31. Class A patient

I woke up from the orange French sofa in the morning, made a cup of coffee, turned on the radio, and heard the familiar voice of the female anchor.

'Happiness is a word that expresses feelings. Feelings are rarely understood at this moment, and are quickly forgotten, and even always misremembered...'

Leaving the warm nest, I rode my bicycle on the tree-lined road to work. It was very quiet. The sea breeze gently brushed the palm trees, and the couple sat on the grass talking about love.

The sunny girl came from the morning and passed him. He looked back and thought that the girl should stop to drink water, but it didn't happen, because this was not a movie, and romance would not come to the door by itself.

Before starting the day's work, he sat on the rattan chair outside the restaurant and asked for a refreshing canon. He looked at the newspaper of the day, drank a cup of tea, and then lit a cigarette and took a deep sip.

"Start working!!!"

Ten minutes later, he walked into the clinic gracefully, entered his role, and hugged the first patient with open arms.

This is another style of film pioneered by Chao's Pictures, which adds a lot of pleasant memories to the boring era, the depressed era, no money, no social insurance, and no credit card era.

To this day, many filmmakers still miss the old movie, a warm and terrible movie. For this reason, we want to thank the young man who wrote the script. His name is Lawn Boy.

Maybe, Chao Gai didn't expect it, and he didn't expect that he would receive such a good script, but someone did it. It was still a young man who cut the lawn for his psychologist, that is, the lawn boy.

The story begins with the life of a psychiatrist. He is a patient listener who is willing to help patients and share their troubles and their sorrows.

"Sometimes what you know and what you do are two different things"

Mr. Xiao often tells the patient like this. Although it is a very hazy sentence, it can also be said to be ambiguous, but people love to listen to it, because it is very profound and takes a little time to understand, just to be distracted.

What's more, the little gentleman sometimes comes up with one or two classic sentences, such as: "The first step towards happiness is always the most difficult"

Yes, it goes without saying that many people understand it in their hearts, but few people can summarize it so incisively, which is memorable.

The guitar is faintly decorated with candlelight dinner.

There are no guns or killings in Mr. Xiao's world, but occasionally there will be fencing, horse riding, or walking on the beach, as well as a small number of wonderful martial arts scenes.

** will also be, but the little gentleman believes that too much ** is addictive, just like smoking marijuana, so he will try his best to control the inflated desire and set a good example for the patient.

I remember that a crying female artist once said to the little gentleman, "My life is so bad, do you know? I always think about **, in the car, on the balcony, on the wild road, and even in the pediatrician's office that I can't control myself. By the way, I tell you, I have a girlfriend who my friends call her a naval colonel. We get along very well. We always drive out for a ride during the holidays, and then, you know, I We will do a lot of things, including **. I know this is wrong, but I really hate myself. I think I'm sick..."

"..." The little gentleman was silent for a while. He looked at her. Her face had turned into an ink painting. Poor, should he say something?

After a moment, he lit a cigarette for her without marijuana. She took a few deep breaths and tried to control her emotions.

"Okay, I'm much better," she said.

Time...Space...

When the day is about to pass, the little gentleman bathes in the warm sunshine, then closes his eyes and rests for a moment, and reminds himself, "Sometimes, there is no need to talk or make any suggestions, just a move is enough"

This is the little gentleman's experience and one of the tricks in his work.

Tip two, unexpected encounter.

When the little gentleman went to the supermarket to buy wine, he met acquaintances. They recognized him at a glance: "Hey, you are the doctor who has been on TV. By the way, what's the name of your book? I want to see it."

"Forget it, don't buy that book. It's all nonsense. It's useless to you at all. It's not as good as a can of beer!" Mr. Xiao often says this to others, but on the contrary, his book is very popular, and people want to know if what's in the book is true.

Perhaps, you will get some inspiration from it, to life, to the world around you, to life, or to the people you meet.

Admittedly, there are times of embarrassment. This is the third trick to talk about.

Tip three, don't talk about sex in the shower.

A few days ago, the little gentleman made a fool of himself. As soon as he emerged from the green pool, the person opposite talked to him about sex and said a few words. The old man teased the little man and said, "Look, your face is like the balls of a truck driver now!"

The little gentleman shook his head and smiled bitterly, saying that your face was very similar to my egg.

There are seven days a week, and the little gentleman will go to the subway station exit on Sunday, because a gangster selling marijuana will deliver the goods to him on time.

Everyone has their own hobbies. They don't want others to see the side and the fragile side. The little gentleman also has it. He is not a fictional tough guy in the movie, so he also needs to live an ordinary life.

While holding the dog and smoking marijuana, she strolled on Hollywood Hill (Hollywood Hill in Bianliang, Song Dynasty), and then met a woman who was jogging and stopped to rest.

When he saw her, he walked up and said, "See you again. Do you often come here?"

"Occasionally, but every time I meet you"

"The world is so small. By the way, how about treating you to dinner if you are free in the evening?"

She smiled, revealing two shallow dimples on her seductive face, "Let me think about it"

The day of dating.

A few days later, the little gentleman went on a date with a woman. They ate in a restaurant and had a good chat. They drank two glasses of red wine and were very excited.

However, before going to bed, they just talked to each other, silently felt each other, and followed the feeling.

The next day, Mr. Xiao met another patient.

