Chapter 96: KTV Adventures
An hour and a half later, two familiar and strange people came down from a BMW.
"Is that Pan Mei and Lv Buwei?" I asked on the wheel next to me.
"Unlike, Pan Mei's hair is black, this woman is yellow, and her eyes are too long!" The wheel analyzed, and Mulan, who was sitting opposite me, turned her head and stared at the wheel with a very disdainful look and said, "Brother Wheel, what's your look? Why isn't that Pan Mei!" After saying that, Hua Mulan waved her hand to Pan Mei.
When Pan Mei and Lu Buwei sat in front of us, I was weird. This beautiful woman wears the current elements, which is bright, charming and charming. When I looked at Pan Mei now, the image of Pan Jinlian suddenly appeared in my mind.
"Pan Mei, your dress is quite fashionable!" I said lustfully, regardless of hers. Anyway, Pan Mei's dress is enough to enrich my eyes as a loser.
"Third brother, are you doing this? It's so big, and you don't say a word to me. Mulan, what do you think of Brother Lu's behavior? Isn't it very masculine?" It seems that Lv Buwei can't wait to be praised for a long time. I whitened my eyes and picked up a string of mutton kebabs and said, "Brother Lu, eat meat, eat meat. Where is your appearance? Not to mention wearing this, you don't wear anything. That's also a man!" Before I finished my words, Pan Mei began to laugh secretly, "Third brother, that's called streaking. I've seen it!"
As soon as Pan Mei said this, she probably realized that she had said something wrong and hurriedly changed her words, "I saw it when I was making a movie. Don't misunderstand it!"
I smiled and said, "It's okay. If there is a chance, the third brother will also give you a naked one, and you can show you enough!" Before this is completely finished, I have no one. You can think about the consequences of playing hooligans in front of Mulan - that is, she can send me to the hell store with one punch, not to mention other people next to me.
Soon, Zhaojun's sister hung up the sign of closure, and then all our members sat on a big table and began to chat.
At this time, women gathered in front of Pan Mei, from eye hair to hair to nail polish. That's an exaggeration. I never thought that the woman who came through it also loved to dress up so much. It seems that she loves beauty regardless of national boundaries and dynasties!
"Brother Lu, you can do well there. If you can't, come back. Third Brother is also a person with status now, boss, big boss!" I said exaggeratedly.
"Cut, just you, I didn't say you. If it weren't for me, you could earn hundreds of thousands of yuan at once, wouldn't you be the boss of an illegal stall? You have to be like this. Third brother, your ambition is too small." It seems that Lv Buwei regarded me as the boss of mutton kebabs. No wonder, when Zhaojun's sister began to do it. , he and Pan Mei have left.
"Lv Buwei, you really think that the third brother is not a business man. Let me tell you, the third brother is no longer the former third brother. I don't leave home now. Do you believe it?" I said something.
"Blow, you think I'm them!" Lu Buwei immediately said that he was a smart man. I thought, if they hear this now, even one person will have to kill you with a spit!
After closing the stall, in order to enjoy the life of the rich, we all ran to Jiulongshui, which is a KTV integrating entertainment. Of course, it is said that there are special services in it, but I haven't had time to try it yet. Otherwise, I would not be a virgin.
"Room 502, Brother Wu, take them in first. I'll buy some drinks!" Wu Er heard my words and took everyone to the door of the elevator.
Just as I paid and was about to chase them, a familiar figure was coming towards me. I suddenly turned around, and then a sense of crisis suddenly appeared in my mind.
"Han Xin, why did this boy come here? Is he here to prostitute? No way, I didn't take the paparazzi this time. He won't let me drill his crotch!" My brain is spinning quickly, hoping that this boy didn't see himself.
"Brother Xin!"
"Brother Xin!" Every waiter would shout like this after seeing Han Xin. I was immediately stunned. Now there are two possibilities. The first is that Han Xin often comes here, so he is very familiar with every waitress. The second is that Han Xin is the hitman, that is, the legendary audience.
"Zhang San!" When I heard Han Xin's voice, my heart was extremely cold. It's over. It's over. It's dead. It must be dead.
"Zhang San, stop!" Although every word of Han Xin's words flew into my ears, I walked forward as if I was okay, but in fact, my hands and feet began to tremble.
Suddenly, a big hand patted me on the shoulder, and then my footsteps stopped. I deliberately grinned, rolled my eyes and turned around and said, "I'm not Zhang San. You've found the wrong person!"
