President, you eat me

Chapter 53 That's when they are young. Can you bend?

"Nerd, that bottle is on sale. It's a rare opportunity. Why don't you let me buy it!" Li Wu came out of the supermarket and tried to cross his head over a lot of things on his chest and look at Zhang Wen, who was also holding a lot of things.

"..." Zhang Wen was silent, perhaps not wanting to pay attention to Li Wu, a shopping monster. Speaking of shopping fetish, people like to buy brand-name clothes and bags and other things crazily, while Li Wu likes to buy daily necessities and ingredients crazily. This is liked to be spurned by Zhang Wen.

"Nerd, I'm so tired today that I live in your house." Li Wu didn't care that Zhang Wenli ignored him and talked to himself.

"That's my house. At least with my consent!"

"Well, do you agree?" Li Wu said in a really troublesome tone.

"I don't agree!" Zhang Wen was angry.

"I agree~" Li Wu's ending sounded up.

"Hmm." Zhang Wen didn't want to pay attention to Li Wu. In fact, he was shocked by Li Wu's words that he wanted to live in his house. He was bent and made himself a little moved to spend the night in his house. Isn't he looking for death? I'm not Liu Xiahui! Zhang Wen thought.

"Zhang Zhang~" Li Wu continued to be cute.

"Ouch..." Zhang Wen pretended to be disgusting. In fact, his heart beats violently. Why is Li Wu, a reckless man so cute? Zhang Wen shouted in his heart!

"Wenwen~" Li Wu persistently continued to be cute.

"Enough!" Zhang Wen felt that he couldn't stand that he had to stop Li Wu's behavior, and he couldn't even be a brother with Li Wu after doing anything.

"You agree!" Li Wu said excitedly.

Zhang Wen nodded helplessly.

"So, it's really just a waste of time with your consent." Li Wu was a little proud.

"You..." Zhang Wen spit blood, Li Wusheng!

Finally, they arrived at Zhang Wen's house. Before they put down their things, Li Wu began to shout that they were hungry. Zhang Wen glanced at Li Wu and put down the words "wait."

Looking at Zhang Wen entering the kitchen with a big push of food, Li Wu sat excitedly at the coffee table and waited excitedly. That expression seemed to faintly see a pair of hairy dog ears growing on Li Wu's head and an excitedly swaying tail growing behind him. Oh, is this a loyal dog? By the way, is it a top or a top? Let's talk about this later.

After Zhang Wen put the extra materials in the refrigerator, he began to prepare dinner for him and Li Wu today. The gusts of fragrance from the kitchen made Li Wu's eyes shine, but after all, waiting was boring. Li Wu couldn't sit still. Just as he was about to sneak into the kitchen where Zhang Wen was determined not to let him enter, Li Wu saw the key left by Zhang Wen on the coffee table.

The big reason why Zhang Wen strictly prohibits Li Wu from entering the kitchen is that Li Wu is a level 9 disability. It is said that when Li Wu first came to Zhang Wen's house, he kindly wanted to help Zhang Wen do some housework. After all, he couldn't eat, drink and do anything, so Li Wu went into the kitchen, and then a tragedy happened. On that day, Zhang Wen's family reimbursed 20 bowls, 15 plates, spoons and chopsticks, and marble stoves were not spared. What's more terrible is that Li Wu didn't know where the natural gas was clearly closed and leaked. If it hadn't been for Zhang Wen's early discovery, Li Wu and Zhang Wen would have been in Huangquan at present. Therefore, Li Wu was ordered by Zhang Wen to stay away from the kitchen. Perhaps Li Wu's strange shopping fetish is related to his level 9 life disability.

When the topic came back, Li Wu smiled at the corners of his mouth when he saw the key, and then took the key and secretly went out and came back when Zhang Wenmei found it. It happened that Zhang Wen had made a sumptuous dinner. Everything was on the table. Li Wu couldn't wait to go to the table and felt that the tail behind him was shaking more happily.

