Chapter 393 Double Opening of Wonderful Farce

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The thin-faced man still stared at the sky with a smile on his face, staring at the drunk man like a rag sandbag in mid-air, regardless of what others think, just how to satisfy his senior sister.

When the drunken man fell down again, about half a foot from the ground, the thin-faced man kicked the unlucky man's abdomen again. Is it really like kicking this product as a sandbag, or want to relive the fun of kicking the shuttlecock when he was a child?

This time, the onlookers, who were bold enough, were all scared into wooden carvings without making itchy screams, so the scene became more interesting.

Maybe it was because he felt that the atmosphere of watching the people around him had become good, and the thin-faced man played more vigorously. When he kicked over, the unlucky drunken man flew nearly ten feet again. The thin-faced man bent his legs and bounced first. He instantly caught up with him in the air, punched and kicked him, and hit the drunken man with several punches and several times. , I don't like to play.

What's strange is that the thin-faced man kicked like this in mid-air, and he could make several moves without falling, and became a little like a bird in the air. In addition to surprising everyone, there is also a trace of envy and excitement. Which kind of juggling you usually see on the street has such a lively feeling? If it hadn't been for kicking the dead body, they couldn't help cheering and throwing money to reward them.

It's really exciting!

I saw a large number of onlookers like wood carvings, the little lady's family. Except for forgetting how to move their bodies, their eyes kept turning. For a while, they looked up with the drunken man and pulled their stiff neck back. They almost fell to the ground and dislocated. After a while, they threw their heads down with the sack and lowered their heads. , this can be done simply by going down.

It's awesome!

In an instant, the drunken man has fallen back and forth several times. Some little women have seen it for a long time and actually reveal some confusion in their eyes, just like looking at heroes or lover, with a rosy color on their faces, and even blushing red in a blink of an eye.

Originally, some of them would not wake up at this time, but it seemed that time had passed. The waitress next to them felt that it was too inappropriate to miss such a luxurious scene, so they grabbed them who had fainted and brought them back to their sober look. I didn't hear anyone screaming in the haze. For a moment, I thought it was just a real sack. How could they be so fascinated?

"Brother, you really enjoyed it! Can I come and play with one, okay?

The two long-faced and round-faced senior sisters standing in the restaurant looked at the lively scene in front of them and felt that it was definitely much more exciting than the scene in front of the gate just now, and the curvature of the corners of their mouth naturally bent a little bigger.

And at this time, no one thought they were snakes and scorpions, because they also felt very wonderful and beautiful.

Papa!

"Good! One more!"

"It's so beautiful!"

......

Maybe she was fascinated. With her sound, even the drunken companions couldn't help cheering loudly and sounded the belated continuous applause.

However, he was dumb in an instant, leaving only a few obsessive women with shining eyes still shouting in a delicate voice. Because they came to their senses, they were shocked that the robber was kicking the "dead body", a corpse-like pervert, and what were they doing? Unexpectedly, he was cheering for him. Did he become a pervert?

was just a low sound in an instant, as if they had been choked, which made the women who were still cheering look at each other and stop cheering.

In an hour, in the large street, a large group of people who couldn't laugh or cry were watching, leaving only a thin-faced man following the rise and fall of a drunken man like a rag sandbag in the half-dark night sky, mixed with a loud bang, which seemed so strange.

In the end, the round-faced woman still did not join the flying drama and was hugged tightly by the long-faced senior sister who reacted. A woman, no matter how old she is, even if she is a person in the world, is not a glorious thing in this middle of the sky. After all, she will really be regarded as a cruel demon, not just a snake and scorpion's heart.

The round-faced woman just screamed. Although she was so excited, she was hugged by her senior sister and really stopped there obediently to watch.

And the bodyguard responsible for executing the round-faced woman had not returned until this time and did not know what had happened. But who would care about it? Just look at the more exciting juggling in front of him than that scene.

The empty sandbag was not sold for a long time, and there was no blood. Everyone did not feel particularly upset. In an instant, their pale face seemed to have recovered such a trace of brilliance, and they were fascinated by the two shadows straight up and down for a long time, with an intoxicated face.

Originally, because of the farce before the gate, the three thin-faced riders slowly entered the town in the eyes of everyone's eager eyes, and then slowly deposited the horses and went back to wash away the dust on their bodies. In addition, the thin-faced man was thinking about how to deal with the aftermath. After a while, time passed naturally. A lot. Then the bodyguard officer responsible for monitoring the punishment only needs one instruction to be given to the county magistrate, and those unlucky city guards will naturally not escape the cane punishment. Those young guards who escaped from the battle are also not spared.

After all, he is a third-grade military officer. Although he is not in charge of the affairs, he is four levels higher than the seventh-grade sesame official, which can make him afraid to breathe, not to mention the guards who punish the crime. Even if the county magistrate secretly destroys Laosan's mouth after sending personnel, this matter is not surprising.

It's just those young guards who turned back, probably the entourage brought by a big man, who were temporarily sent to monitor the city gate. Unexpectedly, they did not report to the county magistrate afterwards and broke directly into the county government post station. In the pink-faced noble man, who is happily in several beautiful swallows, hugging left and right, and lustful, Hu Tianjiu's ** state was destroyed by them in an instant.

The burning pink-faced man stood on ** and suddenly became furious. He directly ordered his subordinates to pull down and behead them, naturally scared the group of exposed warblers and screaming.

However, when he heard the guards who fled back to the city, they were dragged away by their servants, and there was a hoarse voice saying, "The strong thief is coming!" The pink-faced boy was scared to death in an hour. How dare he delay? He grabbed a robe and jumped out of bed before he could wear it. He half-weared his shoes and hurriedly took several attendants to escape from the county government post station. No matter whether the intruding thief was a real master or not. Because at that time, some straw-like attendants around him are definitely unlikely to be stopped.

