Chapter 370 The story of potential threats and "ape dung"
If the 28-year-old Kimton Michael Owen exudes the charm of a mature man after years of carving, and the gentle and humble smile of the golden boy always brings a kind of sunshine to the fans, then Alan Smith is exactly the opposite!
After being seriously injured and abandoned by the Red Devils Manchester United, this white-haired bad boy, who seemed to have been hurt by the Lord Ferguson, resolutely carried out the cold to the end!
An unforgettable betrayal made the "Prince Elanlu", who used to be prepared alone even if he knew that the team would be relegated, completely turned into a piece of talking ice, so that when the broadcast camera was aimed at the man who had been sitting behind the red interview table of the obtuse triangle. When I was a person, I felt an inexplicable coldness in the whole live broadcast room!
Because, under the hard white hair that is stubbornly punctured up one by one, it is a face with a clear angle but no smile!
The beautiful host Andy Tina adjusted her expression and asked with a careful smile, "Alan, I think all the English fans want to know, if time goes back to the European group match against Spain, will you still hit that punch?"
Smith looked up, and his cold eyes seemed to be curious about why someone would make an idiot hypothesis that was completely impossible!
Andy Tina added with a little embarrassment: "Because now many football experts have said that according to the state of the finals, if you are not banned in the next game, you can definitely give a more perfect answer, and even have the possibility of becoming a world-class superstar..."
"I will!"
Before the beauty host finished speaking, Alan Smith did not hesitate to give his answer, and then turned into an iceberg.
However, no one knows that this white-haired man like an iceberg is actually rolling like a volcano in his heart... It is naturally his dream to be able to fight for the madman Li Chong in the subsequent games without being banned in the European Cup... However, it is absolutely impossible for him to withdraw his fist at that moment. Yes!
Become a world-class star?
That's naturally good, but if the madman Li punches at that time, what will lead to later may make England unable to go to the finals at all... England and the madman Li, the cold but enthusiastic Alan, all hope that they can win the ultimate honor of honor!
That's all!
... The program has come to an end!
In just more than 50 minutes, more than 200 people in the live broadcast hall and more than 20 million English people in front of various brands of TV sets have reacquainted with the madman Li!
Uncover the arrogantness of raising the middle finger on the side of the football field in the game, and turning over the bright light of laughter and scolding at the press conference, people knew a living and more complete madman Li from the stars and colleagues!
At this time, the light in the live broadcast hall suddenly dimmed!
The big screen behind the host station in the live broadcast hall lit up, and the audience began to see the proud record of the England team's achievements under the leadership of the man known as the [God on the side of the football field] in the past 365 days!
In a trance, the shackles of that exciting game through the years once again pulled the whole Britanniversity back to the bloody time. In my ears, there was the crazy roar of the TV commentator Sester's sign!
Once at a time, it vibrates everyone's eardrums - "...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! David Beckham's beautiful tackle and pass, Wayne Rooney's beautiful shot!! This is a fucking beautiful match from beginning to end! England leads Germany by 1-0..."
"... Rooney passed the ball... Owen fell into the muscle forest of the Israeli team. If it were replaced by Michael Owen in the previous peak period, maybe it could be... Oh? God, he is flying! ...Shoot! GOOOOOOOOOAL... THE GOAL IS SCORED, MICHAEL OWEN, HE SCORED THE FIRST GOAL TO RETURN TO THE NATIONAL TEAM!! Incredible goal!"
"...the goal is scored! GOOOOOOOOOAL!! David Beckham!! The captain of England scored the first goal of the Three Lions in this European Cup, an infinitely perfect start! God, we saw the middle finger of the madman Li again before scoring the goal!!"
"...wow! Look, it's the middle finger! Crazy Li's middle finger appeared again... From now on, I suggest that every audience in front of the TV don't take a nap, don't drink beer, don't kiss your lover... In short, don't do anything, open your eyes and open to the limit, because you will see a wonderful performance... Oh, YES!! Full moon machete... David scored a beautiful free kick, and we were 2-0 ahead of the Spanish team!!"