"Nerd, whoever marries you will be blessed in the next life." Li Wu said to Zhang Wen with his mouth full of food. Zhang Wenming knew that Li Wu was joking, and his heart still moved. Li Wu, Li Wu said that those who have no intention to listen are interested in it!

"First, I'm not a nerd. I've stressed it many times! Second, I'm a man. If I want to marry, I will marry someone else!"

"OK, OK, I didn't say it." Li Wu looked at the seductive dishes on the table and didn't have time to argue with Zhang Wen.

Zhang Wen looked at Li Wu eating happily and was actually satisfied. Zhang Wen spit on himself.

"Is it delicious?" Zhang Wen seemed to ask inadvertently.

"It's delicious, Taihu Lake is out (it's so delicious)." Li Wu's mouth is full of food.

"Real?" Zhang Wen pretended to raise his rice bowl calmly, but the corners of his mouth kept rising.

"Uh-huh..." Li Wu kept turning around and didn't seem to disturb him to enjoy the food.

Zhang Wen smiled secretly, and Li Wu ate happily.

"Ah... I'm finally full." Li Wu touched his swollen stomach and was satisfied for a while.

"Pig." Zhang Wen scolded as he tied up the table.

"Hee hee, how about I collect it for you?" Li Wu looked at Zhang Wen with the expression that I was a good boy.

"No, I just bought a plate."

"It's okay. Didn't we buy a lot today?"

"You have a lot of money!" Zhang Wen stared at Li Wu and took the collected things back to the kitchen.

Li Wu touched his nose.

"I'll wash the dishes, and you go take a shower!" Zhang Wen shouted in the kitchen.

"Good. I've bought all my underwear. It's too prespery. Li Wu is proud.

"What about the new one you bought last time!" Zhang Wen roared, to be honest, he was a little helpless about Li Wu's shopping fetish.

"Uh, isn't it? Ha ha, are you prepared~" Li Wu said to the kitchen with a smile.

"Get out and take a shower."

"Yes," Li Wu got up and shouted at the kitchen, "Where am I going to sleep today?"

"The old rules."

"No, your sofa is too hard. I can't sleep well every time!"

"Then don't sleep! Go back to your house."

"Hey hey, I didn't say I didn't sleep, it's just that your bed looks good!"

"What, you still want me to sleep on the sofa!" Zhang Wen looked at his awkward expression reflected on the white plate and was really helpless.

"Not really. Your bed is quite big. Let's be tight."

"There is no way!" Hearing Li Wu's words, the plate in Zhang Wen's hand almost fell to the ground and slept with a Gay. What are you going to do with Li Wu? Zhang Wen shouted in his heart.

"Can't I wash myself?" Li Wu's voice was full of grievance.

"Fang your sister!" Zhang Wen's mind kept thinking about the picture of Li Wu taking a bath. A drop of red fainted in the water. Zhang Wen quickly covered his nose. Shit, Zhang Wen was smit. He couldn't help thinking that it was caused by his recent ascetic life that made him so impulsive?

"Wenwen, I will warm the bed~" appeared, the cute ending of Li Wu's logo.

"Warm your sister!" Warm the bed? Zhang Wen felt that he might be the first human to die with a nosebleed.

"It's settled. I'm going to take a shower~" Li Wu walked into the bathroom regardless of Zhang Wen's objection. After a while, the sound of brushing water came into Zhang Wen's ears.

God, are you going to hit me? Zhang Wen finally stopped the nosebleed and quickly cleaned up the rest of the dishes. He went to the coffee table and grabbed his key and was ready to leave. If he didn't leave today, he really couldn't guarantee what he would do. NND, Zhang Wen scolded in his heart that this TMD was too exciting. Zhang Wen felt that he should go out and find a small hotel to spend the night. He must stay away from this goblin who is constantly seducing him and doesn't know himself. Oh, it's really terrible.

"Where are you going?" Li Wu didn't know when he had washed it out and grabbed Zhang Wen, who was really ready to leave.

"I..." Zhang Wen looked at Li Wu and was stunned. Li Wu wrapped a white towel underneath and came out. His perfect figure was all exposed in front of Zhang Wen. Zhang Wen could clearly see the muscles on Li Wu's body.

