0109 underworld urban management demolition team

(I went to the hospital for an infusion today and just came back at 6 p.m. Please rest assured that I will still insist on updating 10,000 words a day, but I'm in a poor state. Please understand.)

"Come on, take it down and fry it in the oil pan." As soon as the male registrant finished speaking, a few ghosts came from nowhere. They took me down with knives, forks and axes one after another. The fire broke out next to him, and even the oil pan was ready.

? I was angry at that time. These guys really didn't know me. At least I'm also Lord Chengling. How dare they be so rude to me? But think about it, this is the hell of time and space thousands of years ago. At this time, I was not there. After thinking about it, I had to hit some of these ghosts.

When I saw those ghosts rushing up, I hurriedly rushed to the counter and handed the male ghost and the female ghost registrar one* each. To say that the coins of the underworld are more useful than US dollars, printing an amount of one billion yuan. With the previous experience given to Xiaoqian, I didn't dare to give too much this time. I only gave one for each of them.

When the two male and female registrars saw that it was a huge amount of 1 billion yuan, they were so busy that they couldn't close their mouths. They secretly stuffed the huge bribe money into their sleeves, waved their sleeves at the little ghosts, and dispersed each other.

I explained the intention. The male ghost registrar nodded to the female ghost registrar next to her. She opened the life and death book and quickly found the relevant information of Chen Yuyan, the daughter of Wangyue City. It turned out that she came to the hell to report two days ago. The cause of death was killed by the monster.

When the male and female ghost registrar heard that I was going to take Chen Yuyan's soul back to Yang, their heads shook like rattles, saying that they were just registrars. They couldn't make the lead in such a big thing unless Judge Lu opened his mouth.

As soon as I heard the judge, I dared to feel that when Cui Yu was on the ferry thousands of years ago, Lu Jian became a judge. In terms of qualifications, he was older than Cui Yu. Needless to say, even Cui Yu didn't know me, let alone Lu Jian.

I asked the male ghost registrar how to find Lord Lu, but he told me that I just need to go through this curtain and go straight inside.

Xiaoqian and I opened the curtain and walked in. We saw a fierce evil spirit with a mustache, like Zhang Fei's old man sitting in a chair. He was wearing a green robe and a desk in front of him. He got excited with a grimace. Xiaoqian and I looked at each other. I didn't know what the hell this guy was doing. You're so excited. It's not sucking, is it?

Xiaoqian and I quickly floated over and looked to the ground. It turned out that a female ghost was doing oral work for him. When the female ghost looked at me, she screamed so much that she floated away without wearing her trousers. Xiaoqian was also scared so scared that her face turned red. The scene just now was really disgusting. No wonder Lu Zheng was so excited.

The young Lu judge just did it, so he didn't notice that Xiaoqian and I came in, but the words came back. We are all soul bodies now. Where did the footsteps come from? The Lu judge suddenly broke in two uninited guests. He was so shocked that he blushed. He hurriedly lifted his trousers and slapped the table and said angrily, "Who let you in? Come on, throw it into the frying pan and fry it.

I'm dizzy. Can't I change something else? Why is it all wrong? As soon as you get angry, you have to fry it in the oil pan. Isn't the oil in the underworld very cheap?

I have experience with these. Before those little ghosts rushed out, I immediately handed him two silver tickets worth 1 billion yuan and said to him with a smile, "Your Excellency, judge, please calm down. I'm here to give a gift."

The Lu judge waved casually. I turned around and saw that a few little ghosts appeared behind me, carrying knives, forks, axes and hammers in their hands. After getting Lu Jian's instructions, they retreated one after another. I was shocked. The ghost of the underworld was too fast to go out of the police! How do they do it?

But later, I didn't figure it out. It is estimated that these guys are the bodies of ghosts. They can come directly through the wall without bending around. At that time, I thought to myself that this amazing skill would drop by at least 70% if the crime rate was put in the sun!

Na Lu saw that I handed over two billions of dollars. After he glanced at me, the anger on his face disappeared. He nodded with a smile and said to me, "Tell me, what are you looking for?"

I was happy at that time. It was painful to deal with an official. As soon as he saw you giving a gift, he knew that he had something to ask him. I didn't beat around the bush with him. I directly asked him to return Chen Yuyan's soul to the sun and asked him to stamp a seal to get a customs clearance ultima.

