Chapter 495 The Li family has a dog name [bear]

A day ago, no one expected that Juventus, a veteran giant aiming for revival, would be swept by its opponents with a score of 9:1 at home under the condition of good promotion!

In the second round of the UEFA Cup knockout match, which just ended on March 25, the enraged madman Li roared in anger... And the Magpie Legion finally relied on [nuclear warhead] Shepchenko and [alien] Ronaldo. The hat-trick, [**] Alan Smith's 50-meter super shot in the midfield, the rookie Thomas Mueller's header, and the world wave outside the penalty area of the German winger Prince Porti, killed the Alpine Stadium to be full of blood!!

Juventus passed the ball from the old minister Nedvid in the 88th minute of the game, [Atomic Ant] Sebastian Giovinco made a make-up shot and grabbed a ball back!

This is undoubtedly a goal that symbolizes the alternation of the new and old of the Zebra Legion!

When Giovinco scored the goal, the cheers in the image did not sound. The satellite broadcast camera swept through the stands. The people in front of the TV were surprised to find that at this time, Juventus fans who were still in the stands tirelessly cheering for the home team were left less than one-tenth of the opening... You The most humiliating defeat in the history of Ventus!!!!

This is the most used headline by the Italian media when reporting the game. After 90 minutes of the Devil's away game at St. James' Park in the first round, Juventus, which was only 0:1 behind, was originally regarded by the Italians as a new hero who broke the monopoly of madman Lee in European football. Everyone was waiting for the Zebras. The group created miracles, and the pride and excitement in the hearts of Juventus fans were almost to the sky... Who knows, under the thunderous anger of the madman Li, what was waiting for them was a historical defeat that would always nail the team to the pillar of shame... The blood of the Alpine Stadium rose to the sky and did not disperse for a long time. !

After the game, Juventus fans, who lost their minds with anger and excitement, besieged the bus of Newcastle players. In the end, more than 100 riot police escorted Newcastle from the stadium to the hotel and from the hotel to the airport... Crazy Li and his Magpie Corps ended the game. That night, he flew back to England and left together with John Newton, a young bus driver who was falsely falsely of being an 'England football hooligan', and his little Italian wife Nili!

Newton, who once fell into a deep coma, miraculously recovered slightly after the end of the game... However, because the back of the head was hit by a blunt force, Newton was diagnosed by the doctor as a relatively serious concussion, accompanied by signs of intracranial hemorrhage. His condition was very unstable, extremely easy to qualify repeatedly, and needed to enter. Step-by-step treatment!

Receiving treatment in a foreign country is simply unbearable for an ordinary bus driver's family. Therefore, Li Tongfan decided to take him back to the United Kingdom for treatment. The cost was all borne by Lao Li himself... Of all, only the fat David stayed in Turin.

Davi was guilty about Newton's serious injury caused by his retreat in the face of violence. He stubbornly wanted to find the 'Italian football hooligan' who attacked Newton and take him to court to get justice for Newton and all the English fans... The departure of the madman Lee and Newcastle did not There is an end to the storm of public opinion in Italy. At the center of the storm is Juventus' head coach Claudio Ranieri, a fan of Juventus, and a policeman in Turin!

And these three are all the targets that the madman Li once scolded at his personal press conference!

Ranieri became the scapegoat of this defeat!

The conservative starting formation, the fighting substitution, the uselessness of the on-the-spot command, the abandonment of the team leader Del Piero... and so on, etc., the Italian media has given full play to the consistent style of 'no need to add a crime', but all the crimes that can be listed are forcibly put on to Ranieri's head by them. Go!

According to media reports, after this game, Juventus has planned to change the coach. The team led by Ranieri barely performed well in Serie A. However, in the face of the European game, the Bianconeri showed obvious weakness. Both the fans and the club's officials thought that Ranieri Whether in terms of ability or external image, it is difficult to make the current Juventus go further... It seems that the sad fate of [the pot maker] has not been changed. Although he is good at 'breaking the pot', every time he mend the pot, he will be ruthlessly abandoned by his master. In Chelsea, in You Ventus, it seems to be no exception... The police in Turin were jokingly rated as the "most incompetent political axe department" in Europe by many European media because of the bombardment of madman Li at the press conference. There are also rumors that the police chief of Turin was forced to resign because of this matter!

The most crazy criticism from the media is Juventus fans!

Italy's football environment has been controversial in recent years. The performance of Juventus fans in this focus battle has once again become a proof of the chaos in Serie A. The so-called 'England football hooligan incident' was reported by many reporters from other countries, and it soon proved to be an injustice. The ball hooligan is the Juventus fans themselves... Italian passing superstar Robert Baggio has unabashedly criticized the role played by Juventus fans in the past two days: "Insulting and slandering opponents, beating and seriously injuring the opposing fans, and never really supporting their own team in the game... In my opinion, 0: The defeat of 9 is not a shame. The real shame is that when the team fell behind, the thrilling empty seats gradually came out of the stands! Football is changing in Italy. It seems that it is no longer the exciting sport before, but a sport that breeds chaos and evil..."

