Chapter 67 Anna and Li Yi 1
The next day, after a day of training, Li Yi was planning to go back. He is a little tired today and doesn't plan to practice any more.
However, before Li Yi packed up his things, he was stopped by the piggy with an obscene face. Hey, Artes."
"What's wrong? Bastian." Li Yi asked later.
Touching out his mobile phone, Piggy stretched out his head and looked around at no one. Then he handed it to Li Yi, "Look, I met this girl last night, isn't it the best?"
A bright golden shoulder-length hair, and the face is slightly fat, but it does not affect the overall beauty. Forget it. The most important thing is that the little pig showed himself this photo. The woman didn't wear any clothes, **! Even the thick grass in the forest below can be seen. What if this is not **, and the grass is also golden yellow? It should be tasty enough. Brother Xi shouted, I'm not alone, and there is a successor!)
Quietly wiping his saliva, Li Yi asked, "Don't you have a girlfriend? This is not your girlfriend, is she?
"Atus, are you a tiger? Haha, if you don't say this, just say that this girl is the best?" The little pig asked ambiguously.
However, Li Yi doesn't care about this for the time being, because the photo was taken by the piglet and the Yanma. Li Yi was not careful and saw the bottom of the piglet.
Seeing there, Li Yi's face couldn't help but look strange. I want to laugh but I dare not laugh. I can't hold it!
Seeing that Li Yi's face was wrong, Xiaozhu thought that Li Yi was hit by himself. He quickly comforted him with a sincere heart, "Don't be sad, Artes, I'll take you next time."
"Hahahahahaha" Originally, Li Yi was holding himself from laughing, but when he was hit by the pig, he couldn't help laughing wildly.
"You're not crazy by me, are you, Artes, what are you laughing at?" Seeing Li Yi's abnormality, the little pig was a little confused.
"Hahahaha" Li Yi shook his head and continued to laugh.
"Quickly, what are you laughing at?" Two big hands grabbed Li Yi's arms, and the little pig asked again. He was really curious. This photo is so coquettish. What's so funny?
In the end, Li Yi was really low-range and couldn't resist the piggy's crazy offensive. Then she pointed to the piglet's lower body in the photo and said with a smile, "Haha, do you look like a bird that has been striped off?"
After staring at the photo for a long time, the little pig finally understood what the bird Li Yi said was.
German is not as rich as Chinese characters, and it can also be expressed in many ways. So the piggy reacts slowly, and you can't blame him.
After thinking about it, Piggy also laughed, "Haha, Artes, you are not a savage, are you? Don't tell me that you still keep the hair there.
"Yes, what's the problem?" Li Yi naturally replied.
"Don't you trim them?" The little pig asked in surprise.
"NO"
"You should repair it, Artes savage. Haha" At this point, after Li Yi, the little pig also laughed forward and backwards.
"Why should I do this?" Li Yi really can't figure out what this has to do with savages. In addition, he has been influenced by his father since he was a child, and the thoughts of young Germans are still a little different. In short, Li Yi is biased towards conservatives, although his thoughts are very "pure".
The little pig spread his hands flat and said to Li Yi with a sincere face, "It's obvious that the girls like that."
With a wave of his right hand, Li Yi said "nervous" speechlessly. I don't believe that Li Yi will have such a strange hobby.
Coincidentally, at this time, the last member of the Bayern three-person group also came in, Scar Man.
"Hey, Frank, have you trimmed the hair underneath?" Seeing that Li Yi didn't believe what he said, Xiaozhu quickly asked Ribery for verification.
"Of course, this is a must. The girls have a good bite, and after shaving off the hair, it is equivalent to increasing your little brother by 0.5 centimeters, hey hey," Scar Man**# laughed.
With the support of others, the little pig continued to point the gun at Li Yi. "Why do you want so many things below, Artes?"
Without waiting for Li Yi to answer, the active Ribery also inserted in, "You know, Artes, the girls have always had to shave their hair there. Now they want us to do the same, understand? If you have hair there, they will think you are a savage.
"Fuck, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you two bitches" Li Yi is completely speechless to Piggy and Ribery.
"Hey, Artes, do you think if there is a girl who wants to bite, do you think she likes us or your bird's nest? Haha," the little pig said and laughed with Ribery.
"come/on Artes, in order to prove that you are a determined straight man, I don't think you will be afraid to shave the hair there," Scar Man laughed more and more **# said.
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"Forget it, I won't make fun of you, Artes, let's go and have a drink." The little pig laughed enough, so he said his purpose today and asked Li Yi to go for a drink.
"I'm not interested in those. You two go by yourselves." Although it was found from Piggy's mobile phone that the goods in Barvak were very good, Li Yi was still not interested in that kind of woman.
"COME/ON, Artes, why are you like wood? Today, we don't go to Barvark, go to ordinary bars, just drink." Scar Man stood up to help. Not only in China, foreign men also like to use alcohol, so they are a very kind invitation to Li Yi.
"Just drinking?"
"Only drink!"
"Only drink!"
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A little earlier, Soli's house.
"Hey, Anna, why don't you go with me for two drinks tonight?" Sori said to the other end on the phone.
"Forget it, Sori, you know I won't do that. Go to yourself." Anna didn't say it impatiently.
"No, no, no, Anna, you misunderstood. I'm not going to Barvac today. Let's go to an ordinary bar and have a few drinks with me?" Soli quickly said when she saw Anna's misunderstanding.
"Ordinary bar? Just drinking?"
"Ordinary bar! Just drinking!"
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Time: 8 p.m.
Location: HB Bar, Munich.
Pushing open the door, Li Yi and three people walked in.
The volume in the hall has been turned to the limit. It is estimated that even if you shout inside, you will not hear clearly what you are shouting.
And because Li Yi and others arrived late, the bar is already full.
The sound of shouting, singing and knocking on the table is deafening, and there is a faint sound of playing.
Through a group of people crowded at the door, singing and dancing. Li Yi found that a band was playing in the hall at this time.
He endured the discomfort. Li Yi looked and listened carefully for a while and found that he seemed to be a little out of touch with society.
Why do you say that? Look at the crazy young fans next to the band. It's not hard to see that they are very popular.
But Li Yi found that he didn't understand what they were playing at all. This is not a disconnect. What is it?