The growth history of waste Taoist

Chapter 183 The author's IQ of this article is a hard injury

I really want to kick Bi Xie from the captain's position and replace him, but when Bi Xie climbed back to the game and told me about the captain's bonus system, I felt that only he could sit in this captain's position.

First of all, four people in our team, I use the bow, and the bonus system is different. When the senior is the captain, the system bonus is avoidance distance + avoidance performance, which is basically useless for me in the long battle. When the senior is the captain, the system is added to the pain + dizziness. Personally, I think this bonus is very heavy. Yes, but Bi Xie said coldly, "Are you sure you can shoot an arrow at the boss's weakness when you stand far away?" It made me successfully shut up and rolled around; and when I was the captain, Bi Xie directly spread out his hands: "Do you think it's useful to add bows and arrows to the team' hit rate?"

People all said that it was useless, and I was the only one who said it was useful. Well, this is actually obvious. Can the old man still be defeated by carrying such a big target as BOSS in close combat...

Then Bi Xie elaborated on the bonus of the hunting flute to the team. In short, his flute can play about five flutes, namely: attack power UP, abnormal state attack enhancement, wind pressure ineffectiveness, endurance and HP recovery.

So the people are sleepy at a glance. Mammy! A living wet nurse! With such divine auxiliary skills, who doesn't care whether he has a team bonus or not, immediately passed Bi Xie as the captain, and I didn't even object.

During this period, Mo Zhiru brushed the equipment with a fish intestine gluttonous vest and sighed that he was not in a good state. My brother and I smiled secretly, thinking that only you are the few embarrassing people who don't know the reputation of Mo Zhiru as a black hand. They formed a golden group to hunt Sa. You follow Mo Zhiru, and you don't expect to open Hongyu or Tianlin for a hundred years.

Bi Xie said worriedly: "I'm afraid you can't brush the boss without equipment... Although the core system of this game is a monster hunter, which is more operational than the armor level, it can at least carry two moves in front of the boss with high defense. If it is too low, you will be killed in seconds with one move. Let's brush the material first. ?"

Everyone agreed.

I looked sideways: "You don't complain about the material of this game, do you?"

He smiled dryly: "The core system of my game... is a monster hunter."

I nodded: "Uh-huh and then?"

"Then in terms of combat system and material collection..." He said while looking at the distance with illusory eyes: "It's also a reference to MH..."

"Akay, I see." I nodded, "Don't you just want to say that this broken game material is as resentful as Monster Hunter? It doesn't matter. You can provide us with a few well-equipped accounts. Otherwise, you can make a CMF plug-in to open all materials.

Bi Xie smiled dryly: "Ha ha, ha, have you ever been a game bug tester before?"

"None." I was surprised, "What does this have to do with playing your game?"

He instantly turned a positive color: "Do you know how many bugs a game will have during the testing process? Do you know how many of these bugs will cause the game to crash? Do you know how many of these bugs that cause game crashes not only lead to game crashes but also lead to game data loss? Do you know how much energy it took to integrate this game into the spiritual system? Do you know that if the game crash data is lost in the process of using the plug-in indiscriminately, it will lead to all my painstaking efforts? You know..."

I was so scolded that I forgot what to say for a moment. I just looked at him in a daze: "So what do you mean...?"

"brush the material." His voice is solemn and deep.

Since the fork of Nanyuan, Bi Xie has rarely been so serious in front of me. This time, it is rare to start the authoritative mode, which makes me completely novel.

I looked at Bi Xie, and then looked at Bi Xie. Then I didn't refute it for the first time, but looked back at the elder brother: "Let's go and brush the material. I booked a reserve of 5 to 9."

Mo Zhiru immediately coughed and stood up: "Oh, I almost forgot that so many of us have to eat, and there are only two steamed buns left in my refrigerator..."

"I have eaten those two steamed buns." The glutton next to him calmly added.

Mo Zhiru didn't even pause and continued very smoothly, "Then I'll go out to buy vegetables now. What do you want to eat tonight?"

The dishes we reported directly made up the whole table.

Mo Zhiru scratched his head with great distress: "Can you eat so much at once?"

"Isn't this me?" The gluttony calmly continued to supplement.

Mo Zhiru was finally speechless. He sighed and turned around and walked towards the door. Of the remaining seven people, only Taoyi stood up righteously and followed him out. Mo Zhiru was suddenly moved!

I only heard Taoxi say, "You can't take so many vegetables. I'll go with you. By the way, can you eat while walking?

Mo Zhiru: "..."