"That won't be possible." After listening to me finish talking about the matter, Lu Jian shook his head like a rattle and said, "Then Chen Yuyan has been dead for a long time. Among the three souls and six souls, she didn't come to hell to report. Now if you have to take her back to the sun, I'm afraid it's more difficult than climbing to the sky."

As soon as I heard Lu Dan say this, I was anxious. He was right. If anyone could easily return to the sun, wouldn't the world be in chaos? But I thought about it again. Now there is only one hour left before returning to the sun, but it can't be delayed here. If the eight candles go out at that time, the whole road to the underworld back to the sun will be dark. If you really wait until that time, you don't have to queue up. You can go directly to hell to queue up and wait for reincarnate.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took out ten silver tickets from the burden, and handed them to the mainland judge. When Lord Lu Ju saw it, his eyes suddenly narrowed into a crack. He hurriedly said that it was easy to do and easy to do! Shit, I'll tell you, money can make ghosts grind.

The Lu judge quickly picked up the pen and ticked out Chen Yuyan's name on the life and death book, took out another official seal and printed it on it, and the life and death book was successful.

The Lu judge handed me the sealed pass and said, "I've given you the permit. Hurry up and take her back to Yang. It's a pity that in order to save your friend, I'm afraid you will die for ten years."

"Ah, do you still have to live for ten years?" At that time, I was depressed when I heard Lu Jian's words, but later I thought about it. Anyway, Chen Yuyan also sacrificed to save me. She lost her life for ten years. She didn't even care about her life for me. What else do I worry about?

"But." Lu Dan rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "If you are willing to give another 10 billion taels of silver notes, you can be exempted from punishment without longevity." Lu juan said with a smile.

"Ly on your sister, tell me earlier, I'm scared to death." I think Lu Jian didn't have good intentions. Fortunately, he just asked for my money and didn't want my life. He simply handed him ten more to calculate the silver tickets he had robbed from Cui Yu. Now he has almost half gone. I asked Chen Yuyan about his life expectancy again.

"I should be 70 years old, and I will choke to death by eating moon cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival that year." Lu Dan said.

I didn't want to say anything. I directly took out the 3 billion silver ticket and stuffed it to Lu Juan and said, "I want her to live a long life!"

"It's easy to say." The Lu judge couldn't close his mouth with laughter as soon as he heard it. At the same time, he told the little ghosts to make a pot of good tea and invited me to live in a seat, and then added another 30 years to Chen Yuyan's longevity.

After everything is done, I will go out with a pass and Xiaoqian. According to the regulations of the hell, after the person dies, he will be temporarily placed in the inn. After the relatives burn the paper house, the hell planning bureau is dividing the land. Now Chen Yuyan's house has not burned, and he must have temporarily lived in the inn.

I took Xiaoqian with me because she was familiar with the situation in the underworld. After learning about it, I knew that Chen Yuyan had no money to live in the store and was sold to a brothel. As soon as I heard it, I was immediately anxious and ran to the 'Yihongyuan' at the corner of the opposite street. This was also thanks to Xiaoqian's leading the way, otherwise I didn't know that I would take a detour. Where to go.

The buildings in the underworld are very strange. You can often only see buildings within 30 meters, but you can't see them if you go further away. The ghost street is full of haze. You have to go to the front to see the picture clearly again. This is a bit like the scene of a mirage.

Xiaoqian and I ran all the way and was hit by several demolition bureaus, but I didn't have time to scare them. When I arrived at the 'Ghost Yihong Courtyard', the ghost girls standing at the door threw handkerkies at me. When I thought about it, I didn't go to the brothel once or twice. Last time I went into the kiln to catch flower demons in Yangjian. .

However, this Yihongyuan in the underworld is even more bullshit. Those ghosts * were still standing on the street, but I floated in front of me in the blink of an eye, and some ghosts * jumped directly from upstairs and dragged me directly to the brothel.

It's not that I don't want to go to the brothel. The problem is that I really don't have time now. Although I have increased the candle to guide the soul from two hours to three hours, now there is less than half an hour left. If I can't go back in half an hour, I will never have to go back. I will go directly to the registration queue up and wait for reincarnation.

So, I don't have time to go whoring now. At this time, I heard a noisy sound. I followed the sound and saw that it was the 'city management demolition team' that had just hit me.

