Chapter 2 Where do you drop the cake seller?

I'm going to die. This bare woman is going to kill me. The weight of one person, the weight of two people, and the speed of falling are as fast.

However, the weight of one person and the weight of two people are not the same as the strength needed to safely buffer to stand still. Damn brother just kicked his ankle in the morning.

Seeing the height of the second floor, Xiao Chang's singer couldn't throw it away, so she couldn't grab the bulge outside the building.

Looking at the ground getting closer and closer, Xiao Changge gritted his teeth and stepped out with his right foot on the wall.

With a 'touch', Xiao Changge felt that his whole leg was numb and wiped his eggs. It was really a high-tech job to take people to land safely in the air!

As he stepped on the wall to buffer and slow down, the speed of the two people has dropped a lot. Xiao Changge raised the woman with both hands and landed on his feet first, gradually extending and buffering the speed.

Then there is the force to cushion the woman's fall.

My legs are numb, and then it hurts. Nai's, isn't it broken?

The overall speed reduction buffered, and the woman's speed was not very fast, but the woman was bare and didn't hold it very hard. As soon as she slipped out, the woman pressed down.

"I wipe it, the cake seller, where will you drop it!" Xiao Changge squatted down by himself and lay on the ground. The naked woman was slipped down by his hand and fell on her face.

Damn, it's over, it's all over. How can I have a face to fool around on the earth in the future? My face has been ruined by this woman's balls~

Xiao Changge pushed the woman aside, shook her head, and struggled to get up. Fortunately, her bones were not broken, but her muscles hurt when they moved. The muscles must have been strained and torn. Xiao Changge covered his sore nose. Who said that it would be okay to lie on the ground and wait for rescue now? Then he was too ashamed.

And now this woman is bare. If someone took a picture of me with her, she really jumped into the latrine and couldn't wash it.

Xiao Changge took off his coat and covered the bag for the woman, picked up the woman and fled.

Shengxuan Community, Xiao Changge's home.

Xiao Changge closed the door with his backhand, put the woman on the ground, gritted his teeth and went to the bedside and lay down.

I wiped it. Xiao Changge took out three magazines that Mo Hong sold to him from his waist and threw them on the table beside him. He looked at the girl who looked at him in horror: "There are clothes in the wardrobe and put them on by yourself, and then you can leave. Don't tell others that you met me today, and don't tell others where my home is. Live, or you will die!"

Xiao Changge frowned and raised his hand to wipe his mouth and wipe his face: "What are you looking at? Change your clothes and get out of here. Believe it or not, I will beat you."

The woman took out her clothes from Xiao Changge's wardrobe and changed them with Xiao Changge on her back, and stood at the door and stared at Xiao Changge.

"Get out of here, believe it or not, I'll beat you." Xiao Changge raised his hand feebly and threatened.

The woman still didn't move and whispered, "It's far from my house. I don't have a wallet with me."

"Fug you, I saved you and asked me to pay for it, as if I were playing with you." Xiao Changge said angrily, "Come here, I have money in my pocket."

The woman was a little afraid of Xiao Changge. She rubbed over little by little, took out the wallet from Xiao Changge's pocket, then took out Xiao Changge's ID card and put it in **, and then put Xiao Changge's money clip into her pocket.

"I wiped you. Can't you see the money? Believe it or not, I'll get up and kill you." Xiao Changge shouted.

The woman retreated in horror, then turned to open the door and ran out.

Xiao Changge listened to the sound of the door closing, and his heart was cool.

Daes, my brother's years are not good. I have a big sister's head. Why is it so bad for me to get to Nanjiang? Let the two perverted designs play with my brother. I can't go to school. The beggars follow themselves to cheat their own money. At the roof, they can make mosquito bite and fall off the building.

I'll fall off the building. I've practiced it. I'm not afraid. You stuffed an air conditioner for my brother. I don't want you to stuff it to give my brother another bare girl. It's life. This brother can't be used to cushion his feet. I still have to protect her. I wipe it. I saved you. You have to kiss my brother. Now you take advantage of my brother's muscles to tear and rob it. Brother.

Brother, I'm having a hard time~

Xiao Changge lay at home for six days. Fortunately, the woman did not disclose Xiao Changge's identity and address, and no one has disturbed him these days.

When he was hungry, he ordered a takeaway and took a bite of pain. The first day, he endured the pain and took a shower and almost rubbed his mouth. For the remaining days, except for eating and going to the toilet, he had been lying ** to recuperate.

If you die at home, I'm afraid no one will know if it stinks,

Xiao Changge's muscle tearing has finally been raised. Although it is still a little boring, it doesn't hurt so much. It is estimated that it will be almost good in half a month.

