Chapter 4: Qu Yuan vs Zhang Yi

I got up after two o'clock in the middle of the night to pee. Seeing that the thin man finally couldn't stand it, he was sleeping like a dead pig.

"Damn, it turns out that Qu Yuan still snores!" I can't help but discover the tenth wonder of the world.

The temperature difference between day and night in Zhangjiakou is very large. I got a quilt and covered it for Qu Dasheng. As for the notebook, of course, it was turned off.

At six o'clock the next morning, I was sleeping beautifully when I was woken up by the damn child.

"Brother Qu, why is that thing black? Didn't you say that the man with a headgear can still live after being killed? Why didn't he come out!" The thin man was like a child who lost his beloved doll and wanted to shed tears.

I jumped up from **.

"Damn, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education, and no matter how difficult you are, you can't hurt your child's heart!" I was so angry that I opened the notebook, and then patiently told the thin man the common sense of how to turn on and turn off the laptop.

In order not to cause any trouble, I even pulled out the network cable.

As soon as I lay down under the quilt and closed my eyes, I faintly heard the doorbell.

I covered my head and pretended not to hear it.

"Three brothers, I brought you another friend!"

As soon as I heard this sound, the obscene face of Lao Wang's head suddenly appeared in my mind.

"FUCK, who did you bring this immortal? This makes people live!" Thinking so, I put on my clothes.

"You can't open the door if you don't hear the doorbell ring!" I roared.

But the thin man seemed to have not heard it. Obviously, he has reached the state of selflessness.

I'm afraid it's Brother Qu who plays CS to this extent!

As soon as I opened the door, a young man with an eight-character beard next to Lao Wang's head saluted me respectfully.

The sudden appearance of this young man almost scared me to death. The youth pimples on his face came one after another, but it was ridiculous that I actually found that the beans on this guy's face were combined, which were very similar to the two letters (S-B).

"Good brother, Zhang Yi disturbed the third brother's rest. It's really a crime. I hope the third brother won't be surprised!"

"Zhang Yi, which period of Zhang Yi are you from?" I can't help but think of Zhang Yi, the founder of the Zongheng family in the Warring States period.

"Warring States!"

When I heard these two words, I almost fainted.

"Lao Wang, come here. This instrument and Qu Yuan have a beam. What's your heart!" I stared at Lao Wang's head and said viciously.

"They all come to play in your era. Just treat them well. I have something else to do and leave first!" Before the words fell to the ground, the figure of Lao Wang's head disappeared from my eyes.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you? Are you not feeling well?" Zhang Yi came to me and said.

Although Zhang Yi is not as handsome as Qu Ping, this guy's three-inch tongue is very talkative. Otherwise, how can they be Qin Xiang and break the combination of horizontal skills?

I thought that I represented advanced human beings in the 21st century. Anyway, I couldn't lose my share in front of the ancients. I hurriedly saluted and said, "Little student Zhang San, I have been looking forward to Brother Zhang's name for a long time. I'm really lucky to see you today!"

After the politeness, the thin man was still addicted to cs and couldn't extricate himself.

But this is fine, otherwise the two people will have to pinch for a while.

"Brother Yi, change this dress. We are not popular with retro trends!" I said with a smile.

"Everything is arranged by the third brother!" Zhang Yi bowed and saluted me again.

I can't stand it. By the way, that's what it means. He hasn't finished yet.

"Since you have come to me, Brother Yi, don't be polite. Let's avoid your rules." Before I finished saying this, I found that Zhang Yi's eyes shifted to Qu Yuan, who was killing everywhere.

I hurriedly said, "Oh, that's a thin man. Brother Yi, let's go to the bedroom to change clothes!"

Although my clothes are definitely not suitable for Zhang Yi, this is the only way. Who asked him not to grow according to my figure? As for buying clothes, I am not so used to it. Online shopping is popular these days.

I can't buy new clothes for them this month, so I can only wait for the next old Wang to pay me.

"Brother Yi, this underwear is worn, not a headgear. This is a sock, put on your feet!" I hurriedly told Zhang Yi the low-level mistake made by Qu Yuan.

"Brother Yi, there is one more thing, that is, your hair has to be cut!" I pointed to my head and asked him to cut it like me.

"I know, I know!" Zhang Yi answered very simply.

Zhang Yi is different from Qu thin man. This guy's mouth moves like the Harmony train, and he still has a strong thirst for knowledge. (No wonder he can become a vertical and horizontal person) On the way to the barbershop, every time he sees a new thing, he always asks why.

And compared with Qu Shouzi, Zhang Yi is bold. After seeing the bus, although he was a little curious, he was not afraid at all.

