Chapter 35 Swan Brother Toad Girl, Fake Hypocrite is a perfect match

According to past practice, in order to welcome the new generation of government, Yanlan City has to decorate the lights and celebrate three days and nights together. This kind of conventional rule is called the "Flower Official Festival" in the local area.

It means that in these days, the government office should dress like a groom, be red and festive, wear orchid flowers, and drink, eat and sleep with the people regardless of their superiority or inferiority. The best outcome is that during this period, except for the important clothes, all the accessories were taken away by the villagers, leaving only the skin money naturally from the parents.

Even when it is too much, the government office will be bullied to blush and blush. At this time, there are also words, which are called "big red and purple". If it is also possible to be put into a ventilated coffin, it is called "official prosperity". As long as you want to get it and can be far-fetched with auspicious words, it can be used as a trick to complete the new government office.

In fact, to put it bluntly, even the grassy people who are used to slavery will occasionally have a delusion in the depths of their hearts, hoping to sit with senior officials and nobles, but the subtle regret of their lives. The Guzhu Dynasty was also enlightened. The people spoke out and gave feedback on poetry and music. I don't know who was the first to put forward this bad move, so it has been inherited for hundreds of years, with more and more forms and larger scale.

It is the government office that has survived this level and will be blessed in the future. High above, receiving the salary of the imperial court, receiving the kneeling worship of the people, infinite scenery.

This barrier is not a big obstacle for previous government governments. Because the previous government, almost without exception, is all hereditary. The hundred-legged worm died but did not stiff. Although the old government office is facing to step down, it has been in power for decades and is still majestic. Moreover, the new government office is the son of others. You have overraged him, and he will not kill you in the future?

So the "play officer" has always been empty talk. Even if you look forward to the Flower Official Festival for about a few decades, you have to stop. Just follow the process. Which people dare to go too much?

However, this time Jia Yubo is an exception.

First of all, his bloodline is not correct, and the people do not know that he is close to the Lord Dongfang. It is ridiculous just by the words of the adopted son of the Gaofu government. Moreover, his beautiful image has long laid the foundation. Seven out of ten people in Yanlan City have seen his jade body vertical. Before the day of the opera, there are hundreds of ugly appearances. On the day of the opera, I'm afraid that there is nothing worse than this? In the end, his adoptive father was too eager to return to the west and could not be there for him. A pure and unreliable official like him is really rare in a hundred years. The people have been depressed for a long time and are ready to move. Who doesn't want to play tricks?

Dongfang Biren is warm and tireless, introducing the Flower Official Festival to Xue Qianwu in detail. She listened with great interest, and her eyes were bright.

Dongfang Biren patted her on the back and reminded her, "You can't bully the weak too much. He has enough. I'm afraid there are more people than you want to flirt with his unruly people. If you get into another bar, you won't be able to stop."

After listening to Dongfang's good words and advice, Xue Qianwu forcibly suppressed the evil fire and said with a smile, "I have always abided by the words of my immortal brother. But this bustle must be gathered."

Who doesn't know that you love this mouth? I don't restrict you!" Dongfang Biren suddenly thought of something and said strangely, "It seems that you have called me immortal brother several times? Do I look so like a fairy?"

"Hahahaha..." Xue Qianwu was stunned for a long time and rolled with a smile: "You don't know, this fairy is not the same as that fairy!"

Dongfang Biren finally caught this gap and asked eagerly, "So what do you mean as a fairy?"

Xue Qianwu suppressed his smile and gasped, "There is a woman in the world, called 'fairy sister'!" This woman is often wrapped in white clothes and wrapped in exquisite and lovely body. Her black hair is like a waterfall and hangs down to her waist and knees. Her face is flawless like lotus calyx. Her eyes are like autumn water without waves. Her abdomen is poetic and elegant. Her legacy is independent and ethereal. She is noble and extraordinary, she is more extraordinary than Yue'e to Penglai!"

"This... can be imagined..." Dongfang Biren smiled and said, "If you dress like that, it's not much worse!"

"Shame on you! Don't put honey on your mouth!" Xue Qianwu pretended to cover his face and then said, "Compared with this, there is a kind of man in the world, like a white lotus under the breeze and moon in a secluded valley, which can be called 'immortal brother'!"

Dongfang Biren suddenly realized, "So you are praising me!" I always feel strange and think I'm an immortal!"

Xue Qianwu collapsed and said, "How can you say you are an immortal? In order to express my admiration, my vocabulary is almost exhausted for you, but you can misinterpret it. Such an appropriate name as 'Immortal Brother' has been demonized by you!"

