Chapter 131 Red Seal Head
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Those people who were secretly glad to escape from the difficulties stopped crying and waiting for them to continue to check. After all, they could not escape the disaster!
"Except the two of them, everyone else can go!"
At this time, the group of people dared to raise their heads slightly and look in the direction pointed by the third princess. Haha, it turned out that it was not themselves! It's the boy who dares to scold the third princess and his wife.
The group of people immediately continued to run out with a happy face and no longer dared to stay in place for a moment to avoid being caught back.
Before the third princess could speak, Xiaoguding asked first, "Your Highness, what else do you want to stop us?"
The third princess said coldly, "I look at your mouth too talkatively. The journey is lonely, and I just call you to tell a story. From now on, follow me and be the princess's family.
So that's it! Xiaoguding breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Forget it. Do you still want to live two more years?"
The third princess shouted, "Bold! Why can't I live a few more years with this princess? Do you really curse me as a monster that absorbs people's essence?
Xiaoguding shook his hands and hurriedly said, "Your Highness misunderstood. Caomin means that the companion is like that... So, for the sake of our life, let's live honestly and don't expect this wealth."
The third princess said angrily, "What's this and that? He can't escape the person I like!"
The sixth princess laughed softly, and the third princess turned her head strangely and asked, "What are you laughing at? Does the little sister also think I'm too domineering to make fun of me?"
The sixth princess smiled and shook her head and said, "It's extremely interesting to listen to this uncle's words. The little sister also wants to accept him as a familymate. How can she make fun of the third sister! However, if we really accept him as a family man, we will become the 'that' that this uncle said, hee..."
The third princess pushed her and said, "You can't say it directly. It's covered up and boring!"
"Tigress!"
The third princess was angry and pointed to Xiaoguding and shouted, "You are so bold! Come on, take him down!"
Two black armored god-like guards immediately stepped forward to catch the little bone.
The sixth princess laughed and shouted, "Slow!"
The two black armor door gods, like puppets, stopped, stood on both sides of the small bones, and waited for an order to take down the bold unruly people.
"Third sister, although he has this intention, he doesn't dare to say it. Don't care too much about him. In fact, what he said is really right. Third sister, you are impatient, and he has always spoken boldly. I'm afraid that if he is not careful, he will be cleaned up by the third sister's 'king'! You'd better let them go and find another family with your temperament.
The third princess shook her head and said, "But how can it be so easy? It's hard to find this bold person who can tell very funny jokes? Otherwise, Sixth Sister, you will accept him. If you have a good temper, you won't punish him randomly. You can't stand this unruly person.
Xiao Guding secretly complained. What's going on? How can he be noticed when he says two words? Do you really want to treat yourself as a talking toy?
The sixth princess looked at Xiaoguding and saw Xiaoguding crying, looking at her with pleading eyes and shaking her head.
The sixth princess smiled and said, "Although I also like this uncle who can tell jokes very much, the story he tells is too vulgar, and I'm afraid my father won't like it. In addition, he was too bold to crash into his father, and he would have died two lives in vain. So, third sister, let's not be a hurtful 'tiger'!"
The third princess looked at her sister, looked at the "doll" that made her feel funny and dared to make her angry, and finally sighed, "Okay, listen to the sixth sister! Let go of this unruly man, or I really want to play with it.
"Thank you to the two princesses! The people are retreating!"
Xiao Guding hurriedly pulled Xue Yueer and kowtowed, and walked away to the outside of the county government. This time, they became like the city residents who ran out before, for fear that the third princess would suddenly change her mind and continue to treat themselves as dolls.
Out of the county government, the two small bones ran directly outside the town, and did not dare to get too close to the two dangerous animals for a moment.
The horse rushed on the path. Xiaoguding and Xue Yueer looked at a high mountain by the roadside and went to this path to avoid facing the two princesses again. Their horses are much faster. Although they are towing a carriage, they can travel day and night, but they can't.
The horse left the path, and Xue Yueer suddenly screamed, "Ouch! Husband, it hurts me so much!"
Just in order to escape for her life, Xue Yueer stood on the horse and ran away with pain, and from time to time she still touched the saddle. I was just overly nervous and didn't feel anything. Now as soon as she calmed down, Xue Yueer forgot about this and sat down on the saddle. Naturally, she grinned in pain.
Xue Yueer hummed and said to Xiaogu Ding aggrievedly, "Husband, help me apply ointment quickly. It hurts me to death!"
Speaking of this, she couldn't help lowering her head and then looked at Xiaoguding with expectation.
Xiao Guding looked around for a while and shook his head and said, "Madam, bear with it. It's too close to the road here, lest anyone will come over at any time."
Xue Yueer nodded obediently, lowered her head and followed the little bone slowly on the path that could still move forward.
Walking slowly along the mountain path, Xue Yueer bent slightly and stood on the horse's back and could no longer stand. She had to get off the horse and walk. The two walked with the horse for a while and looked at a flat mountain nest in front of them. They just put the horse in and let it rest on their own grass.
Xue Yueer suddenly pointed to the east and said, "husband, let's go there. There is a sound of water over there, and we can prepare lunch there. What could have been lazy was caused by these two damn princesses!"
