185 Laojun's decree, beat you half to death!
Chen Qian Laozu, a sleeping fairy in Huashan, was born with a smiling face, but he is a little similar to the fat Maitreya Buddha. They are all a fat man with a big belly and a very good talker on the outside. However, Chen Qian, a good man, a good man, Huashan sleeping fairy, heard Gu Xiancheng say that he was appointed as a heavenly official by Haotian God and came to Xuan with official duties. Du Tiandou led the palace, also received a smile and sank his face:
"Brother Gu Xiancheng, what do you think of Xuandu Tiandou's palace? Sanxian Cave in the lower world? Did you come here to spread the decree? Please take care of yourself! Please come back! If you change the bad-tempered green cow and the golden-horned silver-horned boy, hey, even the Jade Emperor Tianzun can't save you!"
How did Gu Xiancheng think it would be like this? He said that Chen Qian, a sleeping fairy of Confucian, also gave himself a good face, saying that he was awarded the title of a heavenly official by Haotian God. He came only for official business, but he didn't even have a good face? At this time, he remembered that Haotian God himself still had kneeling to welcome the primitive charm, and I was still the brother of Yuanshi Tianzun. He actually ran to Xuandu Tiandou to lead the palace to take up the imperial edict of Haotian God? Chen Qian, a sleeping fairy in Huashan, naturally won't agree no matter how good his temper is!
But you have to let me finish my words! Gu Xiancheng wanted to say more, but he heard a rough broken gong roar: "I can't wake up! When did my old cow offend you? No matter who you see, you should slander the innocence of the old cow! My old cow is just a little grumpy, but the essence is not bad! Hahaha!" This rough broken gong voice was enough for people to drink a pot. Unexpectedly, the voice was extremely loud, which made Gu Xiancheng's brain buzz, and he doubted whether his ears were broken. If this man practices words and orders and can't control others, I'm afraid he will scare people to death!
The culprit is a Taoist in blue. The Taoist is an ugly giant. He walks up the mountain and shakes. His overdeveloped muscles almost tore the cyan Taoist robe. The most eye-catching thing is that he wears a deep white circle on his huge nose. Gu Xian naturally knows that the Taoist in blue is the mount of the old man. Green cow!
Although Qingniu is only the mount of Taishang Laojun and his nominal status is not high, in fact, because he can always get close to Taishang Laojun, that is, the first disciple of Taishang Laojun, Xuandu, the mage also has to shout Qingniu's younger brother and treat each other warmly, not to mention Chen Qian, ancestor, a sleeping fairy in Huashan, who is one of the eight immortals.
And in fact, Qingniu did covet blood and food. He went down to the earth several times to be a demon. If he were an ordinary disciple, he would have been beaten into reincarnation by Taishang Laojun, but he was the mount of Taishang Laojun, not a disciple, so he was just scolded by Taishang Laojun a few times, went down with a whip, and there would be nothing to do after a hundred days of recuperation! It can be seen that Taishang Laojun's intention to protect his mount!
"Brother Qingniu, you are too fierce. It's normal to say two words to you. Poor thing is our two brothers! Two pink and jade children, named Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, grow up to be beautiful men, who are also vicious by their rumors. Where can they find a double monk couple in the future? Hello! If you say bad things again, damage the reputation of our two brothers, give us any nicknames such as gold horns and silver horns, and can't find double monks in the future!?"
Two extremely cute children sat on the wide shoulders of the Taoist in blue, with pink and picturesque eyebrows. If it hadn't been for the boy's dress, it would have been two beautiful embryos! These two lovely children grabbed the ears of the Taoist in Tsing Yi and pulled them hard, making the Taoist in Tsing Yi unable to beg for mercy. How could ordinary people think that these two extremely cute children were actually the infamous demon king of the fairyland?
The so-called golden horn and silver horn can't find a double monk couple, which is naturally nonsense. When the lower world of the golden horn and silver horn was a demon, countless fairies were forcibly robbed, and a large number of children were taken. Later, although he was caught by the emperor, he still secretly went down to see his wife and children. Taishang Laojun also took a close look at the controversy. Although each has three beautiful women in the harem, no one dares to leave after knowing the golden horn and silver horn. Although the golden horn and silver horn look like two extremely cute children, I'm afraid that the private masters have become masters. Do you still care about whether there are no double monks?
However, as soon as the golden horn silver horn and the green cow came out, Xuandu Tiandou led the leisurely immortals of the palace like mortals seeing tigers, rolling and crawling, running cleanly. Although the eight immortals in Huashan did not run away, they also looked at poor Gu Xiancheng with a sad face and secretly said in their hearts: Poor child, Let you go and you won't leave. Meet these three demon kings and ask for blessings!
When Gu Xiancheng saw the power of the golden-horned and silver-horned Taoist trio, even the immortals in the palace led by Xuandu Tiandou. He suddenly burst into his heart. As soon as he wanted to say goodbye, he was pulled by the Taoist in Qingyi: "Brother Gu Xiancheng, right? You are here to find Wang Yangming, aren't you? The old gentleman asked me to greet you! Don't be afraid! Gold horn and silver horn! What did the saint Taishang Laojun say?
