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Chapter 421 [Vacation] New Features and That Strange Snow

"Riekard, a coward who was scared after two defeats with madman Li in a season!"

"And the madman Li, a clown who can only win but never knows how to respect his opponent..."

"Two shameless people are bragging about each other. Are they comparing who is the most shameless? ...A curse? Magic? Prediction? Insight? Ha, that's just a bad habit that this Chinese has always pretended to be..."

"... Although the Chinese raised his so-called middle finger eight times in two years, 9 goals occurred, which seemed incredible... However, from the perspective of probability theory, this is just a very ordinary and incomplete low probability event, for a person who is used to walking the road of good luck. In terms of having a child, it's nothing..."

Flores' roar can be heard all over Europe.

However, no one paid attention to him.

Obviously, not only the 'party' madman Li has been too lazy to respond to this madman who seems to have become more crazy than himself, but even the media peers in Europe will follow such a person as a disgrace.

Flores himself has not yet realized that since he knelt down at the door of the High Court of Madrid a year and eight months ago, his existence is just a ridiculous symbol for the whole European media circle... No matter how hard he tries to attack, the fact Yes - every time the madman Li raises his middle finger, he will make his opponents cry, make their supporters laugh, and make the world's media circles crazy for him... This is why countless people are deeply infatuated with him.

And this is the eighth time, but it is foreseeable that no matter how time passes, the controversy about the middle finger will continue endlessly... Except for the madman Li himself, no one in the world can know what kind of mystery this middle finger, which has been named "the first puzzle in the history of football", contains... Perhaps only one day, when the madman Li himself is willing to take the initiative to solve this puzzle, will everything be revealed... However, the current madman Li obviously does not have much interest in doing such a self-exploding secret to satisfy the curiosity of the fans and the media, so regardless of the ongoing debate in the outside world. How hot it is, he has never made any positive affirmation or denial from beginning to end... Even, it is said that at the post-match press conference after the end of the 'peak battle', the shivering reporters collectively 'violently drove away' the three Newcastle club officials at the scene of the press conference hall at that time. Then he rushed up and tried to get the madman Li in a more 'violent' way to get the truth... But according to all the reporters who attended the press conference, even if the madman Li was already in a situation where they took off his shoes and tickled the soles of his feet and burst into tears. Shi, he still insisted on his most primitive 'middle finger threat theory'... "However, the madman Li's feet stink..."

A beautiful reporter of the Sun who participated in this 'violence' operation covered her nose and burst out a little gossip... Is this the only gain for the reporters who finally got awesome in front of the madman Li?

... The sun is clear and the sea is blue.

There was the crisp sound of seabirds flying in through the window... Wang Qinghe put on Jimmy Bear's big flower apron and was happily drilling into the huge kitchen of the villa, waving pots and pans to make lunch... A smell of home came out of the kitchen.

And Li Tongfan locked himself tightly in the study, opened the Hummer GO-BOOK laptop, and began to expectantly harvest the FM system reward after winning the 'Pinnacle Battle'... Click the sky-blue game icon, run the FM2009 system, and then load it into the system archive, that The long-awaited system reminder box Ding Dong jumped to the LCD screen - "Ding Dong, because you led Newcastle to win the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards 3 character points!"

"Ding Dong, because Newcastle player Michael Owen was named the best player of the game in the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards 2 character points!"

"Dingdong..."

"Dingdong..."

Li Tongfan moved the mouse and clicked [OK] to clear the reminder boxes one by one and calculate them slightly. After this game, Li Tongfan got a total of 14 points [portunity points] because of miscellaneous rewards such as winning, the best player, and the number of people selected for the best lineup of the week.

In addition, because Professor Wenger is the top 15 super boss in the FM system coach list, Li Tongfan unexpectedly got 1.5 [ability points].

Lao Li added it all to the [tactical knowledge] item of his personal surname. In this way, Li Tongfan's [tactical knowledge] value reached an amazing 19, which was only 1 point away from the full value of 20... Lao Li suddenly touched his chin and thought shamelessly: When the real value reached the full value of 20, Will there be any special rewards in the system?

