Chapter 162 A sword comes from the west, flying immortals
Some people once said that the pendulum is an absolutely insoluble nightmare for the goalkeeper, which is vividly reflected in Ronaldo.
Let's not mention that the alien, who was still in the wasting period, repeatedly used the pendulum to tease the opponent's goalkeeper. Even the obese version of Ronaldo, who weighed an amazing 86 kilograms this season, has shaken the door 15 times after the dead wood and spring again!
For the 16th time, when Ronaldo swung his legs left and right like a dance, the person who fell down was the goalkeeper of Barcelona!
——The best goalkeeper of the Spanish Primera División in the 05-06 season!
Baldes, who attacked in a hurry, was completely deceived by the fake action of the alien fat man. When he struggled from the lawn in panic and wanted to do something else, Ronaldo behind him had completed his mission, like a chivalrous man riding the dust. He brushed his clothes and hid deeply... Er, don't hide. Body and name... "...GOOOOOOOOOOOOAI... God, what did I see? The aliens are back, the aliens are really back." Sester, the famous mouth of British BBC Radio, stormed away: "Please forgive me for my excitement at this time. If you see such a scene in front of the TV, I believe you will be more excited than me... 10 years later, the classic will reappear..."
And the best to hold the Lude tube has been completely scared, and did not play the role of its own green leaf at the critical moment!
"The goal is scored, Ronaldo, incredible... incredible..." Brother Duan Xuan, the big head, joined the [Roar] "Ronaldo incredibly copied his classic goal of forcibly overtaking between two central defenders in the 96-97 season against Valencia for Barcelona, when When Barcelona fell behind by 2 goals, Ronaldo scored a hat-trick to help Barcelona reverse the game... It's unbelievable that after ten years, the young aliens performed such a miracle again, but this time, the glory belongs to Real Madrid, and the former owner Barcelona was hit hard..."
"Oh, God... I, my mood is very complicated... very complicated." The Catalan commentator was a little incoherent: "When I was an ordinary fan sitting in the stands of Camp Nou and listening to others explain the game, Ronnie once brought us victory with such a performance, but today... as a Loyal Barcelona fans, I have to admit that under the ** of the madman Li, the omnipotent alien came back, but unfortunately it was not in Barcelona..."
Maybe the Catalan commentator really wants to sing a song to the camera at this moment: Unfortunately, it's not you, accompany me to the end... God must be the busiest one in the world at this moment!
Because at the Bernabeu commentary table, more than 200 ** surging big mouths are shouting his old man's name in more than 70 different languages in unison! Perhaps, I don't know how many hours or computer screens in the world have more people greeting him... Compared with the excitement of the commentators, more than 70,000 fans in the stands have long been stimulated by the performance of the fat man. Everyone stood up and unconsciously waved their bodies and waved their arms. The huge sound covered everything like a kilometer tsunami caused by a hurricane in the Pacific Ocean, and even the sound from his mouth could not be heard clearly... The camera was aimed at the coach's seat, and Rijkard involuntarily copied the action of the famous coach Robson rushed out of the coach's seat with his hands on his head after Ronaldo scored. ...And the madman Li - this stuffy man who pretends to "get rich" can no longer maintain his pretentiousness. He began to hug everyone around him crazily, from the second head Grad to the substitute Reyes, to Modric, to Diego, to Quaresma... to... er?
Holding the last one, Li Tongfan found that he was actually the fourth official of the game. Bah, it's really unhetter. Lao Li quickly let go. Who knew that the fourth official, who should have been in a neutral position, grabbed Lao Li's shoulders like a sheep's horn storm. Shake: "Hey, man, do you see it? Did you see it? Oh, God, this is Ronnie..."
The next second, when the camera was aimed at Ronaldo, the creator of the miracle, people found that the crazy fat man's face actually shed tears of excitement. This was the moment that belonged to Ronaldo, and this was the moment when the king returned... At this moment, the alien fat man had mixed feelings and began to transfer to Serie A Inter Milan at the peak. , again and again, injuries have long been overwhelmed by his fragile knees. Many of the kicking moves that he could perform on the court at will when he was young had to be given up. The alien in the hearts of the fans who broke through all the defenders and had to push the goalkeeper to shoot the empty goal, Shaohua is getting old, even recently. In a season or two, he will slowly become an ordinary player who plays with consciousness... After enjoying the most gorgeous praise, fate made a joke with Ronaldo and let him suffer the most vicious ridicule!
