Football modifier

Chapter 38 The noise before the national derby

The game continued. After cleaning up the inventory in his stomach, Li Tongfan immediately ran to the sidelines for a long-planned substitution adjustment. He replaced the gloriously injured Brazilian handsome Robinho with Higuain, and the "new" Beckham replaced the Argentine Xiaozheng Taigago!

The next game is the Spanish national derby, which is also an away game, so it's better to let Beckham adapt to the feeling of playing in the back position in advance, so as to avoid the Nou Camp and swaying up his feet to act as a winger! After all, the modifier is not omnipotent!

At this time, the first half of the game was not over, and the bucket-Li once again let everyone see the bastard who played cards according to the rules!

On the coach's seat of Getafe, Schuster, who felt humiliated, blushed like a dehydrated red apple!

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The subsequent game is a complete tragedy for Schuster!

Getafe, who was sent down as the main central defender, is like a warrior who has been stripped of his armor and smashed his shield. In the fight with a high-damage and high-output swordsman like Real Madrid, he is completely at a disadvantage...

So, in the completely different expressions of Schuster and Li Tongfan, the Real Madrid fans at the scene burst into cheers again and again. Because the commentator at the scene was too excited, he roared through his golden voice comparable to Pavarotti, and almost lost his voice...

The game is over, and the score is 6:1!

Modric made three passes and one shot, Fat Luo had another hat, and Higuain and Raul scored one goal each!

When referee Perez Brewer announced the end of the game with a short and three-long whistle, the most "serious" tsunami broke out at the Bernabeu Stadium. I don't know who took the lead. Real Madrid's young Zhengtai rushed over and raised Li Tongfan on his shoulder, like a loyal bodyguard carrying his king around the court to the ball. Fans thank you...

"Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee..."

Real Madrid fans have begun to agree with the young coach who scored 12 goals in two rounds of the team. In the deafening cheers, Li Tongfan seemed to be drunk again and drunk...

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Predestined to come to the barbecue restaurant for thousands of miles away!

Coach Li, who won the game, fulfilled the agreement and invited He Lanshan and his party from the imperial court to the Taiwan interview team!

It was not until today that Li Tongfan figured out the reason why Fan Zuang changed his job to the imperial court. It turned out that after the grandson published an article "The Story I and Real Madrid Head Coach Li Tongfan Have to Tell" in Sohu International Football, he was dug out and whipped by netizens even eight generations of his ancestors, and the Sohu International Football Forum was even blown up by angry fans...

It's also because this grandson thought he had seized the opportunity to become famous. When he published his article, he wrote his real name. This is good. Without the human flesh of netizens, he was exposed to the gunpoint of class enemies and became a typical unscrupulous reporter who fabricated news. Sohu Gao, who did not figure out the situation. The squid was fired...

Fortunately, Fan Zuang's father was a rich Shanxi coal boss. A large amount of money was spilled out. The grandson was actually blessed by misfortune and squeezed into the Tianchao TV station, which claimed to be "it doesn't matter, don't come in"!

After talking about this miserable experience, even Zuo Xiaoqing and Zuo's beautiful woman kept smiling, and several men began to fight for wine again...

"Brother," He Lanshan has been drunk since he was drunk yesterday. He no longer pinched the leader's airs. He opened the fat man and took a sip of wine and stretched out his thumb: "You are really good. You dare to change people before the first half is over. Zhu Guanghu can't..."

Lao Li was not happy: "I said Lao He, are you praising me or hurting me? Compare me with him? Haven't you heard of Lv Bu in people, red rabbit in horses, and pigs in Guangzhou and Shanghai? I have become a pig generation..."

He Lanshan: "..."

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Because Real Madrid will go to Catalonia to challenge Barcelona, another giant in La Liga, in 9 days, the interview team of Celestial Empire and He Lanshan and his party did not return home immediately after recording Li Tongfan's exclusive interview. After forwarding the recorded content back to China, they are ready to stay in Madrid to make an issue of Spain. The program of the national derby!

To be honest, because of the existence of Li Tongfan, as long as He Lanshan and others are willing, they can almost make a program every week to ensure that the period is better than Zhou Xingchi's funny films...

Not only did He Lanshan and his party focus on the upcoming Spanish national derby, but the world's major football media also sent reporters to Spain to focus on the game!

