Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

029: Choose one of three

Wei Lingyan went out of the western restaurant, stopped a car by the roadside, reported the place he wanted to go, and sat in the car. He said angrily, "Well, if you don't have money, I'll see how you go back. You sleep on the street at night and want you to provoke me. I curse you to walk and fall, drink water and choke. You go to the toilet and fall into the pit. It's better to go to a trafficker, sell you in the mountains and wild forest, and be your wife. Wei Lingyan thought viciously in his heart that he didn't notice it at this time. My heart is so naive.

Since he met Hu Hu, his mood will always be affected by him. I don't know if it's their fate to be together in the future, or whether Wei Lingyan really hates him. Wei Lingyan himself can't tell about this matter. Since the first sight of him, Wei Lingyan's first reaction is that this man is really ugly. Wei Lingyan himself is a person with a serious cleanliness fetish. He is not only obsessed with personal hygiene, but also pays attention to perfection in human appearance. He doesn't like ugly things and does the same. No matter what he does, he also wants to be perfect. For the second and third time, when he saw him, Wei Lingyan still felt disgusted and disgusted, but Wei Lingyan couldn't figure out why he It will affect your mood every time, so that you always unconsciously lose your image on large occasions, hate him, and you should not be influenced by the mood of the people you hate.

The car arrived. In front of a building, he paid and got out of the car. He looked at the place where the gate was standing. He looked carefully at Hu Hu. He didn't expect Hu to come back and came back earlier than him. He was in a slightly better mood. When he saw Hu Hu at the door again, that good mood had also dissipated. It is.

When the Huhu saw Wei Lingyan coming back, he greeted him and smiled, "Young master, you're back. Are you full?

Wei Lingyan didn't seem to see him. He walked straight forward and didn't even want to give him an expression, but Hu Huhu said a lot of words during this short journey, such as "Young master, do you know how I came back?

Wei Lingyan was silent. It was not that he didn't say anything, but that he was so angry that he didn't know what to say. He had never been angry with other people's words. Even if he was told some unpleasant words, he still fought back those unpleasant words back to others, and he was not as angry as he is now. When Wei Lingyan was eating with Yuhu just now, He always felt uncomfortable when he heard those words, like a needle, pricking his heart lightly and heavily

Seeing that Wei Lingyan was silent, Hu Hu asked himself and answered, "The uncle who opened a taxi, when he saw that I was beautiful, he gave me a ride for free

When Wei Lingyan heard his self-answered words, he laughed sarcastically, "Ha ha, you are beautiful and take a ride for free. As soon as soon as you think that you are Pan An or Song Yu, you are, and you don't look in the mirror to look at how disgusting your face is. I guess they see that you are too scary, so they will take you a journey with fear.

Hui Hu doesn't care about Wei Lingyan's cynicism about him. Anyway, the way he gets along with each other has always been like this, and Hu Hu's face is getting thicker and thicker under Wei Lingyan's various unpleasant words

When Hu Hu came back, he had been thinking about how much the meal just now. He has been in this city for nearly three years. He also knows that the consumption in that western restaurant is expensive. Wen Wei Lingyan said, "Young master, how much was the meal just now?

Wei Lingyan glanced at him and said, "What? I felt uncomfortable spending my money, so I asked if I was going to pay back the meal just now

I feel uncomfortable, but I don't have money on me. Even if I have money, I will send that money to my parents. Although I don't have money, I will do a lot of things. I can eat, drink and sleep with me.

Wei Lingyan suddenly approached him and drew circles on his fingers on his heart. "Do you feel guilty and feel uncomfortable? Do you want me to go back and do everything I want you to do?

Yes, no matter what the young master wants me to do, I will go back and do it

Wei Lingyan returned to his original position, took out his handkerchief, rubmed his hand, pointed to a sycamore tree not far away and said, "Take off your clothes, stand in front of the tree, and stand all night

Huhu looked at the place of his finger and begged, 'Young master, you will catch a cold if you take off your clothes when you stand in the cold weather, and it's even worse if you meet a pervert in the middle of the night.

Didn't you say that you will do whatever I want you to do? Look how kind I am. I'm afraid that if you do work and your health will be tired, I won't let you do any work, as long as you stand all night

You still refuse. It seems that your guilt about me is false.

The tiger shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, I just don't think it's good to take off my clothes and stand there

You should thank me for my kindness. I didn't take off your clothes and drop you on the tree. That's good. Besides, aren't you usually very narcissistic? Do you want anyone to see your beauty? I guess you will stand there all night tonight. No demons dare to rely on you. Do you know why? That's because you are so beautiful. Those things will faint when you see your beauty. If there is a robber, your face is enough to feed the robber, so that the robber will not rob me. You can take off your clothes and stand there and watch the night for me, so that there won't be bad people coming in. If you don't want to. If you want to take off your clothes and stand there, then I will find someone to take off your clothes and hang you on the tree for one night. Choose one of the two

Young master, is there a third option? Hu Hu asked

Wei Lingyan smiled and said, "There is a third option, that is, I will take you to the GAY place and let the men there ** you, but I will choose those men who are extremely ugly, and let those ugly **you

Hu Hu lowered his head and said, "Okay, young master, I'll choose the first one, but I won't take off my clothes

Wei Lingyan approached him again and unbuttoned his moment. "No, do you want me to help you take it off?

The tiger blushed and said shyly, "Then I'll let the young master take it off. Young master, please be gentle.

Don't worry, I will be very gentle. After saying that, I took out the silver lighter and clicked it on the hem of the corner of his clothes.

The cloth on the tiger's clothes is flammable cloth. Wei Lingyan was a little dry and burned quickly. The tiger spread a circle on the ground, extinguished the fire on his body, and jumped into the pool. Young master, how can you do this? You are so cruel.

Wei Lingyan: "I'm cruel. Didn't you notice that my movements are fast and gentle?

The tiger trembled in the water and couldn't stand still at all. He threw his hands on the surface of the water and said with difficulty, "Young master, save me, I can't swim.

Wei Lingyan was anxious when he heard that he couldn't swim. He said, "Forbear a moment, I'll find someone to save you. After saying that, he walked to the alarm bell and sounded the alarm. After a while, Yu Zhe came over. Wei Lingyan pointed to the tiger in the pool and said, "Save him up quickly."

Yu Zhe went into the water to save the tiger and asked, "Young master, what else is the matter?"

Wei Lingyan "Yes, his clothes are soaked. Hurry up and find a strong rope, hang him on the tree and dry it.