Han Xin immediately laughed when he heard my words. Third brother, you are too funny. If you don't open your mouth, you will scold me when you come up, or I really thought you were not the third brother, but if you ask that, you are not guilty!" Han Xin even used psychology. I know that this scene is meaningless. Just die. Anyway, you will die sooner or later. At worst, I will go to kindergarten in five years. See you in kindergarten!
"Third brother, you're welcome. If you come to me, you have to have a drink!" Han Xin stretched out his left hand, and suddenly a waitress in a miniskirt came over with two cocktails.
"Yo, Brother Xin has a good taste and has drunk foreign wine. Has he started to pick up foreign girls now!" Since you are a hero, be a complete hero. Isn't Han also carrying a head with two arms? So is I. If we fight for wine, I may not lose. Will you do it? Will you? I will be jealous? Will you take a sip and spit?
Damn, can I speak the six-vein sword?
In fact, I still have a hope at this time, that is, they found that I had lost the wheel and came down to me. In this way, I won't fight against the Fox Army!
"Just play and make the third brother laugh!" Seeing that Han Xin is still very polite now, I hurriedly said, "Brother Xin, have you forgotten what we said last time?"
"What, what?" I don't know if Han Xin said so deliberately or really forgot it. If he really forgot it, it would be a big deal!
"Do you remember that you begged me to help you find someone, that's your godmother?" I reminded Han Xin that after hearing my words, he was stunned first, and then a strange smile.
"Third brother, I remember, how can I not remember? Did you find my godmother? Where is she?" Han Xin said excitedly. I thought that you didn't even tell me what your godmother's name was and what she looked like. How can I find it from you? In other words, that is, I only know that Han Xin's godmother is a woman, that's all!
When Han Xin heard my explanation, he first touched his chin, and then stared at me with a strange look and said, "Third brother, you're not kidding me, do you? You don't know what my godmother looks like!"
"No, Brother Xin, how can I know what your godmother looks like? Besides, we are not from the same era!" My back is now in a cold sweat. God knows what's wrong with Han Xin's thinking system. Anyway, I'm sure that his thinking is different from that of normal people.
"My godmother is tall, thin, and her eyes are very kind, just like the rebirth of Guanyin!" I listened to Han Xin's vague description and wanted to find it according to what he described. The street was full of his mother.
"Can you be more detailed?" I swallowed and said.
At this time, I vaguely felt a murderous atmosphere, a very strong murderous atmosphere.
"Zhang San, I already knew that you were bragging. It seems that you didn't see the coffin and didn't cry. Tell me where my godmother is and where did you hide her?" Han Xin twisted my arm, nourished his teeth, and grinned.
"Brother Xin, we have something to say and something to say. Why are we rude?" My tears of pain kept rolling out. Fortunately, I knew it. If I didn't know, I thought something was wrong with my family. Who made me keep calling my mother?
At this moment, the figure of the wheel suddenly appeared in my eyes. I hurriedly asked for help, but I found that the wheel's eyes were directly seduced by a charming woman.
"Brother Yu!" I couldn't help repeating the old trick. It turned out that this move was very useful. As soon as Han Xin let go, I escaped from the cage. Just as I escaped five steps away, Han Xin knew that he had been deceived.
"Damn!" Han Xin shouted angrily, and at the same time, I found that a devil-like madman suddenly appeared beside me. The reason for saying this is that the boy is so strong that his muscles are connected one by one as if they are welded by a machine.
"Brother, please make way!" I was like a chicken in front of him, and I vaguely felt that my heart was beating wildly, and a very bad feeling had completely covered me.
"Fen, take him down!" I was stunned when I heard Han Xin's voice. What Fan Wei, is he the Fan Wei? Before I had time to resist, I was lifted up by Fan Yu like a chicken, and then I saw Han Xin's gloomy smile. I thought that I was finished this time and died. I must die!
"Whires!"
"Sister Hua!" I kept shouting, but no one answered me, and the lively guests next to me stared at me like beasts.
"Where's my godmother? Come on, my patience is limited!" Han Xin forced to ask again. I thought that since this boy believed that his godmother was in my hands, I would simply make a plan.
"Brother Xin, your godmother is married and is doing well now. We are still brothers!" As soon as I said this, Han Xin suddenly stared at me with a very strange look as if he had been slapped with a stick. Seeing that I had the possibility of winning, I hurriedly raised my eyes and roared at Fan Yu, "Bold slave, why don't you put down your third master!" I never thought of my roar. Fan Yu really put himself down, and then I covered my buttocks and began to scold the street. But I know that what I have to do at this time is to tell this lie. Only by making Han Xinxin think it is true can he successfully escape, otherwise he will definitely die again.