Chapter 12 Two hundred and fifty pounds of heavy shackles
However, God doesn't seem to want this man to get rid of the hard labor of life now and throw away the "250 catties" of shackles. The miracle appeared when he stepped through the iron wall. A door opened on the iron wall, and someone turned on the power switch.
Obviously, Xuan's action just now still shocked the guards around him.
"Ah?"
"Ah..."
The two voices came to mind in the underground colosseum morgue one after the other. The sound in front was surprise, and the sound behind was panic.
It was Xuan who made a surprised sound. The turtle reacted faster than the rabbit and immediately shrank its body into a ball and turned it into a small iron ring around Shanyun's arm to avoid being discovered as its identity as a fire creature.
The one who was scared to death was a senior guard of the Colosseum wearing a gunman's mecha and holding a laser gun.
Gunmen mecha is one of the most commonly used mecha in human battlefields. It is quite cost-effective, its attack power is good, and its defense is not bad. The most important thing is that it is very cheap.
However, no matter how cheap the mecha is, it is rare for ordinary people to see it. Wu Shanyun is somewhat awed to see a gunman here.
Even with a strong mecha guard, when the master saw a "meat mountain"-like body standing up from the ground, he was still scared and shivered. He pointed the laser gun at Wu Shanyun's head, and then said, "Are you a human... Or a ghost or a corpse? No... Don't move..."
Seeing that this brother was so nervous, Wu Shanyun was afraid that the laser gun in his hand would go off. Wu Shanyun has seen the laser gun. Not to mention his 250 catties of meat, even ten centimeters thick steel plate ten times the weight, this laser gun can also protrude a bowl-sized hole.
"Don't point that thing at my head. I'm a little dizzy. My number is 21311314. Who the hell is so immoral? I threw me into the morgue before I died?" Wu Shanyun waved his hand to the mouth of the laser gun and complained.
At this time, nothing is more useful than complaining. Listening to the big fat man complaining there, he clearly said his number. The senior guard immediately put down the laser gun and said, "Oh, it turns out that you are the famous two. For a lifetime, I've heard of you. You're not dead yet. That's great. Come with me and I'll report to the young lady.
"Hey... What two. Force a lifetime, who is two? Forced?" Wu Shanyun grabbed the buddy in front of him and wanted to ask him clearly.
"Why are you so excited? Anyway, that's what people who know call you. Who asked you to put the best number 2131324?
Wu Shanyun didn't expect that the former owner of his body was still a celebrity in this generation, but these two. What's the matter with forcing a lifetime?
Wu Shanyun once again said his number, 21311314, which is not the second. Forced code name? The letter B is separated, isn't it 13?
Wushan Yundeng's face turned black and scolded in his heart. Why did he spread all the tragic things? Do you have to carry a two on your back in the future? Is the name of the forced brother walking in this generation? What a sad drama!
Soon, two. Wu Shanyun was forced to see the so-called young lady, who ordered him to be thrown into the morgue before he died.
At first glance, this young lady is really like a young lady. Her little face is white, her waist is slender, and her calves are long. As for the small chest, she is really not small, and she is a beautiful woman. However, this beauty's cold temperament, rejecting people's expressions thousands of miles away, seems to write the words "Don't get close to strangers" on his face, so that Wu Shanyun only dares to look at it from a distance and dares not have the intention of provocism.
The woman swung a small step and came with a fragrant wind. When she saw that Shan Yun was really gasping, her cold face turned into excitement. Even the disgusting expression when she saw his ugly face turned into joy. In short, when a woman saw Wu Shanyun was like seeing a treasure. .
So that Wu Shanyun had an illusion, as if the face on his head was not a standard pig's face, but a peerless beautiful man's face, or although he was ugly, the tiger's body was shocked, and he was still a little domineering?
Not only is the young lady excited, but even the beautiful nurses in white coats next to her are also peerless **, just a millimeter away from the nymphomaniac.
However, there is a gap of zero and one millimeter, which is not a nymphomaniac.
The young lady waved her hand and said, "It seems that our biological demonization plan has made a historic breakthrough. Hurry up, give him an all-round physical examination. I want to get the first-hand data."
Damn it! Wu Shanyun's face was full of cows in an instant. He felt that he was just a white mouse in the eyes of this group of women, and it was a mouse with a genetic mutation and no death.
Because it was an all-round physical examination, this group of nurses bathed Wu Shanyun with a special bactericidal solution and put on a new beast suit. The 21311314 printed on the beast suit is eye-catching.
Wu Shanyun's fat body was not hot on the wide detection chair, and the examination results came out. Then he saw that all the women's faces were like the little face of jelly in an instant - drooping.
The young lady instantly recovered her cold face, hoping that the huge change of disappointment made her full of anger, which was first vented on the senior guard who reported to her.
The tough girl directly threw the result document in her hand on the face of the senior guard and scolded angrily, "You son of a man, wake me up from a beauty nap, and the result is to take me to see this thing?"
The senior guard saw that the woman in front of him turned his face as sharp as a book, and his little face was pale and said, "I heard that I didn't expect the most promising two. Brother will also be disappointing. It's not my fault, can it?"
The woman squinted at the failed "little white mouse" and said, "2131314 The sea of knowledge and the sea of air forcibly broken by practicing the Northern Ghost Secret have been completely broken, and will be eaten to death by the ghost. For the sake of not being easy for him to persist to the end, reward him to die quickly!"
After listening to this, a nurse sister with a very big buttocks took out a bottle of potion. Looking at her posture, she should be preparing to euthanasia for Wu Shanyun.
