Chapter 276 angry fairy
Zhou Jingxian was stunned when she heard the words, and then smiled and said, "You are really lying to me, but unfortunately, you can't lie to me."
At this time, Yu Wuxin has changed a very solemn look and said, "Fairy, I'm serious now."
Zhou Jingxian nodded and said, "I know, you are lying to me very seriously."
Yu said unintentionally, "Do you think I'm lying to you?"
Zhou Jingxian said, "Didn't you say it yourself?"
Yuxin smiled and said, "You know, what I'm talking about is not cheating."
Zhou Jingxian turned her eyes and said, "Is it a fraud?"
He unintentionally looked at the smile in Zhou Jingxian's eyes and knew that she was pretending to be stupid with him. In fact, this is also normal. Why should the dignified virtual fairy return to him, an ordinary businessman?
She did not refuse directly, but chose to pretend to be stupid with him, which was already very face-shamany.
hui smiled helplessly and said, "It's a kidnapping. I want to abduct the fairy home as my daughter-in-law. Unfortunately, it's obviously impossible."
After being teased by the unintentional, Zhou Jingxian blushed and said, "Bah, what nonsense? If you dare to abduct me, I promise to make you regret it for the rest of your life."
Yu looked into Zhou Jingxian's eyes and said, "If you can marry a fairy, even if you die immediately, there will be no regrets."
At this time, Zhou Jingxian's beautiful face turned redder with shame. For a moment, she didn't know how to open her mouth. After a while, she gritted her teeth and said angrily, "You are unintentional. Will you die if you don't talk nonsense?"
The unintentionally nodded and said, "I will die, so fairy, you'd better let me go on."
Zhou Jingxian only hates her teeth at this time. This bastard is really annoying. He actually said such shameful words to tease me, but it's also strange. Why am I shy? When I heard this before, I would choose to ignore it.
Why do you always treat him specially? No, you can't take advantage of him.
Zhou Jingxian thought that with a sudden wave of her hand, the long sword on the table immediately flew out of the sheath. She copied the sword in her right hand and drew a beautiful arc, and then the sword fell on her unintentional neck.
Listen to Zhou Jingxian say, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut off your tongue."
He looked at the sword unintentionally and was not afraid at all. Instead, he smiled and said, "Fairy, this is my neck. If you want to cut your tongue, you have to go up a little higher."
Zhou Jingxian smiled coldly and said, "It's okay. I can row up all the way from here to ensure that even your tongue can be cut off."
Yu Wuxin immediately pretended to be scared and said, "Wow, won't even my head be cut off? No, fairy, you have to hold the sword firmly. If my head falls off, I can't press it back.
Zhou Jingxian said, "It's just right if you don't go back, so you don't have to make me angry again."
Yu said unintentionally, "Every word I say is true, and none of them is nonsense."
Zhou Jingxian stood up and said, "Have you forgotten what I just said?"
He said doubtlessly, "What are you talking about? The fairy said a lot of words. I don't know which sentence the fairy asked.
Zhou Jingxian suppressed her anger and said, "I just said that if you dare to say nonsense again, I will cut off your tongue. As a result, you dare to talk nonsense. Did you ignore my words?"
Thehui shook his head inadtentionally and said, "It's a great injustice. How can I talk nonsense? I clearly said that those are all my truth. Is this nonsense?
Zhou Jingxian said, "It's not true. It's all nonsense. You bastard is unrepentant. It seems that you really don't want your tongue. Then let me cut it off for you." With that, Zhou Jingxian was about to pull the sword up.
The unintentional shouted hurriedly, "Fairy Sword, show mercy. I have something to say."
Hearing that Qiu was unintentionally begging for mercy, Zhou Jingxian was happy. She was waiting for his plea for mercy. She said to herself: If you had begged for mercy earlier, you didn't need to be frighten. Well, as long as you are sincere enough, I will spare you this time.
Zhou Jingxian proudly waited for the dragonfly to admit his mistake, but heard the dragonfly say in the heart, "Fairy, you can't cut my tongue, because I didn't violate your warning."
Zhou Jingxianqi said, "You have obviously violated it."
Yu said unintentionally, "What the fairy said is that if I talk nonsense again, I will cut my tongue, but I just said more than half a sentence, as many as four or five sentences, so it is not a violation of the fairy's order."
"You..." Zhou Jingxian was speechy at a time. She didn't expect this bastard to play word games with her. Does he really want to pissed her off? Doesn't he know that she just needs a step? Why can't he give her a step down?
This bastard, well, since you have to make me angry, don't blame me for being cruel.
Zhou Jingxian's face was cold and she sneered, "Well, you are unintentional. Didn't you really violate my order?"
He shook his head inadtentionally and said, "No."