Xiao Changge stood by the bathroom window with a toothpick in his mouth and a boxed lunch. Looking out from the open window, the spring flowers were blooming, and the community was green.

Spit out the toothpick and threw out the box in your hand. At this time, you heard the voice of an old lady outside: "Don't run, boy. I'll catch you this time. I'll ask you to throw garbage downstairs every day and fine 50." An old woman with red armbands on her arm quickly came out from behind the tree and shouted.

"Madam, I'm not at home." Xiao Changge shouted and quickly hid into the room.

It turns out that it is useless to hide in front of community administrators. People will know which window you are from.

The old lady knocked on the door and entered the house and issued a ticket.

Xiao Changge rummaged through his pocket and remembered that his wallet had been taken away. How could he have money? He had to discuss with his aunt: "Madam, do you think I'll make an IOU first? The money was stolen in the first few days. I'll go to the ATM to withdraw the money and pay you back later. It happened that the meal money in the past few days has been recorded, and I took it back and returned it with the meal money.

The old lady looked at Xiao Changge: "Are you the little song on credit at Jiale's restaurant?"

"Yes, yes, how do you know, auntie? Look, my house is here. Can people still run away? The owner of this house is me, not the rented house. What should I lie to you with this money? Xiao Changge answered.

The aunt stared at Xiao Changge with contempt: "Son, that's not right. Do you owe more money, more expensive than the house, so you can run away? The community has your information. Even if you go abroad, this account can't be lost.

"That's it." Xiao Changge took out a pen and wrote: 'Today Xiao Changge owes a fine of 50 yuan to the property.'

After writing, hand the note to the aunt: "Madam, don't worry, I'll take out the money and send it to you."

The aunt took the note and said, "That's not necessary. Just put the money in Xiaoshun in the restaurant. That's my nephew. I'll give the note directly to Xiaoshunzi for a while, and you can pick it up there."

Send the aunt away. Xiao Changge closed the door and said that this aunt is good and knows how to think about the residents. At that time, I will run twice.

Wanshan Community.

Liu Zheng sat on the stool in front of the table, counted a lot of money in his hand, and shouted without looking back: "Xiaofei, wash it quickly, otherwise the eldest brother will peek at you take a shower, and don't think about how expensive the water is now. It's not water flowing away. It's all my brother's blood."

After saying that, he counted the money and counted the money. Before Xiaofei finished taking a shower, he went back to the house with hatred.

Xiao Changge stood downstairs and smiled secretly. Hey, I'm so awesome. I'm so good at it. I'm in good health. I can't hurt my brother even if I'm so seriously injured.

With a low waist, he jumped up and raised his hand to grab the lower edge of the anti-theft window on the second floor to climb up.

Ninai's, lock the window? Brother, Xiao Changge stretched out a wire tool from his belt, opened the lock of the window a few times, and then sucked the glass with the suction cup tool and slowly opened the window.

After entering the room, Xiao Changge closed the window and heard the sound of running water in the bathroom and laughed twice. Hey hey, Xiao Zhengzi, you also have today. The last time I took a shower, you were hit by you. You must be proud for a few days. Today, let's see how I treat you.

Xiao Changge picked up the vase on the table and felt that it was not easy to use. He put it down and took the mop in the corner. It was still not good! If you want to do it, you have to be afraid of this boy and let him make a fool of himself.

At this time, Xiao Changge's eyes swept over the corner of a bottle exposed on the wardrobe. I wiped it. Isn't this the itchy water we bought last time we went to play? Hey hey, Xiao Zhengzi, now you have suffered a lot.

Xiao Changge walked over with a smile and took out the small bottle, a prank toy, super invincible itchy water, non-toxic and harmless, but if it touches the skin, it will take a few hours, and it won't itch after washing it with shampoo.

Hey hey hey, fight with my brother, you are still a little tender.

Xiao Changge took the itchy water spray, walked to the bathroom door with a treacherous smile, raised his hand and put the handle on it. I wiped it. Your boy took a shower at home and learned to leave the door. You are not a beautiful woman. I'm afraid that others will rush in and rape you. I'm really dizzy.

Despising Liu Zheng, Xiao Changge casually unlocked his door, pulled open the bathroom door and shouted in, and sprayed with itchy water: "Ah~"

Liu Zheng is lying resting. Hey, he graduated from school in Nanjiang and rented a house to live in Nanjiang and didn't want to go back to his hometown.

Every time I go back for a holiday, I always have to brag about it. Otherwise, I will lose face in front of those friends in my hometown. I don't think it's okay to live in Nanjiang. Well, my cousin came to me and was admitted to Nanjiang University and had no place to live, so I had to live here, but it's okay. The second uncle gave her a lot of living expenses and gave it to himself. Hey, why is he so soft-hearted? Is he going to open a room in a hotel now? Another expense!