Chapter 101 For David Beckham
The day before the team's departure for Ukraine, Li, a madman who had not been calm for a long time, seemed unwilling to be silent and lost his temper again! However, the unlucky man who became the target of his attack this time is not in Spain, but a unlucky middle-aged uncle in England - the new coach of the Three Lions, McLaren!
People who pay attention to football are surprised to find that any news in European football will always have something to do with Real Madrid's coach Lee. Three months after England's new coach Steve McCaren confidently announced that David Beckham, the former captain of the national team, would not be summoned by the national team for three months after taking office, madman Lee suddenly jumped out and made an "inhumane" attack on Mr. McCaren!
A bloody case caused by Beckham's continuous unreasonable fall for the national team!
An unexpected but somewhat astonished lightning attack!
Brain-damaged!
This is the name of the madman Li to the supreme commander of the Three Lions Legion!
The madman Li analyzed in his column: abandoning Beckham, who performed perfectly in Real Madrid this season, McLaren's intention was obvious, to wipe his predecessor Erickson's unfinished drawing board clean. Fortunately, he wielded it on the unrestrained white paper of the national team, but he was stupid. Stupid English people forget that no matter how good the painter is, he needs pens and paint, and David Beckham, who can be called a professional player, is the most indispensable coloring agent for the new England national team...
Madman Li's attack on McLaren's red fruit aroused a burst of exclamation from the mainstream football media, but not even one media stood up to defend McLaren's injustice. Of course, this situation did not happen because the madman Li suddenly became popular with the media, or he bribbled the media...
- but because in comparison, McClaren, who dug his own grave, is more hateful than the madman Lee!
The whole world remembers how a man named Beckham brought England into the top 8 at the 2006 German World Cup that just ended. He remembered the sad picture of his vomiting for the benefit of the team. He remembered that he covered his face and cried after being replaced by the scars on his legs in the last game. A touching scene...
But Mr. McLaren obviously chose to forget his surname and forget it completely. Before he warmed up the throne of the England national team under his buttocks, in order to establish his authority, he began to act like a clown - expel Bei Shuai from the national team. The result of this is:
In the European Cup Group E qualifiers, England's record was terrible!
On September 2nd, England played against Fish and Sons Andorra at home. England relied on Manchester United's striker Little Meat Mud to win 1-0!
On September 6th, they challenged the weak team Macedonia, and England lost the game 1:2!
On October 7th, he played against Macedonia at home again, relying on the goal of the striker Xiao Rou Mui to win 1:0!
On October 12, the away game against the European strong team Croatia was slaughtered by the other side at 4:1!
After four rounds of battle, the superstars gathered and the strongest team in history by the media ranked fourth after Russia, Croatia and Israel with a record of 6 points with 2 wins, 2 losses and 6 points in 4 games!
But in such a situation, McLaren insists on not using Beckham, the assist king of La Liga this season. It's really unbearable!
After communicating with Beckham, Li Tongfan, who made his own decision, finally began to declare war for his disciples. This sudden attack caught McLaren off guard and started an unreasonable scolding. How can Mai pig head be the opponent of the madman Li? What's more, Lao Li still occupies the moral high point this time!
Of course, Lao Li Zhiduo endured for more than a month before making trouble to McLaren, that is, to wait for the English team to be hit by the opponent's goal, so as to get the support of public opinion and exert the greatest pressure, otherwise it can only add trouble to Beckham!
What's interesting is that the extremely protective English domestic media did not hesitate to stand in the same ditch as the "outside" madman Li this time, setting off a national attack on McLaren, and has been asking the British pig mane to remove the head coach of the wheat pig's head!
Unfortunately, the British bristle seems to be more face-to-face than the wheat pig's head. Officials claim that the team is still in the running-in period, and it is not a problem to qualify for the European Cup qualifiers. They regret Beckham's loss and implore the public to support the local coach Mr. McLaren's work in the national team!
This is a typical example of poking your head in your crotch and using world peace to bully others!
On October 18, before the match between Real Madrid and Shakhtar Donetsk, Li Tongfan saw that the fuse of public opinion had been ignited, and immediately withdrew from the "Fucking the Storm" and focused on deploying the team's preparations!
At 19:45 p.m. local time in Ukraine, the game officially began. Peter-Warton, a 43-year-old middle-aged man from England, served as the black judge of the stadium of this game!
The miners got the kick-off right, and Real Madrid captain Raul, who replaced Van Nistelrooy, picked the goal on the side of the downwind!
