14-Thunder's Hammer
Chapter 14 - Thor's Hammer
"Are you questioning the ability of the king?" Seeing Mo Fan questioning himself with disdain, the earth spirit Bangke was angry.
Grandma, when did I fall to the sad and miserable state of being ridiculed by two ignorant children one after another? Even if Pandora's little witch is here, she dares not talk to herself like this! TMD is too bullying the spirit, which is completely racist.
"I, I must make you two people who don't know anything pay the price." The more he thought about it, the more angry Bunker became. He waved his thin green arms crazily, pointed to Mo Fan with red ears, and cried loudly at the expressionless Andre. It's just that the crazy king didn't notice that he had fallen into a 'terry' carefully set by someone.
"Dear gobion king, I don't mean to question your ability." Seeing that Bunker was very angry, Mo Fan was secretly very happy. It's just that because he already knows the personality of the gobama Bunker, which belongs to the kind of donkey personality that doesn't go and leads the regression, so he opened his mouth to compliment in order to carry out the plan smoothly.
"What do you mean by what you just said?" Bunker, who felt slightly better after being complimented by Mo Fan, put down his waved arm and still said very unpleasantly, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation. Otherwise, I will drive you out together with this big stupid bear.
"Then I'll tell the truth, but you can't be angry anymore." Seeing Bunker's nod and agree, Mo Fan shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the small hammer lying quietly in the corner of the room, playing like a small hammer that was more than a weapon. He smiled and said, "Do you think this hammer looks like a best weapon? Anyway, it makes me feel like a child's toy.
"Forget it, how did I meet you two idiots who don't know anything!" Fortunately, Mo Fan said first, and Bunker was not angry. He just patted his head with great disappointment and said, "For Pandora's face, I will tell you the true origin of this inconspicuous little hammer!"
"Oh!" Seeing that Bunker admired the little toy hammer so much, Mo Fan also asked more and more curiously, "Please help me explain what's special about this little hammer?"
Looking at Mo Fan's face's desire for knowledge, Bunker cleared his throat, and then said slowly with a yearning face, "You have been deceived by the signs of this little hammer's worn surface. You should have heard of Alvis, the god of gobion!"
"Is Alvis very good?" For Mofan, a time-travelling man who doesn't know much about the world history of Rhinester, the meaning of the name Alvis is like a passer-by on the street, not just a resounding title, that's all.
"I heard this name from Miss Pandora." Seeing that Mo Fan didn't understand, Andrea scratched his head and explained, "I heard from Miss Pandora that Alvis is a very powerful king of landgos. In the brutal battle of the undead sweeping Rhinester tens of thousands of years ago, he was the first of the goblin to stand up and resist aggression tenaciously. Legend has it that the weapon he used was a two-meter-high two-handed hammer.
"It's still a stupid bear with insight. After so many years, I still still remember our great, omnipotent and omnipotent God." Hearing Andre's words, Bunker, the king of the godgoma, nodded with satisfaction and couldn't help showing off: "In fact, this inconspicuous little hammer is the Thor hammer used by Alvis, the god of the god of the geggoma. Generally speaking, I don't want people to have a look.
As soon as the goblin Bunker said Thor's hammer, Andre suddenly remembered Pandora's explanation before leaving and couldn't help laughing and said, "Hey hey, can I take this little hammer now?"
"Hehe..." Seeing that Andre was naive and really wanted to take away the Thor hammer that had become a souvenir, Bunker couldn't help grinning and said with a treacherous smile, "We can negotiate the price, but you have to pick it up first."
Hearing Bunker's words, Mofan, who was listening to the conversation between the two, was immediately unhappy. Because from the meaning of Bunker's words, Mo Fan already knew that he did not intend to sell Thor's hammer at all, so he took it out to show off, that's all. On the contrary, even if Andre really mentions Thor's Hammer, Bunker will have to pay a shocking price to make him retreat.
"This product is not to sell Thor's hammer, but deliberately take it out to show off! Shit! Don't you want to sell it? If I don't Q it, it won't be over." His eyes turned slightly, and Mo Fan pulled him and was ready to pick up the hammer of Thor. He looked directly at Bunker and said, "Since you are so confident that Andrea can't afford that broken hammer, do you dare to bet with me!"
"Why should I bet with you? What bet?" Provoked by Mo Fan's words, the angry Bunker did not completely lose his mind. He has always been a guy who pursues the maximization of benefits, a very rational rhetorical question.
"Let's bet if Andre can mention the broken hammer you mentioned." Looking at the hesitant Bunker, Mo Fan deliberately said sarcastically, "Great gobler king, do you dare to bet with me?"
