Chapter 250 Weird Vinaburs
The man thought that the national team only had more than a dozen games a year, so he would be more leisurely, but after becoming the coach of the Three Lions, Li Tongfan found that he was wrong - from the first second after attending the press conference, he must not stop for a moment like a spinning top with full horsepower. Rest!
First of all, you have to solve your personal problems - find a suitable place to live in the UK as soon as possible!
Because the stingy FA will not spend a lot of money to rent a luxury villa for Lao Li like Real Madrid. If nothing unexpected happens, Lao Li's more than 100 catties of streaky pork will not have a chance to leave the British Isles within a year, so he can't stay in a hotel all the time, can he?
Moreover, a very traditional Chinese sulking man like Li Tongfan, only when he buys his own property will he have a sense of home and a sense of security! Now that you have made up your mind to stay in England, it is imperative to buy real estate!
This matter is handed over to [Shining Red Star] and the British real estate agency... Next!
In addition to personal problems, Li Tongfan has to think about the English national team!
Judging from the current problems, it is much more troublesome to lead the national team than in Real Madrid, because in Real Madrid, the assistant coach and other members of the coaching staff are ready-made. As long as they are familiar with each other, they can ensure the orderly operation of the team, and Li Tongfan only needs Just be a shopkeeper!
But in the Three Lions Legion, Lao Li must do it by himself. The stretcher belongs to his own leadership team, because after Uncle McLaren rolled up the bedding and got out of the egg, the former national team coaching team announced its dissolution!
In fact, even if it is not disbanded, Lao Li is unwilling to continue to use the "second-hand goods" used by McLaren. The performance of the Three Lions is poor, and these zombies also have an inescapable responsibility!
The idiom is not only applicable to the players, but also to the coaching team!
Naturally, the most important thing in the coaching team is the assistant coach, especially for a sultry man who has grown up almost by cheating. No useful assistant coach is simply cutting off his hands and feet, and it is difficult to walk!
But the most fatal problem now is that Lao Li has no acquaintances in England at all. Who should he be the assistant coach?
Grader?
Alas, Lao Ge's loyalty to Real Madrid is comparable to that of Yue Wumu's treatment of Zhao Gu. Even if he didn't use twelve gold medals, he was eaten to death. Although Li Tongfan's relationship with Lao Ge was strong, he did not have the point where he let Lao Ge abandon his "old lover" and rushed to Real Madrid!
As for the others, it's even worse. After thinking about it, Li Tongfan suddenly thought of a "shaking" big man - Wiener Bulls!
In the football world of England, Wiener Bulls is definitely a strange man!
First of all, he is very famous!
Wienerables has coached Totnum, Barcelona and Crystal Palace. As a British football coach, Wienerables has also achieved glory in Barcelona, which is very rare in the Glen football world, and the reason why Chinese fans are familiar with him is because Vinables and personally contributed to him. Chinese players Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai transferred to Crystal Palace.
Similarly, in the national team, Wienerables has also made brilliant achievements - he succeeded Taylor as the head coach of England in 1994. In 1996, he led the team to the semi-finals of the European Cup. Unfortunately, he lost to the champion Germany in the semi-finals, and then resigned due to off-court factors. ...Secondly, Wiener Bulls is a [***] type of Englishman!
He is untidy, talks freely, and can get close to any stranger skillfully; he is unconventional, and even he never signs on any document, and hates formal meetings on any occasion. He always talks with others in the lobby of various hotels. After the negotiation, he shakes hands with you. Just like the underworld, everyone has reached an agreement... Again, Wienerables is a great reformer!
It is no exaggeration to say that he changed the style of English football!
Once upon a time, due to the blind and arrogant isolation of England's football world, when the Three Lions came to China many years ago, Chinese commentators smiled and said: "England's long pass is out of date. The Chinese team is now a technical player, and there is still hope to play against England at home... "What kind of concept is this?
Even China, which has no status in football, began to look down on the English team... Of course, this also shows that English football was really rotten at that time!
Then the facts proved that the Chinese commentator's words were not wrong. The performance of the Three Lions in the 1994 World Cup qualifiers was extremely bad. Objectively speaking, it was not even as good as the Chinese team... Therefore, in such a mess, Wienerables was ordered to put England heavy through a series of reforms. The new creation has become the world's strongest, which shined in the 1996 European Cup, with rapid transfer and concise cooperation... It is simply a combination of the Brazilian version of football and European football!
The Three Lions of Wienerables is the most classic national team in history, and it is also the most difficult England national team to surpass so far! Some critics even raised him to a height that influenced the development of the history of world football, believing that he had created a new genre on the football field - the combination of European football and Brazilian football!
