Chapter 562 "Suffy" Lin Tianchu

Di Fei looked at Lin Tianchu's performance and felt a little clear that she was a mature and capable office girl, and naturally knew something about oriental culture. In some Western media reports, Chinese people even live a feudal life with long braids lying on big wood and smoking, but it is undeniable that the lives of the East and the West are very different in culture. Generally speaking, Orientals implicitly like to hide their feelings in the bottom of their hearts and are good at expressing their views with actions. In the language of love, Orientals are more "sweltish".

As a young and beautiful urban woman, Di Fei inevitably yearns for fairy tale-like love. Naturally, there are many stories that have to be told with such an implicit and shy oriental man. Love is the complementarity between men and women. The love between Western women and Eastern men is romantic. Beautiful love, isn't it? In Di Fei's opinion, Lin Tianchu is undoubtedly in line with the setting of "sweltishness". He deliberately pretends to be coquettish. In fact, he is too shy to be a thief. Obviously, he suddenly and accidentally has an unplanned contact, but he is more shy than a woman who has suffered a loss. When he asks here, he is sultry and stupid. Change the topic awkwardly. What's the matter?

Don't doubt a woman's intuition, otherwise you will suffer a big loss in this matter. Poor Lin Tianchulin is still guilty for accidentally taking advantage of himself. He doesn't know that the beautiful girl here has regarded herself as a heartless boredom**. Seeing that Lin Tianchu's ears were red and he didn't dare to look at himself, Di Fei was even more convinced of his judgment. It turned out that this guy who was very good at hitting men was a little boy who didn't see fishy, and he was still shy. It was really interesting...

Thinking of this, Di Fei covered her mouth uncontrollably so that she wouldn't laugh. Seeing that Lin Tianchu was still looking left and right in front of her, she quickly stood up and leaned over Lin Tianchu's shoulder. "Lin, do you think I'm beautiful? I always feel that my breasts are bigger and annoying..."

After saying that, she deliberately rubbed her twin peaks on Lin Tianchu's shoulder, looking like "I'm bored", but the corners of her eyes stared at Lin Tianchu's face from time to time. Seeing that Lin Tianchu's expression was not so natural, the corners of the beauty's mouth turned into a beautiful arc.

Lin Tianchu can't laugh or cry. Really, even after Lilith Jenny's exercise, he is finally used to Western kisses and hand gifts, but he still feels a little pressured by the stunned scene in front of him: Who can tell me that a beautiful girl deliberately said in front of you that her breasts are very annoying, and then What does it mean to rub big boobs on you? Seductive? Not very similar. Although Di Fei was a little silly, she was not such a frivolous person. Her body shook, and then she fell in love with me at first sight? It's not very similar. Shi Du has been shocked for so many years, but she hasn't seen her eyes shining? Then there is no doubt that there is only one answer: this silly girl sees that she is not good at dealing with women in this regard, so she deliberately uses her body as a weapon to disgust herself!

The most poisonous thing is women's hearts! In order to revenge on myself, the price of this stupid girl is too high. She is worthy of being a stupid girl! Feeling the gentle touch on his shoulders, Lin Tianchu looked at the corners of his mouth, "Di Fei, if you think it's big, I have a way to help you solve your troubles forever!"

"What's the way?" Di Fei squeezed out two smiles, and there were some invisible sweat on her forehead. She discussed whether her breasts were big or not with the man she had just met yesterday. Even with Di Fei's openness, she felt a little embarrassed. However, this man still pretended to be serious, which made Di Fei angry and funny.

"In our country, there was once a prince named Cao Cao Cao. He once fell ill and had a terrible headache. He couldn't sleep all night. I don't know when this situation happened to his enemies. One day, the enemy sent an emissary to loosen up a letter to Cao Cao, telling in detail how to treat this headache. Di Fei, do you know what the method is? Lin Tianchu did not say his method directly, but told a story as an introduction to ask questions, and then looked at Di Fei with great interest.

"What method?" Sure enough, Di Fei was quickly fooled, blinked her beautiful big eyes and asked cooperatively.

"Headache, headache, footache, cut, this is the most perfect way to treat the disease!" Lin Tianchu shook his head and said solemnly.