Zhou Jingxian said, "Then how many nonsense have you said?"
The dragonfly pinched his fingers and said, "Four or five sentences?"
Zhou Jingxian said, "Don't you remember what you said? Humph, this fairy is generous. Even if you say six sentences, can you admit it?
Yu unintentionally smiled and said, "The fairy is so good. Six sentences are farther away from half a sentence, so there is no violation of the order, right?"
Zhou Jingxian smiled and said, "Wrong, on the contrary, your disobey is more serious."
He said unconvincedly, "Why?"
Zhou Jingxian said proudly, "How many half sentences are there in the six sentences?"
Yu Wuxin was stunned and said in a daze, "Is there such a saying?"
Zhou Jingxian said, "No?"
Yu said unintentionally, "You said half a sentence clearly."
Zhou Jingxian said, "Yes, I mean half a sentence. Each sentence is composed of two and a half sentences, isn't that right?"
said unintentionally, "That's not what I mean. You said it was half a sentence, a separate number, and I didn't say it was a quantifier."
Zhou Jingxian said, "Did I say that half a sentence is a separate number?"
He was speechless and always liked to play word games, but this time he was played by Zhou Jingxian.
Zhou Jingxian was very proud and said, "You have violated twelve and a half sentences. Do you have twelve tongues for me to cut?"
The dragonfly shook his head slowly with a calm face.
Zhou Jingxian said, "What if you still owe me eleven tongues?"
Thehui said indifferently, "Then I owe it."
Zhou Jingxian thought for a moment and said, "Okay, then I owe it."
He didn't expect that Zhou Jingxian would agree in one bite. He immediately climbed along the pole and said, "Anyway, I owe eleven, so I don't care about one more, so I owe this one."
Zhou Jingxian didn't expect that she had no intention to climb so well. She rolled her eyes and said, "Don't dream, that's impossible. If you don't let me cut your tongue, I will cut off your head."
Yu Wuxin immediately shouted, "You can't do this. You are a magnificent Zhou fairy of Taixumen. You can't do this kind of bullying civilians, which damages your identity as a fairy and the prestige of Taixumen."
Zhou Jingxian said coldly, "Killing a person like you will only do harm for the people. It is exactly what I should do."
Looking at Zhou Jingxian's cold appearance, he was obviously really angry. Although he knew that she would not really cut off his head and tongue, now he wanted others, so it's better not to stiffen the relationship.
Immediately, he turned into a harmless smiling face and said, "Fairy, don't be angry. You are a fairy in the world. How can you be like me, an ordinary man? Just think I'm farting. Your fairy has a sense of immortality. Let me go this time."
Zhou Jingxian and others are his words, but she doesn't want to let him go so easily, so her face is still so cold and her voice is not warm. "Well, I'm not a fairy. I'm just an ordinary little girl. Don't flatter me. I must teach you a good lesson this time and your hateful character. Fix it well."
Hearing Zhou Jingxian's unrelenting appearance, she didn't want to do it. This woman is really shameless. She is shameless. Is she really a fairy? Maybe others take her as a fairy, but he doesn't care about it.
Seeing that the heartless face darkened, he said, "Fairy, it's almost enough. Don't put on such a high look. Who can you show it to?" With that, he pulled the sword around his neck and pulled it away from his body, then turned around and walked to the chair next to him and sat down.
Zhou Jingxian was stunned by the quick change of face. She didn't expect that the Xinxin, who had just smiled, suddenly changed into a person. Isn't he afraid of her?
"Unintentional, what do you mean?"
Yu said indifferently, "I'm boring, Zhou Xianzi, if you want to play, I've already played with you. If you see it's good, you can take it. Don't be unrelentless. Maybe others sell your face, but I don't mean to eat yours."
When Zhou Jingxian heard this, she was immediately unhappy and said, "What does it mean that I won't forgive you? You have been talking nonsense. Have you ever thought about how I feel? Are you still pretending to be so arrogant? Are you admitting your mistake?
He said unintentionally, "Do I admit my mistake? Please, are you wrong? What's wrong with me? Zhou Xianzi, use your brain before speaking. I'm just coaxing you. You really think it. Oh, that's right. Fairy has always been held in the palm of her hand and has long been used to others admitting her mistakes, but it's a pity that I'm not the people who pursue you. I don't have the obligation to make you happy. I still have a lot of things to do. , my men are still in the hands of the enemy. Thank you for your help this time. I'll go to do something else first. If there is any news about Tianbao, please ask the fairy to send someone to inform me. With that, he had no intention to get up and leave.
Zhou Jingxian looked at the back of the intentional departure and was surprised. The man was too thick-skinned. She was so angry that she dared to order her to do things. Who did he think he was?
It's so annoying.