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Chapter 31 Rice Bucket - Li's Resentment

After the wonderful "drama performance" of the young coach of Real Madrid for five or six minutes, the referee whistled and the game continued!

Mallorca's fans interfered with the performance of Real Madrid's superstars with the maximum decibel noise they could make, while Manzano stared at the form on the court with a solemn face. The slightly white hair on the temples revealed that the old man was a little powerless!

On the coach's seat of Real Madrid, Li Tongfan, who came to his senses, comforted his jumping heart, while holding the "good man" Grad's hand tightly, he almost said with tears in his eyes: My benefactor! Thanks to my loved ones, the People's Liberation Army...

If you were crazy for a few more minutes in front of the Mallorca fans just now, I guess I would have been hit by the dizzy Mallorca fans with a crooked nose and blood, and I would have to sit in an unimpededed ambulance all the way to the emergency center in Mallorca for cranial suture surgery!

Because less than a second after Grad dragged Lao Li away, a stunned young man took apart the seat on the stands and threw it down, accurately hitting the turf that Lao Li stepped on...

Good boy, that's a "big bomb" of dozens of kilograms...

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The game on the court has completely entered the channel of the Galactic Battleship. After understanding the reason for the coach's crazy performance, the players on the field are like chicken blood, dog blood and duck blood, and their eyes are red and murderous, firmly suppressing Mallorca in the opponent's backcourt!

The tactical arrangement of the coach of Mallorca is to fight against Real Madrid in the second half, because the old fox can also see that in the case of one goal behind, he plays intensive defense with Real Madrid, who has a strong attack in the midfield. It is definitely the old birthday star who eats arsenic and doesn't want to live!

What's more, Mallorca's veins have never lacked blood to fight against the strong team. Last season, they even defeated the powerful Barcelona by attacking one goal away!

Put it to death and live later!

This is the choice of the old fox Manzano!

Unfortunately, today he met an enhanced version of the alien and a group of technical offensive maniacs! Manzano's decision was like kicking a lady who had a chance to break free naked into the wolf's nest...

In the 65th minute, Robinho broke through the cross from the side, and another striker Van Nistelrooy, who has been in good condition in the warm-up match, headed the ball to the top, and finally scored the first goal of the official game after joining Real Madrid...

In the 70th minute, Gago cut off the pass of Argentine compatriot Iga Bassa and sent a straight plug. Fei Luo reversed the offside and once again took a pendulum of Mallorca's head Antonio Pates, pushing the empty goal...

In the 79th minute, San Cassie made a long pass in the backcourt. Fanny leaned on Mallorca's defender's header and rubbed it. Ronaldo came out at high speed and staged a hat-trick...

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On the sidelines, looking at Manzano's trembling and gray-looking old face, Li Tongfan seriously turned around and asked Grad, "Lao Ge, do you think we are too bullying?"

Grader: "..."

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The last goal of the game took place in the injury stoppage time. Substitute Van Nistelrooy's young player Higuain gave a perfect end to the whole game with a long-distance run that was not inferior to Fei Luo!

In the groaning that the fans were more sad than Dou E, Mallorca was defeated and lost so much that she didn't even have underwear left!

The head coaches of both sides did not attend the press conference after the game. The coach of Mallorca was so angry that he left because of the disparity in the score. How could Li Tongfan be worried that the reporters would ask endlessly when they caught his crazy scene in 60 minutes? In case he said something wrong, he would probably attract the "kind care" of the Spanish Football Association!

This one now knows he's scared!

The assistant coaches of the two teams who attended the press conference were both diligent, studious and kind-to-kind old people. They looked at each other happily and smiled happily. They sat in the crowd of reporters and complimented each other for each other, and announced the end of the press conference!

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Real Madrid finally swept the midfield team Mallorca with 6 goals away, making a good start in the 06-07 season. Another giant Barcelona will be postponed for three days because it has just finished the European Super Cup with Sevilla. Real Madrid is temporarily ranked in the West with 3 points and 6 winning goals. First place in the league table!

It is worth mentioning that in the European Super Cup, Barcelona, favored by the vast majority of media, played 2:2 with Sevilla in regular time, and lost the penalty shootout and lost the first possible laurel of the season!

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After the first game of Real Madrid, the football media were clearly divided into two factions:

Hat Trick - The Return of the Most Scariest Aliens!!! ......

"See King Madrid, this is the end of contempt"...

"Croatian's new star emerges, 20-year-old air bully becomes famous in World War I"...

"The galactic battleship gun rumbled in the post-Florentino era, and Mallorca was captured..."

"Assistant coach Grad assists the rice bucket, passes the first battle thrillingly..."

Pro-Real Madrid's "As" and "Marca" reported the bravery of the alien Ronaldo who recovered from injury, and introduced the good performance of the newly joined Croatian player Jor Luca in the game this season. Finally, a few words mentioned the coach's correct tactical arrangement and substitution adjustment... ...

Li Tongfan, who won the first victory, immediately stretched his face angrily after happily pulling out the magnifying glass and summarizing it carefully - because the sentences mentioned Lao Li in all the pages add up to more than ten sentences and forty words, and the words that praised Ronaldo and Joel Luca were at least 10,000 times that of him...< /P>

Damn it, even the probability of assistant coach Lao Ge appearing in the newspaper is higher than that of labor! Is it true that labor and management really lack advantages? Although there are often thousands of miles of horses and Bole, how can't you meet a Bole with such a happy and bright thousand miles of miles...

Resentment, the resentment of the red fruit!

But soon, the pro-Barcelona media "World Sports" and "Every Day Sports" satisfied Lao Li Chiguo's jealousy and vanity - these two newspapers happened to be the opposite of "Maka" and "As". They had a rough hat-trick for Real Madrid's 6-goal victory over Mallorca and Fei Luo, almost 80% of the space is used to report on the first battle of Real Madrid's new coach Li!

The "ugliness" when Li Tongfan commanded Joel Luca to insert the attack was completely printed on the first page of the newspaper. In the picture, the Real Madrid coach with a flushed face waved his arms with anxious and urgent eyes, as if he was chased by the deep-sea beast Godzilla behind his buttocks...

There is a text explanation under the picture--

This is the rice bucket!!

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