Free Life in the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 174 Vegetable Knife

Pure overnight, Qilixiang.

Don't mention the smell. Song Keren couldn't help vomiting before he could cover his nose. The death squad on the field retreated with urine all over, not to mention how embarrassing it looked. Or to be precise, shame and humiliation, grinning one by one, touching a handful of urine on their faces with weapons and rushing up.

Even Song Keren didn't expect their little man to be so powerful.

A servant mixed with the onlookers and shouted, "The old Zhang family, the old Li family and the old Sun family on the West Street are on fire. Go and put out the fire!"

Before shouting this word for the second time, I saw a group of onlookers rushing to the West Street like ducks. And among the kickers who were full of overnight urine, someone immediately loosened. Among those kickers who didn't smell, someone immediately sneaked into the crowd and ran to the West Street with the onlookers without looking back. That's not to watch, it should be to put out the fire. About this person lives in West Street for fear of being implicated.

The little man saw the effect and shouted again, "No, someone from the government. Run!"

After saying that, he took the lead and ran away. When he ran, there was panic among the people who smashed the field. Some of the smashing people who didn't know the truth spread their legs and followed him to the east. In this way, there are only five or six left in the dozen who smashed the field.

Song Keren immediately came to his spirit and grabbed the spoon in the hand of the little man. The little men and girls did not know where their courage came from. They came out of the room one after another and stood in a row at the door. Suddenly, the two sides were evenly matched. No, it should be said that the No. 7 or 8 people under Song Keren suddenly gained an advantage in the formation - at least, we are not full of fishy smell.

The butcher's sleeve erased the stinky urine on his face. At this time, only the word "angry crown" can describe his mood at this moment. If he stood on the podium at this moment, he would definitely say, "I want to thank the party, the people, the great God, Jesus and Song Taizu, for giving me such an opportunity to be insulted. In addition, I want to thank Amitabha, because when the inner bucket of urine spilled down, my heart Zhong shouted 'Omi hair', and as a result, your old man took the lead, and most of the bucket of urine was spilled on me. Thanks to my employer, if it hadn't been for your errands, Wang Laosan, would not have tasted the taste of mother-in-law's urine in my life. In addition, thank you for splashing my little girl. Your strength was accurate and quick, which made Wang Laosan's general grid, which was as light as a swallow, suddenly hit the urine bucket.

Wang Laosan, who was furious, suddenly took out a kitchen knife from behind. Whether the little brothers were quickly removing the (coquettish) smell of his clothes and wiping his body, he first took a step back, and then suddenly dunked with Kobe Bryant's determination to rush at the speed of Liu Xiang across the finish line, Lewis's posture and rowing across the water with a flying fish. The strength suddenly rushed to Song Keren.

Song Ke was shocked. Wang Laosan's speed was so fast that she almost didn't have time to respond. Song Keyen closed his eyes and said to himself, this time it's over. Among the girl, there was almost no time to scream. When Xiao Liuzi stepped forward to stop, the knife had arrived in front of Song Keren.

Only heard a "bang", Song Keren's legs were soft and he sat on the ground.

At this time, everyone saw a woman holding a vegetable pier in her hand and suddenly stood in front of Song Keren. But I saw that the woman had a black mole on her face, with a big mouth, a big nose, big eyes, and a fleshy face. If she is a fairy, she must have landed first. If she is a reincarnation of a flying fairy, she must have met a meteor in the process of reincarnation. Unfortunately, the meteor hit her face. That face can only be described by the word "evil". Let's put it this way, if this woman asks the immortals to help her with plastic surgery, I guess the immortals will cry. That's a technical job, and she can't overcome it as much as an incurable incurable disease.

The evil woman looked fierce and looked at Wang Laosan angrily. Wang Laosan loosened his hands and his legs were weak. He couldn't hold on his body and couldn't help kneeling on the ground with a "bang".

It was at this time that Xiao Liuzi didn't pull it up in one breath and fainted straight. The girls and the minions were in a hurry. Some went forward to help Song Keren, and some rushed to rescue the little six. The two groups of people and horses were unorganized and disciplined. In a panic, you stepped on my feet, I kicked your legs and stomach, and even fished in troubled waters. They secretly wiped the money from the little brothers who were peeing overnight under the steps. The bag was touched.

The scene fell into chaos. Facing the surrounding environment like a battlefield, the evil woman's face did not show any timidity. In those years, she was also a woman who had scolded her ancestors for beating people and making trouble in the government office. Two years earlier, the third aunt of Yihong Mansion was about to go around three streets when she saw her. To this day, no brothel dares to accommodate Wang Laosan. Everyone knows that he has a wicked woman, as far as how evil it is. For example, this woman is a "tough woman" personally awarded by the county magistrate (see the next extra for interested friends).