This is the focus of the UEFA Cup at the Alpine Stadium. In addition to shame, it is also a shame in Italian football... In contrast to the stormy Juventus, Newcastle, who returned home with a great victory, was treated like a national hero. At London Airport, there were thousands of fanatical balls. Fans flocked to... "Incredible Victory, Premier League has become the world's first league"

"The end of angering the madman Li - 0:9!!"

"The nuclear warhead exploded again, and the power of terror razed the Alps"

"Aliens reappear in alien dance steps, 5 seconds to defeat the zebra defense line"

"The most fantastic front line combination finally broke out, and the two hats confirmed the world's first front line combination"

..."

... The English media used the craziest heat to promote the victory. Newcastle's victory confirmed the fact that the Premier League replaced Serie A as the world's first league, which gave the proud English gentlemen an excuse and reason to tide at the Italians... And a special press conference was held before the game. The roar once again pushed the horror of the word madman Li to an incredible new height. Newcastle's rainbow momentum in the game proved the madman Li's supreme prestige in the team, and the post-match reporters' interview with Newcastle players seemed to have finally made public opinion find this The reason for the incredible victory - Shepchenko: "The insults of Juventus fans angered me and my teammates. Everyone thought that a victory was the best counterattack..."

Ronaldo: "When I saw the unsightly slogan raised by the Italians outside the window of the bus and in the stands of the stadium, I decided to score more goals in the game..."

Alan Smith: "They insult us, we choose to score goals, it's so simple..."

Porsky: "John Newton has always been our most loyal fan. When he was in England, he never committed any violence. When he arrived in Italy, he became a football hooligan. We can't accept such slander, so we choose to respond in our own way on the court..."

Thomas Mueller: "The anger of the leader is the driving force for each of us to fight for victory..."

The answers of Newcastle stars show that Juventus fans are self-inflicted, and this tragedy that shocked the whole world seems to have found the answer. However, is the real reason for the tragedy really because the magpie players were angry?

Only one person knows the truth!

That's the crazy Li!

Although the FM2009 system is temporarily lost, the real reason why Newcastle was able to burst out such a large amount of energy and perform a hat-trick in just 28 minutes at the beginning of the game is - [Star Shift Points]!

[Star Shift Points] can copy and eliminate the opponent's goals in the last game, and then transfer them to the next game. Li Tongfan is its incredible function, eliminating Chelsea's goals in the last game against Stamford Bridge, and successfully transferring them to the game against Juventus!

In the Battle of Stamford Bridge, according to the pre-match prediction of the FM209 system, Chelsea scored a total of three goals, all of which were scored by [Warcraft] Drogba with his best power card header in the penalty area. In that game, Drogba scored a hat-trick in the first 28 minutes. !

And these three goals, in the real game, were erased by Lao Li with [Star Shift Points] and transferred to the 'Alpine Blood Case', which is why Shepchenko was able to score a hat-trick with only four headers!

Ranieri's strange illusion in the game is correct, because Newcastle's tactics are exactly what Chelsea took a few days ago and Shepchenko's scoring method is also Drogba's signature way!

The reason why Li Tongfan lost the Hummer GO-BOOK and the support of the FM2009 system, he dared to make a vowed to wash the Alpine Stadium... Originally, in Lao Li's idea, carrying Juventus 3:0 away from home was already bloody. Unexpectedly, in With the opponent's crazy provocation and Shepchenko's lightning hat-trick at the beginning of the game, Newcastle's morale climbed horrifyingly, while Juventus was defeated... "Hey hey, maybe this is God's will!"

The final 9:1 makes Lao Li proud.

... After returning to Newcastle, Li Tongfan went to the police station as soon as possible. Unfortunately, the news he got was still not good. Although the Newcastle police have carried out a lot of investigation work, there are not many meaningful clues... "... We suspect that it was a random crime. According to the method It is likely to be habitual theft, and the things you lost are all small items and cash. The case solving rate is very low!"

Police Officer Johnny, who is in charge of the detection of the case, looked embarrassed.