It was not easy for the blind turtle to crash into Wu Shanyun in the cave. How could he hang up like this? He quickly pleaded, "I don't want to die yet!" I have an 80-year-old mother and an eight-year-old son in my family. You can do it..."
The sister of the nurse with a big ass said compassion, "It's extremely horrible to die by ghosts. You can go at ease and suffer less pain."
The senior guard of Chiyu, who was affected by the fire at the city gate, despised and said, "There is an 80-year-old mother and an eight-year-old son. Do you have a wife? Not to mention the young son, just like you, you must still be a virgin..."
Miss Beiming listened to the two harsh words of "a virgin", frowned, raised her hand to stop the words of the senior guard, and said, "2131314 is completely worthless. It has become an abandoned person. It's just a waste of the food of my Beiming family. If you don't want to be euthanized, just drag it out and give a bullet."
Wu Shanyun really felt the indifference of human beings at this time. It was a kind of arrogance that the superior regarded life like grass mustard. This arrogance stimulated Wu Shanyun's self-esteem as a man.
He put his hands on his chest, snorted with a strong nasal voice, and said, "Who said I was useless?"
"Two. Brother, your sea of anger is broken, and the magic spirit makes you look like a person, and the ghost doesn't look like a ghost. This is what we all know. The inspection just now shows that your sea of knowledge is also chaotic. The sea of Qi and the sea of knowledge are destroyed at the same time. Not to mention magic skills, even ordinary qigong, you can't even use it at all. What do you think this is this?" The senior guard was obviously also a participant in the biological demonization program, clearly pointing out the physical condition of Shan Yun.
Shanyun felt it and found himself in the middle and bottom of his eyebrows. In the middle, there was actually a tingling pain in the three places in Dantian. At the same time, his mind was in chaos, and even his memory was incomplete. Sure enough, as the senior guard said, the sea of air and sea was destroyed.
However, the good thing is that he is not the legendary "naked" and has a guy on his body, and he still has confidence in his heart.
"Well, I don't want to die yet, and who says that if I know the sea and sea are destroyed at the same time, it's waste? I have just experienced life and death, and I have learned a very special ability in hardships. None of you will have this ability.
After human beings experience the test of life and death, their bodies often mutate and produce some strange powers. Before the arrival of the era of teachers and scholars, such people were called powers and were regarded as strong among human beings. Even in the current golden age of teachers, superpowers can become excellent energy masters by increasing their powers through energy mecha.
"Oh? What ability?" Miss Beiming became curious again.
"Well, this ability is very special. I can't use it in person." II. Wu Shanyun was forced to pretend.
"Two. Brother, don't struggle. Although it's better to live than to die, it's better to die than to die early, isn't it?" The senior guard seemed to be comforting and sarcastically.
Shan Yun said helplessly, "It seems that I don't have to come out. You won't believe it!"
"Well, if you dare to lie to me, I can chop you up and feed you to the dog!" The young lady said coldly, "If you have any ability, just use it for me. No matter what ability, I will continue!"
"No, with my fat, the dog will vomit. Don't chop it." When this guy was about to die, he couldn't help acting cute in front of the woman and said, "Miss, you have to promise me first. After I use this ability, you can't kill me in anger, otherwise I dare not use it."
"Noise, I promise you that everyone here can testify!" Women are obviously extremely impatient.
After asking for the "death-free gold medal" from the woman, Wu Shanyun roared and said, "I'm going to use it."
This guy devoted all his energy to the skill imprint that he brought in his mind, and his eyes stared at the woman's plump breasts. Although he felt a small headache, when the "quantum telescope" on his wrist was positioned, he naturally had a milky white mask on his hand.
It is not an ordinary mask. It is a thickening mask armed with the most advanced technology. The milky white surface is filled with a thick layer of mimic glue, which can be simulated in an all-round way. The most obvious effect is that after wearing it, a woman's "chest muscles" suddenly "developed" at least twice.
Although Miss Beiming didn't believe that the man in front of her could hurt her, she was still careful. After the other party spoke, her body was motionless. She was about to sneer, but suddenly felt a "light" on her chest. She looked down and saw a large area of her chest, which was flat and flying. There is a comparison at the airport.
The men and women around them opened their eyes wide and lost their voices in surprise, and the hateful fat man in front of him seemed to be studying the mystery of his mask...
In an in an all-sense, a sense of humiliation that she had not experienced for 20 years crawled through her heart, and then? Wu Shanyun was decisive and tragic.
An invisible hand composed of pure feminine and soft energy pinched Wu Shanyun's neck. Wu Shanyun only felt that the strength of his whole body had passed quickly, and he didn't even have the strength to move a finger. However, he said with his last strength, "You... You promised not to be angry and kill me."
After the woman heard this, she waved her hand. The body of 250 catties of Loser Shanyun was like cotton, and was lightly thrown on the wall ten meters away, rolling on the ground like a wax gourd.
"Gao Shou, arrange for him to go to the Colosseum tomorrow to fight with people. I'd like to see if his indegen ability is really useful. Since you think you are valuable, I will let you realize the final value! Perhaps, the audience likes to watch the bloody scene of a fat man being torn to pieces by a rapid mecha... Look, I didn't kill you. Don't blame me for not keeping my promise!" After the lofty young lady said to Shan Yun, she held her chest in her hands and walked away like the wind.
At this time, Shanyun saw the terrible things of women again. Men can never think about women's thoughts.