Chapter 001: The Most Shameless Xiaogang 2

I'm in charge of my territory. If I don't believe it, I can't beat you.

You are a billion-year-old otaku, and I will deal with you in the way of dealing with otaku.

"Look at the moves, live play everywhere." Hao people shouted. The life after receiving the order also laughed: "Master, you are so bad..."

Suddenly, in the soul, with the glow rising to the sky, pedicels, flower hearts and petals appeared, forming at a speed of one millionth of a second. In a blink of an eye, a delicate flower bloomed in the sky, 100 meters in diameter, blooming layer by layer and quickly withering. The petals are scattered everywhere, filling the whole space. Under the instructions of life, the petals turned into scenes, that is, the scene of the classic masterpiece of an island country on earth that has made immortal contributions to human reproduction. It is all 5D, without any visual dead corners, color, fragrance and taste. For a moment, the voice filled the whole soul space.

This is... Xiaogang gasped and looked around in disbelief. He had never seen such a masterpiece in Heizhu all his life. In particular, the ubiquitous ** can actually pour into every soul unit of him through his facial features. Soon, oh, a sound spewed out of Xiaogang's nose, with blood stains. Then, Xiaogang fell down and twisted in the void. The flush on his face and the action of grabbing the sheets and sometimes tearing the railing at that time all showed what he was doing.

There are so many tricks and tricks that make Hao people open their eyes and feel ashamed of themselves.

"stop!" At the critical point, Haoren stopped.

"Grandson... No, my lord, I'm convinced. Please let me go." Xiaogang endured the pleasure of spraying, resisted the pain of falling from high altitude, grabbed Haoren's hands, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Get out!" With Haoren's roar, Xiaogang's face was imprinted with a big foot.

Yiyi ya sound... Xiaogang flushed... Stop... Big feet... Yiyi ya sound, so repeated dozens of times. Xiaogang finally admitted that he was a grandson, and Haoren was the uncle.

Faceless...

NND, Haoren spit fiercely on Xiaogang's face and said coldly, "Take away your disgusting suit and talk to your brother."

"Yes, yes, my grandson, I know it's wrong. Don't worry, grandson, I don't dare to do it anymore." Xiaogang nodded and bowed, couldn't wait to kneel down and lick Haoren's feet, and tried his haggard face to squeeze out a trace of flattery. The next moment, riding a crane, holding a feather fan in his hand, the elegant little man appeared, full of the appearance of a Taoist fairy, if it hadn't been for the fear and flattery in his eyes.

"Isn't it good? Everyone talks about life and ideals peacefully. How good it is. Why do you have to be so disgusting?" Haoren appeared a mahogany master chair in the soul space, lying lazily on his side, with his legs upturned, shaking, and full of official tone: "Try to me, before the fairy, if you were close to women, will really be in the palace?"

"Yes, there is no doubt that I dare not lie to you, because you are from the palace, and I will also be castrated. What you practice is Wuji, which belongs to the extreme yin, and only depends on your child yang to maintain the balance. Therefore, once your yang is leaked, it can no longer be recovered. The light one will be from the palace, and the heavy one will become an abandoned person.

I X, damn Wuji. Haoren lay down powerlessly: "So what's the situation now? Where does the black pearl come from?

"It's a little better than ordinary people, but in the face of practitioners, he will definitely die." Xiaogang said mercilessly: "As for the black pearl, I don't know how to get into your hands? But it will happen once every 100 million years."

I X, once in 100 million years, let me meet it. I'm really lucky. Haoren asked powerlessly, "What is the hierarchy of Wuji?" Did the gods and Buddhas see me die? Yes, it must be such a cool name.

"Wuji" is a supreme treasure book for the cultivation of gods, and the necessary condition is the perfection of the soul. Your soul is broken now, and it's useless to know the level. Only when the soul is repaired can you start practicing.

"I X... I can only refine my body and sit and wait to die?" Haoren cursed fiercely.

