Chapter 453 The wolf is coming!!!!!!!
At this time, millions of fans will never know that they are calling that bitch. Instead of worrying about the tragic fate of Newcastle in the last few rounds, they are looking like a dead pig super pig brother who is not afraid of boiling water, leaving drooling like a yellow fruit tree waterfall. Look at Wang Qinghe changing clothes one after another... "Help me take a look... Look, how about this one?"
In the hotel room, Wang Qinghe wore a pink silk low-cut evening dress, like a beautiful butterfly flying in the flowers. He happily turned a small circle in place, and the skirt swayed like a peacock opening the screen... This scene made Li Tongfan, who was still lying on and ready to watch TV, instantly I felt that the male surname hormone in my body seemed to be crazy, secreting at a speed of 80 miles per second... In the face of such a flower-like wife, what else can Li Tongfan say?
Of course, I don't care about anything!
So Li Tongfan opened his eyes wide with a clattering saliva and didn't have time to speak at all. He just nodded like a woodpecker seeing a bug in the crack in the wood... Wang Qinghe was proud, and then deliberately raised his white calf and kicked the Mickey bear cartoon slippers under his feet, slightly revealing the crystal clear. Slippery thighs, stepped on the edge of the bed and made an incomparable ** posture, and then the conve and concave three measurements were outlined by the pink long skirt in an instant... Li Tongfan covered his nose with one hand to prevent bleeding, and then began to look back and forth eagerly... "What are you doing?" Wang Qinghe gently held the skirt, wrinkled his sharp eyebrows, and wrote two words on his white face - curiosity.
"Look for the TV remote control..."
"Why are you looking for a remote control?"
"Nonsense, don't you see that my blood is boiling? Find the remote control and turn off the TV. Let's have some sports activities that are not suitable for children!"
The shameless and evil sulking man actually said such silver and cheap words in such a serious way.
Wang Qinghe's little face bloomed like a white jasmine flower in an instant, and then said amazingly, concisely and powerfully denied the construction surname proposal of the stuffy man, with only two words: "Get out of here!"
Li Tongfanzhi had to stop looking for the TV remote control.
"I have decided to enter the entertainment industry..." Wang Qinghe raised his finger of victory.
Poof, Li Tongfan almost fell into a ** coma, but before the formal coma, he still sulked the man and asked in shock as if he had been stabbed **, "Are you going to enter the entertainment industry?"
"Yes, Victoria said that I was very talented in this field, and we decided to set up a new group to sweep the European continent..." Wang Qinghe said.
Wang Qinghe said that his men kept moving, and soon changed into another fiery red miniskirt, accompanied by black stockings. Under the stockings, you can faintly see the white color that makes Li Tongfan's hormones accelerate... clap.
Someone is drooling again.
Then... "So... Are you going to sing or dance or play in a movie? Can your body stand it?"
Li Tongfan was obviously not interested in this topic in the entertainment industry and asked casually.
But soon, I don't know where he finally found the TV remote control, and then transferred the TV channel to the Premier League football pay channel. In more than 30 seconds, Newcastle's home game against Bolton is about to begin. Before the official return, Lao Li is serious. Let's take a look at what the Magpie Legion's problem is, because his vacation time is coming after the end of the game. Li Tongfan has to prepare for the return of the team.
Wang Qinghe was happily ready to answer. He turned his head and saw that Lao Li had stared at the TV, and the Newcastle players on the TV screen had taken a big stride on the green field with their skin and tender caddies... Therefore, the little girl could only shake her pink fists on a demonstration. She consciously stopped... She knew that when the madman Li met football, it was better not to disturb him.
Of course, this is not because of the serious consequences after being disturbed, but because no matter how you disturb, it will not play any role. Wang Qinghe suspects that even if you throw a magnetic storm grenade in his ears and eyes, his strongest reaction after the explosion is just shaking his ears... The whistle sounded.
"...In the 26th round of the Premier League, Newcastle played against Challenger Bolton at home. This is the focus of this round of the Premier League. At the same time, Manchester United challenged Everton away from home... Newcastle has been in a very unstable state recently, and they have not won the game for three consecutive rounds. Well, if they lose this game and Manchester United win Everton, then the Magpie Legions will give up to their sworn enemy Manchester United for more than half a season in a row..."
Soon, the voice of Uncle Zhan Jun, an ESPN gold medal commentator loved by Chinese animals, who watched the pirated broadcast of Tiansheng Group in front of many computer screens in dormitories and Internet cafes, clearly reached Li Tongfan's ears.
I don't know why, the sulking man always sighs when he hears Uncle Zhan Jun's voice. After all, he has been listening to the uncle's voice from the flowing time for more than four years of college. Unexpectedly, this generous but obscene uncle is explaining his team... Broadcast camera Sweeping over, on the sidelines, Alan Shearer, like Bruno, who was tied to the stake by the Inquisition, stood in front of the command bench with a sad face, tearing his fingers and didn't know what to count... If Lao Li was also in front of the commanding seat of the Magpie Legion at this moment, he would be able to hear the prayer of the strong English man: God has appeared, and it is less than 53 hours before the shameless guy returns... The game is in full swing.
