National Day tidbits (Jin Lion's masterpiece!)

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In a dark night when I couldn't see my fingers, there was a faint cry of a lonely wolf around me~~

With the instinct of animals, Xiaohei is very alert to the "orc" opposite

And Ma Chao, the general of Tianwei God riding on the little black, is also confused and a little withdrawn~

After holding for a long time, Ma Chao sighed and said, "Marshal, why are you suffering?"

I saw the orc on the opposite side, who was full of illusion (the highest level of fighting spirit), and shouted hoarsely and deeply angrily, "Horc! How dare you flirt with my lady! How can I not settle accounts with you?!"

It turns out that the orc is the Marshal of Tianpeng, a famous pig Bajie! The human race against the Protoss, and the horse shrank a little supernaturally.

However, this guy's heart shrank and said firmly, "Hey, Marshal, Miss Gao Cuilan from Gaojiazhuang is the concubine you are marrying. According to her generation, she is the eldest wife and Chang'e is the mistress, right?

"This..." Zhu Bajie was speechy for a moment, and two drops of sweat appeared on his head; Ma Chao suddenly showed a contemptuous smile~~

But five minutes later, Marshal Tianpeng suddenly became furious, and the illusion that was originally wrapped around and swimming all over suddenly dispersed, which was fierce!

Ma Chao couldn't help but be shocked! When he was neutral, he said silently: "Duanmu military division saves me, Xiaomi sister saves me, brother Li Ang saves me, Haihai apprentice saves me!"

Marshal Tianpeng shouted angrily again: "Meng Qizhi! How dare you bully my IQ! You'd better travel freely!"

Ma Chao's head tilted: "Your sister? Why did you do this again?"

Time suddenly, cosmic black hole, endless abyss, sesame opens the door~~

Ma Chao only felt that his body fell feebly, endlessly, until he fainted~~

Preface

It's dark in front of you, and there is a lot of noise around~~

Ma Chao tried to open his eyes, and after a "Oh" voice, a carp stood up~~~

"Lord... Lord, what are you doing? Fraudulent corpse? It scared me to death." He is a newcomer of Ma Chao and Ma's army. Comrade Zhou Maitian was shocked by Ma Chao's reaction~~

"Oh, wheat, er... Xiao Zhou, what are you doing here? And where are we?" Ma Chao was confused by the chaotic scene around him and asked the wheat field~~~

"Lord, Lord~~ I know, I know~~ I'll answer, I'll answer~~" Haihai, a special guest known as the "new king of code words", grabbed it back.

"It turned out to be the closed apprentice of the author's god, Haihai Xiaoyou? Hello, hello~~ Someone Ma is very optimistic about your future ^_^"

The straightforward but shy wheat field looked at Ma Chao and Haihai, who had already talked to him, and said, "Since there are Haihai friends who solve the master's puzzles, I will retreat. Besides, I will continue to** the secret equipment of the water camp..."

Ma Chao and Haihai, who were slightly apologetic, nodded to the wheat field. The wheat field did not say much and retreated with a strong and good body unique to soldiers~~

"Uh... What is this... What's that, Haihai, is it swollen?

"Princess, er... Lord, don't you know yet? The author thought that we fought too hard in the book and pulled us through the detention center, and this time the treatment is very good. It is the best VIP room "phantom time and space" in the detention center. The characters that appear in the book, which have not yet appeared, will not appear, and the dead and living characters can come out; and their personalities can be reversed. Gender reversal, identity reversal, etc., we can play as we want; we can eat steamed buns, dumplings, hamburger pizza and so on, and we can play PARTY, KTV, military parade and so on!"

"Barmy?" Ma Chao began to be one or two big~~~

"Yes, today is a good day! Why don't everyone make a mess?"

At this time, Ma Chao remembered to look around. It turned out that everyone was there, and it was really "everyone". Historical figures and original sets were mixed together~~

A Zhengtai of "Lord" pulled Ma Chao's left sleeve, and it turned out to be Qin Shu

"Lord+1" Another Zhengtai pulled Ma Chao's right sleeve, which turned out to be a single

"You?" Ma Chao is puzzled~~~

"Lord, Marshal Tianpeng told me that, as last time, we can't return to the original time and space until we have participated in the military parade."

Qin was explained ~~~

"Lord +1, Chang'e Fairy told me that this memory is the same as last time. When we return to the book after the military parade, it will completely disappear."

