Chapter 501 `mummy`Madman Li

In the night-night attention of countless fans of Newcastle and crazy Li around the world, in the night curse of countless Atletico Madrid fans, in the secret joy of the four head coaches who will fight Newcastle in the Premier League, Newcastle officially announced the injury of crazy Li - "... I We regret to inform all friends who care about and care about Li that Li has been bitten by his dog and is receiving further treatment in the hospital. The specific injury cannot be determined for the time being. As for whether he will miss the next match against Atletico Madrid, please pay attention to the club's official website at any time. We will contact the club immediately after confirmation. Fans have announced!"

This notice on the official website of the Newcastle Club immediately made countless people spit and fall in front of the computer screen. Is this also called a fucking notice?

A lot of ticony doesn't explain any problems at all. Whether the madman Li TMD is dead or alive, and whether it will affect the next game... The issues that all of these people are most concerned about, no information is revealed in the notice!

People are wondering that if it weren't for the crazy Li lying in the hospital and being half-dead, almost everyone thought that this notice was written by the crazy Li himself. Otherwise, how could there be a stream of silver and obscenity between the lines?

Keep your eyes on Newcastle Central Hospital!

Countless Newcastle fans appeared at the door of the hospital in black and white sword shirts, holding slogans of prayer and support to cheer for their idols. Countless news reporters carried cameras and microphones, and blocked the exits of the front and back of the hospital, for fear of being cunning as if they had wiped Vaseline on their bodies. The same madman Li slipped away in some way while they were not paying attention... It is said that some newspapers and magazines have offered sky-high prices to reward a photo of the madman Li lying in the disease. It doesn't even need professional shooting, and it can be vaguely... This has made more and more people gathered in the downtown hospital, even the hospital's The cleaners adjusted their mobile phones to the shooting state and were ready to be lucky enough to get a sky-high reward for the madman Li... At 2 p.m., a high-profile moment finally appeared - a 'mummy' appeared at the door of the hospital accompanied by hospital nurses and Newcastle officials, waving to the fans and the media. They greeted, and the crowd was quiet for a moment, and suddenly began to go crazy as if the calm sea had set off a huge whirlpool... "It's crazy Li!!" Someone shouted.

"Why is he entangled like this? Didn't you just bite your arm?" Someone asked.

"Is it that he contracted rabies after being bitten by a dog?" Someone made a guess.

"Idiot, why does rabies wrap itself into a mummy? Just find a tape to wrap your mouth..." Someone despised.

The crazy crowd wanted to crowd up, but with the help of hospital staff and Newcastle official security guards, Li, a madman with only eyes, mouth and nose wrapped in white bandages, trembled into the business car, and then refused the reporters' interviews and left... A reporter carried the camera. The scene was recorded, and some people broadcast live directly at the door of the hospital. After the business car finally disappeared from people's sight, all of a sudden, everyone covered their mobile phones and cameras and dispersed. They just took photos of the madman Li being wrapped like white dumplings. They all want to snatch in front of others and find the magazine media that issued a reward to get the reward... In less than 30 seconds, the door of the downtown hospital became crowded, leaving only a lot of slogans and flags that were thrown on the ground and trampled with footprints. Even the cleaners of the hospital didn't know where to go. Li went... "Is it possible that the madman Li is really about to be seriously injured?"

Mexican coach Aguirre looked at the photo of the madman Li wrapped in a mummy when he was discharged from the hospital, and couldn't help asking questions.

Everything that is happening in Newcastle, England, is like a far away. It's just a farce. It's simply not playing cards according to the rules. Even Aguirre feels like he's watching a false and flaws everywhere. However, the strong mystery in the Mexican man's heart is getting stronger and stronger... ...Intuition tells Aguirre that crazy Li must be playing something, but he can't see the opponent's purpose and where it is... There are still three days left, and the second round of the UEFA Cup semi-finals is about to begin. Although the team has won the advantage of three away goals in the first round, but in Aguirre Come on, the final promotion quota of Atletico Madrid is not as bright as many Spanish media say. If you want to defeat an opponent like the madman Li, it is not safe to win an away game in Eastern Europe, not to mention only three away goals... "... We must find one as soon as possible to ensure that the team is in Calder. The tactical strategy of winning the stadium!"

Aguirre threw away the newspaper in his hand, rubbed his temples and fell into thinking.

