64 Mermaid's Choice
Liu Liwa didn't find out that he had been dumped by a fart until he fell to the ground and grinned with pain. He didn't know whether the fart was too powerful or he was too fragile.
When Liu Liwa got up, the culprit who created such great lethality, PP, was crawling into the quilt slowly. How could Liu Liwa let it escape? He suddenly jumped up and pressed PP under him. Although it was not magnificent, it was full of elasticity.
"Get out of here!" The owner of PP roared angrily in the quilt: "You damn son of a bitch, how dare you trample on me like this. I have no face to see people... poof..."
Before he finished speaking, Liu Liwei was bounced away again. At the same time, Liu Liwei also found that it was already dark outside and unconsciously slept for a day. At this time, the things in Qin Waner'er's stomach had been emptied because of a large bowl of cold water, leaving a large amount of gas that had evolved from beans. At this time, it was still being discharged continuously. .
Qin Wan'er squatted in the toilet for a day. This is a big girl like a flower and jade. She has been bathing with rose petals since she was a child and wiping her body with the highest-end rouge powder. But today, one day, the fragrance cultivated in the past 18 years has been washed away, and the smell in the toilet has even penetrated into her bones. It's hard to it. She lost two catties, but at least she didn't have to suffer, but now she continues to torture her in a different form. Well, little Lori has been run away.
Qin Wan'er covered her head in the quilt and had no face, but she exposed the 'weapon' to the outside and attacked the enemy to the greatest extent.
Like an ostrich, she couldn't survive in the quilt. She just pointed PP at Liu Liwa and kept spraying biological and chemical weapons. Liu Liwa immediately used the turtle breath and pressed the white PP, just like catching a big fish that slippery. Liu Liwa smiled and said, "You can't cross the river and tear down the bridge. If you don't use some means, you don't know whose quilt you are in now!"
"Then you can't hurt me in such a despicable and dirty way." Qin Wan'er kept drilling into the quilt. Although PP was arrested and presented without reservation, she didn't care about it. Today, she was a big loss. Let's ask a girl who kept farting in front of a man. How could she be ashamed?
"Don't be too entangled. We should only focus on the results and don't care about the process!" Liu Liwa said and dragged her out: "The effect is not very good now. You don't have to accompany the guests."
"Get out of here. Without your bad idea, I don't have to accompany you." Qin Waner said in the quilt, "As soon as I entered the room, I smelled a stench. The inspector kept vomiting like poisoning, and finally vomited. At that time, I didn't let go at all..."
"Ah? Is there anyone else who uses my tricks? Liu Li Wa was puzzled.
"Bah, who uses your dirty tricks? I guess the boss's wife can't help it..."
Qin Waner revealed that it turned out to be the boss's wife. At that time, she was indeed collapsed down the stairs by her super plump PP. She was not only powerful, but also lethal. If she had known that, Qin Waner would not have not have suffered, but she didn't expect that Wu Li Niang, who looked dignified and cold in her heart, unexpectedly...
In fact, it doesn't matter. Everyone is human. It's normal to eat, drink and spread. Beautiful women fart when they eat soybeans, and run away after drinking cold water!
Qin Wan'er seemed to suffocate herself in the quilt. Liu Liwa quickly advised, "Ok, since you know that it was the boss's wife who smoked the supervisor, what are you hiding?"
Qin Wan'er suddenly became angry: "Nonsense, the boss's wife let it go silently, and then left. When the smell came out, I put it again... It's loud. The news must be on my head. I can't live!"
Sad! This unlucky child has become a scapegoat. Liu Li Wa almost couldn't help laughing: "You should feel honored to take the blame for the leader for a thousand days. By the way, you are so good. Why don't you wear trousers? Didn't you take off your trousers and fart? It's too much!"
"You don't talk nonsense. It's not your fault!" Qin Wan'er was furious, but her voice was very low: "At first, I just put it, but later I felt a stomachache, and I was still releasing it. I didn't pay attention to it, but I didn't expect that when I put it again, I would still take it... I hate you so much!"
Qin Wan'er really can't say it, but Master Liu can fully understand that he spewed out excrement when he was released. This is also human's natural feeling. From the emperor and queen to the peddler's pawn, there is no need to be ashamed when he can't squeeze out a little.
Liu Liwa comforted several times and explained that Qin Wan'er just didn't listen. The more she said, the more she would be ashamed she would be. She got into the quilt and couldn't come out. It gave Liu Liwa the feeling that she was talking to her buttocks. At this moment, another gas bomb was fired, but her stomach was empty and her strength was still strong. , but the lethality has been greatly weakened, but Qin Wan'er is more and more shy. Just now, Liu Liwa was sleeping, and she was so angry that she opened fire at him. Now Liu Liwa is looking carefully, which makes her ashamed and angry.
But no matter how hard she struggled, her already extremely weak body could not escape from Liu Liwa's blockade. He was like holding a big white fish. Qin Waner kept twisting and did not show her face, which made Liu Liwei can't help but think of the two synthetic pictures she had seen in later generations. The first picture was a mermaid with a human fish tail. , young and beautiful, the second picture, the upper body is a big carp, and the body is below the waist of the person after work. If you are on a deserted island, you will choose which mermaid to accompany you.
This question has always made Liu Li Wa very entangled. Until this moment, he can finally make a choice. As long as a man's choice can be used!
Liu Liwa had just tasted the sweetness. It was the time when she knew the taste of marrow. The little girl took the initiative to send her to the door and ran away the little Lori who was in the way. At this time, there was no one around. If she didn't have fun in time, how long will she wait?
Liu Liwei grabbed her with one hand, easily threw off his long shirt with the other, and kicked off his trousers. The magic soldier had already raised the momentum of rushing to the sky, holding such a white and tender, ** looming PP, opening and closing from time to time, even if he was exiled on a desert island, he was not lonely.
Qin Wan'er is still cursing him in the quilt and scolding him. She has no face to see anyone. If she is not careful, 'Puff'... At the same time, Liu Liwa is also 'Puff'...
Then, the sound of poof was endless. It seemed that the battle was fierce, but in fact, it was just that Liu Liwa braved the enemy's gunfire and moved forward...
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In the last week of the new book list, for the first place, let's brave the enemy's fire and move forward together with the little seventh brother...