65 crooked
A harmonious couple's life can link stress, relax the mood, and treat hiccups and farts to a certain extent. For example, Qin Waner has successfully stopped the generation and discharge of waste. Of course, the main reason is that Liu Liwa wanted to block the 'exhaust gas outlet' several times, which made Qin Waner scared and scared her farts back.
In the end, Liu Li Wa did not see the victory of ** turning into a sunflower. He himself did not prefer ** so much, and he still had to be normal.
At the end of the first fierce battle, little Lori came back. Qin Waner wrapped her whole body in the quilt. Liu Liwa was neatly dressed. Although the little girl was not good at the world, the picture also looked very strange.
The little girl waited for a while and found that Qin Wan'er no longer made poisonous gas bombs. Then she walked over and lifted her quilt. She held the doll folded with a handkerchief in her hand like a treasure and said, "Sister Wan'er, look like the brother of the Liu family."
Liu Liwa was stunned. He looked at the handkerchief in his hand, which also had limbs and looked like a human figure, but if you look carefully, it was clearly the folded 'Gongwu ape'. Liu Liwa was furious: "You are the Gongwu ape. Your whole family is Gongwu ape!"
Liu Liwa snorted and turned around and went out. After all, Qin Wan'er was not dressed and lay on her couch. Qin Waner would be embarrassed when little Lori found out. Moreover, she really couldn't get up for a while. It was not how powerful Liu Liwa was, but her clothes were stained with poop, and her lower body was thrown from the inside to the outside. The other clothes are temporarily provided by Zuixinlou, which is the main reason why she has no face.
It was already dark outside, and it should be very lively in front of the Zuixin Building. Liu Liwei was going to help Qin Waner borrow two sets of clothes. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a dark shadow shaking outside the door. He quickly closed the door and looked through the crack of the door. It was dark outside. The young ladies who had been busy all day finally opened the slave owner. Under the circumstances of work, it is said that they will not come to the door of Liu Liwa's room. Who is this person? Is it the one who came to make trouble and make a sneak attack?
Liu Li Wa carefully picked up the fire hook of the stove and was ready to launch a thunder strike, but found that the man did not seem to have the intention of bumping in, but swirling at the outside wall. There was a shadow. He could not see the man's appearance. He could only see the general outline, as if he was looking for something.
After a while, he squatted down and seemed to be digging something? Liu Liwa was secretly shocked. Could it be that which girl was digging out and hiding private money? Don't the ancients like this place without three hundred taels of silver?
But soon Liu Li Wa was disappointed, because the man quickly stood up again, but he was still holding something in his hand. It should not be burying things but taking things. It can be seen that the care outside the personality was even a little trembling. He staggered and walked to the moonlight. The first thing Liu Liwei looked at was what was in his hand. His index finger was long and crooked. It turned out to be an earthworm!
The moonlight shone on the man's face, like a star under the spotlight. The black light came to the wall to catch earthworms and earthworms turned out to be Shen Zuijin!
The little earthworm kept struggling in her hands, and she was also a little scared and tremblingly endured. Liu Li Wa almost laughed when she saw this. The eldest sister really believed her nonsense and secretly caught insects to treat gynecological diseases. Of course, only she knew whether it was to cure the disease or to feel the feeling of insects crawling and crawling.
Shen Zuijin caught the earthworm, carefully identified it in the moonlight, confirmed that it was correct, looked around and left at ease.
Liu Liwa then went out and puzzled that since Shen Zuijin could come to catch earthworms, he proved that his trick really had an effect, but he had never heard of any folk prescription for earthworms to treat gynecological diseases. This is not a joke. If Shen Zuijin has three long and two short short, accidentally pregnant and gives birth to a head. If you are a monster, you can't afford to take responsibility.
To be on the safe side, Liu Liwa blew up the fire folds, squatted on the root of the wall to look carefully, and recalled the situation at that time. I remember that at that time, the root of the wall was very wet, and most of the people were booed everywhere. Liu Liwa also thought it was dirty, so he did not go over the earth, but grabbed earthworms from a plant with small white flowers.
Now the small white flower plant is still there. It may be because Shen Zuijin was churning just now, and some pollen was scattered around. This reminds Liu Liwei that in addition to the wet soil, it is earthworms, and the rest is this plant with small white flowers. Liu Liwa recalled carefully. Although he did not study traditional Chinese medicine and gynecological diseases. However, Yufeng, a cultural person who likes humanities and social sciences, is involved in this aspect. I remember that occasionally Liu Liwei helped her clean up magazines. I once saw this kind of white flowering plant, which should be called 'snake bed'. Yes, it is a main medicine for gynecological diseases, and it is also warm and strong. The effect of yang can be said to be eaten by both men and women, suitable for all ages!
It's a mistake. Liu Liwa was relieved. She remembered that at that time, Yufeng often used this sun-dried snake bed and alum fried soup. She used it every time she took a shower. It was estimated that it was used as a cleaning agent. Looking for an opportunity, Liu Liwa had to tell Shen Zuijin this method to avoid unnecessary trouble.
When Liu Liwa came to the front, he found that the lobby, which should have been lively, was extremely deserted. Only the girl Yanhong was leaning against the door, looking forward to last night's benefactor to appreciate her peerless legs. Her model-like figure, but unfortunately, because Wen Jun said that he would come tomorrow, other guests spontaneously chose to avoid it, otherwise Ming It has to be cleared early. Those who have had a similar overnight experience know that only the early morning is most interested.
No one is good. I can rest my throat and I'm tired of the story every day.
When Miss Yanhong saw Liu Liwa, she immediately smiled and said, "Yo, little seventh brother, thank you so much yesterday."
Liu Li Wa shook her head with a smile, mainly looking at the movements of the Yanhong girl. This time, she was just superficially enthusiastic, and there was no real money. It was harder to ask for money from the brothel girl than to get money back from the traffic police. Liu Liwa smiled and said, "It's nothing. Everyone is fooling around in the heart building. It's right to help each other. Well, I have something to ask you to come now.
"I don't have money!" The girl Yanhong immediately put away her smiling face and was full of vigilance.
Liu Liwa smiled bitterly. Don't be so obvious: "Sister Yanhong, don't get me wrong. I just want to borrow a clean dress from you."
As soon as she heard that she didn't want money, Miss Yanhong was immediately relieved. She was really worried that Liu Liwa would help her once and blackmail him without playing. This is a trick of the brothel girl's snake stick. Of course, she does not rule out such a bitch.
As long as you don't need money, it's easy to do it. Without saying anything, Yanhong went straight back to her room and took out a clean and almost unwearing dress, and stuffed it into Liu Liwa's arms and said, "What can I borrow or not? Brother Xiaoqi helped me. This dress is the one I gave you."
Liu Li Wa is speechless. It's useless to give it to me. My brother doesn't have a fetish, and it's like a love letter. He picked up his skirt and compared it in front of him. Yan Hong's height is about the same as him, nearly half a head taller than Qin Wan'er. Her upper body doesn't matter, but she will definitely mop the floor when she wears the skirt. In order not to be seen by people, Liu Liwa had a whim. Fortunately, women's dresses are made of silk brocade these years, and no one is synthetic materials. Material, he measured the size, and then the traces were good. He clicked and tore off the whole skirt, and the skirt was suddenly three inches shorter...
Yanhong looked aside and her eyes suddenly lit up. She grabbed the skirt and measured it in front of her. With her height, she could just reveal a leg. Yanhong's inspiration was inspired. After listening to a click, the first miniskirt in human history was born!