Shit, I met the urban management. I was so happy that I hurriedly pushed away the coquettish woman who forced me into the prostitute, said something to Xiaoqian next to me, and then went around the back door of the 'Guiyi Red Courtyard' and drew a big 'demolition' on its wall.

At this time, Xiaoqian has also found the urban management team. I took the opportunity to give those urban management two silver tickets. This efficiency is definitely more useful than going to a brothel to prostitute. When the leading urban management captain heard that he could demolish the house and get a silver ticket. That was a full of 2 billion silver ticket. He was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth and hurriedly commanded. My subordinates are busy.

Just heard a loud noise, and the 'Ghost Yihongyuan' collapsed in response.

The smoke and dust scattered all over the sky. The reason why I dare to do this is that the house in the underworld is not like the building in the sun. At most, it plays the role of blocking the line of sight, and with Chen Yuyan's martial arts, I will definitely not die.

"Chen Yuyan, Chen Yuyan..." As soon as I saw that the Yihong Courtyard was demolished by the urban management brigade, I shouted hard. Many male ghost prostitutes and female ghosts ran naked on the street naked and screamed in horror. Under the ruins, I quickly recognized a red dress. Chen Yuyan, she was buried under the collapsed beam, bleeding from the corners of her mouth.

I picked up Chen Yuyan and followed the frightened ghosts and disappeared on the street. As for the mess that was demolished in Yihongyuan, I left it to the urban management brigade and asked them to clean up.

Turning around the corner, I put Chen Yuyan in the corner and asked, "Yuyan, how are you? Have you been..., by that?" Before I finished a word, Chen Yuyan hit me in the face. I knew that I had said something wrong, so I quickly changed the topic and said,

"Yuyan, don't you know martial arts? How could he be bullied like this by a ghost and sold to a brothel?

Chen Yuyan pushed me away and said, "Why are you dead? Thanks to me for saving you like that, you can't live a few more years?"

The shame in my heart quickly explained to her, "I'm not dead yet. I'm here to save you back to the sun." After saying that, I took out the 'release certificate' given by the land judge and showed it to her, and told her that it cost me a lot of money to get it.

Chen Yuyan didn't believe it when she heard it and said, "Where did you get so much money? Did you steal it?

Shit, I was really confused by her! I patted my thigh and said, "Yes, I really robbed the money."

Chen Yuyan put her hands around my neck, and her eyes looked at me affectionately, which felt like praising me for being promising.

"It's less than half an hour before the ghost gate is closed." I told her that I quickly picked her up and was about to run out, but I heard her cover her chest and say, "It hurts."

When I heard her words, I couldn't help laughing, "Damn, I haven't done it yet. Why does it hurt?"

Chen Yuyan put aside my hand and said, "Last time I blocked the palm of the demon emperor Donghuang Taiyi for you, not only my body was injured, but also my soul was injured."

"Ah, there is such a thing!" At that time, my eyes widened as soon as I heard it. I thought that no matter how much I was hurt in the sun, I would not suffer from pain after death. I was relaxed, but I didn't expect that the ghost would still be tortured by pain after arriving in the underworld!

What's more, the demon emperor is not an ordinary monster. Thinking of this, Xiaoqian, the female ghost next to me, saw my embarrassed face and hurriedly comforted her and said, "Sick, my grandfather is a magic doctor Hua Tuo, and he should be able to treat your girlfriend's pain."

"Ah, the magic doctor Hua Tuo." I heard the female ghost Xiaoqian say this, and her eyes suddenly turned green. I know that Hua Tuo was born in 145-208 A.D. and lived at the age of 63. I think he went to the underworld to be a doctor after his death. These are what I learned from the underworld classics before I crossed here.

However, Hua Tuo is naturally known as a magic doctor. Naturally, he is unparalleled and amazing in medical skills. He once personally scraped the bone to Guan Yuguan Erye to treat poison, and also sewed the hamstrings for the patient with a needle. He was called the "Three Divine Doctors of Jian'an" together with Dong Feng and Zhang Zhongjing at that time. He was proficient in acupuncture and good at surgery. He was called the 'holy hand doctor by later generations, Hua Tuo is alive.'

However, most of the so-called 'Hua Tuo' circulating in the future market are mostly fakes or people with excellent medical skills. Unexpectedly, I met the 'authentic' today.