After a short period of silver, putting aside the regular rewards brought by the reminder box, Li Tongfan began to check the task rewards after completing the bull-level system task [Glory belongs to the only king].

This is the real big show!

"Dingdong, system congratulations, you have completed the [Glory belongs to the only king] system task, and the rewards are as follows:

1. Character points 50 points; 2. Anti-smear fragments 1/5; 3. FM system turns on the [vacation] function.

Almost subconsciously, Li Tongfan directly 'removed' the first 1 and 2 rewards from his sight without hesitation, and then his eyes stayed on the last reward - [vacation] function.

I don't know why, just by intuition, Lao Li thinks that this is a very extraordinary function, and he seems to be eager to use this [vacation] function in the near future.

The next second, Lao Li quickly moved the mouse and clicked to enter the system database.

After a detailed inquiry, Li Tongfan quickly figured out the meaning of the so-called [vacation] function - "... The so-called 'vacation' means that in reality, when the gamer is unable to command the game of the team normally due to some force majeure, he can choose through the FM system. [Vacation], enter the 'vacation mode', so as to achieve the effect of temporarily getting rid of the control of the FM system..."

"...After entering the 'vacation mode', the FM system will temporarily eliminate all the influence functions of the team coached by the gamer. After the team wins the game, the player will not get a reward, and if the team fails the game, the system will not punish the player. ...Moreover, during the vacation, the operation of the FM2009 system will no longer consume any other points of the player..."

"... The price of entering the 'vacation mode': pay a certain proportion of character points according to the length of time!"

"...'The 'vacation mode' is divided into four categories according to the length of time. First, one day's vacation; second, one week's vacation; third, one month's vacation; fourth, according to the player's personal needs, set the number of days of vacation through the 'system calendar'..."

"...After the end of the vacation, the actual team's achievements will be automatically generated in the FM2009 system. The game will be played on this basis, and all system rewards and punishments will start to be calculated again..."

After reading the introduction of the [vacation] function in the system database, Li Tongfan did not have time to carefully recall the value contained in it. He listened to Wang Qinghe outside outside and jingled the porcelain bowls and dishes with chopsticks like a rapid symphony - "Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig... Come out and eat quickly. It's time for dinner!!"

Li Tongfan smiled, and there was a warmth in his heart, so he was happy.

On the dining table, the fragrance is fragrant.

Looking at the red, white, green, green, three dishes and one soup in front of him, Li Tongfan's index finger moved, raised a piece of bright red and oily braised pork from the plate with a smile, and then put it in Wang Qinghe's bowl... "You're welcome, just eat it..." The stuffy man said shamelessly.

Wang Qinghe almost flew over with a spoon!

"Little Wang Flying Spoon"!

Lao Li made a wind-scratching dodge action, then picked up the remote control and turned on the TV habitually.

It's 12 o'clock in the afternoon. Lao Li remembers correctly. At this time, the ace program "A Review of the Green of the Week" of the National Television Sports Channel of England just started on the hour... "Dear guys, hello, everyone, I'm your old friend Danny Shana. Oh, we meet again. Shana will take you to recall. The wonderful situation of the 15th game of the Premier League that just ended... As a rule, first of all, please take a look at the overview of this round of Premier League matches that Shana brought to you..."

On the TV screen, the review of the 15th round of the Premier League, which has just ended, began to be broadcast.

With the exciting Yanjing music and the host's explanation full of 'blasting force', a wonderful goal from the 15th round of the Premier League, which just ended, was constantly replayed in slow motion - Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice with a free kick, Manchester United swept Stoke City 4-0... ... [Warcraft] Drogba Fawei, Chelsea's interim coach Hiddink of the Blues won his first victory at Stamford Bridge... Modric's one pass and one shot, Tottenham Hotspur's 2-1 away victory over Middlesbrough... In the 15th round of the Premier League, the traditional strong team won almost all of them except the shooter Arsenal. But the wonderful picture was played until the end, but there were no wonderful tidbits of Newcastle's defeat of Arsenal at home... Lao Li was puzzled. The picture on the TV screen turned around and returned to the studio.

