and was no longer as domineering and fierce as before. She was really worried about being torn by the tiger and died miserably.
Old Hu leaned on a big tree pole and only watched jokes, but he would never do such a thing.
Xiaoguding said helplessly, "Well, you go and collect firewood. I'll shoot a few birds and beasts. I hope I'm lucky enough to shoot more."
Xue Yueer grabbed Xiaoguding's hand again and said worriedly, "I'd better go with you. It's much safer for two people to be together."
Xiao Guding patted her hand and said, "Don't worry about me. It's really okay. Even if I can't beat it, can't I run away?"
Xue Yueer still said uneastively, "No, I can't let you take risks alone."
Little Guding was entangled by him and had no choice but to promise to go hunting with her. Xiaoguding, a slightly experienced little hunter, and Xue Yueer, an extraordinary little martial artist, hunted several pheasants, hares and turtledoves in just a while, which were enough for three people to eat. It was much faster than usual for Xue Yueer to hunt alone. On the way back, Xiaoguding collected a lot of dead branches and tied them into a bundle of vines and carried them back.
This speed is almost the same as the speed of the two people's division of labor, which seems to be one point faster.
Hearing the sound of walking, old Hu lay on a big stone by the stream, raised his fat head, and said with a smile, "You two little ghosts, there is no big bug to take away."
Xue Yueer said anxiously, "You conscienceless old man, then you think we have been taken away by the big bug. You can continue to sleep and don't eat any more."
Old Hu still smiled and said, "Isn't he dead yet? Naturally, someone will barbecue for the fat man."
Xiaoguding shook his head, but he smiled secretly and honestly ignited a pile of firewood and prepared for barbecue.
Xue Yueer shook Xiaoguding's hand and asked strangely, "This old man scolded us. What else are you laughing at?"
Little Bone Ding hooked Xue Yueer and waited for her to get close before whispering, "The old man said this originally intended to make you angry. If you were really angry, wouldn't you be his evil? And if you pretend to be happy, he will be worried about what you are going to do to do to him.
Xue Yueer bit Xiaoguding's ear and said, "Then do we really plan for this old man?"
After saying that, I secretly looked at the old man Hu, but I saw that the old man was still smiling, and I don't know if I heard it.
Xiao Guding did not answer this time, but blinked at her. It seems that he really has this idea. Xue Yueer squeezed a grimace and happily lowered her head to the stream to help the little bone cut the prey. Apply salt to it, tie it with branches, and grill it on the fire.
After Xiaoguding has been outside for so long, Xue Yueer suddenly became very interested in this kind of barbecue beast. Xiaoguding was roasting, and she looked very carefully.
When a small turtledove meat was cooked, the little bone minced his mouth to the old man Hu. Xueyue will take it and handed it to the old man Hu and said sweetly, "Thank you, Uncle Wang, for taking care of our brothers all the way. This roast bird meat is specially prepared for you. You can eat it first. After the other meat is roasted, and I will help you. Bring it here."
The smell of meat rushed into his nose. Old man Hu swallowed his saliva with difficulty and shook his head and said, "No, this is such a small bird meat. If you bite two bites, there will be no meat. You little doll, you better eat it."
Xue Yueer said disappointedly, "Well, I'll eat first."
Sitting next to the old man Hu, he bit him and deliberately snapped his mouth. The old man Hu was annoyed and urged Xiaoguding, "Little devil, you should bake it quickly."
Xiaoguding smiled and said to him, "I want to eat breakfast. I just gave it to you, but you don't want it, but this will kill you. There is only one small and delicious turtledove. The rest can't be roasted so quickly. Just wait for a while.
Xiaoguding took a roasted wild chicken, turned his back, smeared it with minced pepper or something, and smeared it, smiling strangely. After a while, he took the seasoned barbecue and sent it to the old man Hu. He smiled and said, "Uncle Wang, this pheasant is roasted. You can eat it first."