I think he is almost scared into a frightened bird, and he doesn't usually encounter this kind of thing once or twice.

However, regardless of his too few clothes and fled in confusion, one of his bodyguards still grabbed a thick and gorgeous silk shirt and wrapped it around him like lightning. Another bodyguard had already led an extraordinary thousand-mile horse to wait on his horse and did not greet the county magistrate. Several people were in such a hurry. He rushed out of the county government and headed north.

When a fat and rosy county magistrate received a message from the government official waiting in front of the door, although he did not understand what had happened for the time being, he imagined the past of the noble son who came today and their awkward situation of leaving without saying goodbye. In an instant, he was so scared that his face turned pale, as if he had worn a few clothes and hit him straight in the room. Trembling.

After being steriled for a long time, the county magistrate came to his senses and knew whether it was a blessing or a curse. I guess it was useless to hide. He immediately raised his voice and shouted at the servistrate who reported the news in front of him, "What are you still doing? Hurry up and find out what's going on!"

"Yes, the little one will go!"

The government official who reported the news turned around in fear, rolled and crawled out of the county magistrate's luxurious study, and boldly went to investigate the news.

The government official turned around, and the county magistrate's strong spirit collapsed on the chair, and kept praying in his heart: there is a head and a debtor. This matter is not the official's business. When the possible robber hears the news and knows that the nobleman has escaped, he will naturally catch up with him instead of coming to find his own trouble.

Suddenly, he felt that it might not be reliable. At this time, he may be a little black and very unlucky. The more he looked at the bronze mirror in his usual formal dress, the more scared he became. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the dark atmosphere on the hall was, and there would really be a bloody disaster.

So, he felt that he had to find some way to flush the evil. At this time, it was naturally too late to find a Taoist priest or something. He quickly wipped his hand in the clay cinnabar box on the desk, learned the movements of those warlocks to draw charms, and drew a crooked red mark on his forehead, and he didn't know what it looked like.

The red print of cinnabar is extremely large, almost occupying the position of the whole forehead. The lower end is already leaning against the bridge of the nose. It can be as funny as it is. At first glance, it looks like the legendary Taoist priest and other demons to ward off evil spirits, and it is also like a rune used to pretend to play with ghosts and zombies.

The bodyguard walked on foot, and the speed to the county government office was not fast. Behind it was a group of depressed guards guarding the city gate, and then there was a huge group of people. The scene was so vast that several easy-to-pretend government officials immediately understood the news.

I heard that the senior officials who were just wearing micro-services entered the city and happened to catch Zhao Laosan and others who touched the moldy head. At this time, they were sent to the county government office to punish them. There should be nothing to do with themselves and others. The government official who came to inquire about the news breathed a sigh of relief and immediately sent the news to the county government office so that the county magistrate could have a solution.

From the beginning to the end, it was the servant who reported the news to the county magistrate.

"Your Excellency!"

The yamen reported that as soon as they entered, they saw the county magistrate in green and gorgeous official uniform. On their white and fat faces, there was suddenly an extra cinnabar seal on their foreheads and reported that the yamen were stunned. The moment they suspected that he went out, the county magist suddenly found a Taoist priest painting to ward off evil spirits. The servant immediately looked into the study strangely. In the simple and elegant study, there were a lot of bookshelves and so on, and there was no other person.

"Do you understand? What's going on?"

When the county magistrate heard his footsteps, his expression was extremely nervous. He stared anxiously at the government official, asked such a sentence, and pulled back the government official's eyes.

The government official seemed to understand something in an hour. A spirit, but with a smile on his face, pretended to be calm and said, "It was Zhao Laosan who molestled a woman when they guarded the city gate. He just offended the visiting official and offended them in his words. What's more ridiculous is that they actually framed them for family robbery. The strong thief, so the nobleman was furious and sentenced them to a felony. At this time, he was bringing it to the county government.

The county magistrate looked a little relaxed, but his anxiety did not diminish. The majestic atmosphere suddenly came up and asked, "Do you understand? What is the grade of this visiting adult? Is there any old man of the noble son?"

"The little one is still not clear, but he is in a hurry to get the news. Qian Mazi is still exploring in the crowd."

The government official shook his head. He also listened in a hurry and only asked a general idea. At this time, he quickly came back to report the news, but he didn't know the details.

The county magistrate nodded, praised a few words, and shouted back the government official. When he was in formal clothes, he suddenly found the rough red mark on his forehead. He remembered that he had just been seen by the servant. He was afraid that he would be known by the servants. He immediately sent someone to quickly call the government official back and warned him not to reveal what he saw today. .

When the bodyguard came with a group of city guards, the county magistrate had called a team to arrest and wait. It was verified that it was a real token. The county magistrate gave way for a while and did not dare to sit down. He stood on the lobby and ordered him to arrest and execution quickly.

In the sound of the crackling cane blame, the bodyguard remembered that there were also several fish that had left the net. He immediately asked about the situation, rushed out and blocked a group of guards of your son in front of the North Gate.

The military officer leading the team of the noble prince saw the token that was several levels higher than his official rank, and immediately knew that it was a figure that his prince could not afford to offend. Immediately, several guards came out of the crowd dejectedly and obedly followed him back to the county government. The noble son and several of his bodyguards had already ridden a horse out of the city for several miles away. Even if the bodyguards went to chase them, they might not be able to catch them. Only this group of people did not have horses, and they had to gather people from all doors to gather together and were blocked by the bodyguards in front of the gate.

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