Dongfang Biren raised his hands with an unbearable expression: "It's my fault. I'm convinced. Your head is weird and you always say something strange. Your thinking is so special that you can't use common sense to speculise.

Xue Qianwu bent his eyebrows and took his hand and said, "Call you fairy brother, do you like it? The connotation has been revealed. Are you still strange in the future?

Dongfang Biren whispered, "Just scream in private!" Although I understand, your meaning is really profound. If you get it in public, what will others think? My canon image has really been demonized!"

Xue Qianwu turned his head and thought for a moment, "Then I'll call you Brother Swan in front of the public, right?"

Dongfang Biren had indigestion and said with a stiff face, "Why is it called a swan with the word 'Brother' on the back?"

Xue Qianwu said, "There are many reasons inside. It's a long story. We are used to calling men who lead some kind of fashion or fashion 'some brother', such as naked brother, cat-abuse brother, sharp brother, and some kind of tooth brother..."

Dongfang Biren looked at her and said with difficulty, "Does my image look so rebellious?"

"No, no..." Xue Qianwu hurriedly clarified: "Let's see where I went!" There are also some good ones, such as inspirational brothers and eloquence.

"Why haven't I heard of it? I'm not unfamiliar with local dialects. When will it fall behind?" Dongfang Biren seemed to understand and muttered, "Then do you call me Brother Swan, is it good or bad?"

Xue Qianwu did not think about it, but only answered the second half of the sentence: "It's simply pure and good. There is no better!"

Looking at Dongfang Biren's doubt, he added, "It's just a little selfishness. I have your selfishness!" Brother Immortal, think about it, it has been said since ancient times that 'the toad wants to eat swan meat' is to squatting at the bottom of the well to have a spring dream! What is swan meat? It tastes delicious and unattainable. It's like deer antler bear paws. Looking at it, you still want to eat it!"

"I know that, you say it." Dongfang Biren saw that her saliva was about to flow out and quickly stopped her imagination.

Xue Qianwu turned a corner and coughed a few times to clear his throat. Instead of meat, he talked about the swan's goodness: "The swan's neck is slender, the white robe is sacred, the posture is elegant, noble and gentle..."

Dongfang Biren looked down at himself and felt a little self-pity. It's strange and difficult to describe! She is not personification, but personification!

After saying dozens of adjectives, Xue Qianwu's eyes were full of stars, his mouth was dry, and he felt that Jiang Lang was exhausted. She giggled and ended reluctantly, "That's a male toad with a female swan, and we are a female toad with a male swan! Since ancient and modern times, throughout China and abroad, this is the only one, only pair! Your beautiful appearance is the material for making swans! If you think it's strange, you can call yourself a toad and treat me as a swan. I'm so happy to accept it!"

"Just because I have a swan temperament, a swan worth, and a male, you call me 'Swan Brother'?" Dongfang Biren reflected deeply and asked with a frown.

Xue Qianwu praised: "It's wonderful! People's nicknames are precious, simple and refined, refined and shaped, shaped and divine, and divine! However, only three words can outline the biggest characteristics! It is full of charm, just like the man wearing a dim light, stepping on the bumps and standing in front of you alive!"

"The last sentence, you started to break it again." Dongfang Biren had just accepted Swan Brother's nickname. Before he got used to it, he listened to her nonsense and gushed out one after another.

"That's the 'chemical use' of poetry, which was made by my magic needle and sewing! In fact, when you take it apart, isn't it Xin Qiji's 'shruggedly looking back, but the man is in the dim light'? As for 'Stepping down the bumpy road', it is taken from the Tang monk in the Journey to the West!"

Xue Qianwu continued: "Tang Sanzang, who went to the west, is also a swan-like brother!"

Dongfang Biren was stunned. This is his first time. He feels that the sea of learning is boundless, and he looks back to the shore.

Xue Qianwu saw that he couldn't stand it and said the last secret words: "Your cousin Jia Yubo, what nickname do you think he should give?"

Dongfang Biren thought for a moment, "Are you a talented brother?"

Xue Qianwu smiled, slapped his little hand and said, "He is so talented that he doesn't accept his sister as an apprentice! If he has a talented brother, he will be a talented emperor! His small courage should not be called 'Brother', and there is a more matching one, 'Jia Jianniang' is the most appropriate!"

"He is a male, why did he become a mother again?" Dongfang Biren opened his warm and beautiful eyes, and it was full of confusion.