Chapter 95 Commander Li is not obvious
"I have a question to ask you" is a very distinctive interview program launched by the Spanish National Television Sports Channel!
Since the first launch of the program in 1990, a total of 192 episodes have been launched in 16 years. Each episode of the interview is the most influential sports figures in the world for a period of time!The subjects interviewed are not only limited to the field of football, but also Chewang Schumacher, tennis king Federer, American football superstar tar footroot, Spanish national team head coach Aragones, and Dutch black swan Rijkard, who led Barcelona to win the UEFA Champions League last year, have all accepted the program. Invitation!
192 episodes of the program represent 192 people who lead the wind for a while!
Li Tongfan, who is about to become the 193rd celebrity hall of the "I Have a Question I Want to Ask You" column, can be favored by the column team. In addition to the mediation of Uncle Calderon, the president of the club, who is passionate about fame and fortune, it is mainly due to the dream performance of Real Madrid in the past September. There are more and more fierce disputes around the madman Li. Those who love him worship him as a god. Those who hate him can't wait to squat in the corner of the wall and curse the madman to be beaten into the 19th floor of hell!
To some extent, controversy can forge a legend more than anything else in the world - this is the charm of contradiction!
After accepting the invitation of the column this time, Lao Li suddenly set three new records for the column - the youngest interviewee, the first interviewee from Asia and the first yellow-skinned interviewee!
The column "I Have a Question I Want to Ask You" is 60 minutes long. The content is flexible and changeable, and each issue is different!
The 193rd issue that Li Tongfan will participate in on October 3rd has also been carefully arranged. If it is summed up in four words, it is "fashion, bright cooking".
In the opening stage, the program will invite the 10 most popular fashion models in Spain for a 20-minute fashion show. Of course, this is not an ordinary performance. As a guest, Li Tongfan needs to cooperate with every young pink supermodel catwalk to show off. This is the so-called fashion. Part of it!
In the next 40 minutes, Li Tongfan must face the questions of the 60 audience alone. These 60 spectators are not ordinary people. They are senior fans carefully selected by the column group from the fans of 20 Spanish First Division teams half a month in advance to ensure that they can represent the widest voice of Spanish fans!
In a word, the whole process of the program has the posture of "three bowls of failure", which is very difficult!
For the madman Li, the dilemma of more than 60 fans is not terrible. What is terrible is that the 10 delicate and ecstasy models are "the most difficult to accept the grace of the beauty". Is it really necessary to let him, a rich family "iron handsome" plus a 22-year-old pure virgin and a "white bone essence" door to twist his buttocks together? Swinging your waist and throwing kisses?
It's more uncomfortable than killing Lao Li!
Unfortunately, the reality is that Calderon, the chairman who only wants to fight for the club and his own fame and fortune, has given a death order, and the propaganda trailer of the Spanish national television has been scattered for a long time. Lao Li's pot of raw rice was jointly cooked by others. What can he do?
Go!
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26-year-old Elizabeth Calena is the head of the sports channel of Spanish national television. After becoming the gold medal host of the "A Question I Want to Ask You" column three years ago, she has to talk to all kinds of successful men in the studio almost every month and share success with them. The confusion of happiness and failure. In the past, she was interviewed by Olympic champions, sports superstars, modest villains, gloomy hypocrites, white-haired old men with elegant surnames, and childish and famous teenagers...
Today, she has to face the most popular young coach in Spanish football recently - Real Madrid coach Li Tongfan!
As an excellent program host, before officially contacting the interviewee, Elizabeth is used to collecting all the information of the guests and carefully analyzing his surname and preferences, so that she can grasp the initiative in the process of the program, narrow the distance with the guests through some tips, win their favor, and adjust Festival atmosphere, so as to ask some ** questions that the audience wants to hear, instead of plain and straightforward!
But now, looking at the thick pile of personal information about Li Tongfan in front of her, Elizabeth sighed. The young coach of Real Madrid is obviously the strangest person she has ever seen. Although she has looked through the information back and forth more than ten times, she can almost participate in a letter about the madman Li. The CET-6 exam still has an unpredictable feeling for this young man who is called a madman Li by his peers!
