Chapter 0001: Human Shield

The ideal of life is the ideal life.

Each race has a different understanding of the ideal life at different times.

It's just for dogs, but they eat meat every day.

It's just for cats, it's just a meal of fish.

For a man who lives a carefree life, it is a promotion, a rich and a dead wife.

For ordinary people, the ideal life is to fall from the pillow from the sky when you want to sleep; when you are in a hurry, a five-star toilet suddenly appears around you, which is not only free, but also a beautiful woman massages after booing, and beautiful women after massage... In a word, the so-called ideal life is what you want is what you get.

But in the world, blessings and misfortunes are always dependent and exchanged, and can never be perfect. The final result varies from person to person.

Take Haoren at this moment as an example. Last second, he, who had been in a soul state for a long time, was still ecstatic about regaining the human body by suddenly crossing, but the next second, he regretted it. Especially when another arrow emitting a dark glow fiercely penetrated the 30cm thick board, brushed his nose intimately, and then sank deep into the pillar more than ten meters away with its own blood stains. His regret became heavier and heavier, and his eyebrows were entangled, and he didn't know whether it was because of pain or depression.

Sun Buddha, Little Grass God, Jiang Gan Allah, Cao Cao and Jade Emperor... Who is playing with me? Not all say that travelers have the aura of the protagonist, and they will have shit luck as soon as they appear. The king's domineering is more powerful than the fountain. The hardcore little brother has received a soft-handed and talented beauty. Since birth, he has opened his thighs and lay white. ** for more than ten years, the slightly awesome character will burn yellow paper and cut off the chicken head after a meal. My heart collapsed... Why did I fall into a state of death as soon as I crossed the border? Players don't play like this, do they? Is it that I did too much evil in my last life?

To be fair, as a person who once lived in a country where "900 million people cheated and the remaining 100 million are coaches", Haoren is also a person with the common characteristics of human spirits: shrewd, smooth, sophisticated, profit-seeking, easy to meet... If you want to live well, you can do whatever you can't change the reality. Being able to find a way to live better is the survival instinct engraved in the human essence gene.

A donkey rolled, and Haoren crawled and ran behind a thicker table. Taking this opportunity, he looked around. It can be seen that the house Haoren is currently in used to be very luxurious, but unfortunately, it is so dilapidated that even the roof is lifted. Several houses are swaying on it, reminding others that it will be smashed down at any time, reminding the unlucky people who are scattering birds and beasts below not to win the prize. Outside, waves of bows and arrows roared in from the roof. Every wave of bows and arrows fell, and life was sent to hell and was eternally re-educated by the King of Hell. But this is not the most unfortunate. With Haoren's rich experience, he could hear that at least 100 heavily loaded cavalry 500 meters outside the house were preparing to charge. The target of the cavalry is undoubtedly the house where they are.

"Save me, save me... Baron, save me!" Suddenly, a hysteria voice sounded not far away from Haoren.

What, fast male baron? How can there be such a title in this world? Haoren is very happy. This baron must be very fast. Maybe it's the legendary one-night Jiujiro? This guy who didn't even hold a woman's hand in his last life thought maliciously.

After lowering, lying down, shrinking his feet, and putting his whole body on the table, the turtle-shaped Haoren carefully probed his head and couldn't help taking a deep breath. His pupils suddenly widened, and his excited eyes shot out undisguised.

Four meters away, in the middle of the house, under the gorgeous tiger leather chair, a young man with white shoes, white clothes and white hats kept trembling. Every time he trembled, a stench gushed out from under him... But the wonderful thing was that the guy's body emitted milky light from time to time, which would roar and penetrate a few meters deep. The bow and arrow of the wooden pillar are blocked. Every time the light flashed, the bow and arrow suddenly stopped outside him like touching an invisible wall, followed by free fall.

It's saved!

Human shield!

The white ruler of the fourth prince who is afraid of death!

Several thoughts flashed by, and Haoren's bones twisted rhythmically, transmitted the power to his legs in turn, and then kicked them violently. His body swept four meters away like a loaded bullet and jumped over the white ruler. When landing, he pulled his hand and gently picked his legs in a way that violated the laws of physics... Of course, when doing these movements, he did not forget to shout majestically: Dead prince, I swear to protect him to the death!

"Ghost...ghost, don't kill me." Bai Chi pointed to Haoren in horror, retreated desperately while screaming, and stuffed his thin body under the chair desperately.

Ghost? Haoren is confused.

Huh, why is there ** flowing down on your face? He stretched out his tongue and licked the ** by his mouth. Shit, sweet, fishy, touch, your hands are full of blood. He just found that it seemed that he had just taken a "bloody" bath, and it seemed that the predecessor was very unlucky.

A ghost who was already afraid of death suddenly saw a bloody man with a hole in his head. The bloody man was still "drinking" blood. No wonder he was afraid. Haoren is relieved.

"Four princes, I'm not dead, just bleeding. I hope you can forgive me for the late rescue. Haoren tried his best to speak in a gentle voice.

loyal ministers!

