Chapter 36 is not deliberately hiding from you, but too many stories

Because of the Flower Official Festival, Xue Qianwu and Dongfang Biren were delayed for several days in Yanlan City. This can only be regarded as a excuse. Xue Qianwu always thought in his heart that it would be very happy to spend more days here.

For her, the capital is her hometown. Although they are not like wanderers living in different places, they have been away from their hometown for decades. When they go back, the young children have become strong middle-aged people, and young people have become old-aged people, which is like a big dream of sorghum. Things are different and sad. However, due to a special experience, she became more and more panicked when she was close to her return, and she was more timid when she was close to her hometown, which was also caused by objective circumstances.

Put your fingers together with your toes and check it several times, that is, the number of days she was reborn from the cold palace and drifted away.

The original Xue Qianwu in the capital had an embroidered house when she was a daughter. With the death of her parents, she entered the cold palace and no longer knew the outside world.

General Xue's mansion will not be small for half his life. I don't know whether it has been abandoned or confised.

Xue Qianwu opened his mouth several times and wanted to ask Dongfang Biren, but as soon as the words came to his mouth, it was difficult to say.

Then don't ask. Since she wants to go back one day and she is free, she will find out sooner or later by turning over half of the capital outside the palace according to her personality.

In the complex state of expectation and worry, Xue Qianwu's mood suddenly became bright and dark, and he lived a life without pain or itching. Dongfang Biren saw that she was not in a state and tried to tell some jokes to coax her, but she was not good at this, which was often self-defeating.

Xue Qianwu said with a knife and said, "When you flirted, weren't you very good at talking?"

Dongfang Birenjun blushed slightly and said helplessly, "That's what you adjusted first. You can always unconsciously make the atmosphere sticky into honey-like, stimulating my infinite potential, and then there is nothing to say... If you let me adjust it first, how can I know whether to add salt or spicy first, vinegar or sauce first? A misplaced dish is like a stir-fried dish with all kinds of strange flavors, so how can it get into your mouth?

Xue Qianwu nodded and said, "Anyway, your metaphor is still quite in place."

"How dare you, you are ashamed of yourself." Dongfang Biren is sincere, modest and self-respecting.

After fooling around for a while, Xue Qianwu asked, "The official documents have been issued to all townships and villages. I don't know when the Flower Official Festival will start?"

Dongfang Biren smiled and said, "It's agreed the day after tomorrow. Don't worry about this. Someone will be more nervous than us.

Xue Qianwu was happy and said happily, "Who is worried? I'm just panicked and worried that I didn't have a catharsis!"

"What are you panicking about? But for going to the capital?" Dongfang Biren touched her head and asked with great understanding.

Xue Qianwu said with a bitter face, "Yes, it's like the feeling of suffocation when it's almost time for the exam! The knife was mounted around my neck, but I was unprepared. My mind was full of large blanks, not even as the lamb to be slaughtered... I just hope that the time of death can come earlier and no longer be suppressed! When I rushed to the execution ground, I was relieved, because no matter how good or bad the result is, I always look forward to the end! Open the clouds and see the sky. It's sunny or rainy, just like that! When Ah Q went to the guilloma, he could still realize some truths. About revolution and death, it must be a form that everyone must experience!"

"Why is it so tragic? It's like you took the exam!" Dongfang Biren glanced at her, shook his head and smiled.

Xue Qianwu urgently clarified: "Some things, although I haven't experienced them in person, are also like suffering! For example, don't you feel pain when a woman has a baby? I feel very painful, and I always imagine that the pain must exceed the limit I can bear, and I feel heartbreaking and painful!"

Dongfang Biren heard it and stopped her and said, "As you exaggerate, are there any women who give birth to children? I saw them holding their dolls, and their faces were full of the happiness of being mothers!"

"The more painful it is, the deeper the love is!" Xue Qianwu smiled at him and said, "Master Dongfang doesn't even understand this?"

"I understand..." Dongfang Biren looked thoughtful: "But I always feel weird! You can't use the wrong place!"

"That's what it means!" Xue Qianwu waved freely and said, "In addition, don't think crookedly! Do you know how I know that it hurts for women to have children?"

Dongfang Biren was stunned and replied, "You have seen the birth! Extra** is like suffering?"

