Football modifier

Chapter 413 A sudden and incredible scene

This crazy "wg" that suddenly popped out is called Paul Schentran!

is the new commentary partner assigned to Sester by the national TV station.

In the past month, Sester's old partner Gary Reinker suddenly stepped on "shit", and the old cow ate tender grass and married a little wife who was more than 20 years younger than him and flew to the Aegean Sea for vacation!

This 25-year-old guy named Schentland is the most famous football commentator who has suddenly appeared in the English Premier League in the past three or four months. He has a nickname that is very relevant to his commentary style - "dirty commentator"!

That's right, it's a dirty talker!

In the Premier League, any commentator who becomes famous among many competitors must have his own characteristics, and the young Paul Schentrland is ingenious for his own characteristics, that is, swearing!

Before Paul Schentran, I don't know how many guys who aspired to become the greatest football commentator in the Premier League and even the world were looking for a different path of commentators... Some of them pursued erudite and looked at every node of the history of modern football... Some people Pursue ** and strive to organize the most beautiful and gorgeous language when explaining... Some people pursue speed with stones in their mouths to burst out hundreds of English letters from their mouths every second... Some people pursue a long way and practice their lung capacity more than the best divers so that they can put on the football field without ventilation. The singing time of the most frequent English word - "GOAL" is incredible 4 minutes and 23 seconds... However, the road to the best football commentator is always full of cruel competition!

So after hard work, some of these people have succeeded and some have failed, while Paul Schentrand, who is only 25 years old, unexpectedly found a shortcut to become famous overnight, thus easily standing out among many competitors. Almost every fan who has heard his commentary on the game will be firm. Remember the name "Schentran"!

Paul Schentran's method is to swear!

Dirty words are not elegant, but if you package dirty words with a very clever emotional means and language skills and transmit them to every audience watching the ball at the right time in the football game, then you will succeed!

Because the avid fans will only feel that every "dirty word" you say is helping them vent their ecstasy or great sadness!

"... Shit, this ball didn't fucking jump?"

"Oh, God, let this guy with eyes grow in his asshole eat shit. He can't even shoot in the empty door, and he is embarrassed to claim that he is a striker?"

"Idiot! This guy is a fucking complete fool! He should be sent to a mental hospital for treatment instead of standing on the sidelines to direct a football game... Dear guys, let's raise our middle fingers together and say to that bastard: Go to hell, bitch!"

This is Paul Schentran's narrated style.

Fans will always forget the "ear" of such a commentator, and even full of love in their hearts, because he can represent that they will roar out the strongest feelings in their hearts with a microphone... roar!

How as you like!!

Hour an unrestrained!!!

Hour one and do whatever you want!!!!

You should know that in many cases, fans do not need a commentator to "say" a wonderful scene in an unrelated identity in a calm tone. Football is a hot-blooded and men's sport, so what any fan wants to hear more is that Schentrand is so powerful and ten. Foot scolding and praise... And today, "dirty commentator" Paul Schent will explain the crazy Li's game for the first time after he became famous.

Although as a senior, [British J] Sester is not interested in the narration style of this "dirty commentator", he still wants to know whether this beard can find a suitable reason to swear to the omnipotent madman Li... What an interesting challenge it will be!

... "...No one will doubt the loyalty of Newcastle fans, "We are the most loyal magpie!"

"Newcastle is our favorite,"

"It's nothing else..." "Just because Newcastle's blood is flowing in our bodies."

"We shouted the name at St. James' Park--"

"NEWCASTLE!!!"

In the stands, more than 60,000 Newcastle fans in down cold jackets and wide black and white sword shirts are holding the club's scarf in their hands, singing the most popular fan song in St. James's Park... Countless black and white scarves and towering arms outline a pair of the most The proud and beautiful pattern of Newcastle City, and the fans held Newcastle's scarves high, just like the most devout Christians holding the holy cross, which is more precious than their own lives... At this moment, from more than 60,000 mouths, every breath will breathe in the cold air, instantly Almost the whole stadium is shrouded in it... St. James Park Stadium has become the most tragic Shura battlefield!

The crazy Newcastleians are waiting for the enemies from North London to set foot on the devil's home court prepared for them!

Suddenly... The passionate singing quickly fell down, and the fans in the stands lifted the scarves above their heads and surrounded them around their necks, and then cheered like a tsunami... The soldiers on both sides of the battle are on the stage!

Player's access.

The referees and the linesmen came out first, and behind them were Michael Owen, the [Lightning Killer] with the captain's armband on his arm, and Fabregas, the core of the Arsenal... "Guys, let's start to welcome our most heroic and greatest tactics..."