In a word, when Mo Zhiru left the door with a sad and indignant face, we had quickly restarted the team. The biggest black hand in this room is not here, and the remaining few people can basically form a team. Considering how lucky I am not to be more than E, we discussed it together and decided to let Bi Xie with the golden hand bring lucky E, and the rest of the group casually. If it really doesn't work, my brother and I secretly calculated and asked the old man to open a CMF plug-in, isn't it just the material... If Bi Xie can't open the plug-in, can't we develop it by ourselves?

There are only two teams left. Bi Xie formed me and the fish intestines, and the senior brother formed the vest and the old man.

I didn't feel anything when I first saw this lineup. As soon as I saw that everyone finished forming a team, I was ready to brush materials and upgrade equipment. Turning his head and saw the sad eyes of the vest, he was stunned again, and then suddenly remembered that it seemed to be probably... Bi Xie dragged me and the fish intestine to form a team at the fastest speed...

Actually...

I want to say...

As for...

If you really don't like the vest, why don't you just tell your parents to terminate the marriage?

The fate of parents is indeed difficult to violate, but now it is the 21st century. No matter how ridiculous the baby is, it will now be bombardized by "impeding the freedom of love". What's more, if I remember correctly, the core members of the Taoist school have always been married to other Taoist priests - although the profession of Taoist priest is now The society can't get along, but in order to ensure that the families of the core members of the genre will not encounter the embarrassing situation that "the husband Or wife, who has no power to bind the chicken, was torn into pieces and ground into powder by the demons who came to seek revenge... (Middlelue)...", all seven schools all opened their eyes and acquiesced in the existence of this rule - how could Bi Xie's father suddenly Want to find a girl with no Taoist background to get engaged to his son?

Shouldn't you really want to wash your hands and give up your business... The background of the vest family is quite in line with this rule in any way, and the vest sister is really good-looking. If you want to change it to me, I'm afraid that you will [delete] the hippie smile [/delete] and agree with a smile and agree... ...I don't drive a Mercedes-Benz BMW Lamborghini with a vest on the street to show off his senior lieutenant and rich beauty on the street. I'm still hiding from the vest every day like Bi Xie. As for it?

If it's not good, find a good-to-faceted boy. Er, no, wouldn't it be better for the girl to stand in front of her parents and say that this is the person who fell in love with your son at first sight and dedicated her life together for the beginning of life? Let the girl change into a loose clothes and stuff a pillow into her stomach to ensure that her mother won't say anything. He said, immediately slapped on the evil face.

Bi Xie snorted coldly: "Do you know that my mother will slap me in the face and let me use this trick?"

I was stunned before I answered: "I just said it again?"

Bi Xie snorted coldly.

I sweated so hard that I didn't dare to speak any more. I honestly held the handle and began to run forward.

Don't say, I'm really not used to this game when it's realistic... That's how the third-person perspective becomes the first person. I always feel guilty that I can't see what's behind. I stopped in place without running a few laps in the game, next to Bi Xie's low voice: "Mo Yuan?"

"What?"

He didn't say anything, and a few seconds later, a line of words came out of the system prompt box in front of him: "My game is not just a simple game. You should pay attention when you play it."

Is there any difference?

I was curious. When I was about to hit the keyboard and chat privately, I found that I only had a handle in my hand, even if I wanted to type... Then □○△× several keys... It was too difficult to input, so I was ready to get up and touch the keyboard, but I heard a dinosaur-like roar. I turned my head and saw a very familiar monster from the grass behind me. It came out.

- This monster is about two and a half feet tall and has eyes as big as a bronze bell. Sharp claws, fangs, and scales on the body.

The color is generally lake green, but there is a seemingly no electric current around the body. I only took a look and immediately said happily, "Thunder Wolf Dragon?"

××, Bi pseudo-niang's game is too shameless. You know, among the three monsters of MH, the last thing I fear is this monster. This 2G has no chance. It just appeared in MHP3, and although it is a logo cover monster, it is like a scum idol in front of Xun. Thinking that in those years, I was pushed to find my teeth by Xunlong in 2G. After countless times, the cat car worked hard and repeatedly abused Xunlong in the old dense forest to the point of being single catless. Thunder Wolf-- PS We mostly call it Lei Niang - this kind of idol who is worse than Xun Miao standing in front of me is simply not enough.

One of the monster hunters is that I'm most afraid of.

Looking up at the map on the upper right, the two teammates were far away from me, and the suspected Lei Niang's eyes lit up when he saw me. He stood up and roared at the sky. The crackling electric current immediately surrounded it, then bowed his head and rushed towards me with a little.

Naturally, I can avoid such a close distance without rolling. I stood in place without pressure and pulled my bow, threw away the small step towards Lei Niang's left side and turned around with a blind shot. The arrow plunged into the monster's thigh fiercely with the strength that could break the wind.