Chapter 34 The imperial court sent an interview team
"I think I am better than a bucket and more suitable to be the head coach of Real Madrid. In the next direct dialogue, I will prove this to the world..."
This is Schuster's original words in an interview with a reporter from the sports channel of Spanish national television!
There is a reason for the Germans to say so. At the end of last season, Real Madrid held a large-scale audition for the coach. Italian Capello and German Schuster were both popular candidates. Schuster himself once thought that it was safe to stay in Real Madrid. Who knew that he would kill Li Tongfan, the "cast king Cheng Yaojin" in the middle of the way. Give yourself the golden rice bowl that you are about to get. If you don't hate it, it's fake...
Li Tongfan is very angry about this!
Because the media can't change the genetic decision of eating shit, the media will always stir up trouble and steal the dog. What do you think you are the head coach of his team who can't fight? They are all people who eat the coach's bowl of rice. Can they be harmonious? Is it okay to have some professional ethics?
Besides, are you better than the rice bucket?
If this sentence is known to the great Chinese netizens thousands of miles away, it will definitely be selected into this year's "Ten Brain crippled Quotations". There are many people who are better than the rice bucket. If you dare to say it so blatantly and righteously, Shuster is still the first person in history...
At this time, Li Tongfan found that the "rice bucket" hat given to him by the Spaniards was also an unfavorable weapon...
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Back to his residence, Li Tongfan looked at the empty refrigerator and the messy room with a headache. It seemed that the house was too big and there were some bad things. At least if you want to clean up, it would take half a day! It's not like I used to nest in a small room of less than 20 square meters, and I can blow away all the dust if I accidentally fart...
You have to find a housekeeping company to hire a part-time worker or a servant!
Li Tongfan thought about it for a moment and thought that this was the wisest decision. It didn't cost a lot of copper coins, and it could also improve the quality of life. Anyway, we are also senior workers with a weekly salary now. We can't be too "Chen Kaige", can we?
But it's too late today. Li Tongfan decided to continue to go to the Chinese barbecue restaurant called "Fate to meet thousands of miles away" to make up for dinner!
At this moment...
"Someone called, master, the phone is coming... the phone... why don't you answer the phone?" The mobile phone rang, and the milky little child's voice was furious!
Li Tongfan hurriedly answered the phone. This ringtone only appears on the phone of a domestic friend. Who will it be?
"Coach Li, I'm a rice bucket. Why don't you come out for a meal?"
Li Tongfan Le, it's Fan Zuang's phone call. In college, there were two unlucky people in the class, nicknamed Rice Bucket, one was himself, and the other was Fan Zuang. But this grandson never calls himself a rice bucket. Why is he so low-key today?
If you have nothing to do, you will be annihilated!
The reporter of Fan University disappeared in the Spanish football world. Why did he jump out like a corpse today?
Li Tongfan came to the agreed place on the phone with curiosity. Coincidentally, Fan Zuang's scheduled place was "predestined to meet thousands of miles".
In the box, Li Tongfan saw the skinny Fan Zuang and couldn't help but be shocked: "You just escaped from Ethiopia? Why did it look like this?"
"It's not because of you," Fan Da reporter cried with a runny nose and tears: "In order to report on you, I have been soaked in the saliva of all Chinese netizens for almost a month..."
With that, Fan Zuang patted his forehead, pointed to the four people sitting next to him, and introduced to Li Tongfan: "These are my new colleagues, the staff of CCTV, come to interview you!"
Damn it, CCTV?
This is the first and second place of the heavenly court! How dare you send someone to interview me? Is there smoke on my ancestral grave?
Li Tongfan was stunned and suddenly realized that our status is different now. As the first person in the country to coach a rich family, he really has some qualifications to let the imperial court run errands!
Fan Zuang pointed to the elegant middle-aged man in the front and began to introduce in turn: "This is He Lanshan He, the leader of the interview group. The beautiful woman next to her is Zuo Xiaoqing's left sister. These two are Ding Lei and Zhang Yu. They are both straightforward men!"
Li Tongfan carefully put on his face and greeted him with Fan Zuang's introduction. After all, it was the imperial court. We have to follow them carefully. In case of a displeasure, maybe as soon as this interview goes back to report, Lao Li will become the public enemy of the whole nation.
It's nothing. In case Geng Zhi and honest parents see their "bad behavior" on TV, it is estimated that the party member's father will have to cross the sea to improve his son's party name despite his knee arthritis attacks for more than 30 years, and break his son's "dog leg" by the way...
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Team leader He Lanshan wears a pair of black thick-framed glasses, and his words look gentle, which is easy to make people feel good. Zuo Xiaoqing, the only female compatriot, is in her early twenties. She should be an outdoor host, dressed in T-shirts and jeans. The appearance is not amazing, but there is a kind of softness unique to Jiangnan women between the delicate eyebrows and eyes, giving people a feeling of being obedient and comfortable.
As for Zhang Yu and Ding Lei, both of them are more than 1.8 meters tall and have a big waist. They should be a cameraman or something. The surname is a little familiar. Indeed, as Fan Zuang said, they are all straightforward men.
He Lanshan is a very easy-going person. His words are humorous and funny, and he is very good at mobilizing the atmosphere of the dinner table. Therefore, several people sat for less than ten minutes, and laughter kept coming from the box...
After the meal was served, He Lanshan picked up the glass in his hand and greeted Li Tongfan with a smile: "Brother, the hero is a teenager. You really want to win some face for our Chinese football. Brother, I respect you as an ordinary fan!"
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Tongfan came up with a sentence that was more in line with the surname of the party member's father: "Uh... it's all good teaching from the party!"
Poor...
Fan Zuang just drank the tea in his mouth and sprayed all over the floor, and Zuo Xiaoqing also covered his mouth and smiled...
He Lanshan was also happy: "I didn't expect my brother to be so humorous, but it's just a side, isn't it? I know your concerns, brother. Don't worry, our CCTV will not gossip like those local stations. Today's conversation is not a intrigue between reporters and interviewees..."
He Lanshan pushed the glasses frame and pointed to several other people and continued, "We are all fans, real fans! I heard that the station is going to send someone to interview you, and it took a lot of effort one by one to get what I wanted! Brother, to be honest, you give us a long face..."
Er, the topic is a little heavy. Li Tongfan decided to distract everyone's attention, picked up a piece of chicken leg, and said with a smile, "Well, the beef in this restaurant tastes very good..."
Fak, does the chicken leg taste like beef?
Fan Zuang is really like killing this bastard who pretends to be crazy in front of his new boss!
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Someone rewarded on the first day, and there was a young fat god who showed a miracle, and the knife floated!
Thank you for the evaluation ticket of the dead knight growing up for a day. Thank you for the big reward of the master, the dragon in the rain, the fat god in the young age, and the wings of the red flame! As for the first Aihua, forget it, because this shameless guy is actually a knife's vest...