... "What, damn it, my photo is so valuable?"

In the business car, Li Tongfan removed the bandage wrapped around him with three hands and feet, with a regretful expression on his face: "Alan, why didn't you say earlier? If so, I will take a picture of myself, and maybe I can make some money..."

When people in the car heard this, they looked at Li Tongfan with an extremely contemptuous expression. Assistant coach Alan Shearer's face was full of black lines: "The whole world knows that a photo of you injured is worth 10,000 pounds, and you are busy pretending to be dead and don't know..."

When the sulking man heard the words, he sighed infinitely with regret: It's a pity, 10,000 pounds!

The people in the car couldn't stand the guy who claimed to be a 100 million pounds coach sighed for only 10,000 pounds. He foamed and fainted to death. In the end, it was estimated that even the driver couldn't stand it, and his hand holding the steering wheel couldn't help shaking a few times, twisting around the S-type business car. On the route, a group of people came back to life tremblingly... "That's right, how's [Bear] now?"

Li Tongfan suddenly remembered to bite his black Scottish shepherd dog [Bear].

This big dog is a gift from Wang Qinghe. Although it is a little ugly and a little fierce, in fact, the surname is still docile, and it has been very smart in the past period of time. It is not like the kind of mad dog that bites people. Li Tongfan has not figured it out so far. In the end [ Bear] Why did you bite the bald man like crazy?

"[Bear] was put in a pet hospital for examination. The good news is that he didn't write the rabies vaccine, so you don't have to worry about getting rabies..."

At this point, Shearer deliberately looked at Li Tongfan's bitten right arm, and only saw that Lao Li's heart was hairy. Then he continued, "The bad news is that he will continue to observe and diagnose [Dog Bear] for a period of time. If it is judged that it really has a violent tendency to hide the surname, then it can only be for this general case. The fierce dogs can only be destroyed by people!"

Lao Li is silent.

Although it is just a dozen days, the stuffy man already has feelings for [Dog Bear]. To be honest, Lao Li really doesn't want [Dog Bear] to disappear from his life like this.

Alan Shearer continued to smile and said, "However, according to the news from the police, this time, maybe things are not as bad as we thought. [Bear]'s bite made an unexpected harvest..."

Li Tongfan's eyes lit up: "What unexpected gain? Tell me about it!"

............The next day, major European newspapers and media published photos of madman Li being wrapped in white bandages and discharged from the hospital like a mummy coming out of the pyramid. Because Newcastle's official website and hospital have not explained the specific listing of madman Li, people are injured by madman Li. The speculation has never stopped - The Sun: "Madman Li was bitten by a [bear] carrying a rabies vaccine, with a possible surname of rabies, and a generation of legendary handsome men may retire..."

The Observer: "Just by rubbing the skin of the arm, the madman Li's injury is not as serious as people think. Two days later, the madman Li will undoubtedly appear on the command bench at the Calderon Stadium..."

The Times: "The evil dog bites its owner, and the madman Li can be called the most unlucky pet in the world... "Every Daily News": "Saving yourself to save others, the spirit of the madman Li is touching..."

... Just like this, in the storm of public opinion, Newcastle and his party embarked on a journey to Spain to challenge Atletico Madrid!

In Newcastle's official instructions, the madman Li, who has just been discharged from the hospital, will not immediately go to Atletico Madrid with the first team, but after receiving follow-up treatment, if he can get permission, he can go to the Calderon Stadium to conduct the game command... This news is expected for countless expectations. The Magpie Legion's ability to defeat Newcastle fans on the away side poured cold water on their hearts, and the odds of major European sports betting companies were quickly adjusted, and Newcastle's position plummeted... However, some people did not seem to be optimistic - "... No matter whether the madman Li can finally come here or not, we You must prepare for the battle with all your strength, and you can't relax at all... You, just think that the madman Li was bitten by a dog is just a smoke bomb, and take out 11 million times the spirit to deal with this game!"

Mexican coach Aguirre gave a dead order in the training of Atletico Madrid's first team, because he has a clear feeling that the madman Li will definitely appear on the opponent's command seat, definitely!!

... Wang Qinghe carefully followed the instructions and changed the medicine for Li Tongfan's arm.

"It hurts, it hurts..."

He scratched the silver bitch on the man's face, grinning pretending, enjoying the care of the beauty, while boringly holding the TV remote control.