Fei Luo, the blockbuster striker, the heaviest one on the court... This is the latest comments sent by the media who have flattered him countless times. Ronaldo wants to fight back, but more often he seems powerless!
But since the beginning of this season, everything has changed since that man came to Real Madrid! You can run as fast as before, you can score as you want as you want as before, you can pass all the defenders and then push the goalkeeper to the empty goal as before, and you can... Ronaldo looked at Li Tongfan, who was celebrating crazily on the sidelines and hugging everyone around him, and his gratitude was in his heart was endless, such as If it's not a man who is even younger than himself, maybe in a year or two, he will have to consider retiring, right?
From the first day of his career to football, Ronaldo has cooperated with countless famous head coaches, Robson, Scolari, Lusenberg... But no one has ever been like the madman Li. His body is covered with a mysterious veil, and his ability to turn the tide is unparalleled... Under his leadership, Ronaldo himself forgot what the last failure was like... In the madman Li, there is a mysterious X factor!
In the stands, more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans who finally returned to the ground from the excited clouds sang the song "Only Ronaldo" sung by countless Ronaldo fans: "There is only one Bebeto and Romario, only one Zico and Dunga, and Carlos and Cafu, and There are... there are many, but there is only one hero, that is the only... the only... the only... the only Ronaldo, the only hero Ronaldo..."
There is only one Ronaldo!
There is only one!
Around the world, the proposition of "playing like Ronaldo" is not valid only when facing Ronaldo!
... Crazy Li and Ronaldo hooked up on their backs, dancing their arms like two complacent little ruffans to incite the emotions of the fans, and greeted them with applause and screams like the Qiantang River tide after tide!
Two obscene men, any one of them deserves such a heroic version of treatment!
The referee Klaus Mills is full of black lines and is worried about how to write a game report to the Football Association after the end of the national derby. Because the first half is not over, the crazy Lee's inexplicable outburst and Ronaldo's dream performance just now have led to the interruption of the game twice for almost 20 minutes. At this time, other La Liga games at the same time may have begun in the second half... Forced~~3:0!
Barcelona kicks off again!
When the depressed Icelandic center Good Johansen stood in the middle circle and hit the ball back to his teammate Alex for the third time in this game, the famous commentators were still immersed in the shocking scene just now. The reason why the classic is classic is that his unreproducible surname, but today Ronaldo has created a miracle!
This Spanish national derby, regardless of the final score, with Ronaldo's goal alone, is qualified to become one of the classic games in the history of football, which is worth the eternal aftertaste of every Ronaldo fan!
Similarly, in the broadcast scenes around the world, although there are more slow motions that are no longer in progress, but the slow motion of Luo Fatty's goal just now, no one is dissatisfied with this. As long as a person really loves football, they all hope that such a slow scene is best to play back and forth, left, left and right. A hundred times, I hope those sensational commentators can flatter aliens ten thousand times!
No one feels numb!
That's what Ronaldo deserves!
In the municipal square of Madrid, in the bar in the back sea of Yanjing, in the slums in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in front of the mine hut in Bloom Fontaine in South Africa... As long as you can objectively see the broadcast of the game, there will be cheers!
This is the festival of the fans!
Made by madman Lee and Ronaldo!
... Time flies. The Barcelona players may have been shocked by Ronaldo's goal and have not recovered. After restarting the ball, they made a series of mistakes. Fortunately, Real Madrid's players were also immersed in the happiness, so they did not seize the opportunity to insert the fourth knife by their opponents again!
The attack is weak, the defense is careless, Uncle Harvey's scalpel-like pass has lost its previous accuracy, and Messi's invincible disguised breakthrough has also become a little slow. Kompani is even staring at the alien fat Ronaldo jumping in the front court with a ghostly look!
When the black judge Klaus Morse finally blew the whistle at the end of the first half of the game, many people, both fans and players, were still immersed in the shocking long-distance attack of Ronaldo!
A sword comes from the west, flying immortals outside the sky!
(to be continued)