"Yes!" Listening to Xiaogang's tone, I was very dissatisfied.

"What's the situation now?"

"You just activated Wuji, and you have nothing."

"No one?"

"Yes, my master, silent, invisible and colorless. The next realm is as if there is nothing.

Damn, isn't that bullshit? I X, why is the bad news endless? Haoren showed signs of madness: "What can you do?"

"Gun!"

"Gun?" Haoren is confused.

"Yes, shooting, once you dance up, in the dark, flying sand and stones. If you want you to live, you will live. If you want you to die, you will die..." Xiaogang said solemnly.

"The treasure gun... wants to live and die... Oh..." Haoren's eyes looked strangely.

Xiaogang didn't know it. He danced and said endlessly: "The most amazing thing is that my precious gun can be long and short, thick and thin, soft and hard..."

"Hey, don't be funny. You're talking about a man." Haoren smiled strangely.

That kind of unspeakable laughter is a man who understands the meaning.

Bah!

Rarely, both of them have the same view of each other, and the same word passes through the soul at the same time: lustful ghosts.

"My lord, you're wrong... No, I'm talking about marksmanship. The gun of the king of soldiers is not a gun that men have!" Xiaogang's chill, just like Haoren is the most horrible thing in the world, retreated quickly until he felt safe, and then said flatteringly, "The gun is the king of hundreds of soldiers, and it is the most difficult to practice among all kinds of weapons, so there is the saying of 'one year of knife practice, ten years of sword practice, and a hundred years of gun practice'. The gun is slender, soft and sharp. It integrates the advantages of various weapons. It can attack from afar and fight close. The method of winning is even more subtle and unique, and it is difficult to match any weapon.

Well, Haoren touched his nose, which seemed to sound beautiful: "Gun, bring it here!"

Xiaogang spread his hands helplessly: "I didn't. I want you to find it yourself."

"???"

"I'm an artifact and responsible for inheritance, but I don't have a gun in my hand." Xiaogang explained, "But, my lord, don't worry, you will find your own gun."

Shit, TM is happy to find me again. It's useless to find my own gun when I die. Haoren was furious.

Xiaogang's soul flew away, knelt down and begged, "Really, my master, your humble servant Xiaogang dares not lie to you."

It seems that this guy dares not lie to me. What's more, the sexual benefits of my life are tied to it, and it's not good to force the fish to die and break the net. Haoren slowly withdrew his hand, lay weakly, and said lightly, "I'm not an indifferent person. As long as you do things well, I won't do anything to you. Get up."

"Thank you." Xiaogang stood up carefully and said flatteringly, "Master, your Xumi space has not been activated yet. Why don't I activate it?"

Finally convinced, are you willing to give me benefits? Bide, an honest bitch who doesn't clean up, Hao Ren scolded and was unmoved at all: "I already have a storage ring, exchange for other benefits."

"Storage ring?" Xiaogang obviously doesn't know what a storage ring is.

An ignorant guy, it doesn't matter, it's okay to open your eyes. Haoren curls his lips and looks like a villain. He asked Life to open the channel and let Xiaogang look at the storage ring in his hand.

"But, my master..." Xiaogang was strange and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

"If you have something to say, say it, and if you have a fart, just let it go." Haoren is obviously impatient.

Xiaogang smiled, greedily glanced at the life itself enveloped outside Haoren's soul, and said like a treasure, "But my lord, the storage ring in your hand, one cubic, one two cubic meters, is too small. After merging the mixed beads, your initial Xumi space is one square kilometer.

Inhale, Haoren took a breath, and his face changed dramatically. As a prince, Bai Chi wears only a five cubic storage ring, and I have one square kilometer at a time.

It seems that Hao people are not exciting enough. Xiaogang continued: "And the storage ring will be lost. Even if you recognize the owner, you can be peeped by the owner who made the storage ring. The owner... that word will be taken away and re-identify the owner. But no one can know or seize your Xumi space. Even Pangu God does not have this ability. The soul is immortal and the space will last forever.

