Chapter 1 Beauty Ranking

A leisurely walker on the street, wearing a canvas coat, cutting his hair, slightly raised the corners of his mouth, admiring the beautiful women rushing to the street with ** eyes.

This is the so-called peach blossom eye. Even if he looks at it inadvertently, it can make people feel that it is an encouraging hint.

The Peach Blossom Viewer once measured his life. This son must be a scourge of innocence in the future. Being a star in this era may be a good choice, and it will definitely break the record of Kansai and become a new generation of idols.

His father doesn't like it and doesn't want his child to follow his old path in the future, so he can name him Changge. This word is taken from Lu You's Changgexing, hoping that he can become a hero like Li Sheng when he grows up.

When Xiao Changge was older, he understood the meaning of the long song line and felt that there was no need for heroes in this era. My ideal should be to be a person like An Qisheng, good at flute, wonderful in the piano, good rhythm, drinking and painting, free and free. ( Note: An Qisheng is a handsome fairy in the Qin and Han Dynasties.)

When Xiao Changge passed by Changsheng Road, a dirty beggar next to him ran over: "Brother, since I first saw you, I thought you were not a mortal, but brother hasn't been doing well recently?"

Xiao Changge pushed him: "Don't get too close. Go away. Look at my sad face. Can it go well? I know that you must be rich. Maybe your family lives in a villa. Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me."

The beggar was not angry and stared at Xiao Changge mysteriously: "How do you know? I haven't told anyone, but you see, I have some secrets here. After saying that, he lifted his clothes and took out a few magazines from the waist of his trousers and lit up.

As soon as Xiao Changge opened, the magazines in the beggar's hands were 'Jiuyang Shen Gong', 'Jiuyin White Bone Claw', 'Flying Immortals', and 'European and American Beauty Ranking'.

"I'll wipe it." Xiao Changge raised his hand and pulled out the 'European and American beauty list' in the beggar's hand and turned a few pages. It was full of bloody beauties, and he didn't ride a horse: "Fuck, are you a beggar? Are you professional and funny?"

Xiao Changge looked around: "What other programs do you shoot and where are the cameras?"

When the beggar saw that the book Xiao Changge took away was not what he wanted to sell, he quickly grabbed it back and put it in his trousers: "What program? This book is not for sale. I haven't finished reading it yet."

Xiao Changge looked at the beggar carefully: "Are you experiencing life? I think you have the yc9807 on your waist, at least 20,000 to 30,000 yuan. You are a beggar on the street to beg with a 10,000 yuan mobile phone on your waist. You don't look like it.

The beggar quickly stringed the mobile phone bag on the belt and covered it with clothes. He looked around and no one paid attention to himself before saying, "Do you care? Do you want to buy these three books? Don't sell it, don't hinder me from finding heroes who save the world!"

Xiao Changge patted the beggar's head: "De Xing, go away quickly. I don't have time to talk to you."

After saying that, he continued to walk forward, and the beggar took the book in his hand and followed.

Xiao Changge sighed: "Brother, can you not follow me? I'm not going well in the first place. It's not good for you to follow me.

The beggar followed with a smile: "Does it matter? Is the road your home?"

Six hours later, on the rooftop of a building on Changsheng Road.

Xiao Changge sat on the edge of the roof, stretched out his legs and swaying casually, looking down at the downstairs.

The beggar sat on the straw mat spread on the ground, holding a hamburger in one hand and a military kettle in the other, drinking the wine inside.

Xiao Changge sighed: "Brother is really not going well. He was played by the pervert for nothing, and he couldn't be dumped him with a beggar."

The beggar took a sip of wine and took another bite of the hamburger and chewed it exaggeratedly: "It tastes really good, little brother. I think you mean to jump off the building. Why don't you cheapen me and buy all my magic skills?"

Xiao Changge ignored it and said to himself, "The report said that someone jumped off a building and called the police, and then the firefighter came to rescue him. I sat on it for a long time. Why didn't anyone find me?"

The beggar laughed and said, "It can still be found in my brother's lost array. Is that brother's lost array still called a lost array?"

Xiao Changge's crooked mouth: "Bullshit!"

The beggar ate the hamburger in a few bites and put away the wine pot: "Actually, you are a villain. You don't answer me because of my low status. Hey, why do I like you?"

"To tell you the truth, I am also a person with an ID card. I feel that life is boring. Just pretend to be a beggar to experience life. My name is Mo Hongqian. Do you know me?"

Xiao Changge was stunned when he heard the name. It seemed that he had heard the name from nowhere, but he couldn't remember who it was. After thinking about it, he didn't remember who Mo Hongqian was, but no matter who he was, or not? Not heavy or?

Do you care about your own affairs, who he is, and has something to do with yourself?

Mo Hongqian took out his yc9807 and asked, "Kid, what's your mobile phone number? I'll contact you to play with you if you have nothing to do in the future."