After more than ten minutes, Li Tongfan frowned. The performance of the hammers on the court reminded Lao Li of the skin dog that was pulled out of his spine. Except for a few people such as Alan Smith and Owen, it was normal for most of the other young players to be absent-minded, and no matter whether it was OCCATCHING THE BALL OR BALL, I'M ALWAYS USED TO LOOKING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE COMMAND ZONE AFTER THE ACTION, AS IF A PRENCATCHING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH HER CLOTHES CLOTHES IS WRITING AND WAITING FOR THEM TO rush UP TO XXOO... ON THE CONS. ON THE CONSIVE SIDE, THE BOLTON PLAYERS IN THE SIDE, ONE BY ONE, AS IF THEY HAD EALED BEFORE THE GAME. The little pills are as fierce as they can be. A group of violence ** ran wildly in St. James, scratching the shovel and savagely, rushing Newcastle's rear defense line, so that Hugo Loris of the Magpie Legion could only look at himself with grief and indignation. Teammates, make a silent condemnation... "... Newcastle is completely behind on the scene. This scene is both unexpected and unexpected. Although Newcastle's state has been disappointing recently, they should know that the opponent they are facing is Bolton after all, and the Magpie Legion is so weak. This It's incredible!"
The obscene uncle Zhan Jun's exclamation was like a thorn that deeply pierced Li Tongfan's heart. Lao Li originally thought that after half a season of training, this Newcastle, which was almost made by himself, was so powerful that he could leave his reading power to dominate, but who knew that the hammers were all mud and could not support the wall. As soon as he and the FM2009 system were withdrawn, they were immediately beaten back. The prototype of the leather dog... However, Lao Li couldn't get angry again. Especially when he saw the hammers looking at the direction of the command seat with tears like lambs waiting to be fed, Li Tongfan felt that he was like a ball that was about to rush out of breath, and his expectant eyes were like sharp thorns, which leaked. I'm angry... "TMD, when did I become so soft-hearted?" The stuffy man suddenly felt a little incredible.
At this time, Wang Qinghe alone in front of the two-meter-high mirror, changed all the 'fashion clothes' purchased under the guidance of 'hot girl' Victoria, put on a tulle-like pajamas, handed Li Tongfan a cup of brewed coffee, lifted the quilt and got in, and quietly accompanied Li Tongfan to watch the game.
Li Tongfan sniffed with satisfaction, full of warmth and soft jade... Time was like a monkey with his buttocks burned, disappearing in the corner in the blink of an eye.
Soon the first half of the game was over, and the second half of the game had begun. Until more than 50 minutes of the game, the score was still maintained at 0:0. The fans in the stands were yawning and drowsy. At this time, the Magpie Legion was scolded as the acting head coach Alan Shear. Finally, a substitution adjustment was made - replacing Michael Owen with the new player Andre Shepchenko.
Replaced 'Little Superman' Steven Taylor with Senderos.
When the fourth official played the replacement electronic card on the side of the court, the Newcastle fans in the stands were almost crazy. Shepchenko made a total of four substitutes after joining Newcastle, without any assists and goals, and Senderos... The frightened Newcastle fans still remember In a game against Tottenham Hotspur, it was Sendros's all-Russian striker Paplyuchenko, which gave Newcastle a disgraceful title of 'replacement player Fat Sheep'... Replace the former and the two cores of Owen and Taylor, the former and the latter two mallet nuclear warheads and Sendros, Alan Shearer's like this The measures are simply not fundamentally different from the bad behaviors such as Litong foreign countries, selling owners for glory, eating inside and crawling outside, despicable and shameless, etc. If it hadn't been for Shearer's true urban hero in the player era, it is estimated that 100,000 stinky shoes had been given to this strong man at this time. Buried... "...incomprehensible replacement!" The obscene uncle Zhan Jun made a comment.
Li Tongfan hugged Wang Qinghe's smooth waist. After seeing such a replacement as Alan Shearer, he couldn't help but be a little stunned, but soon he couldn't laugh or cry. Old Li understood that Shearer was already preparing for his return... As an old partner, Shearer obviously deeply understood why Li Tongfan wanted to The introduction of 'sheva' and 'screw' in the winter transfer market is ready for reuse. Although Shearer knew that his ability could not make the two former famous players recover, it did not prevent Alan Shearer from putting the two on the court to adapt to the rhythm of Newcastle, so that Li Tongfan could use 'sheva' and 'screw' faster and better after returning... As for the victory of this game Negative, Shearer obviously doesn't care about it anymore.