...Shoot! The ball is scored!! Straight to the dead corner! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! ! Alan Smith made atonement, and the football flew into the upper right corner of the German team's goal. Lehmann did not respond! ...Fast, it's too fast! In the last second of the game, Alan Smith's shot pulled the England team back from the edge of the cliff..."
"... The fifth round of the penalty shootout... Ballack's penalty was saved by Joe Hart... David Beckham stood in front of the goal... He is the best captain of the England team, and this year's Europe almost brought England to the finals with his own efforts! If this penalty kick is scored, England will make history..."
At this time, the rapid breathing in the live broadcast hall is gradually clearly audible in the dark!
Although everyone understands that it is just a replay now, the colorful Delaunay Cup, which attracts hundreds of millions of people, already belongs to England... However, when I see the moment when I decided my fate two months ago again, the tension is still inevitable... Until the record on the screen is destined to go down in history. The spoon sent a penalty kick, and the commentator Sester Sester roared with his soul crazily, "Champion! England team..." Suddenly, a volcanic applause broke out in the live broadcast hall!
That's it, the picture is turned off.
The host's sweetheart Andy Tina turned around, and the emotional ending of the program was like a pair of gentle hands, gently turning over the not distant memories in the hearts of the fans again - "... This is the concentration of 365 days that have been lost, and that scene is destined to engrave eternity on the English. The immortal picture in my memory woke up again... From the qualification for the European Cup in the McLaren era to the qualification to qualify as the first in the group two rounds ahead of schedule, from David Beckham's first goal in the group match against Greece to the last spoon point that carried countless English fans. The ball, when UEFA President Platini will be handed over to Beckham, when the colorful crumbs of the Ernst Haper Stadium rise to the sky..."
"...From that moment on, all English footballers should learn to be grateful and submit with the most humble attitude at the feet of this 25-year-old Chinese..."
...a day later.
The news of Li Tongfan's resignation from the Three Lions is still like a tsunami in Europe and even the whole world!
The German Bild, which has always been rigorous, made a special issue for this, in which a passage appropriately commented on the departure of the madman Li - "Except for the fans of the England team, the fans of any other country will rejoice, because the invincible guy finally withdrew his sphere of influence from the country. In the team competition, Brazil, Spain, Argentina, and other giants who are determined to win the 2010 World Cup can put their hearts back into their hearts... Of course, on the other hand, the giant clubs of the five major leagues can be energetic, AC Milan, Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United... ...Everyone, please open your eyes, because when [God on the side of the football field] concentrates all his thoughts on the club, even the most accurate prophecy in the world can't tell you what kind of miracle Newcastle will create in the future..."
The storm center of "Madman Li Leaves Hurricane" is obviously in English football!
However, unlike the Real Madrid era, this time, whether it is the FA or the crazy Li himself, both of them are friendly breakups! Therefore, there was no incident of angry fans attacking Lao Li's villa!
Even the British media, which has always been harsh, which is comparable to Grandet, has changed into a kind heart of God and sent blessings to the young Chinese who has achieved a breakthrough in the history of the Three Lions in the past year!
"One champion a year, Li, the madman of the Three Lions, deserves the respect of Great Britain"
"Extra: Queen Elizabeth intends to give it to the madman Li"
Crazy Lee, the legendary coach of England's history for 413 days!
Who was demonizing the madman Li in the past? Now please stand up and repent!
Salute Gentlemen! To the greatest head coach in the history of England
It can be seen that there is a warm side in people's surnames, and there is a warm side in people's hearts! Therefore, when any Zhang San or Li Si makes every respectable achievement or a crime in a certain field, he will be treated as he deserves, whether before or after death!
A lifetime of glory or ten thousand years of stench!
Li Tongfan, known as a "madman", has scolded the media, satirized his opponents, criticized players, and laughed at officials in the past 365 days... He has even provoked fans because of his fans booing at his players... However, he never deliberately patted his chest and said that I can What I bring to you, what can I satisfy you... Because this stuffy man usually only uses practical actions to tell you what I have brought and what I have done!
Many times, once a certain "potential" is created and erected, there will certainly be many people who blindly follow the tide or even if they are pretentious involuntarily join it! Therefore, when the British Three Islands sounded the first praise for the madman Li, the enemies and friends began to reflect!
