Chapter 13 Obscene Skills Thief of Underwear
The senior guard beside Wu Shanyun should accept it. It seems that he is the eldest birthday in the mouth of the young lady. Gao Shou looked at Shan Yun with a sympathetic face and said, "Why do you need this? Take this kind of unnecessary suffering."
The current crisis has disappeared. Although it has only been postponed to tomorrow, at least now we can breathe fresh air freely.
Shan Yun exhaled a deep breath of turbidity, struggled to stand up and said, "It's better to live than to die. At least I can have a chance to fight tomorrow, won't I?"
"I'm not saying that you have lost all your ability now. Although you understand such strange powers, it is useless to deal with fast-moving and fast-moving mecha masters. If you don't have a better weapon, you will definitely die tomorrow." "Master" brother once again hit a little confidence that Wu Shanyun finally gathered.
Speaking of weapons, Brother Shanyun even has a heart to cry. The bestial beasts in this underground Colosseum include slaves, cheap people, prisoners of war and adventurers in urgent need of money. But as long as you enter the Colosseum, all currency and weapons are not allowed to be brought in. Only the Colosseum points can be used in it. What is that concept? Beast fighters eat, drink and lasa, all need to be exchanged with points. Not to mention eating, even the toilet paper that is convenient to use must be exchanged with points.
Every beast fighter has a base of 1000 points at the beginning. Although there are a lot of points, it is actually only a month's meal. In this, there are only two ways for the orcator to get the beast points. One is to fight in the Colosseum. As long as the winner in the battle kills the opponent, he can get everything from the opponent, including the beast points. The other is to accept the tasks issued by the Beiming family. For example, the former owner of Wu Shanyun's body is to accept the experimental plan of the Beiming family and then obtain up to 100,000 fighting beast points.
He practiced the evil master's skill of the Beiming family - the Beiming ghost secret. This Beiming ghost secret is the ancestral skill of the Beiming family - Beiming University. The product of the rough fusion of the magic and the accidental acquisition of the magic master's skills - the hundred ghosts' night travel formula. The mice who practice this formula have a strong ability to improve at the beginning. They can absorb the enemy's Qigong and essence in battle. This is Beiming University. The characteristics of the law, and at the same time, it can also forcibly devour the enemy's soul, which is the evil of the hundred ghosts night formula. However, this kind of nondescript magic skills are doomed to failure. All the experiments, including Wu Shanyun, were devoured by ghosts and finally went crazy, and the magic gas burst, supporting their whole bodies into fat people... The predecessor of Shanyun's body is the strongest willpower. Even if he is devoured by the power of the wronged soul, he will try his best to struggle. As a result of the struggle, he spends all the beast points, and he is unable to return to the sky after using all the drugs. Instead, he treats himself into a monster.
Now in Shanyun, the beast fighting point is 22, which is also quite a happy number. Not to mention buying weapons, it is a problem to eat. You can eat less today, just think of it as losing weight. But what can you take to fight tomorrow?
Brother Gao Shou has completely regarded this guy as a dead man. At this time, he focused on the "high-tech" mask in Shan Yun's hand and said in a deliberative tone, "I said, two. Brother, can I discuss something with you?"
The only shining point on Wu Shanyun's body now is cleverness. Brother Gao Shou twisted his buttocks in front of him, and the loser knew that he was going to fart.
"Say it, I promise you everything except this hood!" Wu Shanyun said generously.
Brother Gao Shou was almost choked. In front of him, the guy blocked the only road, but his mouth was running on the dock.
Brother Gao Shou said helplessly, "You are all a person who lives with your fingers. At this time, there is no one after Chen. What's the use of this mask?"
"Why is it useless? Before I die, I can take it out to remember the following. Imagine the feel that I can have less regrets in my life. Wu Shanyun sat firmly on the Diaoyu platform and said, "Do you think anyone can have the big lady's mask? I don't know how many people who secretly love the young lady are jealous of this!"
The "master" brother rubbed his little hand and said, "I am the most envious of this group of people. For the sake of me taking you out of the morgue, why don't you give it to me?"
Wu Shanyun's voice suddenly rose eight degrees, and he shouted a little exaggeratedly: "Shenma? You said you were secretly in love with the young lady?"
The "master" brother quickly came forward to cover Shan Yun's mouth, made a forbidden tone, and said, "Can you whisper a little? My feelings for Wenren are 100% pure, otherwise I wouldn't have let go of my status as a promising young master and come here to follow Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance and be a senior domestic slave for Wenren.
It seems that this young lady's name is Beiming Wenren, and the master brother is also an undercover agent, but he is an undercover agent of love, which is not a business with Shanyun.
Wu Shanyun arched his hand and said, "I admire your infatuation, but are you infatuated with me? Also, you think that opening the door for me is to save me, but it just makes me more painful. I will be killed by the rapid mecha of the Zerg tomorrow. If you really want to save me, get me some powerful weapons quickly. Maybe I will give you the mask brought by Miss Wen as soon as I am grateful.
The master brother's EQ is very high, and this IQ is naturally not low. He nodded and said, "Understand, understand... But I don't know what weapon you're used to using?"
"This is easy to say!" Wu Shanyun knew that the meat play was coming and said excitedly, "The master brother came here as a senior guard. I think it's been a while. This beast fighting points should have saved a lot, right? One day you will take the beauty out of this mouse nest. The points are useless to you. I'll see you make a price and buy this cover! We can pay with one hand, deliver with one hand, and keep the hood and friendship. If I get points, I can also go to the weapons city of the Colosseum to choose suitable weapons. What do you think?