"How can I be afraid of you two who don't know anything? What are your bets?" Stimulated by Mo Fan's words one after another, Bunker almost went crazy, and his brain suddenly agreed without hesitation.
Because in the eyes of Bunker, the king of the gobion, Andre, a little guy with only the cultivation of a third-order samurai, can't hold the hammer of Thor weighing thousands of catties.
It's true that Andre only has the cultivation of third-order warriors, but Bunker doesn't know at all that this guy, whom he calls a big stupid bear, takes an extreme route and practices the most difficult practice in the world, a mad warrior specializing in violent physical strength and an iron body.
Although Thor's hammer is as heavy as a thousand, for Andrea, it is only the weight of his punch at best. And Mofan bet with Bunker precisely because he knew Andre's real strength.
So when he saw Bunker foolishly and agreed to his bet without hesitation, Mo Fan unconsciously tilted the corners of his mouth and showed a smile that succeeded in the conspiracy. If you dare to fight with me, you will definitely lose.
Seeing that Bunker had begun to pay attention to himself, Mo Fan was afraid that he would regret it, raised the corners of his mouth, and immediately said calmly, "The bet is this broken toy hammer. If Andrea picks it up, you can give him this weapon for free.
"This..." Hearing that Mo Fan wanted the hammer of Thor, Bunker frowned and hesitated not to agree immediately. Because he always feels a little strange in his heart, which seems to be a conspiracy against himself.
"What the hell is this guy thinking? Does he really naively think that Andre, the third-level stupid bear, can really pick up Thor's hammer? However, thinking left and right, Bunker, the king of the godin who was already winning, really couldn't figure out what conspiracy Mo Fan had set up for himself.
"Do you dare to bet with me?" Seeing that Bunker hesitated and was afraid that he would not agree to his bet, Mo Fan deliberately stimulated him to say, "If you dare not gamble, honestly and quickly admit defeat!"
"Dare! What do I dare not do? Anyway, you are determined to lose. Bunker, who was stimulated by Mo Fan's words, quickly regained his composure, rubbed his fingers, and asked calmly, "If the king loses, you can give the hammer of Thor to the big stupid bear Andre. But what if you lose? What can you bet on?"
"You must be interested in my bet." Mo Fan, who had already got along with countermeasures, smiled and pointed to the mechanical puppets standing several meters high in the yard and said, "Have you seen those mechanical puppets?"
"What do you mean, boy?" Bunker looked in the direction of Mo Fan's fingers and said puzzledly, "Those mechanical puppets are things that have taken me decades to develop, and they have not been completely completed yet!" What the hell do you have in mind?"
"That is to say, you have studied for more than ten years, and they still can't move, right?" Seeing Bunker's blushing face, Mo Fan suddenly had a bottom in his heart and said with a smile, "Ha ha, if I lose. I can provide you with a mechanical drawing so that you can take fewer detours. I use this as a bet. What do you think?
"Are you kidding! Haha..." Bunker, who seemed to hear a big joke, laughed and said, "I haven't studied mechanical puppets for decades. You, a guy who knows nothing, dares to say that you can make these difficult mechanical puppets move."
"Why don't you believe it?" Seeing that Bunker didn't believe in himself, Mo Fan shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "As long as you show me the structure of the puppet, I can definitely transform these broken copper and iron into invincible killing machines."
"Do you think I will believe your childish lies?" Bunker, who had burst into tears, couldn't help shaking his head and said, "I think you'd better make a bet on something else!" This is really ridiculous."
"Since you don't believe it, do you dare to make another bet with me?" Seeing that he was despised by Bunker, Mo Fan, who was full of confidence, was not angry and said calmly, "You just need to let me see the structure of the mechanical puppet, and I can make a perfect upgrade drawing within half an hour."
Of course, Mo Fan said these words, and it was not groundless. For this guy whose predecessor is the interstellar era, Bajiquan acquired martial artist and super first-class 'ghost' scientific research master, it is really easy to transform these things with scientific and technological elements.
In Mo Fan's eyes, the mechanical puppets developed by Bunker himself are nothing more than the most basic prototypes of the fighter armor in the interstellar era. As long as he looks at its general structure, he can design a best and reasonable upgrade drawing for it.
"Okay! Since you are so big-spoked, I will be completely convinced." Seeing Mo Fan's stubborn look full of confidence and not seeing the coffin without tears, Bunker, who couldn't help shaking his head and almost burst into tears, had to nod and agree. Anyway, I won't suffer any loss, and it doesn't matter if I let these juniors see the gojid technology.