Chapter 97 Poetry Winning Beauty Next
"Good poem! Good poem! Your Majesty is talented! It's really talented!"
As soon as the majesty of the Japanese country finished chanting the poem, the majesty of other countries immediately shouted loudly and gave him a thumbs up.
I have to admit that the majesty of the Japanese country is indeed a little emotional. This poem not only talks about wine, but also uses wine to attract men's pride in the battlefield, which cleverly responds to the situation of the current Cangtian people and is a masterpiece.
"Your Majesty's apendation! Haha, give way! Make concessions!" The majesty of the Japanese country was full of ambition and arched his hand to your majesty. Immediately, he poured a glass of wine with high spirits and drank it full of coquettishness. He laughed and said, "Haha, then I'll do it first. Hahaha, 'do' first to respect, and 'do' first. Look at how appropriate this word is. How wonderful!"
After saying that, he straightened his royal robe and went to a beautiful woman on the stage with a laugh.
As soon as he left, His Majesty the Chengsheng Empire stood up in a hurry. He raised the wine in his hand and smiled, "Haha, the majesty of the Japanese country has embraced the beauty. Now, it's my turn."
Without waiting for everyone to speak out, this tall majesty also made the appearance of a literati's coquettish bag, gently pinched the goblet with two fingers, shook his head and chanted, only heard a poem floating in the fragrance of fairy wine -
"Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery,
Peach blossom fairy seeds peach blossoms, and pick peach blossoms for wine money!
When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you still sleep under the flowers.
Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year,
I hope that I don't want to bow in front of the carriage,
The interests of the rich, the fate of the poor with wine and flowers,
If wealth is compared to poverty, one in the flat ground and one in the sky,
If he compares poverty with carriages and horses, he has to drive me leisurely.
Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not being seen through,
I don't see the tombs of the heroes of the Five Mausoleums, and there is no flowers and no wine to make the field.
"Good poem! Good poem! It's really a wonderful poem!" As soon as the singing fell, the majesty gave another great praise. Even the guards who didn't understand the poem could hear that it was a wonderful poem, shouting loudly and applauding vigorously.
There is no reason why this poem can't be regarded as a good poem. Although it has not been written as His Majesty in Japan, the poetic rhyme and artistic conception of this poem have obviously reached a supreme level.
"Let your majesty laugh!" After the majesty of Chengsheng Kingdom pretended to be modest, he also held up the wine and looked at the beauties on the stage in front of him and laughed, "Well, I will also 'do it' first, hahaha!"
Immediately, His Majesty drank up the wine, and the imperial robe went to one of the beauties on the stage, leaving only a string of ** and swinging laughter behind him.
As soon as he left, the majesty of the Red He Kingdom stood up with a delicate wine glass. The majesty's name is Cang Tianlu. He is medium-tal and ordinary-looking. The only place that can make people remember him is that he has a pair of three hanging eyes. At this time, I only heard the majesty and his ** smile and said, "Haha, it's my turn this time. I can't wait for a long time!"
After that, he also pretended to be a literati like the previous two emperors. The difference is that he did not sing softly, but howled and shouted:
"Wands of good wine are immersed in the intestines and talk about teenagers crazy.
The romantic flow was blown away by the wind, and I was the only one who bullied the king.
If you step on the Nine Sky Lingluo Hall, why do you need to bend your bow and shoot Sirius?
Today, I invited the wine to the bright moon, and a piece of poetry is in the ocean!"
"Good poem! It's really a good poem!"
"Bearsome article! It's really a good article!"
Indeed, this Majesty Honghe Kingdom, called Cangtianlu, is also very talented and has made a heroic poem.
"Wow...!" His Majesty of Honghe threw the wine glass directly to the ground, haha** and rushed to a beautiful woman on the stage with a smile.
"one cup, two cups, three or four cups, five cups, six cups, seven or eight cups,
Nine cups, ten cups and eleven cups, drink it into your stomach and make water!"
His Majesty of Gusai followed him and recited his poem. As soon as this "poetry" came out, everyone was stunned on the spot, and then they only heard the sound of turning over the plates and stools. They saw a large number of people laughing directly under the table. Even His Majesty of the Three Kingdoms of Western India couldn't recognize it and laughed. Let's make a sound
It's really shocking! Damn, what does your majesty usually do? This can also be called poetry? Grass, I can make three songs even if I pee!
"Hahaha, your majesty, this is not a poem," Cang Tianyi endured to hold his stomach and laugh, but knowing that the majesty of the Vietnamese country has nothing to learn, he didn't want to brush his face. He changed his words and smiled and said, "However, since today I specially set up this feast to wash the dust for your majesty who came from afar, There is no reason to favor one over the other, so I also take your song as a poem. Go ahead and choose a beautiful woman of your heart.
Hearing this, the majesty of Honghe Kingdom was overjoyed and rushed to his favorite beauty.
"Kka!"
The wine glass in the hand of the sky suddenly broke, and a pair of evil eyes looked at the sky. The two evil fires in those eyes suddenly burned up and occupied the whole eye in an instant. At this moment, his eyes were out of sight. The whole was a jumping evil fire, which looked indescribably gloomy and terrible, which showed that he was completely angry. Immediately, he stood up and pointed to the sky and roared angrily, "God's will, you have gone too much!"
All the ministers at the table also turned pale and stood up with Huo Di, looking angrily at the heavenly will.
God was slightly stunned and immediately waved his hand with a smile: "Don't be excited. Before going to the battlefield, let everyone relax first. I don't think there's anything wrong."
