Chapter 2 Please hold the Pope's Madrid
The lantern is on for the first time!
When TD, an international metropolis, entered the most leisurely and prosperous period of the day, Li Tongfan, who returned from the party, was lying angrily in his small rental house of less than 20 square meters!
"Fark, a stinky bitch who worships foreign countries!"
Lying flat on **, raised his feet, and three bottles of beer, Li Tongfan was still angry!
Thinking of the scene at today's party, Li Tongfan felt that there was a kitten in his heart that couldn't stop scratching and scratching. He couldn't wait to find a sandbag to hang it up and beat it fiercely!
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"Ah, isn't this our talent Li? Why have you been working for two years and still riding such a shabby bicycle?
"Li Dacai, where is he from? Huh? I resigned... I won't be fired, will I?"
"I'm going abroad. I'm going to Spain. Let me introduce to you. This is my fiance Leon, a Spanish builder..."
"I said you're not young anymore. Why are you still single? Fortunately, we..."
In front of many college classmates, this woman, who used to be Li Tongfan's first girlfriend, raised her arrogant chin, her snow-white neck was like the soft neck of a swan, and her charming eyes were full of contempt. The little bird snuggled up in the arms of her tall Spanish fiance Leon, one after another. Insvertently humiliated Li Tongfan...
Li Tongfan's face was pale, and the classmates around him were talking and laughing. Only a few friends who were close to him came over. He stared at the woman fiercely, patted Li Tongfan on the shoulder, and pulled him aside.
Li Tongfan didn't say a word, and he was poor and short-sighted. Any rebuttal would attract endless ridicule from the other party, but he was telling the truth...
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Lying in **, thinking about the vicious mockery of his first girlfriend Huang Lidan over and over again in his mind, Li Tongfan couldn't help getting up and pouring Qingdao whole beer twice, and fell asleep in a daze!
Bitch, I'll make you regret it!
Li Tongfan decided to start looking for a job tomorrow to make money. He can't muddle along anymore and live like a man!
*****Invincible dividing line******
Bang bang bang!
Bang, bang, bang!
The urgent knock on the door pulled the sleepy Li Tongfan back from Zhou Gong!
Is it the landlord?
An idea flashed through his mind, and Li Tongfan was suddenly sleepy. He had been in arrears with the rent for more than ten days. Presumably, the fat woman came to urge him to pay the rent again!
With a sigh, Li Tongfan got up and patted his face with cold water. In an eighth of an hour, he drafted four or five excuses to deal with the fat landlord, squeezed out a smiling face that was worse than crying, and carefully opened the door...
Outside the door are two suits and leather shoes, blonde foreigners!
I don't know a foreigner. Did you find the wrong person?
Pick! Sorry to disturb my sleep!
Li Tongfan withdrew his smiling face and was about to close the door for a sleep. The foreigner closest to the door reacted quickly. He pushed the door panel, and his golden head reached in through the crack of the door, asking a polite question in lame Chinese:
"Excuse me, are you Mr. Rice Bucket?"
What about you?
Li Tongfan is very angry. Don't think that you can curse casually if you are a foreigner. If it hadn't been for the height and strength of these two buddies, Li Tongfan might have immediately been angry with the woman at the party yesterday.
"There is no rice bucket here. If you want to find a rice bucket, please call 110"
Li Tongfan hummed angrily and said a cruel word, withdrew the foreigner, and shook his hand and closed the door fiercely. Falk, dead foreigner, dare to scold me!
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However, God is destined to be the most extraordinary day in Li Tongfan's life!
So when he fell asleep until almost ten o'clock, the knock on the door rang again!
Bang, bang, bang!
Jump up and open the door, Falk, it's still the two foreigners!
"It's endless. Be careful that I'll sue you..."
Li Tongfan was furious and was about to fall to the door. Suddenly, a twenty-five or six-year-old young man jumped out from behind the foreigner. He pulled the black briefcase in his hand to the ground, kicked the door open the door, rushed in and pressed Li Tongfan on **, stuck in his neck, and shouted with hatred:
"I'm going to strangle you, you bastard who found your daughter-in-law and forgot your mother..."
"Fuck, I'll kill you..."
After half of a dirty word, Li Tongfan suddenly found that the board on his face of resentment was actually his acquaintance, Fan Zuang, a college classmate.
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"Didn't you go to Spain to be a football reporter? Why did you come back?"
Li Tongfan cleaned up his messy cabin and asked his old classmates to sit down and talk. The two foreigners squeezed in with a silly smile on their faces. It seemed that they were Fan Zuang's acquaintances.
"Damn it, I still want to ask you, why did you turn around and become the head coach of Real Madrid? Are you born in the year of the monkey? Seventy-two changes in the Monkey King? Fan Zuang's eyes stared like copper bells, and his expression looking at Li Tongfan was like looking at aliens, trembling with excitement.
"Shrimp? The head coach of Real Madrid?
Li Tongfan was stunned, immediately got up to find a cup, poured a glass of boiling water, and then began to turn over the drawer.
"What are you doing?" Fan Zuang is inexplicable.
"There must be a few tablets left after the fever last time. Drink it quickly and lie down for a while. I'll call a doctor for you!"
"Thank you!" Fan Zuang subconsciously replied, and suddenly realized that he rushed over and kicked Li Tongfan to the ground: "I'm not sick. You really have become the head coach of Real Madrid!"
******HELLO, I'm the dividing line******
Sitting deeply on the leather sofa in the living room of Room 1201 of Sheraton, the most luxurious five-star hotel in TD City, Li Tongfan felt like he had an absurd dream!
Why?
If you are like Li Tongfan, after graduating from college, you spent less than two years in a broken advertising company and were expelled because you found that your boss and Xiaomi were in close contact in the office. When you became a jobless wanderer and couldn't even pay the rent of 250 yuan a month ago, someone suddenly told you that you would become this The head coach of Real Madrid, the greatest club in the 21st century on the planet, you will be at a loss like Li Tongfan now!
It's not a lie, is it?
This was Li Tongfan's first reaction after hearing the news, but when Fan Zuang and the two foreigners drove him to the five-star Sheraton Hotel in a business Mercedes-Benz and showed all the certificate contracts, he found that, well, this... seems... seems... may be serious!
The person in charge of the foreign side is called Carlos Bucero, who is said to be the deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club. There are six people in charge of the "signing" of the head coach.
As for the big reporter Fan Zuang, as the chief sports reporter of Sohu Sports Channel in Madrid, he has had a lot of contact with Real Madrid in the past two years. Therefore, the head coach is Chinese, so for convenience, Carlos Bucero, the vice president of the club, invited him to take charge of the contact.
Of course, these are not problems. Most importantly, how can such an absurd thing happen?
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