Xiao Guding smiled and said, "Isn't it miserable for us to harm them? Forget it, don't care too much. It's good to live freely at this time. Let's go there first, apply the ointment for you, and recuperate early so that we can continue on the road.
When it came to this, Xue Yueer suddenly nodded shyly and followed Xiaogu Ding with her head down.
After a few steps, Xiaoguding also heard a slight tinkling sound. Sure enough, there was a mountain stream in front of him, and Xue Yueer's skill was higher than her own.
Looking at the clean stone hidden in the bushes in front of him, Xiao Guding laughed softly, "Here it is!"
Along the mountain spring against the current, he finally found such a quiet and remote place. Xiao Guding sat on a big stone and motioned Xue Yueer to come over. Xue Yueer lay on his thin legs with a shy face and raised her fat buttocks high in front of the little bones.
Little bone ting untied the belt on Xue Yueer's thin waist and took off her blue thick skirt. Gently uncover the light white cloak inside, Xue Yueer's round and plump fat buttocks are like a huge snow-white head, exposed in front of the little bones.
"Oh, husband, be gentle. It hurts me so much!"
Even if the action was too soft, when the cloth was opened, Xue Yueer still breathed coldly in pain and hummed softly in her mouth. In fact, Xue Yueer also deliberately exaggerated to win the love of Xiaoguding. With this pain, she can still stand it. When she was a child, she suffered a lot from her father's board.
On the big snow-white plow, a red mark was so obliquely across the snow-white two halves, connected in a straight line, with some bruises in the purple and red. It's also a little like the Spring Festival, when the villagers put a red mark on the cake just made, in the image of auspicious.
Thinking of this, Xiaoguding couldn't help laughing and said, "Haha..."
"Oh! They are in pain. What are you laughing at, husband? Is it ugly?"
Xue Yueer's restless little bone moved her leg and asked worriedly. She looked up painsily and wanted to look back at her injury.
"Don't look! It's okay. It's just a little red and swollen, a little more red than the snow-white and tender meat next to it.
The little bone Ding's little hand was stained with the ointment sent by the six princess's maid, gently rubbing it on Xueyue's snow-white fat buttocks, gently rubbing it, not even touching her skin.
Hearing what he said, Xue Yueer was so ashamed that she had a fever on her face and didn't even pretend to hum and hurt.
Little bone Ding smiled and said, "It's these two originally snow-white heads that suddenly covered with such a red mark, but it has become an auspicious head used by rural people to give gifts, haha..."
Xueyue's face was shy and said angrly, "It's really bad that people have suffered such a heavy board for you, but you have no conscience but come to make fun of your wife!"
"Knowing that my wife is the best for me! I just think it's funny and can't help but want to laugh. Don't be surprised!"
Xiao Guding smiled, gently wiped the last redness and swelling on the snow white, and whispered, "Okay, I'll dress you."
Xue Yueer shook her head and whispered, "No! It will hurt a lot. Will you hold me like this and have a good rest?"
Xiao Guding said, "Then you can lie on this stone like this. I have to go hunting and barbecue, or we will be hungry at noon."
Xueyue said disappointedly, "Then you'd better dress for me. I'll go with you!"
The little bone did not ask why, gently put on layers of clothing for Xue Yueer, and finally pulled up the thick robe skirt, hugged Xue Yueer's waist, and helped her stand up.
After being stained with the ointment, Xue Yueer really felt a little cooler, and Xiaoguding didn't feel much pain when she dressed for her. Being picked up by Xiao Guding, Xue Yueer looked at Xiao Guding shyly and said, "My husband, this belt hasn't been tied yet!"
"If your hand is not injured, can't you do it yourself!"
Although that's the case, Xiao Guding still walked over, tightened Luo's belt around Xue Yueer's thin waist, made a live buckle, and tied the Luo belt for her.
After finishing it, Xiaoguding said, "Madam, you are not feeling well. Let's rest here. I'll go hunting and barbecue."
Xue Yueer said uninvablely, "No, I have to follow my husband. Even if I don't move, I can still lift things for my husband, as long as I don't bend over!"
The little bone can't be entangled by her, so he has to rely on it.
Following the little bone, the two walked gently and silently like a cat.
Suddenly, the two saw several pheasants resting in the grass. Before the little bone could open the newly made activity, Xue Yueer quickly bent down and grabbed a handful of stones and scattered them all over the sky.
"Papa..."
"Gig...Pu Lingling..."
Those stones hit the pheasants who were dreaming, and those pheasants were hit by flying stones from the sky, struggling with two white wings and fell to the ground.
"Haha, still... Ouch, my ass, husband, please rub it for me!"
Xue Yueer laughed happily. Before she laughed twice, she grinned and breathed in pain. She just exercised violently and pulled the wound behind her.
Xiao Guding folded the bow with a wry smile and gently rubbed it for Xue Yueer. After gently pressing for a while, the two returned on the way.
The two of them are doing business between the mountains and fields, laughing and playing. A pile of firewood finally rose, and slowly, a strong smell of meat echoed among the quiet mountains and forests, smelling touching.
"Haha, I have a good mouth! I just felt hungry, and someone baked it for me first!"
Suddenly, a man's heroic voice came from the forest, which scared Xiaoguding and Xue Yueer's faces to change greatly. Won't they come to chase them again?
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