Then, more people began to catch up and sing hymns!
However, at this time, Li Tongfan was not moved by other people's praise. In the past, the media's sarcasm and ridicule of him were like a breeze in Lao Li's ears. Now it's the same for the sulking man after praise and flattery!
When all the English people complimented him, he was scolding in his voice - "Hey, Alan, don't you fuck, don't be so fierce, okay? This is not an official game. What should I do if I shovel my teammates? ...Damn it, you smile, come on, smile and show it to the little guys... Whoo, shit, **, you scared your new teammates!"
Ligburton Training Base.
Morning.
The morning fog around the training ground has not dissipated, and the Newcastle first team is undergoing regular training!
When Alan Smith put down the Argentine front waist Pastore with a murderous face in training, Li Tongfan, who was originally standing cool on the sidelines, suddenly jumped and scolded: "Alan, don't you think you're too cool? There must be a limit to pretending to be cool. You should be calm. How can you try your best to pretend to be cool to steal my limelight as the head coach?
Suck - Originally, on the training ground, which was a little nervous because of Smith's fierce foul action this time, the hammers were suddenly entangled by the head coach's tirelessly entanglement in the "cool" matter, and they couldn't help laughing one by one!
And Alan Smith, a white-haired man moaned in pain and muttered, "I don't know who wears sunglasses every day," and then simply turned around and stopped looking at this sudden short circuit in a certain period of time, which made him speechless and disiful psycho... After laughing, the training was finally relaxed. Continue to proceed normally in the atmosphere!
On the other side of the venue, Alan Shearer, the assistant coach with a whistle in his mouth, smiled with a comprehension.
Alan Smith's fierce shovel made the atmosphere just now very subtle!
You should know that the "misinjury" just now in training is most likely to destroy the atmosphere of the team. If it leads to the players' grudges, it will not be worth the loss! Even among the giants of the five major leagues, it is not uncommon for fighters to collapse due to the division of the locker room, not to mention that now almost all of the first team are a group of half-blooded Newcastle?
When the dangerous little flames begin to smoke sneaky, perhaps only the madman Li, the "mischievous" coach, can use this seemingly nonsensical way to invisibly resolve the tense atmosphere just now!
Shearer remembers what Rooney said in "Green Day" a day ago and agrees with it very much! Indeed, for the players, Li is like a friend most of the time, rather than an old-fashioned boss who always maintains his authority... This is better!
... The training is still going on, more than ten minutes later.
"Hey, Havel, come here!"
Li Tongfan, who had been standing on the sidelines and observed the hammers to fight in groups, called Pastore to his side. Other hammers are not strange, because once Lao Li finds out who has something wrong in the training, he will call him to the sidelines for guidance as soon as possible!
Looking at the Argentine teenager running over breathlessly, Li Tongfan casually handed over the towel, and then frowned and said, "Havier, you must pay attention to reducing personal dribbling when holding the ball. I know your skills are very good, but if the opponent uses destruction like Alan just now. Tactics, you will get the team in trouble... Under the sun, the teenager wiped away his sweat and nodded: "Head, I see!" Well, listen to Javier, I like the way you follow your last name and are full of inspiration when you play football. This is what makes you different..."
With that, Li Tongfan stretched out his hand to take the wet towel wiped by Pastore, patted the teenager on the shoulder, and continued to say with a smile, "However, you should know that there is still a difference between European football and South American football. If you want to succeed in this land, you must find a balance between the two. There is no There is absolute freedom and no absolute discipline. Do you understand what I mean?
Looking at the teenager nodding to show understanding, Li Tongfan finally sneaked over and whispered in Pastore's ear, "Don't look at Alan's guy is cool. In fact, he has absolutely no malice, that is... Well, it's just too serious. He is serious in both the game and training. Robot, you are in the same position. I hope you can learn what you want from Alan's way of handling the ball!"
Pastore turned his head to look at the white-haired guy who once shoveled the team's ace Michael Owen on the court and nodded to show his understanding!
Continue the training.