Unfortunately, such a meritorious coach received kickbacks when buying and selling players during the 94 European Cup, which led to Vinaburs' resignation after the European Cup in anger... Of course, these are not the most important things that Li Tongfan put his flower intestines on Vinabors. The reason why Vinaburs chose the last name is that Wienerburs is a anniver!
A eloquent eloquent and even... even a anniper who doesn't distinguish between "right and wrong"!
When he was young, Wiener Bulls was more interested in business than being a coach, buying and selling players receiving kickbacks, and embezzling the club's public funds. These things were almost public secrets at that time... And this is officially the reason why Li Tongfan thought he was a strange man - because Wiener Bulls did it. So many things are enough to go to prison, but they can always get out, and even fans and reporters will be on his side. While Wienerables was coaching Totterham, fans even launched a huge demonstration to protect the "criminal".
You should know that not everyone can sit as the coach of the England national team, because sitting in this position means that you are in the most dangerous position in the world, especially those journalists. Once you can't get along with them happily, even if you call Li Tongfan [football] God on the sidelines] can't sit comfortably in this position, because there will soon be countless saliva that will drown you... But dealing with this kind of thing is a small matter for Wienerables, who is best at this kind of thing. The reason why Vinabors and Eriksson can sit firmly in this position, and Hodel and Keegan can't. In fact, this is the reason why the first two are the kind of people who are good at dealing with the media!
Li Tongfan's current purpose is to invite this old man, who has a mixed reputation and has been underestimated by the world and his own motherland, to return to the national team and let him be his assistant coach. Moreover, there is such a fairy with great energy in the "upper hall, lower kitchen", and the work in the Three Lions Legion will be light in the future. A lot more loose!
However, it is not difficult to invite Wiener Bulls to come out of the mountain again!
Er... To be precise, it's not small, but very, very, very big!
Because the old man has just refused the invitation of the British Football Federation to be the head coach of the national team before, since he doesn't even care about the head coach, will he come to help you do chores?
However, how do you know if you don't try?
After Li Tongfan locked himself in the hotel for three days and nights and made a detailed plan, he went out with confidence!
As the commander-in-chief of the New Three Lions, the media will stare at the man more closely than the wanted criminals. When the Sun, the Daily Express, the Daily Post, the London Post... almost all the media reporters in England can call the way, and finally found that the madman Lee entered the mansion of Vinaburs outside London, Everyone looked at each other in front of each other... two or three hours later!
"The humble madman Li visits his predecessor Wiener Bulls and asks for coaching experience..." - London Post!
"The whimsical madman Li invited Bulls to join his coaching team..." - News every day!
"Stupid, does the madman Li think he is still in Spain? ...The [villain] Venables, who just refused the invitation of the British Football Association, will condescend to accept the command of the madman Lee?" - The Times!
"I'm disappointed with the first action of the madman Li. He is like a reckless young man. When he first arrived, he didn't seem to figure out the situation..." - Liverpool Post!
"Madman Li's plan is understandable. On the one hand, he has not been a head coach for a long time. It's only been a year. Li, a madman who lacks connections, can't find an assistant coach for him at the first time... However, I'm also not optimistic that he can hire Wiener Bulls. Everyone knows what kind of person that guy is. The gentlemanly demeanor that the English people are proud of is bullshit in the eyes of Wiener Bulls..." - Weekly Express!
"...Smart decision, if Wiener Bursken comes out of the mountain to help the madman Li, then it will no longer be a dream for the Three Lions to win the European Cup. The two of them are a natural couple, an old madman and a little madman... However, such hope seems a little slim..." - [***]!
... The coach of the England national team is indeed a highly transparent profession. In less than three or four hours after Li Tongfan entered Vinavers's mansion, a variety of comments have been published on major websites, and the fast-moving newspaper has even published a small special issue, attacking It's comparable to praise... Now, all England knows that the little madman is looking for the old madman, and everyone is gloatingly waiting for the awkward appearance of madman Li returning from a wall... However, what drives the reporters crazy is that the madman Li has never come out again after entering the mansion of Wiener Bulls, if not the front and back doors. Some colleagues are blocked, and reporters have begun to doubt whether the stuffy man has sneaked away from the back door!
What's more exaggerated is that the madman Li didn't show up until night fell!
The next morning!
When the morning sun dyed the golden color all over the lawn trees on the outskirts of London, and the naughty tits began to sing the good morning song, the door of the rich family of Wiener Bulls finally opened... When the energetic 64-year-old master in his pajamas accompanied the smiling madman Li appeared in front of everyone, all the sleep The reporters with red eyes flew up and surrounded them... and then!
A prank smile with a surname appeared on Wiener Bulls's old face: "Yes, I decided to join Lee's team as an assistant coach..."
Boom~~~ The world is in chaos again!
The reporters looked at each other in front of each other. The madman Li once again created a "miracle". How did he do something that even the FA couldn't do?
(to be continued)