The growth history of waste Taoist

Chapter 64 ID: True Love Knight Shark

I heard a sentence like a heavenly sound of "I'm coming" and immediately turned around. Chengying was looking down at me with an expression called a... tut, and I couldn't see the horror of emotions.

It doesn't matter, who is afraid of who, at worst, I will give him the hand.

I just don't know if Chengying is good at scrambled eggs with tomatoes or scrambled eggs with tomatoes or scrambled tomatoes with eggs...

And after a day of bitter thoughts, I finally ate the dream Beijing roast duck...

Ah! Roast duck!

How crisp your slender neck is!

How beautiful your fat skin is!

How fragrant your soft meat is!

How great your full sauce is!

Everything in your body!

It's all so amazing!

Mary's craftsmanship is really good. I'm about to vomit and keep reaching out, and the man next to me tends to swallow the plates together. I began to think about turning Mary over as a part-time chef, so I asked, "Yes, Mary, I didn't see my uncles and aunts when I moved here. Didn't you live with them?"

She lifted her hair with a gloomy look: "They are busy with work and rarely go home."

"So you live alone now?"

She nodded and sighed, "I haven't seen them for almost two years."

"Isn't it lonely to live alone?" I was a little sympathetic and said, "Now that we are neighbors, come and visit us if you have nothing to do. Let's brag and chat online and drink tea, as long as you don't mind the terrible food I cook."

It's still the old saying that Mary is such an understanding girl. When she heard what I said, she took the initiative to ask: "If you don't mind, I'll cook. I don't have any hobbies. I just like to cook, wash clothes and mop the floor. If you want to visit me often in the future, leave these little things to me."

I'm very happy. What Mary said is called flattering men. How many people are willing to contract housework these days? Not to mention men, even women are too lazy to die. When they go out, they look like people. When they go home, they look like dogs. Mary's breasts, thighs and buttocks are also beautiful, and they are also gentle and virtuous. Love to do housework, spend money freely and generously, never care about it, and is also very gentle to me and Chengying... It is completely in line with all the obscene men in my heavenly dynasty "pragmatic, willing to be a backing, gentle and generous, loving husband and children, filial to the elderly, look like a fairy, and very rich!" The point of view of choosing a spouse!

I began to consider introducing my brother to Mary, or letting Chengying be supported by Mary. As soon as I was halfway through the idea, a voice in my heart said coldly, "You might as well sell yourself to Mo Han."

This sharp and really beautiful voice is naturally Chengying. I smiled at his cold eyes and leaned over to his ear and said, "Don't worry, I won't throw you to Mary."

His cold face warmed up slightly, and I added, "Who doesn't know that you want to knock down the vest."

Listen to "Bang!" as soon as the voice fell. With a crisp sound, Chengying suddenly put down his chopsticks and bowl and stood up. Without saying hello, he opened the door and went straight home. From behind, he saw that the skin between his hair was slightly red. I think he must be shy.

After dinner, I took the elder man to discuss the plan to abduct Mary to be a free chef, focusing on the idea that it would be better to make Mary interested in his brother. After talking for a long time, I found that the elder man did not understand at all, so I had no choice but to pat him back to the computer and open the document to communicate:

If Mary's parents have been out of home for a long time & Mary has no boyfriend

Then trick her into partnering with us;

elseif Mary's parents have not been at home for a long time & Mary has a boyfriend

Then try to get a meal while Mary is at home;

elseif Mary's parents have not been at home for a long time & Mary wants to find a boyfriend

Then tricked her to start a group with us and introduce her brother to her by the way;

elseif Mary's parents come back from time to time & Mary has no boyfriend

Then go to Mary's house for dinner;

elseif Mary's parents come back from time to time & Mary has a boyfriend

Then give up;

else

Then discuss;

...The above code has been simplified.

Although my program is full of loopholes and mistakes, the basic meaning is still clear. At least the man understands my idea at a glance, nod his head and crawled out of the computer. Sadako lay on the table and said, "I think I can try it. Her cooking is quite delicious."

I rubbed my hands: "I just don't know when my brother will come back, and I don't know about Mary's situation. It's troublesome for her to have a boyfriend, but according to her, I personally think she doesn't have a boyfriend, otherwise I should have seen her boyfriend in and out."

Ser also agrees with me: "I think she seems to be a little interested in Chengying. Why don't you let Chengying seduce her?"

I sweated: "You really dare to say the word seductive... But you don't need to think about this. I've already thought about it, and Chengying doesn't agree."

"I also don't think Chengying will agree, but didn't Mary say that she would cook when she came to the door in the future?" The man looked at me with his chin and said, "In this case, you can invite her over for tea and chat every day. As long as it is time to eat, she will take the initiative to do it. Don't you have to worry about lying to her as a chef?"

"If you think so, it means that you are really short-sighted." I said righteously, "It's too bad to just deceive Mary, because we not only have to provide rice ingredients, but also add a pair of bowls and chopsticks. My goal is to make Mary willing to pay for this part of the money, otherwise I really don't want to invite her to come here for free."