"Take me to find your grandfather Hua Tuo." I picked up Chen Yuyan and said to Xiaoqian.

"Well, okay, come with me." The female ghost Xiaoqian got up and led me to the south of the city.

In fact, I can't tell whether it's the south of the city, because you can't see the buildings in this ghost city at all. If you want to know what's in front of you, you must get closer to see it. It's a little like a haze in the sun.

Fortunately, Xiaoqian's grandfather's house is not far away. We just turned a few blocks to get there. The time should be enough, but the scene I saw at that time disappointed me a little.

That place is simply more dilapidated than the 'Newcomer Reporting Office'. At least there is a house made of tattered green bricks with a rag flag on it, but this Hua Tuo is a beggar, dirty all over his body, and his granddaughter Xiaoqian. Xiaoqian is fluffy and loose-haired.

When I saw Hua Tuo, he was relying on the wall of another household registration, like a beggar's family. Except for a white beard, his whole body was thin. "Alas, I really didn't expect that Hua Tuo, a divine doctor, would fall into this world." I couldn't help sighing.

Xiaoqian told me that Grandpa is just depressed now, but his medical skills are still quite good. Of course, I believe this. I held Chen Yuyan aside and sat down, saluted Hua Tuo's magic doctor respectfully, and said, "Younger Ling Feng, I have seen the magic doctor Hua Tuo."

The old man Hua Tuo kept his head down. Seeing that his granddaughter was back, he raised his head. Now that he heard me salute him, his eyes suddenly glowed and he trembled and said, "For a long time, no ghost has respected me so much."

I couldn't help laughing when I heard his words. The old magic doctor didn't see that I was a new ghost? Strictly speaking, I'm not a ghost. I have to go back. I quickly told him about Chen Yuyan's condition and told him that I was in a hurry, otherwise the ghost door would be closed and I wouldn't be able to go back.

The magic doctor Hua Tuo looked at Chen Yuyan, but said casually, "I said that you only have one soul and one soul in your soul body. I think you have used strange spells, and the other two souls and six souls are still in your body."

When I heard Hua Tuo's words, I was immediately shocked. No wonder that after the old man arrived in the underworld, his medical skills of 'looking, hearing and asking cut' had greatly improved, but I don't know if he saw the soul at a glance when he saw other patients.

Fortunately, with his granddaughter Xiaoqian as a matchmaker, Xiaoqian shook the two 2 billion silver notes I gave her in her hand and said, "Grandpa, look, this is the reward given to us by Mr. Ling."

When the magic doctor Hua Tu saw the huge amount of money, his eyes were shining and he muttered, "Okay, okay, my grandfather and grandson finally have meat to eat at night."

"Shit, don't always think about eating meat. Hurry up and save me!" I said to Hua Tuo dissatisfiedly, and then took out a large number of silver notes from the burden and handed it to him, "Cure Yuyan, and I will reward you with ten thousand taels of silver, no, ten thousand taels!"

When the magic doctor Hua Tuo heard this, he was really energetic. He lay Chen Yuyan flat in the corner of the wall and leaned on it. He raised his wide-sleeved robe with both hands. Suddenly, a gust of gloomy wind blew out of the air, which made me unable to open my eyes. He pressed Chen Yuyan's chest. Er, I mean, the abdomen under his chest, only saw that the palms of his hands came out of thin air. There are two groups of black gas.

I saw the strange appearance of two black gas in the palms of his hands. As soon as he appeared, he stabilized Chen Yuyan's two souls like a whirlpool. (Because Chen Yuyan was not completely dead, his soul remained in his body.)

Hua Tuo repaired the injured soul for Chen Yuyan. He stared like a wind on his beard, and his robe automatically grinned. For a long time, he put away his hand and said to me, "I have stabilized Miss Chen's injury and temporarily treated her for seven points. If I want her to recover, I have to take her to my place for treatment every time. One course of treatment can be cured.

After saying that, Hua Tuo's palm was taken out of thin air, and a prescription flew out of his sleeve and said to me, "Although the old man has the superb medical skills of walking alone in the world, the corruption in the underworld is rampant, and my husband and granddaughter have become so desolate. There is a prescription. After you take it back to the sun, you can scratch a few drugs for this girl. Take it well, and it's fine."