However, a few minutes later, he had no choice but to hold his chin shaved by Geely's razor. Lao Li had to admit that the painstaking teaching he had just racked his brains to 17-year-old Pastore had completely failed, because the Argentine teenager would involuntarily stick the football in the group confrontation. Under the feet... It seems that on the road of ** Zhengtai, Lao Li has a long way to go!
... On September 27th, the wind is beautiful!
The wind of Newcastle Harbour is still blowing with the sound of waves and the name of seagulls. Citizens in black and white sword shirts walked out of their homes after dinner and flocked to St. James's Park, a white temple in the city center that brought them countless joys and emotions!
Because the sixth round of the Premier League in the 08-09 season will ignite tonight, and Newcastle, which is rising strongly this season, will sweep Middlesbrough, which is currently ranked 9th in the league table, at 5:1 at St. James Park Stadium!
In this game, the fans finally saw that they had been looking forward to the two dream-level front-line combination of [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen and [Alien] Ronaldo for two months!
Ninety minutes later, when the shouts in the stands and the fight on the green ended, this pair was not disappointing, which was considered to be the most anticipated combination of the Magpie Legion in the next year or two - Ronaldo staged a hat-trick!
Michael Owen scored twice!
Two emperor superstars won all 5 goals of the team!
In addition to the fat man and Owen, [Mixed-Blood Prince] Nicholas Gigi got a 30-minute chance to play, but unfortunately, although the little guy was working hard every second after stepping on the green shade, his luck was really poor, and he always passed the goal!
However, there are people in Newcastle who are more unlucky than Nicholas Gigi - Lucas Podolski!
Because Prince Porti actually took the penalty created by Gigi in the 89th minute to the back stand... In the camera, the German striker rubbed his hair with both hands and his face was unbelievable. The penalty was originally his strength. The head coach madman Li also stressed many times before the game that if there was a penalty kick, he must let him take the penalty. I also hope that Prince Porti can find his status by scoring goals. Who knows... These two months are a nightmare for Prince Porti, who joined with the highest personal transfer of the Summer Magpie Legion, which is simply a nightmare that he never wants to mention - six rounds have passed in the league, plus two English League Cups. In the match and a UEFA Cup match, Podollski has made 9 appearances in Newcastle, but has handed over a bleak report card of 0 goals and 0 assists. Even in the post-match media ratings, Prince Porty often dominates the penultimate "seat" of Newcastle players!
The poor performance is completely different from Po Dorski's brilliant performance in the European Cup two months ago!
Many people who have expectations of Prince Porti have broken their glasses!
People originally thought that Podowski, who had been unable to find his form in Bayern Munich for a long time, could grow into a symbol of the new generation of German strikers under the ** of [God on the side of the football field]... But now it seems that things are not as good as expected!
Can't Yanjing save Podolski?
Before the middle of the season, many media can't wait to put the label of the top ten smuggled goods in the Premier League in summer on Podolski's head!
In September, the slightly hot and bright light of this season still shone on the St. James Park Stadium, but Prince Porti gradually entered the cold winter step by step!
The cold winter of career!
... In addition to Newcastle's eye-catching game, in the just-concluded sixth round of the Premier League, there was also a game that received great attention in Europe - the first traditional top four match in the Premier League in the 08-09 season!
Blues Chelsea played against Red Devils Manchester United at Stamford Bridge, and the result of the game was shocking!
Chelsea, who had high expectations before the game, and Chelsea, who put forward beautiful offensive football this season under the new coach Scolari's ** and remained unbeaten in the previous five rounds of the league, unexpectedly lost to the Red Devils Manchester United in the away game 0:2!
The defeat of the Battle of Stamford Bridge made Scolari, who was grumpy and unscrupulous to win, suffer a blow of destruction when he was most complacent!
Ferguson, the godfather of the Red Devils, who has dominated the Premier League for more than 20 years, mercilessly taught "Big Phil" a vivid lesson: the record of the national team cannot become the capital of the roaring league, and the success of Brazil and Portugal cannot provide you with the capital of the Premier League... Here, in my territory, you only It's a little bird!