"Fuck you!" Xue Qianwu said, "I have seen it in court dramas. The ancient women who gave birth to children were all hysterical and sweaty! In the end, he didn't end well, either lost his bag, fell to death, or was strangled to death! We are much better in modern times. As long as you have money, you can go to a good hospital for caesarean section. Even if you have a difficult delivery, you can keep the mother and son safe!"

The oriental benevolent dish is frightening to hear.

Especially the second half, which made his face turn blue - where did she come up with these thoughts?! Thinking that he has studied medicine since he was a child, he is also a well-known doctor, and he has never heard of a caesarean section or anything like that!

Xue Qianwu talked endlessly, but did not hear the voice of Master Dongfang. In his heart, he is Nahan. He has always been good at listening and speaking. He looks like a diligent and good student. Why is there no expression today?

Xue Qianwu patted him, shook him again, and asked with a small face, "Which girl are you thinking about?"

Dongfang Biren came to his senses and said, "I want you to explain two words to me, palace drama, caesarean section..."

Xue Qianwu was shocked and asked, "Did I say it?" What did I say? Did I say it in a dream or during the day? Did I say it with my eyes open or with my eyes closed? Did I say it soberly or in a muddle?

"All right, you're a weirdo!" Dongfang Biren surrendered and said, "My ear has made a mistake, right?"

Xue Qianwu was a little embarrassed and said, "I was born to be useful, and there have been many strange words since ancient times! For my vocabulary, you should not only be good at listening, but also be good at deleting and selecting them, automatically ignoring those with rare beef tendons!"

Dongfang Biren was not very taught. At this time, he calmed down and thought about what they were talking about at the beginning. Which theme did you go to this time?

"Bear beggar, you are depressed about returning to Beijing... Can the arrival of the Flower Official Festival relieve your stress?" Dongfang Biren remembered the joy when she just asked about the Flower Official Festival and couldn't help but be full of doubts.

Xue Qianwu reminded himself not to be reckless and replied cautiously, "Returning to the capital is like an exam, but also like going to prison. Suddenly, such an interesting flower official's Day is inserted, like the New Year's Eve party before the exam, and like riding a kite in the spring race with my cellmates while in prison! It can make people feel comfortable and tired..."

Dongfang Biren raised his eyebrows and asked, "Have you ever been in prison?" Or did you visit the prison? Otherwise, how do you know the feeling of letting go?"

Xue Qianwu laughed and said, "I was imprisoned in the cold palace wall and looked at the four corners of the sky for more than ten years. Don't you think this is better than sitting in prison? Isn't it a day to return to the prosperous embrace of nature?

Xue Qianwu didn't wait for Dongfang Biren to respond and chanted, "Now I understand the connotation of that truth poem!" Life is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If it is for the love between me and Dongfang, both can be thrown away!"

Dongfang Biren couldn't marvel at her talent, but only entangled in one place: "What cold wall for more than ten years? How old are you? Have you seen the palace gate? Haven't you always lived in nature?"

Xue Qianwu suddenly stopped, aunt! I've been afraid of leaking the matter of time travel, but it's bad. I lost my life, but my identity information has been exposed!

No, no, the time travel can be said, but the identity can't be said!

In addition to the suspicious Nangong Zhili, there are also the eunuch concubines who have no end. She is going to rot this matter to death! God can't know, and ghosts can't know!

The immortal brother is a god, so he can't know it!

Thinking of this, Xue Qianwu laughed and said, "I have read Sima Xiangru's Fu. He has an article about Chen Ajiao, who abandoned the Changmen Palace!" It's really a thousand twists and turns. It's like reading it in person, which makes people feel wet and sigh with emotion..."

Dongfang Biren said, "So that's it!"

Xue Qianwu took a breath. In fact, she was still worried about whether Sima Xiangru existed in the empty history at this time! It seems that the poet has a big name and has vitality everywhere.

Dongfang Biren looked down at her and comforted her softly, "You also have a trickle side, but I want you to be happier. Don't immerse yourself in these sad poems in the future..."

Xue Qianwu took a few breaths and said with a smile, "Don't do it again! I won't look at these bad poems that harm people's feelings anymore!"

Seeing that Mr. Dongfang no longer asked, Xue Qianwu's heart was leisurely and half hung down. Really, my beloved Dongfang Master, it's not that I deliberately want to hide it from you, but that my sister has too many stories.