Single explanation +1～～～

"Well..." Ma Chao then smiled cunningly and said, "Life is rarely crazy. As long as everyone is happy and forgets, what can they do? Ha ha!"

Ma Chao hugged him without a sound, with an aperture and angel-shaped clouds on his head, and then raised his hand to everyone, "Little people, walk out of the porch with a certain house and enter the "fantasy time and space". We played happily!"

The grand National Day military parade kicked off~~

Part

On the rostrum, a man in an Adi Wang suit came out with hair smeared with hair oil and a comb.

"Hall, I'm a specially invited host hidden in late autumn. Welcome to the military parade!"

"Today, the sky is clear, there are no clouds, and the sun shines in the sky! *The colorful flags are flying on the tower, which is really wrapped in silver and enchanting!"

Ang? *? Ma Chao rubbed his eyes vigorously to see if there was any agricultural base station nearby that he dreamed of when he dreamed of the Three Kingdoms~~

Host Yin Qiu hurriedly contacted the director: "Director sister, what's the matter? Although this is "fantasy time and space", isn't it too ridiculous?

In the director's room, Ms. Duanmu, dressed in OL and capable temperament, changed her beautiful face and scolded around, "Which temporary worker is so unreliable? Do you still want today's boxed lunch?! Switch the camera for my mother!"

The author who hasn't had lunch hurriedly adjusted the frequency of 'fantasy time and space'~~~

After a sound of changing the curtain, the setting of "Fantasy Time and Space" finally looked a little normal.

"Hall, I'm a specially invited host hidden in late autumn. Welcome to the military parade!"

"Today, the sky is clear and cloudless. The sun shines in the sky, and the birds smile at me. Flags flutter on the gate of Chang'an Zhicheng, and the flowers are clustered. It's really silver-covered and enchanting!"

"Look, the layout around the parade ground is carefully designed by the new archangel Ma Yun. Look, the flowers in the flower bed... Er... Those stubborn radishes and Martian trees... Radish, Mars tree?

In the director's room, OfficeLady Duanmu hurriedly prompted through Mike and Yinqiu: "Don't care about the radish and Martian tree, and continue the live broadcast!"

Oh! Oh! Oh!

"After the twelve kicks and two salutes, the first unit has appeared."

"Look, the first light riding force that walked into the square was Zhao Yun's white horse Yicong! White horse Yicong...?!" A click on the rostrum! It turned out that Yinqiu's chin fell to the ground. Then the guy pretended to be calm along his pair of shiny old man's scalp shoes coated with shoe polish, picked up his chin and installed it back in place: "The author is so fucking! It's okay to mess around. Does Bai Ma Yi have something to do with Ma Jiajun? Forget it, this time I will do my best to broadcast live for you. Author God, if you play like this next time, you will never end with your family!"

"Following the handsome young man in white and a white horse, there is the second cavalry force, Wenhou Lv Bu's Bingzhou wolf rider!"

"Look, the leader is Lv Bu, who wears a golden crown, wears gold armor, and holds a square sky painting halberd, riding a red rabbit from Warcraft, er... Rabbit? That's not what the Red Rabbit means!"

P~~~ Yinqiu foamed at the corners of his mouth and continued to report.

Fortunately, when Yinqiu saw the third cavalry unit, he wiped the sweat on his head and thought, "Finally, a normal army appeared."

"Look, everyone! This is the heavy cavalry of Ma Jiajun! Look at the bright heavy armor, not inferior to the majestic style of the medieval crusaders!" Yinqiu worked hard and advocated, "As the saying goes, there is a white horse in Liaodong, and there is Yongliang's heavy armor to support the wind!"

"The leading few players will be ~ ~ Pang Lingming and Xu Gongming, known as Fufeng Shuangming!"

Puh~~ Jia Xu, who was sitting on the rostrum, couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood: Fufeng Shuangming, fortunately Fufeng was not blind...

"The general between the two generals is General Huang Yuanhuang, nicknamed Ugly Brother in our Ma's army! It is said that Brother Chou is the distant nephew of General Huang Zhong and Huang..."

Grip! General Huang, a special guest sitting on the other side of the rostrum, stood up and shouted at the parade ground: "The clown... Xiao Huang, you have to fight. You have to give our Ma's Industrial Unlimited Company a long face. Little comrade, I'm optimistic about you!"

Ah! ~~~ "Listen, everyone! That's the roar of the tiger!"

Wow! ~~~ "Listen, everyone! That's the roar of the snow leopard!"

