Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

030: Separate calculations

After listening to him, Yu Zhe didn't say anything. He found a rope and hung the wet tiger on the tree. He moved very quickly. After doing all this, he asked, "Young master, what else is the matter

Wei Lingyan stopped him and said, "Go down. There is no need to watch tonight. Someone will replace you.

Yes....

Young master, my clothes are soaked. Can you let me in? If I hang it on the tree like this for one night, I will catch a cold. The tiger was hung on the root of the tree by Yu Zhe, and his hands and feet were tied to the root. This posture reminded him of the ancient costume TV series, the pig's hands and feet were tied to a pole, and the posture that the two people carried before and after Shit, looking at your rigorous appearance, I thought you would pay attention to perfection, but I didn't expect you to tie me up as a pig.

Wei Lingyan smiled and gloated, and then returned to his original indifference. "It's not that I won't let you in, it's because your clothes are soaked. You're almost cold now. Don't you know a saying? You will catch a cold during the hot and cold weather. For the sake of your health, I will let you dry your clothes on the tree. You have to thank me. I have never cared about anyone so much.

Young master, can you put me down? I can also dry the clothes when I stand. It doesn't look good to hang like this.

I think it's very suitable for you to hang like this. Well, let's not talk about it. It's also late. I'm going to have a rest. Oh, by the way, there's still a little bit to clean up the pool you jumped into tomorrow morning. After that, Wei Lingyan went upstairs and shouted at the tiger behind him so he didn't pay any of it. Humph, your little trick dares to be in me. Show off in front of you. Since you like to play those little tricks, I will accompany you to the end. In fact, the pool water that the tiger fell off is not deep at all. He has long seen the tiger trick, which is nothing more than trying to drag him into the water, so when he shouted that he can't swim, he pretended to be very anxious...

The tiger hung on the tree, and there was no sadness on his face just now. He looked around. No one was quiet and terrible. There was not even a sound of insects. He broke free of the rope tied to his hands, climbed down along the tree, sorted out his soaked clothes, looked up at the room on the second floor that had not turned off the lights, and laughed, but That smile makes people feel creepy. Ha ha, I didn't expect to be noticed by you. What a mistake!

went upstairs, changed a set of clean clothes, and came to Wei Lingyan's room. At this time, Wei Lingyan had fallen asleep.

Xiang Hu walked to the bed and stroked Wei Lingyan's face. "Young master, you slept so soundly.

Wei Lingyan frowned, but did not wake up. Hu Hu took out a white pill from his body and fed it to his mouth. Then he picked him up and came to the outside pond and put him on the ground.

Young master, you can sleep here tonight. Look, there is water, trees and moonlight here. It will be very comfortable for you to sleep here. This place is carefully selected for you. Young master, you will like it...

Hu Hu put Wei Lingyan by the pond, said a lot of words to the coma Wei Lingyan, and then returned to Wei Lingyan's room, lying on his **, thinking about something, and gradually fell asleep.

In the morning, Wei Lingyan woke up from a coma and saw that he was sleeping by the pond, and there was no trace of a tiger on the tree next to him. He was angry. He sorted out his pajamas and came to his room. He was about to change his clothes. When he greeted Huhu later, he saw that his ** was sleeping alone. This man was the tiger. He came to the bed and pulled the sleeping tiger down from **.

The tiger was pulled by him and woke up. Looking at Wei Lingyan, who was wearing pajamas and a pale face, he retreated back to the corner of the wall and said fear, "Young master, what are you going to do?"

What are you doing? Who let you sleep in my bed? Don't you know that you are dirty? Wei Lingyan asked

The tiger shrank to the corner of the wall again, and his body trembled violently. "It's the young master, you let me fall asleep.

I let you sleep on the tree, but I didn't let you sleep on my **, and why am I sleeping by the pond?

Last night, I had slept well on the tree, but I saw that the young master came out, put me down from the tree, led me to your room, and pressed it on **. I was afraid that the young master would be angry when you woke up the next day. When I was ready, I was pressed by the young master, and said, the voice of the tiger. With a crying voice, I struggled more and more, but I was pressed tighter by the young master. I even put my hand into my pajamas and moved my skin. Gradually when I didn't move, the young master stopped. Then you went out and slept by the pond. When I was about to pull the young master back, I was afraid that the young master would take me away. The second chastity.

After listening to his narration, Wei Lingyan only twitched the corners of his mouth, "How did I save you?"

Climb to the tree saved me.

Wei Lingyan, he knew that everything he did last night. What he said just now was also fabricated. He lived for 30 years and did not find that he had sleepwalking. How could he put him down by climbing a tree last night and let him sleep in his own bed? But at this time, Wei Lingyan's face was not angry at all and said to him. The tiger in the corner of the wall hooked his fingers and gently called, "Huhu, come here.

Hu Hu slowly moved to Wei Lingyan's side and kept a distance from him. 'Young Master

Come again

It's okay. I'm just standing. I'm dirty.

It's okay, I don't dislike it.

Hu Hu took a few more steps forward. Wei Lingyan's cold hand stroked his face. Hu Hu was trembling by the cold touch, "Young master, what are you going to do?

Wei Lingyan's hand gradually moved down and stopped on his collarbone. "Didn't you feel guilty that I invited you to dinner yesterday? I'll take you to a good place, which can relieve your guilt about me.

Young master, where are you talking about? Hu Hu said curiously.

Wei Lingyan put down his hand, walked to the bed cabinet, took out the disinfectant, removed the poison with his hand, and said, "You will know if you go.

The tiger didn't ask again and changed his clothes. "Young master, when are we going?

At this time, Wei Lingyan was carefully detoxifying his hand and said without raising his head, "I'll go in a while."

The cleanliness fetish is really getting worse and worse. There is nothing dirty on my face. Do you use your hands to eliminate the poison so many times? When Huhu saw him disinfecting his hands over and over again, he couldn't help complaining in his heart.

The two had breakfast, and the tiger followed Wei Lingyan. The two did not take a taxi. After walking for a while, Wei Lingyan stopped at the gate of Tianshan Renming Hospital.

Hu Hu was surprised, "Young master, are you sick?

Wei Lingyan did not say anything, but pointed to the blood donation car in front of him.

Young master, do you want to donate blood?

Wei Lingyan walked straight forward, got on the blood donation car, and said, "It's not me, it's you.

When Hu Hu heard that he was going to donate his own blood, he was about to go down. When he ran away, he was quickly pulled up by Wei Lingyan and scolded, "What are you running away!" Don't you feel guilty and upset that I invited you to dinner yesterday? This is a good place to relieve your guilt about me.