Speaking of which, this beast-fighting points are really useless for the master brother. Even if this beast-fighting points can be exchanged for alliance coins, the master brother is not short of money at all.
Wu Shanyun invisibly took a big gap. The master nodded and said, "It's fair to pay with one hand and deliver with the other. How many beast points do you want? I'll transfer it to you immediately!"
"Well, can you tell me how many Beast Points you have first?" Someone put on a posture of a lion opening his mouth. Is this to sweep?
The master brother was not stupid. He quickly protected his pocket and said, "Are you robbed? I have a good appetite."
"Hey hey, you are doing a great job of picking up girls. This beast fighting points are a floating cloud for you. What are you doing? Isn't it a matter to take it out directly?"
"Do you really think I'm stupid? For me, although the fighting beast points are floating clouds, there are no floating clouds. How can I eat? If I don't eat, how can I pick up girls? I'll give you up to 100,000 points, and the more is gone.
"It's only 100,000 points. Are you sending beggars? Brother, although I'm not talented, I also have 100,000 points for a task. I heard that a low-level guard, the basic treatment here is also 100,000 points a month. Don't tell me that you only have hundreds of thousands of points..." Speaking of this, Wu Shanyun kicked the mask into his pocket and shook his head and said, "It seems that you are not sincere. I'll go back and study this mask first. You can think about it again!"
The master brother has never met such a bullish beast fighter. He dares to bargain with the guards. He couldn't help but look down and said, "Don't be shameless. 100,000 yuan is already a big benefit for you. Believe it or not, I will beat you up so that your mother doesn't even know you."
This posture, the master brother is going to grab it.
However, although Brother Shanyun is a loser, he has also been an old man, and he has seen a lot of wind and waves. At present, although his weapon is only "shameless", it is enough to deal with the master brother with shamelessness.
"You don't have to beat me. I look like this, and my mother can't recognize me." Shan Yun began to play hooligans to the master brother: "As the saying goes, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, so I'm not afraid of you. Miss Wen wants to drag me out to feed the animals tomorrow. How dare you put me in the right place today? The law? Moreover, before being fed to animals, I think I still have a chance to say a word or two. At that time, the news of your crush on Miss Renren will spread like bamboo shoots. I think it's not good for you, right?
Although the master brother is a little young, he has not yet developed a dung beg. At this time, he frowned into a Sichuan character, but he didn't expect that the legend in front of him was very different. Forced two. I actually changed my character and didn't eat it.
Shan Yun is both soft and hard to the master brother. He swobbled first, and now he coaxed: "Master brother, you have a life-saving kindness to me. Your affection is heavier than that of the mountain. Naturally, I won't be so ruthless. However, at present, I'm poor, and there are wolves and tigers in the back. Can't you help me through this difficulty?
Hearing this, the master felt a little pleasant. He immediately borrowed the slope and went down the donkey and said, "You are talking about this. Damn it, I saved you. For the sake of you, it's not easy for you, so I'll pay a million beast points to buy this cover!"
Wu Shanyun immediately offered the mask and almost flattered, "It's a deal!"
Shanyun's nameplate was lost. The master brother directly used the permission of the senior guard to make up for Shanyun, and then directly transferred a million beast points through the light brain. The whole process was quite fast.
By the way, in the underground Colosseum, 100 points are equal to a league red coin. The master brother is now equivalent to buying a small cover with 10,000 alliance coins. There is no more expensive cover in the world. You know, ten thousand red coins are enough for ordinary human families to change a mask for more than ten years, and only a master brother such a "saint" can do it.
On the way back to the "iron cage" room, the master brother has been smelling his fingertips intoxicated, as if he is doing the great cause of smelling the fragrance and knowing the beauty.
Shan Yun is holding a nameplate, with money, and a sense of security arises spontaneously. At this time, he is still in the mood to joke, "Master brother, don't be intoxicated. No matter how intoxicated you are, the young lady is also Bcup at most, just a little bit more than the airport!"
The master brother pretended to be a master in love and said, "You won't understand if you are still a virgin. The real perverts are looking up from the bottom. You can see how long and thin the legs are, how upturned the buttocks are, and how sexy the waist is. Even if the cup is a little small, it is a flaw."
"So, are you attracted by the young lady's buttocks, not your breasts?"
"Correct solution!"
Shan Yun shook his head helplessly and said, "If you hadn't said it earlier, if you had known it earlier, I would have stolen the young lady's underwear for you. Are you still not happy now?"
"Can you steal underwear?" The master brother actually showed a pig brother-like appearance, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Wu Shanyun smiled in his heart, but on the surface he said sadly, "Master, help me pray. If I don't play with your girl Wenren these days, maybe I can consider stealing a pair of her underwear for you, and it's the kind that is guaranteed to wear!"
"Brother, I will call you brother in the future. You must be alive. My great career needs your help!" The master brother was so excited that he wanted to kneel down. Under the call of "panties", the guy was completely unscrupulous: "Actually, my full name is Ximen Gaoshou. You can call me Xiao Gao in the future..."
"Ximen?" Shan Yun remembered a guy named Ximen Qing in ancient times. He wanted to come to the Ximen family to have a glorious tradition and always have a lewd rough, but he couldn't say it. He said, "This surname is quite suitable for you, the seed of infatuation! Go back. I'm at the door."
For the sake of the strip cover, this guy sold 10,000 alliance red coins. For the sake of the strip, this guy sold his integrity, which is really a big seed of infatuation.
Xiao Gaogang took three steps and turned around. He pleaded in a deep tone, "Brother, you must live!"
Brother Shan Yun looked at this guy's expression and almost became a resentful woman. The big master waved his hand.