Chapter 477,478 The Past Events of Stamford Bridge

"...Madman Li is like an omnipotent fireworks artist. Every game is his magical and dazzling fireworks stage. At Old Trafford on March 14, [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen bloomed the most magnificent pattern, and the Manchester United prodigy Frederick Macheda was born. It was a small accident in his fireworks show. He helped his opponent light a gorgeous flame one after another..."

This is the comment of the BBC TV's special TV program ** Green on the Battle of Old Trafford on March 14 after the end of each round of the Premier League.

Before the game, no one expected that the Magpie Legion, which had fallen into 'internal strife' and was about to collapse, would break out such a powerful battle. In 90 minutes, it swept Old Trafford mercilessly like a hurricane landing from Newcastle Harbor... Manchester United's coach Ferguson's face was dark at the press conference after the game. With just five seconds of "I'm disappointed in the game", he ended the press conference that should have been 15 minutes long... And the news media, at this time, remembered Ferguson's psychological tactics over and over again before the game, and the madman Li Zai The thick dark circles in the pre-match press conference... Between March 10th and 14th, Ferguson tirelessly talked about the 'internal strife' in Newcastle in the newspaper, constantly making moves for the 'young and immature' madman Li, while Newcastle officials have maintained a rare silence, almost England thought that this time, the scheming Ferguson finally grasped the weakness of the madman Li. Everyone was waiting to see a generation of godfather kill [God on the side of the football field]... Now it seems that the truth is exactly the opposite. A generation of red devil godfathers lost his front and happily jumped into the pit dug by the madman Li. He is still saying thank you loudly... Li Tongfan cleaned off the scene of 'smoky makeup' with mineral water in the 65th minute of the game, which was seen by some sharp-eyed reporters. The video of the game after the game also confirmed this. Thinking of the sad face of the crazy Li before the game and the proud expression after washing off the 'smoky makeup', so Some people suddenly realized that those who were blinded by the performance of the madman Lee were not only Ferguson, but also the whole Great Britain who had been fooled by him... "Oscar's new movie emperor madman Li!"

This is the news headline of Manchester's local media indignation. The Manchester United Club press officer angrily sed: "Madman Lee is simply playing a farce, which is a blasphemy of football culture..."

Let 'God' tell you that defeating opponents should be 'prepared' from the outside>

This is the most used news headline in Newcastle media. In the eyes of fans, Li Tongfan's wonderful performance in psychological tactics this time is even more surprising than raising the famous 'curse middle finger' in the game!

The psychological tactic of decades of stealing chickens and eating a handful of rice has become a joke for Newcastleians after tea and dinner, and the wonderful performance of 'God' Li Tongfan on and off the court is a happy topic that many Magpie Legion fans are talking about... Former England who is receiving withdrawal treatment in the hospital The legendary superstar Garthkoin couldn't wait to jump out after the madman Li's prank: "That little bastard did a great job. I think we are the same kind of people... Wahahahaha, smoky makeup? So creative! This is simply a genius performance..."

Fans think about the classic scene of Garthkoyne showing a red card to the referee after taking out a red card from the referee's pocket, and think about the smoky makeup of the madman Li in yesterday's focus battle. They think that the madman Li is really the cutest in English history. The hateful fat man is a bit like... They are both funny bastards!

............After defeating Manchester United, Newcastle took another step towards winning the championship!

After 30 games, the Magpie Legion scored 81 points, 8 points ahead of the second-ranked Manchester United in the Premier League table, 12 points and 15 points each ahead of Chelsea and Arsenal in the third and fourth places. In the case of only 8 rounds left in the Premier League in the 08-09 season, if there is no accident, in the 08-09 season The Premier League laurel will definitely belong to the magpie army of madman Li!

After the battle of Old Trafford, no one mentioned the so-called "dress room contradiction" of the Magpie Legion. Even the best thing could see that even Ferguson suffered a dumb loss, not to mention them... The past has passed, and the media and fans turned their attention to the Blue Army Cher on March 18. The West home stadium is Stamford Bridge Stadium, because the crazy Li's Magpie Legion is going to conquer there!

In this battle, the media found far more gimmicks than the Battle of Old Trafford!