Jin Jiao shook his cute little head, tilted his head and thought for a long time before giving Yin Jiao a fierce head: "What kind of memory do you have! It is recorded that how does the saint of Taishang Laojun want us to welcome Gu Xiancheng's Taoist friend!? Take it out!"
The lovely big eyes of the silver horn were full of tears and said aggrievedly, "Why are you so fierce? Didn't you almost forget it? I don't think so!"
Silver horn took out the charm and said, "Husband, how do you educate your children? Unexpectedly, I told him to see the beautiful fairy. No matter who she is, let's talk about it after cooking! As a result, he robbed 14 beautiful women at the age of 16! Yesterday, he even robbed one of his twenty-fifth brother's granddaughter! If I hadn't asked clearly, the real circle would have almost lost your people!"
Mary's next door! The silver horn was too fierce. Gu Xiancheng suddenly petrified. Chen Qian, the sleeping fairy in Huashan, couldn't speak. Finally, Chen Qian, the sleeping fairy in Huashan, said, "Brother Yinjiao, I'm already asleep, so I don't know anything!" After saying that, Chen Qian, a sleeping fairy in Huashan, actually fell to the ground. I fell asleep!
The golden horn laughed at the silver horn, and the tears came out. He pointed to the silver horn and said, "Silver horn, it turns out that your family has this too! It's your 65 son, right? I didn't expect that the boy to look like a girl and do things so fiercely! It's your son! A father has a son! Laugh to death!" The golden horn laughed at the silver horn, and the smile was almost overgrily breathed! The Eight Immortals also made the appearance that I don't know this person!
Silver horn felt wrong. It took him a long time to react, pointed to Jin Jiao's nose and scolded, "Jin Jiao, you are slandering a good man! It's not my 65th son at all, because my 25th son only has a boy! You only have a girl in 25! Oh, by the way, it happened three years ago! At that time, you were laughed at by Brother Qingniu for a month! Isn't it!?"
Qingniu also remembered and nodded: "Silver horn is right. This is indeed a matter of the Golden horn family. Silver horn was wronged by you! Golden Horn, you have done a little too much!"
Jinjiao did not reflect on himself at all. He pointed to Yinjiao's nose and said, "This is my family's business, but do you dare to say anything similar to your family? Your eighth son's daughter was chased by your sixty-eighth son and had to take refuge with me. Is there such a thing? Don't say you forgot again! What happened three days ago, Brother Qingniu and I saw it! Can you deny it?"
Jinjiao and Yinjiao saw that they were going to fight again. Qingniu hurriedly separated the two: "Jinjiao and Yinjiao, don't make trouble about how to entertain Gu Xiancheng's Taoist friends explained by Laojun's saint. It's important thing will be a big sin to delay Laojun's matter! Silver horn, why don't you find out the Fu urn that records how the old emperor wants us to welcome Gu Xiancheng's Taoist friend!" Silver horn looked for angrily for a long time and finally found the charm of the saint of Taishang Laojun, but the content of the charm was shocked. The three golden horned and silver-horned green cattle looked at each other and were shocked!
Gu Xiancheng didn't think of hitting a hard nail everywhere. As a saint, he had to receive himself. Suddenly, he was so excited that he didn't know what to say! It took a long time to say, "Gu Xiancheng is just a fairy. Why bother to be entertained by the old gentleman? Dare not!" In his heart, he thought that he was accepted as a disciple by the emperor like Mr. Wang Yangming. It won't be looked down upon by dogs, played with arbitrarily, or even beaten.
It's just that Gu Xiancheng came to his senses, but the three people surrounded Gu Xiancheng in the center and looked at him maliciously. Gu Xiancheng felt wrong and wanted to retreat, but he was turned behind him by Qingniu and hugged him!
Gu Xiancheng saw that these three evil stars had bad intentions, and he was immediately scared and stammered, "Brother Jinjiao and Silver Horn, Qingniu Dao, Taishang Laojun wants you to treat me well... You can't!"
Qingniu has regained his true color, his muscles are swollen, and his whole body seems to be a few times bigger and said peacefully: "Gu Xiancheng, we have had no grudges in the past, and we should not have been difficult for you! It's just that the emperor has a charm and wants us to beat you hard!"
Gu Xiancheng has recently got used to being beaten and is about to fly away, but Qingniu smiled: "How can the Fu of the saint of Taishang Laojun be violated? Gu Xiancheng, this is the Xuandu Tiandou Palace, where you can come and leave if you want! Look at the trick!" But the green cow took off the white and deep circle on its nose, just to look at Gu Xiancheng!
Gu Xiancheng became a fairy official, and naturally had a good face. He was the first-class demon marshal personally sealed by the Jade Emperor, and also known as the Demon Heavenly Army. He was not a nameless miscellaneous card. Naturally, his socks and underwear were treasures all over his body. Gu Xiancheng naturally wore them all. As a result, he was held by the white and deep by Qingniu. The circle, in a flash in front of Gu Xiancheng, Gu Xian's achievements became naked ** like a naked pig!