After two rounds of La Liga, Real Madrid, led by the troubled coach Li Tongfan, broke out with incredible attack power, scoring 12 goals and conceding one goal, setting a record in the five major European leagues. Among them, Ronaldo held the top of the La Liga scorer list with two hats, overlooking all kinds of heroes...

Barcelona played two domestic Super Cup matches with the Spaniards before, followed by the status of the Champions League last season and Sevilla, another giant of La Liga, who won the UEFA Cup, played a European Super Cup match, so it has not been held until September 1. La Liga competition.

It is worth mentioning that Barcelona was not in good shape in the previous games. In the domestic Super Cup with Espanyol, the first leg of the Spaniards scored a 0-0 draw at home. After returning to Camp Nou at home, he relied on Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. ) scored twice, defeating the Spaniard with a thrilling 2:1.

At Camp Nou at home, Barcelona was lucky to win the first laurel of the season!

As for the European Super Cup with La Liga team Sevilla, it is a memory that all Barcelona fans do not want to mention. At the Louis II Stadium on August 25, although the team's top star, Brazilian Ronaldinho, once again shined and scored twice, Sevilla also has a hot Brazilian, that is, striker Luis-Fabiano, Brazil's fast horse twice. Grab the point in front of the door to return to the color, and the total score will be tied at 2:2 in the stoppage time!

After the 30-minute overtime, in the penalty shootout, it was another key shot at Fabiano's last moment, kicking Barcelona into many layers of hell without mercy...

Compared with Real Madrid's horrible state of scoring 12 goals in two games, Barcelona is much slower.

On September 9th at the Camp Nou, Ricard will make every effort to lead Barcelona, known as the "Dream Second Team", to launch a Jedi counterattack, while Real Madrid hopes to continue the momentum of victory in the first two games and step by step to the throne of the league championship step by step by stepping on the corpse of the dead enemy!

This will be a d'erby, a country where Mars hits the earth!

In order to attract as many fans as possible, the Spanish domestic media are used to fighting. Real Madrid's "fan group" with "Marca" and "As" as the main force, and Barcelona's "hardcore gang" led by "World Sports" and "Every Day Sports" are still seven or eight away from the game. At the time of the day, he began to give full play to the glorious tradition of the emperor not being anxious for eunuchs, and spared no effort to incite the fire...

"The rice bucket is coming to La Liga, Manzano and Schuster have fallen down. How long can Rijkard last???"

"6: 0 tradition, Real Madrid keeps Victor Valdes sleepless all night..."

"In front of Ronaldo, Ronaldinho is just an earthman..."

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The above is the "crazy words" released by the Real Madrid fan group, while Barcelona's "hardcore gang" did not show weakness and fought back:

"When Frank Rijkard was playing football, the bucket was still nursing..."

"The earth is too dangerous. It's better to go back to the alien world..."

"The fact that Casillas is stronger than Valdes is that he changes women faster than he saves..."

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In the farce of a dog biting a dog's mouth, the highlights of the first Spanish national derby in the 06-07 season were dug up by the media:

First Game: Rice Bucket-Lee VS Frank-Riskard

This is a contest of wisdom and courage!

The mysterious and tactical crazy Chinese rice bucket will face the La Liga overlord of last season with the strongest posture of the head coach league in the history of Real Madrid. Can Real Madrid still win as he wishes? Rice bucket - Will Li still hold high the banner of offensive football?

What tactics will the Dutchman Rijkard, who led Barcelona to win the league championship and the UEFA Champions Cup in the past season and won the world's best coach in 2006, take to smash Lee's aggressive momentum?

Among the attention of countless people, whether Li is a mule or a horse will be tested in this strong dialogue!

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In the second game, alien Ronaldo VS midfield magician Ronaldinho

This is a battle between two Brazilian emperor superstars!

The three-time World Footballer of Footballer Alien Ronaldo - today's Fatty Fatty will face Ronaldinho, the most like the most heavenly magician in world football. Everyone remembers that last season, the Barcelona midfielder terrorist faked three people at the Bernabeu Stadium, playing Ramos and St. Cassie, the scene of breaking through the Real Madrid goal twice, the tears of Real Madrid fans in Bernabeu are still vivid. Now the alien Feiluo, who seems to have recovered, can win back a city for the infatuated Real Madrid fans in Camp Nou?

At the beginning of this season, Ronaldo wore a hat in each of the two rounds of the league, and Ronaldinho scored four goals in three games. Who will be the key terminator in the game on September 9?

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