Chapter 160 Crazy Fans and the crazier Li
In the first round of this season, Pujol was easily broken through by Ronaldo in a one-on-one situation, so the Barcelona team, which learned the lesson, did not rush to grab closely, but lowered the center of gravity and focused on Ronaldo's movements, as long as the windy fat man showed signs of breaking through. The Golden Lion King vowed to destroy the court with the first kick, even if he gave Real Madrid a corner kick!
Unfortunately, for the captain of Barcelona, it is precisely because of this importance that the silvery alien fat man had enough time to observe the running position of his teammates and comfortably rubbed the football out of an arc from the top of the head of the low-tall Puyor!
Damn it, Ronaldo, you damn it!
Comrade Puyor, the Golden Lion King, wants to cry without tears at this moment. He can't prevent the breakthrough and pass the ball. What's the name of this TMD?
Captain Barcelona staggered around in a hurry, hoping that his teammates could play back and destroy the ball in time, but a strong figure in a white uniform jumped high in the line of sight, sending the football from the panicked Baldes' head into the goal behind him like a god falling from the sky!
Boom~~ On the Bernabeu stand, the mountain torrents broke out again!
"Heading... Van Nistelrooy... The goal scored... The goal scored" On the commentary table, countless people cheered heartlessly. Brother Duan Xuan, who had a big head, was one of the most promiscuous figures: "From Ronaldo's attack, Real Madrid scored a goal with the first shot. Such efficiency Barcelona hope It's beyond the reach of..."
"...GOOOOOOOOOOOAL...GOAL..., Fanny Fanny Fanny Fanny... The king of the small penalty area showed his power." Dutch commentator Levante's lung capacity made his peers extremely envious: "Fanny's state is a super guarantee for the national team's 08 European Cup qualification. Danger, maybe Mr. Van Basten is secretly having fun in the stands... Lewente is right. This Spanish national derby attracted many head coaches of the national team to watch the game in Bernabeu. Some people came to observe the players, and some came to observe the madman Li. The myth of Lao Li's victory attracted many coaches to take it. Everyone wants to know how to stay undefeated on the court!
And Lao Li on the sidelines held his fist tightly at the moment of Fanny's goal and waved desperately at the night sky of Bernabeu!
Open your eyes and take a good look. This is just the beginning!
...1:0!
In the 25th minute of the game, the king of the penalty area took the lead in the home team Real Madrid!
The Bernabeu stand has become a sea of joy, and the long-suppressed excitement of the fans finally arrived **. Just as Van Nisni and his teammates were still dressed coolly to people all over the world in front of the broadcast camera, an interesting scene suddenly happened on the court. A fan wearing only triangle Superman trousers suddenly appeared. Inside the stadium!
Running naked?
In public?
Perhaps it was the first time he saw someone who was more shameless than himself. Li Tongfan was a little unprepared. The "triangle superman trousers" circled the security guard with three or four teeth and claws on the lawn like an old hen teasing a chicken, and then ran straight to Lao Li... Bang!
Lao Li was hit and fell down, and the "triangle superman trousers" hurriedly helped Li Tongfan up, and then made a courtier's kiss to kneel down to the king under the gaze of more than 70,000 fans, and then threw five bodies on the lawn on the side of the field!
"Wow, this is definitely a representative scene. Is Superman kneeling to the madman Li?" Seth, a famous mouthpiece of BBC Radio in the United Kingdom, couldn't help joke: "This avid real Madrid fan regards the head coach as a king... To be honest, the performance of the madman Li's team is indeed unparalleled, and even I have become his admirer... Er, what should I say in the name of the fans of the world's crazy Li? Yes, I'm also a rice bucket..."
Rudd, the commentator next to Sester, interrupted without missing the opportunity: "I heard that the madman Li has not renewed his contract with the Real Madrid Club. The bosses of the England Club learn from this Superman. It's time to take action!!!!!"