When the beautiful woman cut Zhang Yi's head, the boy's posture was straight (maybe this is the sequelae left by the prime minister).

"Handsome man, lower your head!"

"Brother, lower your head!"

I don't know how many times the beautiful woman repeated this, but she lowered her head for only three seconds each time, and then Zhang Yi raised her head.

If it hadn't been for the experienced beauty, I'm afraid Zhang Yi's head would have been bleeding.

It was not easy to cut my head. I stared at Zhang Yi's eight-character beard, "Sister, shaved this boy's beard!"

Then I quietly pointed to Zhang Yi's brain at the beautiful sister, which means that the boy is mentally abnormal. Don't care too much.

Before leaving, I specially gave the beautiful woman an extra five yuan, and then hurried out of the barbershop.

"That bright thing just now is a mirror!" Zhang Yi said confidently.

I nodded.

......

"Qu thin man, stop playing. Didn't you see guests coming from home?" As soon as I entered the door, I heard the continuous sound of Ak47. It seems that the boy hasn't learned to shoot yet.

Zhang Yi stared at Qu Yuan and stared at the boss for a while, and then said to me, "What's his name?"

"Clim boy!" I scratched my head and said back.

"No, his name should be Qu Ping!"

It seems that the memory of the Zongheng family is super good.

Qu thin man looked up and looked at Zhang Yi, which was just a glance. Suddenly, he patted the mouse and stood up.

"Qu Shouzi, what does your brother's resentment have to do with my mouse!" I stared at the thin man and roared.

"Zhang Yi, I know that you are a villain who turned into ashes. It was you who bewitched the king to believe in your one-sided words that made us, the State of Chu break off the relationship with the State of Qi, and finally end up facing the enemy and seeking peace. Today, I have to ask you to pay for the life of the soldiers of the State of Chu!" The thin man roared and began to roll up his sleeves.

"Joke, when I was a doorman under your Xiangguo Zhaoyang, why did he put the thief and Shibi's shit basin on my head? If it hadn't been for my life, it would have been over. As for you King Huai of Chu, I can only describe it as mentally retarded. Doesn't he understand that there is no free lunch in the world? I was allowed to give him 600 miles, but the King of Qin disagreed, which is not my fault!" Zhang Yi retorted.

I hurriedly turned this off and moved it aside.

Originally, I wanted to persuade, but when I think about this fight, (one of them was the vertical family, relying on his own tricks and mouths, made King Huai of Chu fall into the king of Qin, and finally the State of Chu went downhill. From a historical perspective, the appearance of Zhang Yi is inevitable, and the unification of the six states of Qin is also a general trend, but at the same time, he also has a bad reputation. One is a loyal and good minister, but he has a bad fate and eventually became famous for thousands of years!) Even Chairman Hu didn't have a chance to see it. I couldn't help but sit in the distance and stare at the two people with an appreciative look at art.

qu shou zi and Zhang Yi actually began to fight. Fortunately, both of them were literati. If they were generals or something, although this scene was seen, I was afraid that the three bedrooms and one living room I rented would have to be smashed by them.

Half an hour has passed, and the two are still quarreling with you.

My head is a little big. I know that if I want these two masters to shake hands, they have to be soft and hard.

"Shut up. Qu Skinny, I know you are patriotic, but now you are in the future, on my territory. You know, if you don't let it go, then don't play games, don't stay cool!" As soon as Qu Shouzi heard this, more than half of the anger on his face went away.

I smiled secretly, and then turned my eyes to Zhang Yi, "You are also. Be your Prime Minister of the State of Qin. What are you doing running away from the State of Chu? You are really full!"

Seeing that Zhang Yi still wanted to refute, I hurriedly showed my ability to watch the house and said, "Zhang Yi, listen to me. If you don't apologize to the thin man today, tomorrow, when the old king comes tomorrow, I will ask him to take you away. I can't serve your master Zhang San!"

I saw that Zhang Yi didn't say anything, and then smiled and said gently, "Everyone came through it. They finally got together and shook hands to become good brothers."

"I will give my third brother a face. As long as he apologizes to Chu Guo, I won't pursue this matter!" Qu Shouzi said seriously.

"I'm sorry!" Zhang Yi can really bend and stretch, or why can he be vertical and horizontal?

"Okay, Qu Shouzi, please introduce these things at home to Brother Yi. ( Move your eyes from the thin man to Zhang Yi) If you don't understand, just ask him, Brother Yi!" I laughed secretly.

"This is all high-tech, and you don't understand!" As soon as I entered the bedroom, I heard the classic words of Qu Shouzi.

To deal with this kind of vertical and horizontal family, you have to use this trick. Sure enough, after a while, Zhang Yi will no longer ask.