360 Widow

County officials look forward to profiteers, old men look forward to aunts, widows look forward to hooligans, and pheasants look forward to perverts!

As the closest bodyguard and confidant around the county magistrate, the servant took Liu Liwa and his party into the back door of the county government office with a smile. At the same time, he also saw the princess sister who came out of the sedan chair, the face of the sunken fish and the goose and the appearance of the closed moon and the shy flowers, which made him lose his mind for a while. Combined with the words that Liu Liwa just wanted to open the brothel. Tan, he thought that the princess sister had deliberately brought it to the county magistrate for his purpose. He couldn't help blurted out, "Wow, it's really going to open a brothel. This top girl is very beautiful?"

After saying this, Liu Liwa took the lead in staring at him fiercely, and then staring at him, His Majesty the Emperor, His Royal Highness the Princess, the Chief of the Eunuch, and the Commander of the Great Internal Bodyguard... This lineup stared at him, indicating that he was dead!

But now he still gives full play to the value of residual heat, taking everyone through the back door. Although Suining County is a poor county, no matter how poor it is, it can't be a poor official face. Look at which poor county's government department is not a high-rise building, and the golden wall is brilliant. Naturally, this is no exception. The backyard of the government office is to provide the county's public and private life. This place is paved with green bricks, pavilions, rockery corridors, and an elegant and quiet scene of Jiangnan gardens.

However, seeing this environment, except for Liu Liwa's sneering, no one else showed much surprise, because they came from the palace, which was more magnificent, as if this was what they should enjoy.

In the pavilion in the backyard, a middle-aged man in official uniform and gray goatee is holding a brush, frowning and thinking, and concentrating, just like a generation of literary tycoons creating famous works. Next to him was a white and fat middle-aged man, wearing a gray gown and holding a white paper fan. He looked like a master and carefully accompanied the county magistrate.

Everyone is knowledgeable. They immediately saw the identity of this person from the government. Qipin alternated the county magistrate, but what's more puzzling is that the famous Wang Jianyu once said that the official position of the magistrate was bought with money, and he himself was an illiterate Bai Ding.

But now, he held a brush and thought intently. He was clearly an old scholar of the latest literature. The little emperor was the first to be moved by it. He couldn't help but think of Liu Li Wa's words. Sure enough, he really wanted to see, feel and understand by himself. At present, Wang Jianyu said that the county official was illiterate, very It may be nonsense.

At this moment, the county magistrate suddenly sighed softly, threw away the brush in his hand and abandoned it, which made the little emperor stunned. You know, in the eyes of the scholar, the four treasures of the study, like the weapon in the hands of the warrior, that is, his second life, how can he not cherish and cherish it so much?

The two people in the pavilion were too absorbed, and they were in the backyard of the government office. Their expression was very relaxed. What's more, Liu Liwa and his group happened to walk to the rockery. All the two did not notice the arrival of Liu Liwa. The yaservist who led the way did not dare to disturb its nature when he saw that the master was absorbed.

It was because of this that Liu Liwa and others heard the most real conversation between the county official and the white and fat master. I only heard the county official say, "Oh, forget it, I really can't write it out. These words know me. I don't know them. Forget it. According to the original method, you say a sentence, and I'll take the next sentence. Only the rhyme of the connection, which makes people can't feel that I'm Baiding. And as an official, as long as I'm suitable It's good to show off on the occasion."

The words of the county magistrate's just-up made a trace of good impression of the little emperor suddenly disappear, replaced by boundless anger, who couldn't wait to poke him to death with a brush.

And the white and fat master naturally followed the meaning of the superior leader and nodded and said, "What the adult said is reasonable. As long as the adult is familiar with some classic poems and famous sentences and can successfully connect the following sentences, no one will doubt the adult's knowledge. If you can create your own poems and follow the next sentence in rhyming, it will be even better.

This is indeed reasonable. When the literati in this era are together, there are few independent innovations. Most of them should be the right time to recite some classic poems and experience the artistic conception of the great poet at that time. Most of the time, one person recites a sentence, which seems that several people have the same knowledge.

The county magistrate thinks this is the best move, as long as he deals with some squire's gatherings. Since he knows how to pretend to be stupid and fake, it proves that he is still a little ashamed, and he will work hard the day after tomorrow to remember some poems to gild himself, which is not be hopeless.

When Liu Liwa felt that this guy was reprehsible, the master said, "Master, then I will say a sentence. Please answer it."

The chubby master paced back and forth to find a feeling. The paper fan shook gently. Suddenly, his eyes flashed, and the inspiration came to his heart. He chanted loudly, "A red apricot comes out of the wall!"

Yo... The county official was stunned, and an obscene smile appeared on his face. The princess sister glanced at Liu Liwei angrily, because this smile was common on Liu Liwei's face.

The county official smiled and said, "Red apricots come out of the wall? Is this also a poem? The author must also be a ** thief who likes the widow next door. This next sentence is also very easy to pick up. A red apricot comes out of the wall. I don't even have a wife!"

"Okay, wonderful." After listening to this nonsense next sentence, the fat master shouted repeatedly: "The master is really talented. The artistic conception of this next sentence is just right, and he also tells the mood of the poet when he created. Only when he doesn't have a wife can he look forward to others coming out of the wall!"

The county magistrate and the master laughed, but the little emperor and others were angry. These two unlearned bastards are the highest officers of the county. This kind of scum full of scum, as an official, is destined to be a disaster.

However, Liu Liwei felt that their explanation was reasonable, and he also thought so.

The little emperor suppressed his anger, calmly motioned everyone to hide behind the rockery, and quietly observed. He only listened to the master's continued famous sentence: "The strong man will return once he is gone."

The county official said, "Wowidow Wang, come quickly."

Master: "Don't be afraid of burning the fire."

County official: "Take all the widows."

Master: "Look for him thousands of times in the crowd."

County official: "Only widows are easy to get along with."

Master: "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other."

County official: "I am happy with the widow."

Master: "I advise Tiangong to shake it again."

County official: "I'm a dog in front of the widow."

Master: "I sat up in a dying illness."

County official: "The widow sleeps beside me."

"Enough!" Just as the little emperor and others endured the anger of smashing his body, Liu Li Wa, who had always thought that what the county official said was reasonable, was furious, furious and shouted, "How can there be so many widows? Are their men killed by you?"