Brother Duan Xuan seems to have hit chicken blood: "Running naked..." Khan, in fact, what he wants to say is that a naked fan is kneeling down to his compatriot madman Li with great reverence! As a result, after the words came out of the mouth, they became inappropriate words for children!
Before I finished a word, the Chinese [rice buckets] who stayed up late in front of the TV to watch the ball angrily found that this wonderful scene "Xiao He just showed its sharp corners" and was pinched off by the CCTV director. Duan Xuange's ** surging commentary was also like a rooster stuck in his neck... "I said, it happened. What's the matter?"
"MLGBD, what's wrong with Duan Xuan just saying that he ran naked? Is the rice bucket running naked? No way?"
"Fuck, Xixi shaved Wei 5 to die, what the hell..."
The resentment of countless rice buckets reached the sky. The directors of CCTV5 were cordially greeted countless times from three generations of blood relatives to ancient ancestors. Soon someone posted this scene on Crazy Li's personal website [We are all big rice buckets], triggering countless replies... "Triangle Superman Pants" was soon The angry security guard set up and "fork" away from Bernabeu. The tense atmosphere of the national derby was diluted a lot by the brave behavior of the man. By the time the referee Klaus Mills blew the whistle of the game again, more than 10 minutes had passed!
Force ~ Icelandic striker Good Johansen hit the ball back to his teammate Alex behind him, turned around and ran to the penalty area of Real Madrid. The fans on both sides of the stands kept cheering and booing, and the game began again!
After losing the ball, Rijkardo did not adjust the tactics. The current lineup is already the strongest team that Barcelona can send. Except for the injured Ronaldinho and Eto'o, and the red card suspended Deko, all the main players played!
You should know that Black Swan is not a head coach who is famous for on-the-spot command. After doing the ultimate in tactical preparation before the game, the rest can only be played by the stars on the spot!
Fortunately, in addition to Ronaldinho and Cheetah, there are also Harvey, Messi and Iniesta among the players on the field. These are all players who can decide the game on their own. Rijkard is waiting for his disciples to shine!
On the court, Barcelona used the ball to launch an attack!
This time, the ventilator Uncle Harvey no longer "takes" of New Ding Alex, but turned around lightly to get rid of Beckham's robbery, and gave the football to Messi's feet on the right side of the penalty area!
For the talented Argentine teenager who played a hat-trick in the last confrontation between the two sides, Real Madrid's defense line did not dare to neglect. After losing the first landing point, Marcelo carefully adjusted the center of gravity of his body back and forth in small steps, while preventing Messi from suddenly changing to a breakthrough while waiting for his teammates to pass. Come and help!
Marcelo waited for the fat man Ronaldo, and the two Brazilians attacked Messi, the sworn enemy of the national team one after the other. In the central part of Real Madrid's penalty area, Alex was already raising his hand for the ball. Messi made a fake move of passing the ball. Suddenly, he started at a high speed and rushed forward two steps at a high speed, throwing away from Ronaldo's pull behind him. When Marcelo had half twisted his body, he suddenly changed from movement to still!
In this way, Marcelo was completely fooled. The "brake" stepped on the top and did not stop his body. He watched as he was involuntarily left aside by Messi under the influence of his habitual surname... Dodge Marcelo, Messi pushed the football to the bottom line, instantly raised the speed to the fastest, cut the bottom line and wiped it into the royal horse. The restricted area in Delhi!
This is the high-speed and high-frequency change stunt of the Argentine golden boy who is invincible all over the world. It can be said that in the current football world, the defender who can defend Messi one-on-one has not been born. What's more, Marcelo's hammer defense is not a strong point in the first place!
"... Messi Messi, chance, Marcelo was easily shaken away by Messi and has entered the penalty area. Look at this ball, how to deal with it..."
"Incredible, talented performance, even Maraduna's ability is nothing more than this. Messi's performance at this moment is worthy of the title of Maradona's successor..."