While watching the live broadcast, Yinqiu was shocked, "Good boy, the tigers and leopards have been released. I want to choose a good position and be ready to run away at any time, but after looking at it, he was relieved. It turned out that the fourth army slowly entered the venue~~

"Well, please rest assured that it is not that the door of the zoo is not closed, but that Cao's hegemony Company's tiger and leopard rider came here."

The eight tiger and leopard riders, known as the eight tiger riders, proudly led the tiger and leopard riding on the parade ground~~~

"What? The audience said that they didn't see what the tiger and leopard looked like? It doesn't matter. The infantry troops are about to play. Let's focus on the successors.

"Next, the white-eared soldiers of Liu's Fenyang Trading Company came to make a guest appearance with a group of Bai Wei"

On the field, I saw white-eared soldiers busy, holding sugar cane, fresh bamboo, bamboo leaves, and fresh meat in their hands (giant pandas have always been omnivores, and meat and vegetables are not taboo), guiding the naive white pandas (giant pandas) to slowly walk through the parade ground~~

"Dear audience, audience... The anticipated Shadow Force has finally appeared! Look, everyone! Huh? What about people?"

"There seems to be a lot of people on the field, but no one is seen. There seems to be someone on the field, but there is still no one. Is this for Mao? Ma Chao, who was in the center of the rostrum, stood up and said proudly to the military parade that felt that there were people but no one, "Children! Come on!"

The shadow of taking off the optical camouflage cloak reveals its true face~~~

However, the shadow phalanx seems to be neat, but everyone's mentality and expression are different, and some people keep talking~~~

Li Ang looked at the sky as he walked and thought, "Am I flying in the sky that is more suitable for my identity at this time?"

Mu Yuanfeng looked thoughtfully at Liu Yue on the rostrum. The ten-year-old princess also looked at her little Mumu softly, holding her fingers tightly and trying to stand up to state, but then looked at Ma Chao beside her~~

Ma Chao saw this detail in his eyes and meditated in his heart: "Let's stop the bird, let's stop the bird, let you get married sometime, and you can also have a glass of wedding wine."

In the phalanx, Qin Shou's expression is the most numb, and he has been nagging about Governor Arnold's famous words: "I'll

be

back, I'll

be

back...", I don't know what he wants to do~~~

The most outstanding is the single. It turned out that the single led a little fat sheep from Shanxi. As soon as this appearance appeared, it immediately attracted the ambiguous smiles of the little girls outside the venue. When he saw this scene, the single showed a proud smile, but he didn't notice that he didn't know who put a "primary school student expressed his disconvinced" behind him... ...

At the end of the shadow department are two hidden special guests, one is called hidden in the cold winter and the other is hidden in late summer. These two are called " Cordyceps" together in the world. However, these two prawns were great and directly started a business at the military parade: "Hey, don't miss the good Cordyceps! After eating, the guest officer can go up the mountain to fight tigers and go down the mountain to beat Yinqiu! Only 998, only 998, less than 1,000 taels! Don't miss it when you pass by!"

When the shadow department was about to leave the military parade, the angel Yuner, who had been silent, said softly to Ma Chao, "Father, it's time for the sisters' feminty to appear."

As soon as the Women's Army appeared, it immediately attracted everyone's comments. This is not a military parade, but a group of light ancient models. Ma Chao looked at this group of sisters and unconsciously flowed down the corners of his mouth. Yun'er beside him shook her head and sighed, "Why did you give up treatment? Look at you, loser's disease has happened again.

The front leader is Diao Chan, Sugar Xiaomi and Duanmu Ruoyu, who didn't know when he would sneak into the team.

Dang Chan looked at Chaoer on the rostrum and wanted to raise his hand to say hello. The Duanmu beside him didn't know what the wind was blowing. He pulled Diao Chan and said, "Sister, you see, this is the saffron of the Tibetan country. It is said that the body fragrance caused by this bath is more effective than musk. Maybe your father-in-law smells this smelled and his brain will be congested. You're going to have a bloody roar, oh hehe~~"

Dian Chan's cheeks were flushed when he heard this, and he didn't know how to answer. Duan Mu said again at this time, "Good girl, let's go to take a bath later. How about the effect of this flower? Oh, hehe~~"

"Ah? Uh-huh..." Diao Chan, who didn't know how to answer, responded vaguely~~

The last beauty of the model team, Zhen Mi, suddenly felt that some people were unfamiliar with each other and couldn't help but feel silent. At this time, Yuner flew to Zhen Mi and said, "Sister Zhen Huan... Oh, sister Zhen Mi, sister, please do something for you."