Ser: "...Mo Yuan, I really think you are a little shameless."

I nodded without changing my face: "Sister doesn't expect you to understand this high-level request. Now I only say four words: thank you for your praise."

sou gou:“..."

"But even if she is really willing to buy us food and cook for free, a lot of us are very short of money." I said, "The landlord does not charge rent for all-inclusive water and electricity, which can indeed save a sum of money; the vest refunds the house and posts us 800 yuan every month, which is a little shabby; Mary is in charge of our meals, which is just an assumption that all my current deposits and the 7,000 yuan entrusted funds that have not been received in the vest total of 7,300 yuan, not to mention that this money is enough. I graduated from college, and I think it will be difficult to survive this week.

"It's a little troublesome." The man put away his contemptuous eyes and looked at me: "What are you going to do?"

"Recommission." I said lightly, "You won't forget the entrusted transfer section of the Taoist Forum, will you?"

The old man said, "Do you want to go there to make money again?"

"Otherwise, do you want to go to Maiji to bring the plate?" I said, "well-known enterprises, chain operations, the world's top 500, boss companies (seemingly), competitive compensation and benefits, new employee induction training, the combination of assessment incentives and promotion... Are you temptivated, dear?"

"I'm going to open a Taoist forum." He sneaked back into the computer.

[Top] C+ Difficulty! 3000 gold transfer! But a knife!

[Top] C-difficulty! 2000 gold transfer! No bargaining!

[Hot] B+ Difficulty! Drop off the hero and ask to form a team! Free food, accommodation and car fare!

[Exchange] Hangzhou D-level! Please change the magic capital below C-level! The price is negotiable!

[Essence] A large number of C-~C+ difficulty long-term transfer! Please spread! Please promote it!

[Latest] Demons face-to-face! 3C1D! The price is negotiable!

......

I looked around and didn't find a particularly attractive transaction. Sure enough, the task of the 7000 gold E+ difficulty of the vest is to explode the character, and the difficulty is not E+, which is conservatively estimated to be above B+.

Taoist missions are divided into six levels: S, A, B, C, D and E, and each level is divided into three levels: +, - and flat. Among them, E- is of course the lowest, and the remuneration is too small to be taken; S-level is the highest, and the reputation level EXP can rise significantly, and there is so much money that people can directly rise from poor farmers to rich people, but S-level tasks are generally impossible to receive from the people, and most of the people who receive them also form teams.

Seeing ghosts and evil will cause bad luck, but the consequences are obviously different. It's just a slight resentment. I feel a little headache and my eyes are swollen. I can rest for a few days. It's just a blown to ask a Taoist priest for help. Because you won't use Reiki and props, the price is naturally very low, and you can charge it. The difficulty is E-level. If the situation is more serious, you are stained with things on your body by evil spirits and monsters. If you want to get a rope to protect yourself from the Taoist priest, it is D-level. If you are asked by monsters and ghosts, you need the Taoist priest to carry a sword and carry a Taoist charm. If you go to battle, the difficulty is level C; if you will encounter danger with the Taoist priest himself, the difficulty is level B; if you rise to level A, it belongs to the type of "the man looked frightening, bowed his head and hurriedly left without saying a word, stopped him and asked, but said, 'I can't do nothing I can do, you leave it to fate'..."

Long Taojia didn't see the situation of the two friends of the vest. He only saw that the problem was not big, so he set the difficulty as E+. Although this commission had a lot of money, it was very annoying to run in the east and west of the city, so he simply hung up the forum to transfer. I thought that I was very sad. If I knew this situation at the beginning, I would not take him 100,000 yuan. !

No... From the follow-up point of view, I'm afraid it's more than 100,000.

The old man turned over in the forum for a long time and didn't find a qualified one. I said that if it really doesn't work, I will take a few commissions to do it separately. It's okay to have less money, as long as he can finish the task and get the money as soon as possible. Suddenly, the old man stopped rolling the screen and clicked on a task to transfer to me:

"My brother's school is auspicious again. I can't leave on a business trip in Yunnan. Is there anyone who can help me to take a look?"

......my school! Go out and go straight 300 meters and turn right across the overpass and you will see the university!

It doesn't make any sense to manually block the big name now. With a little brain, you can search for the name of ×× university on Baidu's "East Four Education", so I'm happy to see this task. I dare to receive the task from my school, and it's also an unofficially designated commission. It's home. Relatives directly asked for help.

I was very happy to drag the mouse to read the content. The description was indeed a clint, and I decided to take over the task without hesitation: "Old man, search the registered users in the forum to see if there is the ID of the true love knight shark?"

The man fell down and then popped up the notepad and replied, "Yes."

I immediately clicked on the login interface to enter the ID "True Knight Shark" and the password "flyinbed" and entered!

Brother is really obscene.