According to the data, Li Tongfan was almost the same as the most ordinary young man on the streets of Madrid before joining Real Madrid: he was fired after two years of work, and his parents were even farmers in remote villages. Such people will always be worthless in the eyes of Elizabeth, a professional journalist. Ordinary, ordinary, to put it hard to say, it is vulgar and incompetent, but such a vulgar and incompetent guy, in just three months, changed into the coach of Real Madrid, loved by thousands of fans, and will enter the studio hall of "I want to ask you a question" to pick up Be complimented and visited by yourself...
If he is just a lucky guy, how to explain the magical night of Camp Nou in the national derby and the 9th victory of Real Madrid in September? How to explain the birth of Juan-Mata and the Croatian double star?
If he is a hidden master, where did he get the ability to become a master at the age of 22? Is it true that as his colleagues said, he is really the illegitimate son of God left in the East?
A mysterious man!
Elizabeth Calena is becoming more and more interested in this man!
At 14:30 p.m., there was still half an hour before the beginning of the program. Li Tongfan, who came to the scene alone, was completely reduced to a puppet. The stylist and makeup artist took turns to come up and began to ** Lao Li. After 20 minutes, Lao Li looked in the mirror and was shocked: this handsome pot in the mirror. Who is it? Difficult... Is it really me?
Lao Li looked behind him and didn't find anyone standing behind him. He was suddenly happy. Unexpectedly, he was not brilliant in the rainy season of the 18th and 19th flowers. After entering the three families, he was handsomely!
No wonder people say that people wear clothes, horses and saddles, and dogs and bells run happily!
The effect of makeup is very obvious. In less than a minute, a blonde beauty who "autumn water is the god hibiscus bone, swaying and pitiful" walked slowly to herself, walking and frequently stealing autumn spinach!
Old Li Dale, no wonder the bricklayers called the beast gate to say that today's society has entered the era of male sex. Just less than a minute of "handsome", a beautiful woman came to talk to her on the ground. Who knew that the next sentence of the beautiful woman didn't let Li Tongfan bite off his tongue!
"Hi, Li, hello," the beauty stretched out her little hand: "I'm Elizabeth Calena, and I'm going to interview your program support later!"
So that's it!
Li Tongfan was disappointed. It seemed that he was still handsome and not obvious. He squeezed the little hand handed over by the beautiful woman: "Hello, Ms. Elizabeth, nice to meet you!"
Elizabeth looked at Lao Li with great interest. This man, whom she couldn't figure out, didn't seem to be as unruly as his peers described. On the contrary, he was a little cute!
"You can call me Lina," Elizabeth smiled at Lao Li: "You speak Spanish fluently!"
Lao Li began to brazenly fool: "If you want to be an excellent coach, language is the first weapon!"
Elizabeth clapped her hands and praised. She suddenly remembered something and couldn't help reminding Lao Li: "There may be some situations in the questions asked by the fans. You know, 15 of the 60 fans are Catalans!"
"You know the nickname given to me by the media, I think it's them that we need to worry about!"
Li Tongfan answered confidently while scolding in his heart: If something really happens, isn't it what you expect? You are all playing with the moths, and the cat is still crying here!
The beautiful elves are clear. Seeing that everyone understands people, they immediately let go of their worries. As long as the madman Li doesn't make trouble in the studio or leave, then everything is easy to say!
After a few words, the staff came to greet Elizabeth to leave. I guess it was a makeup rehearsal!
15:00, the program officially starts!
Due to Lao Li's strong request, the runway show has changed its form. Li Tongfan sat on a POSE on the Kuteng high chair at the front end of the runway, while the 10 young models began to show the autumn clothes of a young costume designer to the live audience camera!
The warm light in the studio hall is a little dim and mei. Li Tongfan, dressed in a tight suit prepared by the staff, sits in the bright light at the front of the runway, like a shining statue! After every model comes over, he will snuggle up to Lao Li on the Kuteng high chair and constantly change his posture!
The young designer's autumn dress is a bold and avant-garde style. In other words, in the words of a Chinese rural lady, the clothes are shabby and shabby! Of course, it doesn't matter whether it's hurt or not, but can these pink girls put a POSE next to our house without clothes?
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The first update! It's so difficult to write three chapters in one. It's 7,000 words at once, and the inspiration and ideas are all gone! The code has been finished. Think about it, it's better to develop it!