At this time, Zhen Mi remembered her dreams and couldn't help asking, "Are you the fairy in your dream? In this case, do you want me..."

At this time, the host Yinqiu looked at the sugar millet next to the two and felt that the time had come. He jumped like a swallow Li San and wanted to jump to Xiaomi's side~~

Bang!

Unfortunately, I failed to pass the light skills, and I fell head down and buttocks in front of Xiaomi~~

Tang Xiaomi was shocked first. After seeing the situation clearly, he laughed softly and said, "Brother Qiu, what are you doing? Don't take this big gift! Ha ha, this smile is really cute and tight! There is a poem that praises: a smile to love the city, and then smile to love the country! Cute doesn't need a reason!

Yinqiu sorted out his three-seven openings that were as straight as knives and axes, and replied shyly, "Well, I'm ashamed, ashamed..."

"Mimi, Mimi, I heard that you have a family sword of gray cattle in your hand? Can you take it out for everyone to see? In order to cover up the embarrassment, Yinqiu quickly changed the topic.

Tang Xiaomi smiled and said, "Yes, that sword is said to be the heirloom of the Tang family. My sister Tang Mi loves to give it to me when I go out to the world."

At this moment, Han Ying, Guan Yinping, Zhang Xingcai, Ma Yunlu, Bao Sanniang (Guan Suo's horse) and the unforgettable sister, who are walking in the middle of the women's army, are all interested and come to watch this legendary gray cow's sword~~~

Xiaomi pulled out the sword from the sword box in a hurry and advocated in time: "Everyone, look, this sword is the magic weapon that has been said in the world that as soon as the divine sword comes out, who will compete with the front'. It is said that Mo Xie will also bow down. This sword is simple and looks like dried fish, so it is called 'fish's sword'! Er? Is this a sword?

At this time, what is in Xiaomi's hand is something that looks like a salted fish...

Yinqiu was dumbfounded: "Mimi, are you sure this is a magic sword?"

Sugar Xiaomi was also dumbfounded and blushed for a moment: "This is the salted fish prepared for me because I was afraid that I didn't have food to eat on the way..."

Yinqiu was first dull, and then furious: "Tang Xiaomi, this military parade is not your backyard!"

Sugar millet was scolded by Yinqiu, and her face changed, and she kicked Yinqiu's buttocks: "Maytheforcewillbewithyou!"

As soon as Yin Qiu woke up from the rostrum, there was a warm applause in his ear.

'Wang~~~' It turned out that the wheat field led the water camp and armored units appeared on the field

"Please take a look. Don't worry about the neat military posture of the walking camp and the Yongliang fire prevention and anti-theft to these athletes!"

When the water camp walked to the center of the rostrum, Ma Chao stood up and waved his hand and shouted, " Hello, comrades!" The soldiers walking in the water camp replied with a standard military salute: "Hold chief!" Ma Chao said again, "Comrades, thank you for your hard work!" The athletes also replied, "Serve the Yongliang people!"

The earth trembled slightly, and the nine water camp "Kowloon Bath" (Dragon Car) rushed into the field like a tank. Zhu Geliang and Huang Yueying, who saw this scene on the rostrum, couldn't help nodding and agree

As a descendant of Luban, Mai Tian is very proud to see that his carefully crafted equipment has been recognized by these two!

After all the armed forces passed through the scene, followed by a mass parade~~~

The big woman sat on the float and played a song "Guangling San" to the ziqin, which was deliberately pasted with the hellokitty head by Ma Chao. Under the simple and generous tune, the voice of the zhengqin was melod and long, which was really pleasant to the ear~~ On the rostrum, Zhu Ge and Zhou Yu also closed their eyes and listened to them from time to time. Shaking his head and shaking his head, it's like having had *~~~

Behind by the float is the idle staff of the franchise store "Longmen Inn", playing a billboard with a membership card with 10% off for meals and 20% off accommodation, mixed in the parade~~~

The "Inn" team led by Li Zihao, a rich businessman. Li Zihao didn't know where he heard that Ma's liquor was very popular and sought after among nobles and scholars, so he wanted to talk about business with Ma Chao. Unexpectedly, he was treated as a guest by Ma Chao after contacting Ma Chao, and was also brainwashed by Ma Chao's advanced concept. , also suddenly realized that the extremely terrible ban on pyramid schemes in the business war, opened Longmen inns and inns all over the country for a while, and by the way, the pyramid scheme network was also secretly spread across the country~~

In the tinkling sound, another mass team came up, all of which were white coats. It turned out to be the medical research and development department of Hua Tuo and Yao Yi~~

Xiao Tian, who has been standing beside Ma Chao as Ma Chao's VIP bodyguard, was interested in this jingling instrument and asked Ma Chao, "Master, are these the glazed bottles used by Guanyin sister back then?"