At the end of the game, looking at Abramovich, the evil-faced boss in the VIP box, leaving without looking back, Scolari, who looked pale, seemed to vaguely realize that the winter of the rabbit had come ahead of schedule... The outcome of the Battle of Stamford Bridge had a huge impact on the 08-09 season. !
Chelsea were the first to fall out of the "winning streak group", and among the remaining teams, in addition to the crazy Lee's Newcastle, only the three teams of Red Devils Manchester United, Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur still maintain a complete victory record!
The whole world is guessing that among the three famous coaches, Ferguson, Wenger and Juan de Ramos, who has the ability to accompany [God on the side of the football field] to win to the end?
... The moon rotates, and the pace of the season did not stop at all because of Chelsea's defeat!
On September 30th, it's still a good day!
The league is temporarily suspended, and the second round of the more attractive UEFA Cup qualifiers begins!
In the context of the 8:2 sweep of the opponent in the first round, the second round at home has long been meaningless. And the Hunter Athletics seemed to know their own fate, so they simply opened their arms and let Newcastle anniheze at St. James's Park, and fought against the Magpie Legion!
In the end, after a 90-minute battle, Newcastle, which played with a full substitute lineup, defeated the invading Belgian team 3:1, and eliminated the opponent with a total score of 11:3!
Nicholas Gigi scored a goal in the game!
Argentinian center Crespo scored twice!
Although Lucas Podolski, who played for 90 minutes, sent an indirect assist and his shot gave Gigi a good chance to score, on the whole, it continued the previous downturn!
A big win, but it's not perfect for Newcastle!
Because there was a very unfavorable news soon after the game - the alien Ronaldo, who appeared as a substitute in the game, was tested for a groin strain by the team doctor after the game, and the most optimistic time will be 3 weeks!
Three hours after the game, the news announced on the official website disappointed Newcastle fans!
The high-profile combination of Owen + Ronaldo appeared in just two games. People were expecting them to destroy the city for the Magpie Legion, but [alien] lay down again and fell ill** to hug and tease the angels in white... At this time, the wind began to change!
Shortly after three days of praising the madman Li of the Three Lions, the English media soon regained the grandstanding herbal surname and began to return to their respective positions to mock Newcastle's madman Li!
However, because the team's record is impeccable, this time the media goalkeeper aimed at the transfer choice that has just ended!
Of course, there is no need to repeat Podolski's downturn. Ronaldo's injury triggered a new round of verbal attacks. Barbara, a famous reporter of The Times, rudely criticized Li Tongfan's signing strategy in her column - "The madman Li in the national team was my idol, but as soon as he returned to New York After Castle, the young man began to make mistakes... I remember that at the beginning of the season, people were still happy because a superstar like Ronaldo came to St. James's Park, but the guy with Newcastle's highest weekly salary now wants the club to pay for his medical expenses! So, today I have to express my opinion that the crazy Li's transfer strategy in the summer is a huge mistake! Ronaldo returned to his illness** as usual. Podoorski was still looking for shooting boots that he didn't know where to go. Marcelo's performance was good and bad, and Maclele had almost no chance to play..."
...The head coach's office at the Regg Burton Training Base!
Bang!
He smashed the newspaper with a blonde and blue-eyed beauty on the table fiercely. Li Tongfan scolded without manner: "Daying, is the little woman's menopause ahead of schedule? Hey, Alan, do you know this beautiful girl in the newspaper?"
Poo!
On the sofa in the office, assistant coach Alan Shearer sprayed the coke he had just drunk in his mouth!
Then, under Lao Li's inexplicable gaze, Shearer got up in a panic like an electric shock, closed the door of the office, then closed the window, and then closed the curtains... After doing all this, the assistant coach mysteriously turned around and looked at Li Tongfan with a black line on his forehead, and his face was full of helplessness, explaining. "Li, if the players hear these words just now, it's not good for the wise and great image of your head coach..."
"Sonical, do you know the details of this girl?" Lao Li doesn't care.
"I know! Bruce Barbara, the most famous beauty reporter of The Times, who worked for Sky TV a year ago, was dug up to North London by The Times for an ultra-high value of 500,000 pounds..."