Host Danny Shanna smiled and introduced the three extra guests around her - "Haha, I know what everyone is waiting for... However, please don't worry, because the most important content of today's program is the Premier League's 'peak battle' that we are most concerned about. ......"

"To this end, the program team specially invited the famous football commentator Grady Sester, the former national team legend Paul Gascone, and the chief football expert of the Observer. Full of magical little details, speak with facts to tell you how the madman Li led the Magpie Legion to an incredible victory under the menopause of the remaining nine people..."

With the introduction of the female hostess's smile, the mischievous nature of a short white-haired Gazza next to him was revealed. He always seemed to be a little boy, squeezing his eyebrows and sticking out his tongue in front of the broadcast camera to make all kinds of grimace... And Sester and the oily light combing a black hair can be seen, called Ke Lauter's football experts nodded politely and greeted the audience in front of the TV.

Then, the TV screen began to interrupt the wonderful scene of St. James's snow battle - Podorski's shocking long-range shot... Two red cards... Newcastle's protest in the stands... Li Tongfan's middle finger... Michael Owen's second goal... After the game, the fans broke through the billboard's shocking moment... Watching The wonderful playback of the TV screen flashed, and the muffled man smiled at Wang Qinghe: "Hey hey, it's such a coincidence that he praised me again... Alas, to be honest, in fact, you know, I'm actually not as good as they say..."

In a word, the girl in front of her was defeated by the shameless modesty of the man... The bright waves flashed in her big eyes, and her bright forehead was covered with black lines. She threw out a few white sanitary balls, and then picked up a piece of fragrant white and tender tofu and sent it to the bowl of the shameless guy opposite by 'throwing'... Wang Qinghe Continue to watch TV, um, watch TV... "Oh, I think I have to speak first... Hey, crazy Li, you little bastard, I guess you, a guy who likes to show off, must be watching TV at this time, waiting for our praise, right? I have a wonderful idea. Well, your watch in Newcastle has now conquered the great Ghaza... Well, take a closer look, how is my body? I think I'm still very young. If a good guy like me goes to your Newcastle to play football, you won't refuse, will you?

At the beginning of the program, Gasco suddenly jumped out of the back of the table like an epileptic seizure, and then kept changing his posture to the camera, making all kinds of bodybuilding movements... A few seconds later, this middle-aged chubby man, who was already a little puffy, even took off his casual suit outside. It fell off, and there was only a small vest inside... Garskoin showed the fat on his arm to the camera without any mind, and sucked his little belly into a piece of abdominal muscle... Jiaza... This is already ready!

The face of the host Danny Shanna is green.

A staff member hurried to the TV screen from the side, at least helping the white and noisy fat man put on his suit and persuaded him to sit quietly behind the host table... Wang Qinghe looked at the scene that happened on the TV screen and bent over with a smile. The eyes are like the crescent moon: "Pig, you haven't found that this person is actually very similar to you!"

Is it very similar to that idiot-like fat man?

Cut!

Who is rare?

Li Tongfan hurriedly lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice without replying.

... "Wait, Mr. Cowt, if I hear it correctly, do you mean that a large part of the reason why Newcastle won with two fewer people is because of the sudden snowfall during the game?"

There was a trace of astonishment on the beautiful woman's face.

Looking at the host's surprised expression, Kloau, the chief football expert of the Observer, nodded and continued to say amazingly - "Yes, it's officially like this. In fact, if we watch the video of the game carefully, we can easily find that after the start of the game, it took a total of 15 minutes for Arsenal's 11 players to change into long spikes suitable for the snow battle. Obviously, they have no preparation for the snow battle, so that in these 15 minutes, the Arsenal players' All their energy is focused on changing the boots, instead of using the kick-off right to find ways to send the football into the opponent's goal... "Let's take a look again, Newcastle's performance is exactly the opposite. They not only wear long spikes suitable for the snow battle in the first second of the game, but also like a prophet. With Arsenal's lack of preparation, German striker Podollski caught Arsenal's mistake and scored a world wave with the first record..."