Old Hu looked at Xiaoguding for a long time and saw that he was full of spring breeze and a smile, and there was no bad motive at all. Old Hu still shook his head and said, "Fatty, I'm sitting here without moving. I'm not too hungry. You are still much more tired. You little devil, eat it yourself first."
Little Bone Ding said happily, "Thank you, Uncle Wang. Then I'll eat first. I'm really hungry."
said that he wanted to eat first, but he stayed the roast meat in his mouth but did not move. Old Hu smiled kindly and said, "Little devil, since you are hungry, eat it quickly. It's getting late, and you have to rest later."
The little bone opened his mouth wide, bit a large piece of meat, turned his back and continued to turn the rest of the barbecue grill, changing to the hottest heart of the fire.
Old Hu smiled a little reluctantly at this time, and the fragrance of mountain meat came, which lured his saliva to swallow again and again. I don't know whether these two little ghosts have calculated themselves or themselves.
Xue Yueer wiped her greasy mouth and said, "It's really delicious, but there is too little meat. No, I have to eat another one."
After grabbing a freshly seasoned barbecue on the shelf, Old Hu grabbed the barbecue in her hand and said, "Little doll, you have already eaten one. Let me eat this one."
Xue Yueer said, "Uncle Wang, why are you in a hurry? There are still several on this shelf." I caught another roasted pheasant and chewed it.
Taking advantage of Xue Yueer's capture of another fat roast wild chicken, Old Hu was opening his mouth and biting fiercely. Xiaoguding's little hand shook like the wind and turned it several times, chewing the roast chicken in his hand while turning the wooden shelf.
"Bah!" Old Hu spit out that he had just snatched the roast chicken from Xue Yueer and scolded, "Two cunning little ghosts, but I didn't expect to be fat. It really pissed me off!"
Xue Yueer pretended to be innocent and spread her hands and said aggrievedly, "I kindly gave you a barbecue and didn't eat yourself. At this time, she also said that we were counting on you. It's really not good for your good intentions. The dog bit Lv Dongbin. This meat is well roasted. Why do you want to vomit to the ground? It's really not taking our hard work seriously. You are so unscrupulous that he ignores you!"
Xue Yueer turned around, but she couldn't help laughing. Old Hu was so angry that he pulled his fat black face, but he couldn't find anything to say.
Xiaogu Ding smiled and said, "Uncle Wang, what's wrong with you? Wasn't the barbecue cooked just now? It doesn't matter. You can bring it back and bake it again. There are also two roast rabbits here. You can enjoy them as you like.
Old Hu pulled a black face and put the barbecue that had just been robbed on an empty wooden shelf next to him. He was doubtful about which roast rabbit meat should be on the fire, but the little bone did not urge him and said with a smile, "It's almost cooked. Uncle Wang, you can season it yourself so that I won't be cooked yet. I'm full. Let's go to the nest to rest first.
Xue Yueer smiled like a flower, chewed the second roasted wild chicken in her hand, and said to the little bone, "If you want to make it bigger, I'll be with you. You go up first, and I'll finish eating later, and then I'll help you."
Little bone Ding has just climbed up a safe tree. Old Hu roared angrily and pointed to the little bone on the tree and scolded, "Well, you little devil, so hateful! Unexpectedly, he made the remaining two roasted rabbits salty. If it's really an unscrupulous little guy, he will definitely be thundered in the future.
Xue Yueer pretended to be surprised and said, "Is it salty? This barbecue tastes just right. It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It's spicy and delicious. If you don't believe it, try it."
As he said, he handed the empty skeleton in his hand that had only a few pieces of meat skin to old Hu. He was so angry that he turned around and scolded, "You little doll, you don't learn this bad idea."
"This is what Uncle Wang taught me!"
Xue Yueer laughed happily, bit the rest of the meat, washed her hands by the stream, jumped up, climbed up the big tree, and went to help Xiao Guding build a nest to rest tonight.
Poor old Hu, who still cursed angrily, put the pheasant and rabbit meat on the shelf into the water and washed it once and continued to barbecue. After baking, frown and chew. I'm sure it won't taste good.