Xiao Changge told him his number, and Mo Hongqian quickly dialed over. Xiao Changge took out his mobile phone and took a look. I'll go, a bunch of eight, this number is awesome x.

"Now I believe that you are a person with status. My father has always wanted a better mobile phone number. With your number, it's not easy to have money!"

Mo Hongqian's egg smiled and said, "Huh, powerful villain, have you been shocked by my brother's mobile phone number? Worship my brother, hahahaha~"

Xiao Changge curled his lips and said, "I'm also a person with an ID card. You follow me in such a sloppy way. You lose face to me. You also know your mobile phone number. Hurry up and don't delay me jumping off the building."

Mo Hongqian raised the back of his hand and touched his mouth: "Hey, coquettish year, I can't see it. What is face, what is free, what is life? Anyway, you are going to jump off a building. It's better to do good deeds and buy a few of my brother's secrets."

Xiao Changge took out his wallet and took out 100 yuan and threw them away. Mo Hongqian caught * and picked out three magazines from the waist of his trousers and threw them away before he turned around and left.

Xiao Changge sighed and said to himself that this Mo Hongqian was really a strange person. Is it possible that his purpose was to buy his magazine? When he bought it himself, he didn't follow him. He turned his head and left.

The night is already late. Xiao Changge, who is sitting on the edge of the rooftop, has never looked forward to coming to the firefighter brother, and no one finds himself on it to enjoy the cool.

Xiao Changge stood up, stood on one leg, and the other leg stretched out to shake. He smiled secretly in his heart: "Brother is going to jump off the building." I'm very happy to play.

In the room, the men and women lay tired and excitedly after the clouds and rain. The man touched the woman, the woman touched the man, and the TV also played a cheering battle film.

The sound of the key inserted into the door lock came from the door.

The two were frightened and got up to find a place to hide, but they were ruled out by both.

The person outside the door has opened the door and entered the living room.

The man lifted the curtains and opened the window, and then nodded to the woman. The woman looked under the window and looked at the man's face again.

The sound of footsteps in the living room gradually approached, and the woman nodded and climbed out.

Xiao Changge is playing, and his ears suddenly hurt. I wipe it, what a bug, bites so much!

Singer Xiao Chang grabbed it and didn't catch the bugs. A burst of numbness spread all over his body from the wound on his ear.

I was going to suffer. Sure enough, my body was numb and my feet were unstable, and Xiao Changge fell down.

I wipe it, and get back to normal quickly.

The crispness seemed to be overcharged, coming and going quickly, and Xiao Changge quickly regained control of his body.

Mao relationship, I have practiced, and no matter how high my brother is 20 years old, he can afford to hurt.

Xiao Changge adjusted his figure and looked over, the edge of the window, and looked at the brother grabbing.

Xiao Changge grabbed the edge of the window and slipped away without grasping it. I wiped it. My hand hurts so much!

Okay, outdoor air conditioning chassis, brother, I wiped the air conditioner. The quality is too poor. Xiao Changge tore off the outdoor air conditioning chassis.

At first, it was a drop, okay? Now Xiao Changge falls down together with an air conditioning chassis.

Xiao Changge adjusted his body and threw the air conditioning case down. He stepped on the chassis and jumped up hard. It was very good. The buffer reduced the speed. The chassis went down with a ssh, and the speed of his decline slowed down a lot.

It's another window sill. I couldn't reach it. Watching me fly in, Xiao Changge swayed his arms and legs and slid randomly in the air, as if he could really fly, but because of the clothes, he really approached the building. Good second window sill, I wipe it. Who doesn't want it?

Xiao Changge was about to fly in to get the window sill. He didn't want to fall down a layer. He didn't see the window sill. He saw an undressed woman grabbing on the window sill and looked up at herself in horror. He suddenly didn't grab the window sill and grabbed the undressed woman.

"Ah~" The screams of the two people.

The person in the window was watching Xiaotian hiding outside and wanted to close the window and pull the curtains to deal with the daughter-in-law who had just returned home. Well, before the window was closed, a man fell from the sky and directly captured Xiaotian. At present, he didn't care about the daughter-in-law who was about to enter the bedroom. He leaned out and shouted, "Ah~ah~" The whole person was stunned. .

Luo Ziqiong worked all day and came back very late. She gently opened the door for fear of disturbing her husband. When she entered the bedroom, she heard her husband shouting "ah~ah~" inside, as well as men and women gasping and excited voices.

Open the door and saw that a battle film was playing on the TV. The sound of coquettish and excitement came from the TV. My husband was lying outside the window and shouting downstairs.

"What's wrong with you?" Luo Ziqiong quickly went over and grabbed her husband. The man turned to look at his daughter-in-law and opened his mouth wide: "Ah~, ah~" and shouted with dance.