Sucking... Haoren took two more breaths, and his eyes were full of small stars.

"And..." Xiaogang paused intentionally or unintentionally: "The storage ring can only store dead things, but the space can store living things."

Living things, as soon as they heard this word, the little stars in Hao's eyes immediately turned into green and faint wolf light. NND, the best props that robbed the house and plundered the people's women, shouted: "What are you waiting for? Activate me immediately."

Isn't it just a Xumi space? Is it worth this gaffe? Xiaogang took a strange look at Haoren. Under the suppression of life, he knew the obscene thoughts in the guy's heart and replied respectfully, "As you wish, my master."

Papa, Xiaogang raised his hand and clapped his hands.

As soon as the applause fell, the endless chaos of the soul space suddenly exploded, and the chaotic air like porridge water suddenly filled the whole space. Tens of thousands of miles of thunder and lightning shuttled through it, and the big raindrops from the mouth of the bowl fell from it desperately... In it, he reached out and couldn't see what had happened at all.

"Xiaogang, what are you doing?" Haoren's voice is very cold, like a poisonous snake that chooses people to eat.

Xiaogang's frightened voice sounded: "My lord, don't worry, after the fusion of mixed Yuanzhu, you and my fate are connected, and I can't live even if you die." He said confusedly, "However, your soul is protected by an inexplicable force, which is soft and hard, majestic, holy... It is extremely powerful, and I don't know what it is, so the process is a little different from what I expected. Master, do you know what's going on?

Life is so powerful?

When they were on the earth, Hao people spent a hundred years collecting various materials, especially the treasures of Buddhism, Taoism and Christian religions, such as the papal authority, thorn wreaths, etc., and each took part of them to integrate into the body of life. At this point, this guy immediately regretted it. If he had known that he would cross into the mythical world, I would have integrated all the religious treasures into. Wow, haha, with a huge soul and power, what a wonderful thing...

The fewer people know the secret, the better. Haocai would not foolishly tell others the biggest secret, and he did not answer. He just snorted coldly and answered.

The rain stopped. The soul space originally full of chaos has now become an endless ocean, full of blue sea water. In the middle, it is a floating island with a diameter of more than one square kilometer. Over the sky, the nine-color pointless crossover is combined into a rainbow, shooting down all kinds of light, making the land of the floating island change. The mountains and rivers are bulging, the canyons are cut out, the rivers are sunken, and the buds of countless plants scramble to drill out of the earth layer... Before long, the floating island becomes a miniature Chinese topographic map, but the area is a little larger, one square kilometer.

Standing on the east side of the sea, walking along the three Jiangxi Rivers, thousands of mountains and valleys, densely covered with a net, under the colorful glow, it is very spectacular. The boundless flowers extend from the East China Sea to the top of Mount Everest, which is extremely vast and touching. To the west of the top of the mountain is a 100-meter-high cliff, which is within sight of a sea of nine-color clouds...

"This, this..." Xiaogang was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth: "Xumi space should be a cube space of one kilometer in length, width and height. How did it become like this?"

"My world, what you want is what you get!" Haoren curled his lips coolly and smiled secretly in his heart. What is life in your life? Since it is a computer, you naturally have the ability to think and get it. What's surprising?

What you think is what you get. What a magical power it is. Xiaogang muttered to himself, and the surprise in his eyes slowly turned into worship. He ploped and knelt down: "Master, from now on, your order is the purpose of my survival."

Well, Haoren nodded lightly: "The name Xiaogang is very annoying. My name is Hao. Please give yourself a name."

"Hao Bangbang!" Xiaogang, no, Hao Bangbang didn't want to think about it. He must have thought about the name for a long time.

Haoren was thundered in an instant and bit his teeth tightly. He couldn't wait to let this shameless guy see why the flowers were so red.