Wang Laosan is not afraid of the second uncle of the Heavenly King, the third cousin of the Lord of Hell's concubine, and the middle is not afraid of the emperor's dog head. Horizontal and vertical is a life, and 18 years later, we will be another hero. This is the character, which has cultivated Wang Laosan's courage. However, when one thing drops another and some tofu with brine, Wang Laosan can only find such a person in the world, that is, his wife.

Lao Wang San's wife, Hu Sanniang, is the evil woman who landed hard at birth.

As soon as Wang Laosan saw his mother-in-law blocking his butcher knife with a vegetable pier, he was shocked when he saw his mother-in-law's face blue, raised the corners of her eyes, and a faint sneer at the corners of her nose and mouth. This is a precursor to kneeling on the clothespan! He couldn't help softening his feet and knelt down with a sad face.

Regardless of the messy environment around her, as soon as she saw Wang Laosan kneel down, she stretched out her hand and threw the vegetable pier aside. She stretched out a sugar cane-like finger and pointed it at Wang Laosan and scolded, "You are an immortal ** thief, you know which dog's money you have taken. You are not afraid of my stomach if you do these immoral things. Does the unborn child become a eunuch? Aren't you afraid that you can't sleep in the middle of the night, and the big black dog bites your butt? Which one gives you the courage to kill? Is it possible that you killed someone and asked me to support your 70 or 80 mother, the child in my mother's belly... I was born without a father. You, you... I knew that I would never marry you as a beggar for eight lifetimes! Later, I went to get rid of the damn child. Tell you to kill and set fire at will, and take the money to buy (bitch) to laugh!"

Wang Laosan's face turned pale with fear. The words scolded by Hu Sanniang are no different from ordinary farm women. But when Wang Laoshi heard this, he seemed to hear thunder. He knelt down in panic and hugged Hu Sanniang's leg.

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I shouldn't listen to the dog Sun San's words. I'm wrong. I don't dare anymore." Wang Laoshi said and almost cried aggrievedly.

I only heard the Hu Sanniang sneer, and then pinched Wang Laosan's ear with her iron pliers-like fingers. Suddenly, Wang Laosan shouted out like killing pigs.

"Go home for me and see how I deal with you!"

Hu Sanniang pinched Wang Laosan's ears like a pig's ears, and carried Wang Laosan like a chicken and went down the steps. Wang Laosan followed the strength of Hu Sanniang's pinching ears and kept shouting, "Ouch", and his arrogant and domineering appearance just now suddenly lost his confidence.

Everyone can't help sighing that it's really one thing.

As soon as Wang Laosan left, he left a few stupid children who looked at each other with bare faces. They followed Wang Laosan who thought they could earn dozens of big sons, but they didn't expect to sing such a play, which made them feel embarrassed.

I thought that the follow-up troops could come up to support and grab a few pieces of cloth from the cloth bank while they removed their coats. Isn't it a waste not to grab such a large silk and satin village?

I didn't expect that these people were as disappointing as Wang Laosan. He was shouted and ran away. Now, Wang Laosan also ran away. Suddenly, everyone had no leader.

Song Keren pushed away the hand of the maid who supported her. To be honest, even she admired herself, but she didn't pee in her trousers at this time. There was even a trembling speech.

I saw that the girl with a peach blossom-like cheeks and snow-like body and satin-like hair took two steps forward and gently clenched her fist.

"Guys, I didn't anger you, did I? Song Keyen thinks that people are honest and down-to-earth in business, and has never performed as a profiteer. Today, you can understand that Song Keren has offended people, not everyone. To put it bluntly, you have also been used as a gun. Song Keren understands this truth by taking people's money and disaster relief. As of today's matter, I will not investigate you in the collection hall. Your clothes are dirty, and I will prepare the cloth for you. I, Song Keren, think I don't have the ability to be perfect, but I won't know what's wrong!"

As soon as these words came out, Song Keyen suddenly showed a little fearless spirit. It is hard to imagine that such a thin woman exudes a general-like aura.

Some of the lowered people suddenly lowered their heads. Those who wanted to escape also stopped when they heard that there were clothes to send them away.

Listening, he lowered someone and said, "What you said will not be investigated!"

"I said, I've never been annoyed by taking people's money to eliminate disasters! Xiao'e, go and distribute the two batches of black cloth in the warehouse to everyone.

Song Keyen said and looked at Xiao'e. Xiao'e was stunned, but immediately turned around.

Suddenly, someone below stretched out a thumbs-up and sighed secretly. Of course, some people say that Song Keren is stupid. How can he be so graceful to his enemies?

Only smart people can see that Song Keyen has won a large number of people's hearts with this little favor. Most importantly, how big is this to give the opponent a mouth?