And among them, the most eye-catching is naturally the return of the king after the transfer of [nuclear warhead] Shepchenko!

Before joining Chelsea, Shepchenko was the top five super strikers in the world. His career was full of flowers and applause. Every place where he appeared, there would be crazy fans. Countless giants waved checks to promise all kinds of beauty, just to win Shepchenko's youth. Favor... In that era, Shepchenko's name was enough to scare every defender who heard these four words. Even in Serie A, which is famous for its defense in the five major leagues, wherever the nuclear warhead goes, the attack is invincible!

After staring at the aura of superstars and joining Chelsea, his former glory left him immovably in a minute and a second, even if he scored his first goal in the Community Shield Cup on behalf of the Blues for the first time, but everything next is like the final result of the Community Shield, which can only be used. Two words to describe - failure!

Half of the first season is not over, and the English media can't wait to impose the title of the largest in Premier League history on Shepchenko's name!

At that time, he used all kinds of ways to try to regain his state, even at the age of 30 to follow an unknown sprinter to learn how to run faster... Head coach Mourinho didn't like him, and his teammates also thought he was a 'sniper' in the locker room, yes The eyes and ears of the boss Abramovich were bombs that destroyed the atmosphere of the locker room. Captain Terry condemned him, and his teammates rejected him... The former superstar was so panicked that he was as a homeless dog!

How can you teach people?

In the case that Stamford Bridge has no place for him, Shepchenko is like a child who has made a mistake. In the sad wind and rain, he has no choice but to turn to the once famous place of San Siro. Originally, Shepchenko hoped that he could find everything lost in the glorious place of the past... However, he once brought When he came back for the second time, he only brought him a cynicism and cold bench. Gattuso, who used to be called his brother's friends, and Inzaghi were not ashamed of his betrayal in the most difficult moment in Milan. They looked at each other coldly. The fans in the stands treated the past with endless boos. The hero... belongs to Shepchenko's Serie A, another magnificent opening, but such a sloppy ending!

Just when the world thought that this Ukrainian nuclear warhead was about to rust in the corner of history and was forgotten by Europa, Shevchenko, in his fallen land of England, announced his king's return with five consecutive goals. Come on... When such a Shepchenko appears in a once neglected place, what kind of interesting story will happen, a Prince's Revenge or Napoleon's second Waterloo?

Before the game, the media's coverage of Shepchenko's return to Stamford Bridge was overwhelming. In the face of the reporter's interview, Chelsea's superstars expressed their views - captain John Terry: "Andre Shepchenko is an excellent player, but he is not suitable for Chelsea. He The performance in Newcastle is good, but don't take the victory from Stamford Bridge..."

Obviously, the Blue Army commander is not very interested in the former superstar teammate. It was revealed that Shepchenko was the 'ear' of the boss's locker room and the team's unity destroyer. It was Terry... Team Vice Frank Lampard was much kinder than Terry: "Andre is in St. James. Si has recovered his state, and I'm happy about it. Congratulations to him!"

The straightforward [Warcraft] Drogba, although he was the most direct front-line competitor with Shepchenko at the beginning, the Côte d'Ivoire Warcraft showed enough kindness in the face of the reporter's microphone: "I knew that he was a great guy for a long time. I'm glad that he finally found a team suitable for him. I I'm looking forward to playing with him in the game..."

Another person who doesn't like Shepchenko is French striker Nicolas Anelka. The mixed-life demon king was disdainful of the media comparing him with Shepchenko: "I succeeded in Chelsea, and what about Shepchenko? Haha..."

...In addition to Shepchenko's return gimmicks, there are many highlights of the Battle of Stamford Bridge - such as the [Eastern European Ronaldinho] who just transferred to Chelsea, Yuri Rykov, facing the old master, such as the revenge of Gus Hiddink, who was kicked out of the European Cup finals by the madman Li, such as the madman Li and the Chelsea boss. The relationship between Abramovich, such as whether Stamford Bridge, which has maintained its unbeaten season, will keep its record under the clutches of the madman Li... All this seems to indicate that the battle between the Blues and the Magpie is far more wonderful than the Red Devils against the Magpie!

(to be continued)