Real Madrid's penalty area was in a mess. Joel Luca came with his long legs to make up for the defense, but he was still left aside by Messi's sudden stop. However, Joel Luca's grab was not useless. The angle of Messi's first shot was blocked, and Kompani and Mohammed Diarra had blocked all the shots. Angle... At this moment, 19-year-old Messi showed his horrible judgment and overall view. Facing the muscle forest-like encirclement, the little flea poked gently with his toes. The football was like an obedient black-and-white elf, jumping through the small door of Kompani and Diarra in a row. In the incredible expressions of the two, he rushed. To the far post of Real Madrid's goal... There, there was a small man who was ignored by everyone, quietly appeared in a fatal position and gently pushed the slowly rolling football... "... Iniesta, the back post is empty, an excellent opportunity... Shoot, God, was saved by Casillas. Come on, how is it possible?
"Oh, look at this ball... Danger," Brother Duan Xuan is like a Chinese rice bucket in front of the TV to introduce the head coaches of various countries in the stands. He was raised by an eight-degree excitement by the wonderful scene of the sudden appearance: "There is a fatal loophole in Real Madrid's defense, and Iniesta is unmarked. Prevent...opportunity!!!!! Casillas, Banks-style save... Miracle... Real Madrid's third captain kept the lead for the team!"
"Iniesta shot too right..." The Catalan commentator's tone is full of regrets!
On the court, Casillas held the football tightly in his arms, and his handsome face was full of the happiness for the rest of his life after the disaster. If the boss hadn't reminded himself in the tactical arrangement before the game to stand to the right side of the goal as much as possible in about 35 minutes, the ball would have been scored!
What a TMD suspension!
The rest of the life after the disaster is not only Casillas. The four hammers of Marcelo, Joel Luca, Kompani and Mohammad Diarra can't help wiping the cold sweat on their forehead. If this goal is scored, it will be lost in front of more than 60,000 "fathers and fellow villagers" in the Bernabeu stands, and the head is still very vengeful... ... A wave of applause came from the stands, and the fans cheered for Casillas' incredible rescue!
In front of the bench in Barcelona on the sidelines, Rijkard turned around in place with his head in his arms in disbeliefable way. Not far away, Li Tongfan excitedly pinched his fingers white!
Next, in the exclamation of more than 70,000 people, the madman Li suddenly rushed out of the bench and ran along the edge of the lawn like a happy donkey. Finally, he knelt on his knees and slid to the right corner area gathered by Real Madrid like a Boeing 747!
"An interesting scene, the madman Li's performance is even more crazy than that of Real Madrid's goal just now. I think this scene must have won the hearts of many Madrid fans," the Catalan commentator's tone was full of jealousy: "He is really an actor with acting skills..."
Other commentators were also puzzled by this. Brother Duan Xuan explained to the rice buckets in front of the TV with "This is a save that determines the trend of the game. No wonder Li Tongfan is so excited"!
In addition to the commentator, Lao Li's extraordinary celebration attracted endless boos from more than 10,000 Barcelona fans. Even the referee on duty, Klaus Mills, had to go to the sidelines to warn a sulking man about his words and deeds, otherwise I would have to pay for it!
With the help of the second master "Grader", Li Tongfan rubbed his knees and returned to the bench: Damn it, which shameless bastard actually hid a lighter in the corner flag area, killing me... Forced~~ Casillas sent the goal ball, and the game continued!
Li Tongfan sat on the seat and rubbed his legs while carefully covering up the shock in his heart. No one knows the reason why Li Tongfan was so excited. A wonderful save will never make Lao Li excited to this extent. The real reason is - points as you like!
In the pre-match FM2007 system deduction, Iniesta scored this goal!
But what about the real result?
With the special arrangement for Casillas before the game, Li Tongfan really erased the goal. This is the first time since Li Tongfan started using the FM2007 system five months ago that he has successfully erased a goal that should have qualified in reality through a pre-known deduction result!
Break the law of irreversible system deduction results!
(to be continued)