... Li Tongfan returned home sullenly. Before he entered the door, he heard a sound of dogs barking cats and parrots in the house from afar... The loudest and most proud sound was an authentic Scottish shepherd dog with pure blood and a huge physique. When he stood up, it was said that it is now He is less than one year old. If he is mature, he will be very loyal and intelligent, and he can understand the meaning of the owner... A black shepherd dog, a coffee-colored little 'lady', a tiger-headed cat, and two South African macaws. These are Wang Qinghe accompanied the two elders to Southampton to watch the British pet. In the harvest of the game, the tiger-headed cat was chosen by Li Ying for herself, the parrot was He Feng's baby, and the little mouth pink [precious woman] was naturally bought by Wang Qinghe for herself, and this tall Scottish shepherd dog was specially prepared by Wang Qinghe for Li Tongfan!

Lao Li pushed the door open and found that the black Scottish shepherd dog had stood up from the carpet. His eyes flashed with vigilance and brutal cold light. His forelimbs were ready to rush over. Two colorful South African macaws hanging near the balcony jumped up and down and shouted: "DOG, bite him... bite him... ...Bite him..."

Fortunately, the surname of the big black dog is not bad. Although I haven't seen it after two or three days, I still seem to remember that Lao Li is the owner of this family. He whispered a few times in his throat and lay still on the carpet... The brown lady is lying comfortably in Wang Qinghe's soft arms. As for the tiger-headed cat It seemed that he was a little afraid of being, and he hid under the sofa and played 'hide-and-seek' with Li Ying... Li Tongfan was already in a bad mood. He heard two parrots barking up and down. He picked up a newspaper from the coffee table and rolled it into a paper tube. Before his mother He Feng could dissuade him, he beat him in the face... Poor parrot. The parrots found something bad, but it was impossible for them to escape when they were tied to the bird shelf, so they began to ask 'friends' for help with the only sentence they could say? - "DOG, bite him, bite him, bite him..."

However, after seeing that the big black dog ignored them, the two birds seemed to realize something and soon became honest... Wang Qinghe and the two old people burst into tears!

After dinner, Wang Qinghe suggested that the pets at home should be named: "The trainer believes that naming his pet can enhance the relationship between the owner and the pet, and can also make the pet smarter..."

"Uh..." Li Tongfan took a sip of juice and raised his legs proudly: "Well, well, my shepherd dog, let's call it a bear in the future. It's dark and dark, like a bear..."

Wang Qinghe and the two old men sprayed out all the juice at once. The shepherd dog lying on the carpet raised its head and let out a low roar, as if they were protesting... The super score of 10:1 in two rounds made the Magpie Legion the most popular and hottest team in Europe in one fell swoop. In the latest ranking of odds of winning the UEFA Cup released by the sports betting company, Newcastle surpassed the Rossoneri AC Milan and became the number one seed!

In the draw of the next UEFA Cup semi-finals, the expected strong collision between AC Milan and the Magpie Corps did not happen. Newcastle's opponent was La Liga giant Atletico Madrid, and AC Milan's opponent was the Premier League team Everton!

The first round of the semi-finals will begin on April 16. Before that, Newcastle must devote all its energy to the Premier League and the FA Cup, because the competition for these two championships has reached a critical moment!

... "What's going on? Why is there a big dog on the sidelines?

The hair on Ronaldo's back stood up. As soon as he stepped into the training ground, he was horrified to find a big black dog on the side of the field, with a flash of cold light shining in his eyes, and he was shocked.

"I don't know either!" Marcelo also felt that his legs and stomach had turned.

"Isn't it just a dog? What's so scary? Alan Smith came over from behind, looked at the two hammers disdainfully, and boldly walked over to touch the big dog's head. Who knew that the big dog suddenly raised his head to open Bai Sen's teeth and barked... Alan Smith was like a rabbit trampled on its tail, and instantly screamed from the court to the ball. On the other side of the field... Dang!

Ronaldo and Marcelo fainted to the sidelines.

Three minutes later, when the hammers saw the head coach walking lazily to the big dog, they were stunned by the courage of the head when they lifted the big dog to one side with a few feet... "What are you doing? Hurry up and start training. There will be a game tomorrow!"

Seeing the expressions of the hammers, Li Tongfan shouted loudly. Who knew that [Bear] also barked with Lao Li, and the hammers began to train in a hurry... "Well, why did the hammers seem to be much more serious in training when [Bear] screamed?" Li Tongfan looked at the hot training on the field and was surprised: "Is it possible that training with a dog will play an unexpected role? That..."

An idea came out of Lao Li's mind.

The hammers who were training on the court suddenly had a cold war.

... The second day.

In the FA Cup semi-finals, Newcastle, who played as a full substitute, washed the momentum of Juventus and swept the opponent 'Black Cat' Sunderland 3-0 at home. No. 88 rookie Thomas Mueller scored twice, and [Tsar] Arshavin scored a wonderful free kick... Newcastle I advanced to the FA Cup final, and the final opponent is Arsenal Arsenal!

(to be continued)