In this era when there are fewer loyal ministers than dinosaurs, at this moment when many people are blocking arrows, they actually meet a minister who is willing to sacrifice their lives to protect the Lord. How can this not make Bai Chi excited to be full of cows? Well, it must be that I was so angry that such a "loyal minister" appeared, that is to say, I am one step closer to the throne of the White Tiger Empire. Bai Chi was bold and began to fantasize.

It's cool, it's hard to die now!

Haoren is also very satisfied. The final result of the series of actions just now is that he is inside, in the middle of the white ruler, and the tiger leather chair outside. That is to say, the deadly bows and arrows outside must at least penetrate the two defenses of the tiger leather chair and the white ruler continuously to hurt themselves.

Everyone is happy!

The only drawback is that in order to make the human shield play a greater role, Haoren's whole body shrank into the arms of the white ruler and put the white ruler on the tiger leather chair. At first glance: Bai Chi held Haoren tightly, and the latter was shyly bowing his head and being a bird.

Cao Cao!

It's getting worse and worse. Haoren looked at Bai Chi's lower body in disgust and turned his head to try to reduce the smell. After being close to the white ruler, the stench became stronger, and he even felt a fishy ** dripping along the white ruler's trousers on his shoes.

"Loyal minister, in order to save my injury, I was afraid that I would see it and deliberately turned my head to prevent me from seeing it. Such a loyal minister is unique in the world, and only a wise man like me is qualified to have it!" After Haoren turned his head, his bleeding nose came right in front of Bai Chi. There was no doubt that Bai Chi was surprised again.

This child... has definitely been in the brain!

Haoren curled his lips, and the corner of his eyes happened to see that he was excited by the white ruler who was dancing because of his "made great achievements but not meritorious deeds", and rolled down a black bead.

Everyone on earth knows that people with an annual salary of more than one million are full of famous brands, and even a pair of small underwear is valuable. Then what fell from the prince, even if it is not priceless, is definitely worth a house. Based on this idea, Haoren's legs skillfully stretched, paused and picked, and the black bead obediently flew into his mouth and was tightly held. According to plan, the next moment, the beads will secretly appear in the patch bag in his clothes.

"Quick Male Count, I... Oh... I have decided to share my glory and wealth with my son in the future!" At this moment, Bai Chi, who was moved by the "loyalty" and patted Haoren on the shoulder lovingly.

Ah...oh. It turned out that I was a fast man. At that moment, 10,000 grass and mud horses gushed out of Haoren's head. You are a fast man, and your whole family are fast men. He turned his head with difficulty and looked at the white ruler in disbelief. His mouth was wide open, and he didn't even know when the black beads would swallow his stomach.

"Look, how powerful my bastard is. It's just an empty check, and the 'loyal minister' is so moved that he can't even say anything. Obviously, Bai Chi misunderstood Haoren's meaning. He patted the shoulder of the "loyal minister" again and promised solemnly, "You heard it correctly. I will share it with my son in the future." As he spoke, his little eyes were still blinking desperately, as if to indicate something.

This child... must have been kicked by the donkey in addition to his brain.

Since you want me to act with you, then cooperate. Who told me to still want your human shield? Haoren, who understood the hint, suppressed the laughter in his heart and said in a deeply moved tone: "Thank you, Lord, King... Your Majesty, fulfilling your order is the ultimate purpose of my survival."

Your Majesty... Bai Chi's eyes lit up, and he was very satisfied with the name Haoren, although the emperor's throne may not be his. Tut, loyal minister, fulfilling your order is the ultimate purpose of my survival. How sweet and touching it is! From now on, you and I are brothers. You don't have to salute or kneel when you see me. Sure enough, after exclaiming again, he made a bad check to Haoren.

This child... is too stupid.

Haoren shook his head speechlessly, and the heavy cavalry outside was about to break into the door and crush himself and the white ruler into meat sauce. But the brain-damaged guy was still dreaming of spring and autumn... A sense of absurdity surged up. Haoren couldn't help pressing his hands tightly on the ground to suppress the idea of jumping up and punching the idiotic prince.

"Secret, secret..." Bai Chi pointed behind Haoren and screamed again.

What... Haoren suddenly turned around and looked behind him with tears and laughter, that is, the secret road that suddenly appeared on the wall behind the white tiger chair. Can you find the secret channel in this way? Is it difficult for me to travel through with the protagonist's aura?

"Let's go." Haoren picked up the white ruler, threw it into the secret channel, and reset the tiger leather chair at the moment when the secret channel was closed.

The secret road is one person high and three people wide. I don't know how long it is, and I don't know what materials to build. Anyway, the floor will emit a faint white light, which just allows people walking in the secret channel to see the surrounding environment.

Oh... Haoren sighed and looked at the white ruler depressedly. I thought it would be safer to enter the secret channel, but TMD is clearly a tunnel dug to escape, which means that the pursuers can come back at any time.

It is not appropriate to stay here for a long time.

"What do you want to do?" Seeing Haoren's strange eyes, Bai Chi subconsciously protected the key points of his whole body.

"Wang..." After a burst of broken clothes, Haoren, who left only a pair of trousers all over his body, walked to the white ruler with a gloomy face.