"Ang? What the hell is this?" Ma Chao looked at Xiao Tian with a 250 face and asked such a 250 question. The two suddenly fell silent, and Yun'er next to him shook her head and sighed again~~

It turns out that this jingle is a glassware, which is used by the medical department to do herbal experiments ~～

Yao Yi was very happy today. He was so happy that he shouted at Ma Chao: "Lord! You asked me to develop a small blue pill in private, which was not humiliating, and finally succeeded! Look, look!" Ma Chao quickly turned his head and pretended not to know him.

The fourth parade came up, which was Zheng Hun and Pu Yuan's arsenal department~~

Zheng Hun didn't know what happened. When the team went to the center of the parade, he knelt down on Ma Chao on the rostrum and arched his fist: "Master, according to your request, the modeling of the two sea-crossing bridges has been completed. One is called a 'bridge' and the other is called a 'small bridge'. There is something unknown below. Wuyongzhou is a dry road. Where should these two bridges go?

Ma Chao responded: "Zheng Hun, you are really hun. Look to the east. At that time, you will build the big and small bridges between the Han Dynasty and the Japanese country on the coast of the East China Sea. When the bridge road is connected, I would like to see that Lao Shengzi Bei Mihu and Xu Sasuke's man can still jump for a few days! By the way, we will grab 'Aoi Kong' together. We won't be afraid of 'Walking China' in the future, wow ha ha!"

Zheng Hun and Pu Yuan were stunned. They didn't know what Ma Chao was doing by robbing the empty well of Cangshan, so they had to bow: "Lord God! We will take orders!"

The people who heard this also exploded and discussed with each other. Boss Cao, Manager Liu, CEO Sun and Hei Zhengtai all looked at Ma Chao with different looks and didn't know what to do in their hearts~~

The last appearance was the Ma circus. A group of trainers dragged the newly borrowed tigers, leopards, white elephants and elephants, which brought a lively end to this ridiculous military parade~~

"Son-in-law, is that a divine horse?" Cai Yong pointed to a thin and tall animal and asked Ma Chao. Wang Yun and Han Sui were also interested in this unknown species and cast an inquiring look at Ma Chao~~

'What?' Ma Chao was shocked and thought that the Ma family had brought a fantasy supreme god contract spirit beast grass and mud horse, and he couldn't help looking forward to it. However, looking back, I saw that the thin and tall animal was just a giraffe, and no one knew it in the Three Kingdoms era~~~

Chen Haojie and Pan Ye in the audience suddenly rose up, looked at each other, spoofed and sprouted, and shouted, "Kirin! It's Kirin! It's auspicious from the sky!"

As soon as he heard that it was Qilin Xiangrui, the three old men Cai Yong, Wang Yun and Han Sui immediately surrounded Ma Chao and said, "Congratulations to the son-in-law, He Xixian son-in-law! The appearance of auspiciousness and Kirin from the sky is a good omen for us, hehe.

Next to Liu Xie, he saw that these three old flatterers did not congratulate him, but went to congratulate Ma Chao. He was unhappy, and his black face was almost able to pinch out ink~~

So, the grand and messy military parade ended successfully in this inexplicable ending that could pick out ink.

PS: The camera returned to the five fingers that reached out and could not see the night. There was still a faint sound of lone wolf howling around. A woman with a shawl, dressed in a sad red, and a woman as horrible as Sadako roared at the starlight flashing omen of death: "Ma Chao! You are happy, you play the military parade! I curse you to frustrate and turn into powder! You wait! Wow ha ha..."

Zhu Bajie next to him couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him: "Dong Yi, you can't cure your psychopath in your life!"

Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know what happened when Diao Chan and Duanmu bathed? Do you want to know what's wrong with Yun'er asking Zhen Mi? Do you want to know the result after Dong Yi was kicked away by Zhu Bajie? Please look forward to the New Year's Day tidbits of "Night Banquet" ~~~