In history, the story of Hua Tuo's healing Cao Cao's headache has been widely circulated, but it is debatable whether there is a messenger to send a letter. In fact, it doesn't matter whether there is such a thing or not. The literati fabricated this story to make fun of Cao Cao and use the enemy's funnyness to set off the intelligence of Prime Minister Cao, but it is not the same thing for Lin Tianchu to tell this story here. Headache beheading, footache, chopping feet, no head, no head, naturally no foot pain, no foot pain, this kind of word game, the treatment of disease looks perfect, but anyone with brain knows that this is the choice made by fools: people are dead, are you still struggling with headaches and foot pains?

Di Fei just talked about his troubles. Lin Tianchu made such a "deep" and "connotation" story in front of her, which is nothing more than telling Di Fei to solve his troubles in this way: Aren't you a stupid girl with great troubles? Then cut it off. There is not so much depression when you become a man. Flat breasts can save cloth for the country! As for whether Miss Di Feidi will be fine after cutting her chest, this is not a matter for Lin Daxia to consider. Anyway, he has solved the trouble for Di Fei, hasn't he?

The driver on one side has been dumbfounded for a long time. As early as when Di Fei deliberately rubbed Lin Tianchu's shoulder with his chest, the driver was crying and laughing: If Boss Shi Dushi in the back saw this scene, would he cry? The goddess in her heart put down her dignity to flirt with others. How can she bear to chase Di Fei for more than ten years and she hasn't had a good face? The most wonderful thing is that even if the goddess is such a "seductive", this silly young man refused and deliberately told a funny joke. How can it hurt? God, the enemy of the princes is a fool, right?

Di Fei was also dumbfounded. This guy, this guy actually proposed such a method? After staying in Las Vegas for so long, I have never seen a big girl and a little girl crying with tears and begging the doctor for breast augmentation surgery. I haven't heard of any unscrupulous doctor who dares to have breast reduction surgery! You are flat-breasted and you are proud. You save cloth for the country. Bah! If you have the ability, don't think that the A-cup in other people's shopping malls is getting bigger!

Seeing that the guy in front of him looked like he wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh, why didn't Di Fei know that he had been fooled by Lin Tianchu? At that moment, he stood up with his teeth and claws and rushed to Lin Tianchu rudely, "I'm going to kill you, you sultry bad guy."

Di Fei swore that she had never seen such a rude man since she was a child. She could ask her to have breast reduction surgery in front of her face without expression, saying that she was not beautiful. Lin Tianchu was definitely the first one. It's not her Di Fei who brags about herself. Whenever the men who appear in front of her are all polite. Even tigers have to put away their claws and pretend to be hellokitty. One by one, they scramble to show their so-called gentlemanly demeanor in front of them. It's not like the guy in front of him who deliberately pretends to be a hooligan. I'm afraid that I will fall in love with him!

Huh?

Di Fei's eyes lit up, and she seemed to think of something for a moment, afraid that she would like him? Does this mean that he is a shy and sultry man? Such a best is really rare. Because he is so beautiful that he is moved, he is afraid that he will fall in love. Because he is afraid of such a sudden love, he deliberately pretends to be a hooligan? ... Weissual logic. It's impossible for an arrogant woman like a hooligan like a flowing hooligan. This must be right at ordinary times, but this big piece of wood doesn't know that women like bad men?

Miss Di Fei, a love master who thinks she has figured out all the details, is a little annoyed. Although she is not interested in Lin Tianchu, she is also very unhappy that Lin Tianchu alienates herself because of such a strange reason. As a small-minded woman, she naturally decided to revenge. However, how to deal with this guy who doesn't get into oil and salt? It is definitely impossible to use violence. How can a lady choose violence? What's more, the person in front of her is not a non-violent and non-cooperative master; fight for wisdom? No, no, no, this guy doesn't look like a fool when it comes to my love - by the way, he will become a big piece of wood unless it comes to love or women.

"Bang!" Di Fei snapped her fingers and had a perfect idea in her heart. If there was no accident, she would definitely eat the sultry guy in front of her to death.