The starting lineup arranged by Li Tongfan has changed. The defender Sisinio on the line replaced Ramos who injured his thigh. The other three are the bald man Cannavaro, the Croatian longman Joel Luca, who is 1.94 meters tall, and Marcelo, a small hammer who shaved Sakyamuni's hairstyle and returned to the bald head!
Before the game, Bei Shuai, who was supported by Lao Li and Li, returned to the main force to control the team's rhythm, and the front waist was absent due to Gu Shuai's injury. Another Croatian Modric was the starting line-up. The two wings were the most primitive black-and-and-white double-white Reyes and Robinho. Juan Mata, who had physical problems in consecutive games, sat on the bench!
On the front line, the Lord of the Rings Raul, who recovered from injury, partnered with the alien fat Ronaldo, sitting on the bench of the small penalty area king Van Nistelrooy and Argentina's stunned young Higuain!
After the start of the game, the miners who occupied the advantage of the home court were not afraid to attack Real Madrid. For a while, they really created a lot of opportunities, especially the midfielder Elano. The characteristics of good physical fitness and large-scale defense are vividly reflected, and a few long-range shots at the front of the penalty area are quite threatening. !
The fixed sea god needle on the miner's back defense line also performed well in the game. The captain of the long-legged miner's pace was very flexible, and his frontal defensive ability was not inferior to that of Croatian Joel Luka. He steadily defended Ronaldo in several confrontations with the alien fat man. The Brazilian striker twisted the wind several times. The one-to-man breakthrough of the fat buttocks failed!
Elano and Big Master Qi are both recent well-known "up stars". If they want to win the attention and favor of big European clubs, it is not very convincing to rely on the excellent performance of Ukraine's domestic league alone. Only the Champions League can provide them with performances. The stage, especially against the top team in European football like Real Madrid, is the best opportunity to prove yourself!
And such an opportunity is only twice a season.
Therefore, there is no need to fight chicken blood, and the performance of the two is much more excited than that of the rooster in heat!
However, someone is not worried at all. Although Elano and Zieglinski are excellent, the "excellent to their extent" players Real Madrid's first team catches a lot. In a word that has been said by countless people, that is, football is a sport of eleven people, no matter how strong their personal ability is, in It's just a small dish in front of a strong team!
What makes Lao Li a little confused is the tactical arrangement of Shakhtar Donetsk coach Mircea-Lucescu!
Is it actually against the attack?
Li Tongfan stood on the sidelines and looked at the Ukrainian miners who were playing happily. He couldn't help glancing at the "mine director" Mircea Lucescu. He was puzzled: I really don't know what the Romanian old man who once led the Bucharest Namo Club to dominate the Romanian League. Does he really think that he can defeat Real Madrid, the "great madman Li" at the helm, just by relying on his poor home advantage and relying on a group of unknown people in the European second-rate leagues?
Rigecard's "Dream Team 2" thought so and failed...
Flores' Bat Legion has also done this and collapsed...
Although the law of "dead to attack Real Madrid" has just been finalized in Spain, does miners' coach Mircea Luceescu think that the law will be invalid if he goes abroad?
In fact, Lao Li didn't know the bitterness of Mircha Lucescu, the "mine owner" in his heart. He would die against the attack. Can the defense win? The defense of the Premier League champion Chelsea is not solid, and the tactics of the madman Mourinho are not exquisite. What's the result?
Isn't it crazy that Real Madrid was killed at home without temper?
Horizontal and vertical is a death. It's better to die stronger. There is a saying that the brave will win when they meet on the narrow road. Maybe the unexpected attack can fight against each other!
Mircea Lusescu is now mute and eats Huanglian, and he only knows the joys and sorrows! You have to swallow blood to beat your teeth. Who let the old man coach just a third-rate club that is not as good as a valuable substitute player?
The next situation on the court shows that Li Tongfan's show is not unreasonable. As soon as the miners opened the door, Real Madrid quickly reversed the situation under the dispatch of Beckham and Modric, one after another, and the previous one after, and the game completely entered the channel of the Galactic Battleship!
In the 25th minute of the game, Shakhtar Donetsk made a mistake in the front court. Real Madrid's right-back Sisinho seized the opportunity to rush all the way. After two people in a row, he cut to the front of the miner's free throw arc. The Brazilian and the midfielder Modric played a wonderful two-over and one. The central defender was preparing to break into the penalty area, but he was hit by the other of the miners. Defender Lenardo shoveled to the ground...
Force~~~
The English judge in black decisively stopped the game, rewarded Leonardo with a topaz god of war card, and awarded Real Madrid a direct free kick about 30 meters away from the goal!
This is the opportunity for "Full Moon Machete" Beckham!
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Next, let's enter the performance time of Bei Shuai and McLaren! Thank you for your great advice and opinions!