"500,000 pounds?" Li Tongfan was stunned and then understood that 500,000 pounds may not be enough to buy the thigh of an ordinary Premier League player, but it is indeed a sky-high price for a news reporter. This beautiful girl named Barbara is so fierce. Is there anything different?
In Lao Li's doubtful eyes, Alan Shearer began to explain mysteriously: "Although the beautiful girl in your mouth is only 28 years old this year, when she was just an intern reporter four years ago, she reported a big thing that shocked Europe..."
"Big deal? What's the big deal?"
"The sex scandal of British Prime Minister Blair's most trusted minister, Brunkett, was revealed by this lady! This news shocked the whole British Isles at that time..."
"Five it!!" Lao Li waved his hand impatiently: "What does this have to do with us? Why did this girl shoot at me?
"Because Barbara suddenly gave up her favorite field of political journalism two years ago, became crazy about football, and became a football reporter. After that, she successively reported Rooney's ladle scandal, C. Ronaldo and Anderson, Nani's collective summons scandal, and Difort's summons..."
The stuffy man was shocked!
This guy named Barbara, who has a grudge against women or players, has so tirelessly devoted his limited life to the infinite pursuit of annihance... "Barbara is the supreme idol of every football reporter in the media industry, and for any player or coach. A ghost-like nightmare, once entangled by her, no matter how closely you protect your privacy, it will be dug out by her. She has a more horrible detection ability than 007... Unless you are the next sage without flaws all over your body!"
At this point, Alan Shearer suddenly looked at Lao Li gloatingly, with an indescribable silver swing in his eyes. In such a room where the doors and windows were tightly closed and the curtains were also drawn, he was looked at by a strong man with such an aggressive look. Li Tongfan couldn't help but look all over his body. A burst of hair... So, Lao Li carefully asked, "Alan, why do you look at me like this?"
"Li, you have to be psychologically prepared... You must be psychologically prepared," Alan Shearer stood up and smiled at Li Tongfan with a smile. His tone was full of jokes: "I have a strong hunch that Barbara is staring at you this time. You are in big trouble... Wow, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
In the end, Alan Smith looked at Li Tongfan's expression as if he had eaten a dead child. Finally, he couldn't help laughing, and then pushed open the door of the office and laughed like this... Watching Shearer disappear in the Reeperton training base with a more windy posture than his running position on the court before he retired, Li Tongfan was in a cold war all over his body. While thinking about the meaning of what the assistant coach had just said in his heart, he said to himself, "Your uncle's, you are just being targeted by a girl. What are you afraid of? Our old Li doesn't steal or rob. There is no gossip at all. His whole body is as pure as a virgin. , the female demon Barbara came to investigate me. Isn't it just used to prove that our Lao Li is upright... Haha!"
At this point, Li Tongfan suddenly thought of a terrible thing, and his body suddenly stiffened: Alan, a bastard, just said that Barbara has a detection ability comparable to 007. What if this woman really wants to do it all the time? What if she finds out the secret of the FM2009 system? This is definitely a fatal weakness for Lao Li... After the end of the UEFA Cup, it came to the national team game again.
The much-anticipated madman Li's successor finally came out. At 15:00 p.m. that day, the British Football Federation announced the new head of the Three Lions, Fabio Capello, in the press conference hall where the madman Li had announced his appointment and departure, in the headquarters building!
This news soon caused a sensation in European football, and even the most ordinary fans were laughing at the "ape dung" between the madman Lee and Capello.
A year ago, when the madman Li left Real Madrid, it was the Italian gold medal coach who succeeded the madman Li to become the new captain of the Bernabeu. Unexpectedly, a year later, when the madman Li waved the Three Lions, and it was Capello who came to replace the handsome position... Could it be that the Italian gold medal master ate the leftovers left by the madman Li? Are you addicted to cold food?
Or, does Uncle Capello have to fight to stand up from where he falls? After the previous replacement of the madman Li's galactic battleship commander-in-chief, he decided to succeed again after replacing the madman Li's commander-in-chief?
Public opinion is in an uproar!
It's obviously not just questioning that is waiting for Capello!
First of all, tomorrow is a special day. I sincerely hope that none of the swordsman brothers and sisters will celebrate the festival!
(to be continued)