In Alan Shearer's opinion, even if Manchester United won the first place in the league table, it has nothing to do with the overall situation, because as long as the madman Li returns to Newcastle, it is easy to replace Manchester United... Li Tongfan soon figured out the key to this. But what he had to do was to sigh helplessly.
The reason why Shearer did this must be because after experiencing the ups and downs of the acting head coach this month, he has been devastated by the double heart of the media and fans. He knows that he is not the head coach. Obviously, he has given up his plan to take over Newcastle in the future... ... Li Tongfan is a bit of a pity for Alan Shearer, but it really takes a certain talent to pretend to be a football coach, and it turns out that Alan Shearer does not do a good job in this regard. It is definitely uncertain for a dragon to let it grind the noodles. It is also a joke for a rabbit to let him go to Shi Yubuyun... So It seems that we need to find a new backup head coach for Newcastle!
As time goes by, the game of St. James has become more and more heated.
"... Alan Smith's pass... Crespo rubbed gently with his heel... Good opportunity!! Opportunity! ! Shepchenko... shoot!!! Oh, God, he actually shot this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to the three-story stand..."
"... Bolton's attack... Kevin Davis broke through with the ball... Oh, oh, oh, this ball... Sendros was easily broken through by Davis like a wooden stake... It's about to be a single knife... Manzini!!!! He tackled the ball behind his back... The referee showed a red card to the Newcastle central defender..."
"... Newcastle, who is one less person, is in full passivity. Kevin Davis has had four shooting opportunities in just five minutes... Kevin Nolan passed the ball... Senderos is out of position, dangerous ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !! This goal has been scored!! 1:0... The goal has finally arrived!!!"
In the ** hissing like ESPN's obscene uncle Zhan Jun's burning buttocks, the Newcastle people leaked like a note, while the Bolton people climbed on the death**.
Newcastle, who won in the first half of the season, is like a noble and icy peerless beauty. Originally, it was not the turn of a toad like Bolton to eat swan meat. Now I can't expect that they not only ate swan meat, but also gave it to ** in the bedroom of this peerless beauty. This refreshing feeling is simply better than * * Much happier... St. James fell into chaos, the TV screen flashed, and then returned to ESPN's live studio. The obscene uncle Zhan Jun's expression was rich: "Newcastle lost the game 0:1. Such a result is not surprising. They demoralised their previously accumulated after a continuous defeat. It's exhausted... Just got the news that Manchester United relied on the goal of Bulgarian striker Berbatov at the last minute and defeated Everton 1-0, which means that Ferguson's team has finally reached the top of the league table as expected..."
Oh!
Li Tongfan raised his hand and turned off the TV.
At this time, Wang Qinghe pillowed Li Tongfan's shoulder and fell asleep. His little dimples full of smiles appeared on his little face, and his sharp tiger teeth could be faintly visible. His face looked happy... The sulking man also gently put the sleeping beautiful girl on the pillow with a happy face and stole it like a thief. I secretly kissed him, and then leaned against the pillow and began to think about Newcastle's current situation... Even if a pseudo-fan thinks about it with his buttocks, he can know that the storm set off this defeat on the Europa Road will not be less than the original 0:3 loss to Stoke City... Moreover, more urgent than the league situation is the European Union. The two defeats in the first round of the first round of the Cup and the first round of the League Cup semi-finals have forced Newcastle to the cliff. If you can't play Ajax 3:0 and West Bromwich Albion 3:0 in the next game, then Newcastle may lose the two fronts of this season. Yes... "St. James is waiting for a new master, and I'm obviously coming for this..." Before he finally closed his eyes to sleep, Li Tongfan thought of a huge pretentious words.
Tomorrow, he will be in England. At that time, someone will laugh and someone will cry!
............Manchester United fans slept the sweetest sleep since the beginning of the season this past night, because their team has finally returned to the top of the league table. Think about Ferguson's red nose and 'slow brother' Belbatov's shiny forehead, which is a kind of outstanding. The sense of happiness arises spontaneously.
Just as they were about to kill pigs and slaughter sheep to celebrate with firecrackers, and by the way, they found several international super killers to kill the madman Li. When the madman came back to turn the tables, a bolt of the blue flashed by, and all the Manchester people began to tremble in the already warm winter... After the news came, The Premier League are divided into two camps. The first camp with a large number of people felt the last few cold at the beginning of 2009 in a panicked atmosphere, while the second camp with a small number of people turned over the serfs and sang overnight, and the Oriental Red Sun rose... Bruce Ba, a famous female reporter of The Sun Barbara told all the Englishmen: The wolf is coming!!!
I'm really cheap. I said something about snow yesterday. It's really snowing today. It's been rumbling all day. It's so horrible. I rode a motorcycle less than 1,000 meters and fell three times. I fell off my motorcycle pedal and rearview mirror, so I had to ride a bicycle.
(to be continued)