An anxious agent told him, "Damn, I really want to jump from the roof. I need space, a lot of space. Sometimes, I feel stuck in a place, which makes me afraid of taking a car, taking a plane, and living by the sea, because I think meteorites in outer space will hit at any time. On top of my head, the plane will explode at any time, and the tsunami will come overnight. Damn, I don't want to live, but before I die, I will fire my assistant."

"You should have an ice cream," the little gentleman told him.

"Why do you want to eat ice cream?" he asked.

"That will help you judge when it is best to fire your assistant," the little gentleman replied.

"I'll think about it, but is that kind of ice cream expensive?"

"You will know if you ask the janant of the yacht club," the young gentleman suggested.

"Oh, okay, I'll inform the assistant to do this in person later," he replied.

Every Wednesday, the little gentleman chooses to receive a violent veteran to help him clear his mind and live bravely.

"At that time, I was trapped in the jungle, surrounded by the Vietnamese Communist Party. My brothers fell down one by one. I fired desperately at all the suspicious places, behind the leaves, beside the rocks, puddles, streams, behind me, no, or behind me. I always suspected that someone was going to kill me. I can't forget, never forget. ..." The veteran grabbed his hair painfully and wanted to forget those memories, painful memories, but it became clearer and clearer.

This is a manifestation of the sequelae of war, also known as war spirit oppression depression, or intermittent mental hysteria.

The best way is to give him a gun and let him return to the battlefield to destroy himself, but that's the plot in the movie.

The little gentleman will pat him on the shoulder, pour him a glass of boiled water, and then invite him to participate in the beach club sailing competition. Many of them find their own fun from it, and most of them live a good life.

On Friday, the day before Mr. Xiao's appointment, he will serve the school once for free to help them enlighten students with psychological shadows.

"Are you divorced?" The female student asked.

"Are you married?" The little gentleman asked rhetorical.

"I haven't figured it out yet." The female student stood up, walked to the bookshelf, turned it over casually, and then circled to the wine cabinet beside her and poured a glass of champagne for herself. "That's great. I'll come here every week in the future!"

"Don't you want to go to college?" The little gentleman said.

"I don't know, but I want to find a man to have sex." The girl smiled.

"Have you found the man you like? I mean the person you really want to have sex with," the little gentleman asked.

"I'm still looking for it, but" she suddenly walked behind his back and put a small arm on his shoulder. "You're pretty good, just look for you."

The little gentleman smiled and told her, "If it had been ten years ago, I might have!"

"What about now, why not?" The girl asked him.

"You are my customer. I never sleep with customers, especially..." The little gentleman stopped halfway.

"Especial what?" Girls want to know.

"Bearby, I'll send you a bouquet of flowers. You go back and water it well. I'll see you next week!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

The weekend is coming, and the little gentleman will sit on the roof with his friends, drink beer, and chat about recent interesting things.

Then, take time to go to the white elephant laundry room on the street, wash clothes for a week, hold a book, sit next to it, and giggle from time to time to show that he is still alive.

After the hot weather, put on ten yuan a pair of swimming trunks to soak in the cold water and enjoy the sexy and revealing beauties by the way.

Next, go to a small party, a family party. Most of the participants are marijuana addicts, including some celebrities. The little gentleman can take the opportunity to curse the harm of drug abuse and say that he is willing to work with everyone to quit smoking and drug addiction, but he leaves. After the bird's nest with a white low fence, he continued to smoke marijuana and continue to squander his life.

When he comes home, the little gentleman will doze off in the bus. Before going to bed, he will call his new girlfriend, ask her out, and continue to flirt with her.

Although the little gentleman is not very good at chasing women, life still has to go on. He hopes that one day you can sleep with her, get married, and then have a child. Next, the child grows up quickly, replays his father's story, and finally ends the whole movie happily, end...< /P>

"But I have a problem," Liu Tang said.

"What's the problem?" Chao Gai asked,

"What will the audience think of this film?" Liu Tang said**.

"Yes, what will the audience think? Maybe it would be better to change the plot," Chao Gai said.

"I think so. Why don't you do this? The first act makes two women sleep with the little gentleman," Liu Tang suggested.

"What's next?" asked Chao Gai.

"Next, the female artist ran to Mr. Xiao's house," Liu Tang said.

"Why go to the little gentleman's house? She wants to see a psychologist and should go to the clinic," Chao Gai said puzzledly.

"This is a conflict, because the female artist is Mr. Xiao's mistress. When he saw Mr. Xiao's romanticism in front of him, he went crazy and vowed to kill him," Liu Tang said.

"That's ridiculous. It's equivalent to a surgical operation on the original work."

"This is what the audience wants to see," Liu Tang said with a wine glass.

"Let me think about it again." Chao Gai took a sip of the cigar and thought about it.

"By the way, if this is the case, everything will be changed. The agent jumped off the building, the veteran rushed to the street with a heavy machine gun, and the fired female assistant came to assassinate the little gentleman. Then, the little gentleman slept with the female student, and then the little gentleman wanted to marry his new girlfriend, but the female artist inserted again at this time. Come on, I want to destroy the wedding. In the end, the little gentleman died!" Liu Tang said with satisfaction.

"How did you die?" Chao Gai asked.

"I think it's better to turn off the light and die quietly after sleeping"

"It's not strong enough. I think it's better to take a helicopter and fall from a few hundred meters high. Before falling to the ground, I'm still fighting with people. Finally, I fell on a black Mustang car and bounced to the ground, facing the camera and blinking!"

"Okay, it's so good. Go back and ask the lawn boy to modify it!"