In fact, Lao Li's injury was not serious. It turned out that [Bear] was really a shepherd dog with a spiritual surname. At the critical moment at that time, [Bear] recognized that it was his master's arm that was stuffed into his mouth. At the critical moment, he showed mercy, but he asked for four small holes under the role of the habitual surname. Already... Otherwise, if you are bitten by [Bear] mercilessly, Lao Li's arm will have to say BYEBYE to him!

The English bald man was an example. After Lao Li was bitten and fainted to death, the English bald man saw that he was in a bad situation and wanted to escape. Who knew that he did not escape the [bear] kiss in the end, and a muscle on his calf was torn and fell to the side... And The reason why the stuffy man pretends to be dead now is to see the almost overflowing care and love in Wang Qinghe's clear eyes!

That expression used the softest part of Li Tongfan's heart, which made Lao Li feel that all the suffering he had suffered for the woman in front of him in the past 8 years was worth it. What's more, Lao Li felt that even if the Hummer GO-BOOK notebook could not be found three days later, he was really That sinister FM2009 system has been erased. Even so, my life is happy and perfect!

After changing the medicine, Wang Qinghe sat on the sofa and leaned softly on Li Tongfan's body without saying anything. The whole room was filled with a smell of happiness... Li Tongfan put his arm that had just changed the medicine around Wang Qinghe's soft and slender waist, and the other hand held the point remote control in his hand and randomly switched the TV. Ping Dao, the two were surprised to find that 40% or 50% of the programs on TV were related to the incident of madman Li being bitten by a dog... When they were on the Newcastle Entertainment Channel, a blonde and blue-eyed beauty appeared on the screen - "... We did a very interesting survey, in the most The most concerned task in England is not like Prime Minister Blair, who is about to end his term, nor the world financial crisis that is about to break out, but the story of a Chinese and his dog... However, to our surprise, it was made by all the 10,000 English fans who participated in this questionnaire. Among the answers, what they want to see again is this black Scottish shepherd dog called HERO. The public support rate of this dog is as high as 67%, followed by the madman Li, whose support rate is almost more than half less than that of HERO!"

"Shet!!!"

Li Tongfan was stunned by such a conclusion. Unexpectedly, he was robbed of his limelight by [Bear]. In the hearts of fans, is he not even as good as a dog?

I scratched the black face and changed the channel.

Wang Qinghe's smiling branches trembled, and two shallow dimples and sharp tiger teeth were exposed. Li Tongfan took advantage of the girl's smile that she couldn't get up. He pouted and kissed her 'fiercely'... At this beautiful moment of spring... "... Why am I so handsome and have to pay the phone bill? And you are so ugly that you want to call me?

The sound of milky children's sound.

It was Li Tongfan's phone that rang without any eyesight. Lao Li picked up the phone angrily and said a few words. The expression on his face became serious. He put on his coat and said, "Officer Johnny has something to do with me. I'll go out for a while..."

Wang Qinghe jumped up: "I'll go too, wait for me!"

............Spain.

Madrid Region.

Calderon Stadium.

The weather is close to May, and it's already a little warm. Today is another rare good weather in the past ten days. There is no wind in the air. The sun shines on the Calderon Stadium almost all day long, like a concave solar panel, absorbing a huge amount of heat, making the whole fan like a volcanic crater that is about to explode. ... After the re-expansion, the grandstand of Calderon Stadium, which can accommodate 63,241 people, was already full one hour before the start of the game. More than 50,000 Atletico Madrid fans, more than 10,000 Newcastle fans, and more than 3,000 neutral fans, the camp clearly occupied the ball. The blockbuster stands held high slogans and sang songs to support the teams and players they supported... When the game was about to begin, Newcastle officials still did not make a clear answer about whether the madman Lee would appear in the game. Therefore, the fans in the stands did not know the black god. Will the strange figure appear in their sight on time... However, the slogans and flags like the mountains of Yingshanhong show the magpie's expectations for the head coach!

It is worth mentioning that those who raise the flag to support the madman Lee are not all Newcastle fans. In the Madrid region, there is another team that has never given up the nostalgia and gratitude to the madman Li. It is well-known all over the world and witnessed the madman Li from a nobody. Growing up to be a famous super head coach in football all over the world, its name is Real Madrid!

