359 Looking forward to
The government is heavy, and idle people are not free to enter.
Since the little emperor wants to analyze the truth of the matter through what he has seen and heard, he can't reveal his identity, otherwise he will never see the truth.
However, if he doesn't say his identity, he is an idle person, and the government is not allowed to enter at all. This is the tradition of the great Celestial Empire. Not to mention the feudal era, even if it is a harmonious society in later generations, can the people's government, the People's Court, the People's Procuratorate, and any department related to the people to enter at will? Only the People's Hospital can enter at will. Who wants to go?
Therefore, at this time, he let the emperor not want to be a people. As a result, he was ruthlessly blocked out by water and fire sticks. Those catchers stared obliquely in hats, carrying water and fire sticks and fast clothes, trying to show domineering, but there was a smell of scum in their domineering.
Suining County is not rich in the first place, and the land is sparsely populated. Many people are in the state of relying on mountains and eating mountains. In this early morning, many people go outside the city to collect some mushrooms, mountain goods and other sales to make a living, and the government office is the only way to the market, so at this time, many such hawkers pass by at the door, no No matter what they sell, whatever they can eat will be stopped by these sergeants, grab a handful, and put a bag. Whoever dares not obey will be beaten and confiscated.
Liu Li Wa had no choice but to sigh that it was not easy to catch in this era, and he had to work as a part-time urban management!
"Oh, I said, why are you two still here? Didn't I tell you that the government is heavy, and idle people are not allowed to enter." A catcher with a goatee said impatiently, chewing the wild fruits pulled by geese in his mouth, and swaying the water and fire sticks representing the power of law enforcement in one hand.
In the face of his attitude of chasing flies, not to mention the emperor, even the general manager of the interior has not experienced it. The emperor was not angry but made the eunuch very angry. But before he could speak, the water and fire stick had been picked up, and several people next to him also gathered around him. Xiaodezi didn't know much and hurriedly said, "We are here to see the county magistrate. We have something important to discuss."
"Is it just you?" Several yamen looked at them with a sneer, with disdain in their eyes: "Why can't I see that you are here to find the county magistrate?"
As the vassals said, it seems that they inadvertently play with the mountain fruits and mountain goods in their hands. This meaning is obvious. They are responsible for the doorkeepers and have a wide range of knowledge. There are only two kinds of people who come to find the county magistrate. The first is to beat the drums directly with a sad face, and the second is to hold gifts with a smile and hold the gift money in their hands. However, the first one goes through the front door, and the second one goes through the back door.
In order to follow the local customs, the little emperor and Xiao Dezi dressed very simply. They did not bring gifts, nor did they have gift money in their hands, and they did not look like people with silver tickets. Naturally, the servists would not have a good face for them.
How has the little emperor ever suffered from this kind of cowardice? In his eyes, these fast catchers are the lowest people, like ants. At the same time, they also let him understand that without the dragon robe and the army, he is not even as good as the ants.
"You dogs look down on things, you know me..."
The little emperor was furious and took out his innate noble identity, which was also his only power, using his ancestor's Fumeng to preserve his dignity. But at this time, the emperor's brother-in-law finally came forward in order to take care of the pregnant woman. He rushed to the two groups of people and said with a smile, "Yo, uncle, don't be like this young man. It's not worth being angry."
Reach out and don't hit the smiling face, and can speak. The servants suddenly put down the water and fire sticks in their hands, but looking at Liu Liwei, they are a little full of life. However, they are very familiar with the things in Liu Liwa's hand. It is a shiny silver ingot, which is full of five or two weights, and it is also next to the princess sister. With the smallest cash in the bodyguard, he will not spend his own money on the royal family.
Liu Liwa was in this public, blatantly stuffing the silver into the hands of Catcher. There is no need to say the rest of the polite words. Everyone can't find it. It is not difficult to see this from the brilliant face of Catcher.
At the same time, the little emperor also deeply understood two sentences. The king of hell is easy to see, and the little ghost is difficult to deal with. In the second sentence, money can make ghosts grind.
Five taels of silver is equivalent to the salary of these little officials for half a year. Seeing that Liu Li Wa is polite and generous, he must have come to the county magistrate to do big things, and it is not suitable for the front door.
After receiving the money, everything was easy to do. The catcher enthusiastically took them around the back door and chatted with Liu Liwa on the way: "This official, you are very face-to-faced. Are you a foreign merchant?"
"Haha, it's still an outsider now, but after meeting the county magistrate, it will be local." Liu Liwa immediately responded naturally. This person is drifting in the world. First of all, he will not be stabbed. The first skill to practice is to talk to people, tell ghosts, tell lies to women, lie about leaders, and lie to subordinates. It's nonsense, and it's reasonable. This is Liu Liwa's best at: "I'm in the business of brothel. This is a feng shui treasure in Suining County. It's outstanding people, but there is no drawing of the brothel. Tutut, people with status like you don't even have a place to entertain at night. It's too boring. I'm going to open a brothel here, and I'll also give you some fun.
"Yo, that's good." The servant's eyes suddenly glowed, but it was somewhat embarrassing. He stood up. Because Suining County is a poor county with scarce resources. Even the arable land is limited, and the living standard is very poor. There are only a few rich people, just like Huang Yuanwai. Therefore, whether it is the underworld and Baidao, they stare at him. Other people even struggle to live, so there is no brothel here, and no one can afford to visit at all. This government is the same. I can't afford to go shopping, but Liu Liwa's words 'I have status and status' have been praised. He can't blow his shortcomings, so he can only bravely say, "When the business opens, I will definitely call my brothers to support me."
"Then I'll thank you on behalf of the girl." Liu Liwa said with a smile and didn't want to talk more nonsense to him. The more he talked, the more the ugly faces of grassroots public officials were exposed, the more angry the little emperor who was already on the edge. What's more, the princess's proud son followed him. Liu Liwa had to relax about the topic of the brothel: "That's right, big brother, today Is the county magistrate free? Will we bother the adult's office when we take the liberty to go to the door?
"No, no." The government official smiled and waved his hand and said, "My lord, I'm waiting for a senior official like you to come to the door day and night. Isn't this still the end of the year? The government office is not open for the time being. My master is just in good interest today, singing poems in the back hall!"
Oh, Liu Li Wa nodded with a smile. It's the same in ancient and modern times. Local officials are looking forward to attracting investment, the village head is looking forward to the developer, the girl is looking forward to the big money, the old man is looking forward to the aunt, and the widow is looking forward to the hooligan...