When Colaut said this, another guest, Sester nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, Colaut is right. I have also carefully observed this. Newcastle did have an absolute advantage in the first 15 minutes of the game... So that's why!"

Crawtt reached out and fiddled with the microphone in front of him and put a position closer to his mouth. Then he continued proudly: "You know, in today's European football, many people are studying some strange tactics used by the madman Li and trying to uncover the secrets, and I'm a researcher of crazy Li's tactics..."

"...The game that just ended, like the great classic battle before Crazy Li, I have an incredible feeling in my mind every time I watch it. I'm almost sure that Crazy Li knew that there would be snow before the game!"

"What?" Danny Shana and Sester exclaimed.

"How is this possible? Old man, you're not kidding, are you?" The white-haired and fat version of Gha squeezed his eyes and looked at Cout like a magic stick: "How is that possible? The great Gha remembers clearly that in order to go camping with his friends in winter, I paid special attention to the weather forecast of the National Meteorological Administration in those days. There was no forecast of snowfall at all. The little bastard crazy Li is not a god. How could he know in advance that there would be snowfall?

"Maybe you remember it wrong?"

Sana, the hostess, tried to relieve the amazing Colot.

Gascoin stood up, patted his fat stomach, and stared: "Beauty, are you provoking the great Gha's memory?"

"Gha is right!"

Klaut pulled Gaza behind and motioned the idiot fat man to sit down. Then he continued, "This is the strangest thing. Since even the National Meteorological Administration has made a wrong forecast, how did the madman Li know that it would snow during the game?"

When Colaut said this, he deliberately bought a key.

Seeing that the other three people listened attentively to their words, they smiled with satisfaction and continued slowly and rationally: "The first reaction of many people is to guess: Is it the madman Li who created the heavy snow? Obviously, they all walked into a thinking misunderstanding... I think the real reason is that the National Meteorological Administration made a mistake, and the madman Li obviously found the mistake by some other means, and cleverly used this weather factor to gain the upper hand in the game..."

Inhale - The other two men and one woman took a breath of cold air together.

How can this be possible? Even the National Meteorological Office of the British Empire concentrated a lot of manpower and material resources to observe the weather changes. How could the madman Li find it? Is it true that he is really God?

Host Danny Shana's excited face flushed.

The point put forward by Korut has not been noticed by many media before, and the ratings of such a program are absolutely guaranteed... So... This problem must not be turned over so easily!

Thinking of this, Shana controlled her breathing that had just been a little disordered because of shock. When the two groups on her chest calmed down, she asked tentatively, "So, Mr. Colaut, can you explain the mystery to us? How on earth did the madman Li find out that the weather bureau was wrong?

After Shana asked this question, the hearts of countless people in the studio and in front of the TV were hanging in their throats, for fear that a sentence "I'm sorry, I don't know about this" would pop out of Colaut's mouth... Even the 'mischievous' Gha's eyes widened and quietly waited for Colaut's follow-up.

"This question almost drives me crazy. The madman Li himself will certainly not make any explanation, because that is his style all the time, and the explanation from him may be zero... So, I turned my pursuit of the truth to the people around the madman Li..."

After Colaut said this, everyone felt that the air around them was loose, and it was good to know. So they all quietly waited for the follow-up of the chief football expert of the Observer.

"... Sure enough, it turns out that my guess is not wrong at all... A coach of the Newcastle first team coaching staff is an old acquaintance of mine. He told me that on the day before the 25th game, madman Li did know that it would snow on the day of the game, and he also held a coaching staff meeting for this matter. He denied the tactics prepared by the team before, and instead formulated a set of strange tactics to deal with snow battles... This is all that everyone saw in the game later!"

"Ah..."

As soon as Cout said this, I don't know how many people exclaimed, and the middle-aged urchin Gaza almost bit off his tongue... The technicians outside the live broadcast room made a posture of palm climbing up... The ratings rose sharply!

Danny Shana, the hostess, was overjoyed. She was invited to participate in the program, but she didn't expect it to play such a big role. It was definitely a surprise!

"Old man, has your old acquaintance ever said that how did the crazy Li know it would snow in the game?"

The second update is at about 10:30.

(to be continued)