Everyone says that the Galactic Battleship is a team that is good at forgetting. In the star-stamping Bernabeu, what has always been staged is the laughter of newcomers, and the forgetting is the crying of the old people. Even if you are a super emperor superstar like Zidane and Ronaldo, after saying goodbye to Real Madrid, you will be quickly forgotten here... However, the fans of the Galactic Battleship have never forgotten that in front of the bronze statue in downtown Madrid, the Madrid fans who came to the flowers have never disappeared... Real Madrid fans miss the madman Li, and even It has reached the point of infatuation. Marca once conducted such a fan survey, and the result is that as long as the madman Li is willing to return to Real Madrid, the fans support the club to immediately fire the current head coach Schuster... Therefore, today, in addition to the two sides who came to the Calderon Stadium In addition to the fans, there are also many Real Madrid fans. They hold a huge slogan "We will always support you" spread out in the stands to cheer for the legendary heroes of the past!

Soon, the sunlight finally faded on the green lawn of the court. In the loud cheers, Chris Pat, the referee on duty from Germany, led the assistant coach to take the lead and walked out of the player channel!

Behind the referees, the captains of the two teams led the pink and cute little caddies and led their teammates out... As every Atletico Madrid player came out of the channel, the cheers of the home team's fans instantly covered everything. The Newcastles were not in the mood to fight with their opponents. He Their hearts were beating violently, and their realization stared at the exit of the narrow player channel every minute... It was like a century, and it was like a moment!

Newcastle fans and Real Madrid fans are waiting for a miracle to happen!

Finally, when all the players came out, and when Atletico Madrid's head coach Javier Aguirre also came out, everyone's heart beat to the most intense level in an instant. Will it come or not? Will he come or not?

One second...two seconds...ten seconds...fifteen seconds later, the staff was already preparing to push the telescopic door back, and the people full of expectations were about to sigh disappointed. At this time... An arm wrapped in a white bandage stretched out of the player's passage, and then, the one impressed countless people. The familiar figure of the heart, with an arrogant step, poked his head out of the passage... Everyone laughed!

This is the way they are familiar with the appearance of the madman Li!

He is coming!!

An uncontrollable cheer broke out at the Calderon Stadium in an instant. The volume of more than 13,000 people easily suppressed five times the number of opponents. The sound wave was like a tangible thing, rushing straight to the sky... The hearts of Atletico Madrid players shrank fiercely!

......"force--"

Judge Chris Pat blew the whistle at the beginning of the game!

Newcastle, the visiting team in a purple uniform, took the lead in kick-off. Ronaldo hit the football to Shepchenko beside him. [Nuclear warhead] continued to pass the ball back... Newcastle did not show the previous aggressive offensive posture. The football was passed to the goalkeeper [Spider-Man] Hugo Luo after more than ten seconds. At Reese's feet, the other players are all working hard... Atletico Madrid players rushed up!

After Loris let the football stop at his feet for a short time, he gave the football to the foot of left-back Gareth Bale. Newcastle began to slowly stop the attack... This scene was clearly seen clearly by Mexican coach Aguirre standing on the sidelines.

"...Aren't you in a hurry to attack? Is it because you are away from home that you want to adopt more secure tactics? In this case..."

Thinking of this, Aguirre made tactical gestures on the sidelines.

He asked Atletico Madrid's players not to put too much pressure on the attack, but to stabilize first and look at Newcastle's tactical intentions. Aguirre always feels that Newcastle's performance is digging a sinister trap!

The only thing that reassured him was that the madman Li, as he expected, really appeared in front of the command department. Ajire was glad that he was not confused by the madman Li's words!

... on the field.

Football soon came to the feet of [Angel Wings] Juan Mata. The Spanish midfielder, who finally started after nearly a month, showed a good state - he used his skilled personal skills on the sidelines, and the soles of his feet passed through a butterfly-like fake action to shake the route, forcing Made. The competitive full-back is successful!

Unfortunately, Mata's final pass should be slightly lacking in height, and he was headed out of the bottom line by Heitinga, the central defender of the Shep Legion... Corner!

At this time, Li, a madman who had been sitting on the command bench with a white bandage wrapped around his right arm, finally stood up. He slowly came to the side of the court and watched the disciples begin to stand in the penalty area, and the corners of his mouth showed a proud arc!

(to be continued)