Chapter 29 No one dares to laugh anymore
In the sad eyes of Mallorca players, a big man in Real Madrid's black jersey jumped gently, and the ball rushed into the net like lightning...
After the big man scored the goal, he was stunned. Is it so easy? In a blink of an eye, he looked at the ball still spinning in the goal. This time, it was his turn to become a frightened kangaroo, turning around like running on the sidelines...
The lens is close, and there is a string of dazzling letters printed on the back of the black jersey--
Vedran-Corluka!!!!!
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"GOOOOOOOOAL...the goal is scored...huh? ...It's incredible that the ball actually scored..." After seeing the goal, the commentator subconsciously hissed and suddenly realized that it was the other team that scored. I'm afraid that his excitement would arouse public anger, so he added in horror: "Real Madrid is really... really... so lucky..."
After saying that, the man quickly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead!
Unexpectedly, his words had angered the fanatical Mallorca fans, and there were scolding in the stands:
"Where did this son of a bitch commentator come from? Is his head shit?"
"Pull this bastard out and feed the dog..."
"Let this bitch die..."
The angry scolding is mixed with scattered boos, like the moan of a discontented prodigal girl, over and over again, showing the owner's bad mood...
And on the coach's seat of the home team, after seeing the goal, Mallorca's head coach Manzano's "ju flower" blooming on his face seemed to be severely destroyed by the frost after autumn and quickly declined...
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After scoring the goal, Joel Luka ran all the way, dodged the surrounding teammates, rushed to Li Tongfan, who was secretly pointing the middle finger of Mallorca to the head coach Massano with a bad smile on the side of the court, and raised his coach over his head with a waist...
He has 10,000 reasons to do so!
It was this young coach who had never met before that took himself from the Croatian league to Spain under great pressure that ordinary people couldn't imagine, and brought himself to Madrid, making himself a member of the great Real Madrid team...
And just now, it was this person who had changed his fate. In the ridicule of 23,45 people in the audience, he resolutely commanded himself to stand at the far post of Mallorca's goal, and then it seemed so easy to score...
Is he a god?
Joll Luca carried Li Tongfan, who was a little panicked, on his shoulder. The camera flashed by again, and the big screen on the field repeatedly showed this scene in slow motion again...
In the camera, whether it is Joel Luca's excited and ferocious face, or Li Tongfan's shouting to let the big man put down his awkward appearance, which is more absurd and funny than the scene just now, but this time, no one laughed at the slightest...
Maloca fans are like scared babies, stunned one by one...
More than 6,000 Real Madrid fans from afar finally roared and made their own voices after being suppressed by the other side's noise for most of the game. Come on! The loud singing of "Madrid" resounds through the St. Moyes Stadium!
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The game continued, and the Mallorca players after accidentally losing the ball seemed a little absent-minded, while the Real Madrid players strictly implemented the head coach Li Tongfan's "take advantage of your illness to kill you" theory of hitting the water dog, tormenting the fragile carefree liver of Manzano and the fans on the scene again and again...
Tip! Txt! t.
When the referee blew the whistle at the end of the first half of the game, the worried Mallorca fans collectively covered their hearts and stood up from their seats to wipe their sweat...
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"Young men, well done!" Li Tongfan arrogantly issued a political training declaration in the locker room: "You see, Mallorca's cots who can only shovel have been stunned by you! The soft eggs on the stands who can only shout are also scared by you. I think you must be very happy!"
"Head, can you still be happy in the second half?"
"Haha, I want to shoot a few more times! It's so enjoyable!"
Real Madrid's players sat with a smile and wiped their sweat while looking at their head coach swearing with a black line. Compared with the former polite Queirox and Rosenberg, this young coach doesn't seem to know what modesty is, but he has a good appetite for these energetic young men.
"No problem, our slogan is to press higher and shoot harder!" Li Tongfan took out a small black book from his body with satisfaction, glanced at it carefully, and then said, "In the second half, Gonzalez and Guti have a rest. Ronnie and Luca are ready to play. We want to surprise the old fox Manzano!"
When Raul heard that Li Tongfan was going to change himself, he raised his eyebrows inadvertently and didn't say anything. He did not perform well in the first half. Mallorca's strong central defender completely defended him, so he contributed little to the team.
Not to mention Guti, Mallorca's intensive defense makes his straight ball play a little power at all...
However, in the first half of the first game of the season, he simply connected the team's captain and deputy captain, and the assistant coach Grad sweated for Li Tongfan!
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After the 15-minute break, the two teams entered one after another and started a more tragic fight!
After the half-time break, the Mallorca fans in the stands regained their fierceness in the first half. They opened their arms and patted their chests and shouted for the team...
"The second half of the game begins... Oh, Real Madrid has been replaced, Raul and Guti are off, and they are replaced by the newly joined Croatian players Modric and... Eh? Ronaldo? Isn't this fat man hurt? Why is it here?"
The tone of the live commentator was full of surprise as Columbus's discovery of the New World, and then immediately comforted himself: "It seems that the young coach of Real Madrid, who is under great pressure, hopes that the aliens can help the team, but can the aliens who have turned into hippos still score goals as before? This is undoubtedly digging a self-digging grave..."
Unfortunately, the narrator, who has the potential of the Tang monk, has not yet finished speaking. Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound of tens of thousands of people at the scene. Mallorca's fans held their heads in their hands indignation, as if they saw that the girlfriend they had worked hard to chased suddenly throw into the arms of others...
"Oh, ... God, who can tell me what happened? Enter... Is this the goal?" The commentator's second dereliction of duty in this game, and the stuttering tone is not difficult to remind people of the scene of the brother scratching his hair in the commentator's table.
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