32. Ancient costume film

Nine thousand years is also a moment, the heavenly court, the Lingxiao Hall.

"Wu Song, do you know your guilt?" The Jade Emperor blew his beard and asked angrily.

"What's wrong with the little fairy? I'm wronged, Your Majesty." Wu Song, the sky wounded star, knelt down and answered.

"Bagile, you peeked at the seven fairies taking a bath and committed one of the seven major sins of Tiantiao. Do you think this is a crime?"

"Your Majesty, Xiaoxian just happened to pass by Yaochi next to the purple bamboo forest. It can't be regarded as peeping!"

"Don't quibble. Erlang God happened to pass by. Taishang Laojun has told me this. Who do you think can prove that you happened to pass by?" The Jade Emperor pointed to Wu Song and asked him to explain.

(The secret table in the book: Erlang God bribed Taishang Laojun three days ago, and Wu Song didn't know it)

Wu Song thought for a moment, and suddenly remembered a person and hurriedly replied, "Your Majesty, the Weaver Girl can testify for the little fairy!"

"The Weaver Girl!!!" The Jade Emperor shouted.

A moment later, the weaver girl flew into the hall, saluted, smiled white teeth, and said, "Your Majesty, long live!"

"Exemption!" The Jade Emperor raised his hand, motioned her to flat, and then asked, "Weaver Girl, Wu Song said that he happened to pass by Yaochi yesterday. Have you seen him? Is it true?"

"Your Majesty, Weaver Girl, I didn't wash my clothes in Yaochi yesterday. How can I see the Sky Injury Star King?" The weaver replied.

"Uh-huh!" The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and made it clear in his heart. Then he motioned her to retreat, and then asked Wu Song again, "Sky Injury Star King, what else do you have to say? Even the Weaver Girl said that she had never seen you, and she didn't tell the truth. It's just that she saw the ** of the Seven Fairies. It's no big deal. If it's a man, just admit it!"

"Your Majesty, I'm really passing by. If you don't believe it, let Taishang Laojun use that universe Ruyi mirror to see if I passed by Yaochi yesterday!"

"Okay, I'm convinced that you will lose!" The Jade Emperor waved his hand, called the Taishang Laojun, and ordered him to replay yesterday's events with the mirror of Qiankun Ruyi.

Taishang Laojun obeyed the order and immediately took out the mirror of the universe from his sleeve, threw it into the air, and urged the spell. Yesterday's scene was immediately reflected over the heavenly court, just like an open-air movie.

The gods stood in the hall and looked up. He saw seven seductive jade girls bathing in the hazy fog. They were as beautiful as immortals, all of which made people want to wear hot bodies, which made people can't help but have a devastating desire.

After watching it, the gods couldn't help praising.

"What a big milk," said the King of Tota.

"It's round and straight, white and shiny, worthy of being the seven fairies." Erlang God stood aside with his beloved dog God and echoed.

"If you increase one point, you will be fat, and if you lose one point, you will be thin. The slightly upturned ** is really the best in milk." The giant spirit god said happily with the Xuanhua axe.

"Big watery eyes, really love to kill me." The land god was envious of the white beard with a dragon's crutch.

"What a porcelain doll" Guangmu Tianwang.

"Um, the best beauty" Nezha.

"The temperament is very good, a hundred times stronger than the Queen Mother" curtain general.

"That's right, that's right, thin skin and tender meat, it's really nostalgic" Marshal Tianpeng.

"I've thought about it, I'll go on a date with seven fairies tomorrow." Taishang Laojun's Taoist child.

......

Just as the gods looked up at the sky and enjoyed the seven fairies taking a bath, a colorful auspicious cloud floated in the air. The picture shook left and right. The Queen Mother flew in. After landing, she pointed to Wu Song, who knelt under the jade steps and screamed, "Oh, the sky hurts the stars!"

Wu Song had a cold shud. He said, "Did the old witch take the wrong medicine today? Why did she yell at me? However, feared by the majesty of the Queen Mother, Wu Song quickly kowtowed and replied, "Xiao Xian is here!"

"Wu Song, I heard that you still peeked at me taking a shower, but this is the case!" The mother of the king shouted, which scared the gods. She quickly turned her head and looked at the unlucky star king Wu Song. She said that a good play was staged. Let's see what the Queen Mother would do.

"No, absolutely nothing." Wu Song shouted for injustice.

"Come on, let's beat the heavenly injured star king down to the earth and turn it into..." The Queen Mother didn't think about what to do to turn Wu Song for a moment, so she quickly turned around and asked Taishang Laojun.

"Taishang Laojun, Wu Song violated the heavenly rule. After beating down the mortal world, what will he become!" Wang's mother stared at him and asked, knowing from her angry eyes that she was going to torture the prisoner fiercely.

Taishang Laojun understood. With a wave of his big sleeve, he turned into an ancient book in the palm of his hand, called the Dictionary of All Things in the mortal world, which recorded all kinds of information. After turning over a few pages, he suddenly found a new word: **!

"Mother, you can turn Wu Song into **, so that his spirit and body will be devastated and he will live in pain forever!" The emperor replied loudly.

When the gods heard it, they turned into **, and they were envious, but it was not easy to reveal it. Because the Queen Mother was present, they had to pretend to be righteous and indignant, raised their eyebrows, gritted their teeth, and stood in solidarity with the Queen Mother.

"Okay, let's turn it into **! Come on, beat Wu Song down to the mortal world!"

Under the order of the Queen Mother, the giant spirit god rushed out one by one, grabbed Wu Song's shoulders and shouted, "Madam, Tianshou Xingjun is extremely guilty. Why don't I escort him outside Nantianmen? I promise to take good care of him!"

The king's mother knew that the giant spirit god had always been loyal, so she nodded and agreed. The Jade Emperor was also very satisfied and waved her hand to indicate that the giant spirit god could leave.

After a ray of incense, the giant spirit god flew to the outside of the South Tianmen Gate, and the auspicious clouds under his feet gradually dispersed. After landing, the earth was just in front of him.

The giant spirit said, "Our brother, don't say I'm ruthless. The Queen Mother has an order to knock you down into the world and turn you into **. Big brother, I really can't bear it. I want to help you."

"Ah, that's it. Thank you, big brother!" Wu Song hurriedly bowed and thanked the giant spirit god.

"Don't worry, but brother, I have something to ask for"

"What's the matter, big brother, but it doesn't matter"

The giant spirit god hurriedly looked around and saw that there was no one around. Before the doorkeeper arrived, he whispered to Wu Song's ear and said so.

Wu Song kept it in his heart and promised to bring things on the day he returned to the heavenly court.

"Okay," said the giant spirit god, "Now you're ready to do business?"

"Ready, big brother, come on"

Soon after that time, the giant spirit god raised his fist and beat Wu Song, the injured star king, which made Wu Song spewing blood and unconscious. Then the giant spirit god flew up and kicked Wu Song down the mortal world, then clapped his hands and turned back to the Lingxiao Hall to return to his life.