"Michael...Ou-Wen!!!"

"Alan...Shi-mi-S!!!"

"Juan...Ma-Ta!!"

"Ro-Na-er-duo!!"

"Lucas...Bo-Do-Ear-S-Ky!!!"

With the roar of the on-site commentator, every player in Newcastle can get a tsunami-like cheer when he comes out of the passage. When Li Tongfan came out of the player's passage, the huge sound waves seemed to be tangible to his face and drove the cold wind on the winter night... Lao Li was very elegant and gentle with Professor Wen. Ge shook hands... Then, he turned around and waved to the North Stand of St. James's Park Stadium, and immediately cheered and practiced in the stands... "Madman Li is waving to his fanatical supporters!!"

TV commentator Sester said casually, and suddenly found that there was something wrong with the picture: "Oh, wait... The director gave the camera again... Oh, oh, oh, oh, look who it is? Haha, is it really Qinghe-King?

The broadcast camera soon aimed again at the direction that the madman Li had just waved... A young girl in a fiery red down jacket was sitting in the middle of the crowded fans, smiling and charmingly, holding up the Newcastle Club scarf in her hand with a group of tough old men and shouting. What... That scarf was given to Wang Qinghe when Nili, the newlywed wife of the bus driver John Newton, met for the first time at the gate of the Reebergton Training Base yesterday!

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's really the mysterious girlfriend of crazy Li!! Unexpectedly, she is also a crazy Newcastle fan, and her fanatical expression is no less than any old fan around her who has been around her for decades..."

"...I have to admit that even if the madman Li's girlfriend appeared at the scene to watch the game, she should appear in the warm VIP box, instead of sitting in the stands in the cold of minus three degrees like now, mixed with a group of stinky sweat and swearing and a ferocious middle finger. They shouted and laughed in the middle!"

"A smart and beautiful woman, at least her wonderful performance today is enough to conquer any picky and harsh fan in Newcastle..."

Even [dirty commentator] Paul Schentrand said for a long time: "Crazy Li is so fucking lucky. He has a lovely girlfriend..."

... Forced - While the two commentators were still paying attention to "Mad Li's Girl", the referee Atkinson on duty blew the whistle for the beginning of the game in the attention of the public... The fight begins!

The away shooter took the lead in kick-off.

Togo [Little Warcraft] Adebayor stretched out his long legs and kicked the football to the "core of the midfield" behind him, Fabregas, and then strode to Newcastle's goal with his front-line partner [Foreground Fox] Eduardo Silva... And Fabregas, who received the football, did not do it right away. Stop the offensive, but after a continuous pass with his midfield partner "Zidene II" Nasri, she beautifully shook away the symbolic harassment of the Newcastle strikers, and began to sprint with football... At this time, something that no one expected happened - I don't know when the night sky of Newcastle will start. Suddenly, snowflakes began to float!

A piece of white snowflakes are like white elves falling from the sky, floating on the St. James's Park Stadium. The white glittering and shining in the night sky under the strong light is so beautiful... The fans in the stands cheered in a low voice!

This is out of people's heartfelt love for the first snow this winter... And Arsenal's head coach Professor Wenger on the visiting team's command seat is not so happy - the famous French coach cursed in a low voice: "God!! This damn England National Television weather forecast... Didn't you say it was just sunny to cloudy? Why does it suddenly snow?

After just a few minutes, a layer of white air has floated on the green lawn with a geothermal system... That's the fog formed after the snowflakes melt!

At least from the current situation, it doesn't look like a light snow!

Although the snow now does not affect the progress of the game, the snowflakes in the sky have brought a reminder to more than 70,000 people in the stadium - the snow battle is coming!

This "peak battle" that is attracting attention all over Europe will undoubtedly become a snow battle!

Professor Wenger endured the irritability of his heart and stood up from the coach's seat to the sidelines, thinking about how to adjust Arsenal's tactics.

Because when the snow gets bigger and the lawn becomes slippery, the gunners' technical movements and passing will change their surnames, and the success rate of both passing and dribbling will be greatly reduced!

This is a nightmare for gunmen who are used to ground cooperation!

For coach Wenger, for the sake of safety, he should make changes to the team's tactics on the field as soon as possible, but the current tactics are the result of a week of hard work by him and the Arsenal's first-team coaching staff... Wenger is still hesitating.

He glanced at the court at will, and his pupils suddenly shrank!

Because the famous French coach saw an incredible thing!

(to be continued)