Papapapa......

"Nerd, why did you have a nosebleed!" Li Wu looked at Zhang Wen's sudden redness under his nose and was worried!

"It's okay." Zhang Wen forced himself not to look at Li Wu's figure, and quickly grabbed the paper towel on the coffee table to block his disappointing nose. Zhang Wen scolded in his heart, MD, why did you wash it so quickly? Even if it's washed clean, you should at least put on some clothes!

"Is it really okay? There are quite a lot of streams! Isn't it leukemia?" Li Wu was a little worried when he saw that the two tissues stuffed into Zhang Wen's nose had been soaked red.

"White sister! You've watched too many romance dramas!"

"Nerd, you said a lot of dirty words today."

"I'm willing!"

"Why do I think we seem to be the other way around!" Li Wu approached Zhang Wen and felt Li Wu's body temperature. The note stuffed into Zhang Wenxin's nose turned red again.

"Woth, how do I know?" For the safety of his life, Zhang Wen chose to stay away from Li Wu. He walked into his bedroom and said, "I'm going to bed!"

"Nerd, you haven't taken a shower yet!"

Listening to Li Wu, a dirty ghost, Zhang Wen was bapt, but he still said, "I won't wash it anymore."

"Are you sure?" Li Wu looked at Zhang Wen and frowned. You should know that this nerd is usually fastidious, that is, what other people say, the cleanliness fetish is the cleanliness fetish.

"OK!" Zhang Wen is extremely angry.

"Oh, well, let's go to bed!" Li Wu naturally walked towards Zhang Wen wrapped in his little white towel.

Let's sleep, let's sleep... These four words circulate infinitely in Zhang Wen's mind. It caused Zhang Wen's whole body to be congested.

"What are you doing!" Li Wu looked at Zhang Wen in a daze, which was a little funny.

After Li Wu finished speaking, Zhang Wen still did not move, so he pulled Zhang Wen to bed, and the two big men occupied half of the bed. Li Wu suddenly felt that he couldn't sleep because he was a little bored, and Zhang Wen couldn't sleep because Li Wu was too exciting for him.

"Nerd, what shall we do?"

"Puff..." What are you going to do! Zhang Wen shouted in his heart, what are you doing? What do you want to do? I want to have a job with you, do you want to!! Zhang Wen is going crazy.

"Nerd, how to watch the film."

Wow... Watch the film~ Zhang Wen was relieved and a little disappointed.

"What do you want to see? I bought a new Avengers.

"Who said that kind of film!" Li Wu glanced at Zhang Wen.

"What do you want to see?" Li Wu's white eyes are full of amorous feelings in Zhang Wen's eyes. So Zhang Wen couldn't help forcing himself not to see Li Wu.

"That's the island love action movie."

"Whose?" Watching colored films, aren't you challenging my endurance!!!! Zhang Wen was completely speechless.

"Wu X Lan, Ozawa Ma X Ya and so on! I don't want the new Takizawa X pull. The nostrils are too disappointing.

"No!"

"Damn, are you a man? There is none of this! Those women are all gods, okay?"

"No! Do you like these women? I have a lot of water X lucky and Sakura X Shunsuke. Do you want it?!!! Zhang Wen collapsed.

"Isn't this nonsense? I don't like women. Do I like men? Don't you like women?"

"..." I just don't like women! I like you! Zhang Wen felt sad when he heard Li Wu's words. Yes, this is a straight man. What are you looking forward to? Zhang Wen laughed at himself.

"Cut, if you don't have it, you won't! Go to sleep." Li Wu looked at Zhang Wen without saying anything and muttered with his back to Zhang Wen.

"..." Zhang Wen doesn't know how to speak. Can he really say his sexual orientation? Tell Li Wu that this man will be scared! Zhang Wen closed his eyes with a wry smile.

The two of them haven't spoken for a long time, and they don't know whether they slept or not.

The night passed like this. But the sadness still remains in Zhang Wen's heart.