"Absurd!" He shouted angrily, shook his sleeves, and turned around and left angrily. He couldn't think of it at this time. The highest rule of the Cangtian was still in the mood to recite poems and play with women. The decisive and powerful heavenly will in his eyes disappeared without a trace in an instant. Why is this? Has his psychological defense collapsed and he strived to have a good time before extinction? Is it?
Looking at the figure that had left, the sky smiled bitterly and then shouted again, "Come on, bring him back!"
Two warriors came when they heard the sound and rushed to the side of heaven and earth, one of them grabbed the arm of heaven and earth. He was trained to pass through the sky, but he did not dare to resist too much to the order of heaven, so he had to be obediently taken back to his seat by the two warriors.
Cang Tianyi held up the wine and came to the heaven and earth. He pressed his shoulder with his hand and smiled apologetically, "Zhuang, please believe me, everything is under my control."
He didn't wait for Cang Tianxue's reaction, so he turned around and pressed his hands on the ministers at the banquet and motioned everyone to sit down: "Gentles, please rest assured that I, the Cangtian people, will defeat the warcrafts who come to revenge and completely smash them!"
After saying that, he raised the wine and drank it all. Seeing this, the ministers had to sit down again.
The small episode did not affect the process of the banquet. After filling a glass of wine again, Cang Tianyi looked at the last majesty of Xisang. This majesty had been waiting impatiently. Seeing that Cang Tianyi looked over, before he could speak, he couldn't wait to clear his throat and shouted:
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows to the sea and never returns.
You don't see. Gaotang's bright mirror has sad white hair, and the morning is like green silk and evening becomes snow.
Life must be full of joy, don't make the golden bottle empty against the moon.
I was born to be useful, and I will come back when all my money is scattered.
If you cook sheep and slaughter cattle for fun, you will have to drink 300 cups.
Mr. Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will drink, don't stop.
A song with you, please listen to me.
The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope I won't wake up after being drunk for a long time.
In ancient times, sages were lonely, but only drinkers kept their names.
In the past, King Chen had a happy banquet and ten thousand happy wine fights.
Why does the owner say that he has little money? He has to pay for it.
Hive-flowered horse, Qianjin Qiu,
Huer will exchange wine and sell eternal sorrows with you.
There is no doubt that this article is naturally another masterpiece, and then the majesty of Xisang also rushed to a beautiful woman on the stage with a smile.
Now, except for the majesty of the three kingdoms of the West India, the majesty of other empires has embraced the beauty. Looking at the messy banquet, there was a faint flash of murderousness in the eyes of heaven's will, then laughed, held up the glass, and said boldly, "Your Majesty have made a good article that has been passed down for hundreds of generations. So, I will also offer a song."
He rushed to the table and raised the wine in his hand. In an instant, his chest surged with pride and chanted, "The wind blows the fallen leaves and dances the clear sky. I sing wildly to call heroes.
After singing, I raised my glass and asked the sky, and the sky also laughed at my sincerity.
There is a moon in the cup, and there are tens of thousands of feelings in the stomach.
How many times can you get drunk in your life and drink until dawn?
After chanting, God raised the wine in the cup to the pure edge, drank it up, looked at the majesty of the Three Kingdoms of Western India and said with a faint smile, "I don't like those beautiful women on the stage, so, your majesty, dare to ask if you are willing to sleep with me?"
Hearing the words, the sky was shocked and jumped up from the table. The delicate jade pointed to the sky and said angrily, " supreme, what do you mean?"
Although Tianyi is the supreme existence of the Cangtian family, it also has her own dignity. Now Tianyi actually wants to serve herself, which is simply her biggest shame!
With a crash, he couldn't bear to lift the table directly to the ground. As soon as he stepped on it, the whole table instantly turned into powder and raised his hand and pointed: "You beast!"
He scolded, and all the ministers fell the table to the ground with an uncontrollably, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas suddenly spread all over the ground. The ministers looked at the sky angrily. A good banquet was destroyed in a blink of an eye.
At this time, heaven changed his previous madness, and his face slowly turned pale. A strong murderous intention leaked out of him and instantly filled every corner of the scene.
He didn't even look at the mess on the ground. He just looked motionless at His Majesty of the Three Kingdoms of Western India and said with a faint smile, "Your Majesty, don't be excited. I have poisoned your wine and dishes. If you get angry, the poison gas will immediately attack your heart, and you will soon be poisoned to death." In the end, there was a chilling murderous intention in God's eyes.
"God, what are you doing?" The sky beside him was shocked.
Cang Tianyi nodded, bent down and picked up the remaining half a bottle of wine on the ground, drank it, and said, "I told you, didn't I tell you? There is another set of obscure combat plans for the Warcraft group. When I saw your Majesty leading a large number of pro-guards coming, I thought of another set of works of the Warcraft group. War plan. Ha ha, the other 'Your Majesty', who moved on those beautiful women, should now attack the heart with poison gas and fall to the ground and die!"
"I still don't know what you mean." The sky looked at the sky with incomparably confusion.
Heaven sighed helplessly and said slowly, "Wild, in your impression, your majesty of any country dares to bring a large number of guards here, no! Therefore, the second battle plan of revenge for the Warcrafts is to form an internal and external combination. Now these 'Your Majesty' and these pro-guards are mutant monsters, but have transformed into human forms and inherited the memory of the original majesty, and the majesty of these empires has obviously died here. In the hands of some mutant monsters.
"Roar!"
As soon as he spoke, the original pro-guards and "Your Majesty" instantly turned back into huge monsters, looked up to the sky and hissed, and rushed over desperately.